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    00:25 09/08/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Pilot: I have take off in my pants.

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    01:13 09/08/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Permission to come onboard, sir!

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    Comment by Gitami
    08:05 09/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Be aware passengers will be disembarking, millions of them.

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    23:56 08/08/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    ...for certain reasons, she looks like a Thailand transvestite in the first pic..

    ..second one resembles a generic ghost in an Asian horror movie.

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    Comment by Megidola
    01:00 09/08/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    If ghosts gave blowjobs, those horror movies would be far more entertaining...

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    01:22 09/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    They'll suddenly go yandere while heading and thats a no-no.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:02 09/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    taht woudl be a go-go!

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    Comment by Turkashi
    00:08 09/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Damn Sankaku another trap post! XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:11 09/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I dont mind getting head from a female ghost.... As long a they dont bit mine off...

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:41 09/08/2011 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    Thailand transvstite

    LOL. how did you get that idea? Did it remind you of the time when you look at the mirror?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:21 09/08/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    You apparently have never been to Thailand.

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    Comment by jabman025
    23:54 08/08/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    yet more proof that if you don't want the world to see it, don't take a picture of it

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    Comment by LanSlyde
    00:00 09/08/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Regardless of whether it was meant to made public, I must salute this man. If only for accomplishing what We have all wanted to try at one point.

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    Comment by KoollKat
    00:59 09/08/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Nice service on board.

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    01:11 09/08/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Will never look at "cockpit" the same way again...

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    Comment by Rakshasa
    01:48 09/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I have not been able to even mouth the word 'cockpit' after George Carlin pointed out the very very obvious.

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    Comment by Your Name
    02:35 09/08/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Not only that, but if that's his girlfriend, he sure knows how to pick some fine legs.

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    Comment by BlaqCat
    00:05 09/08/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Can't fault the guy, everyone wants membership to the mile high club-- even pilots.

    Comment by Anonymous

    I see what you did here

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    Comment by euheretic
    00:02 09/08/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Instead of apologizing they should make it a in-flight service.
    "Was not the pilot's girlfriend, she is the flight attendant doing her job."

    and ta-da...
    Instant win.

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    Comment by TNinja
    00:54 09/08/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I might end up traveling around the world if that happens.

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    Comment by Sajina
    00:13 09/08/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Over international waters prostitute should be legal, right? If so, this service could be a real cashcow.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:01 09/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ships sailing on international waters are bound by the laws of the country where it is registered (i.e. what flag it sails under). You can have your ship registered in the Cayman Islands; you will then be bound by its laws.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:59 09/08/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    So technically he could rob you of all your possessions and kill you without anyone having anything to say about it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:12 09/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    I guess the Capt'n got a head of himself.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:50 11/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Considering that majority of today's planes feature auto-pilot, getting head is not a big deal during mid-flight. Getting caught is a whole different issue of course.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:57 09/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Aerial and sea-laws are basically the same shit asshat. GOD, the nerve.

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    Comment by TheBeast
    08:23 09/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    the airplane was definately in-flight. what the fuck else would they be doing on the plane if they're not at work. however, a captain in midflight can get up and get a cup of coffee, because of auto pilot. seems to me he could get some head while he's at it. though, you wouldn't want to make a habit of this sort of thing.

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    Comment by Myballz
    10:36 09/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Unless your in North Korea Waters they have every right to shoot or capture you.

    It happen while the Plain was on the ground

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:42 10/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    A plane registered to japan for instance, takes off and is over international waters. That plane is under the laws of Japan. Until, said plane lands at it's destination, say the U.S. It then is placed under U.S. Laws while they are on the ground there. Either way, somebody's laws are judging your penis' actions.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:29 15/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    reminds me of some eroge somehow.... prison battleship anyone?? hm? no?

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:26 22/07/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Also, good luck actually prosecuting anyone under international law. People violate international law all the time. Child soldiers anyone? If thats not stopped, why do you think blow jobs will?

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:25 22/07/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    We are talking about a plan correct? Plane laws aren't not the same thing as boat laws.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:32 09/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    AHH no when your in international waters you are not bound by any law. The cruse ship tell you that shit to keep you inline the capt. is the one in charge.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:30 09/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    We are talking about a plane here and you are talking about a boat you stupid cow.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:00 09/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    it's not the destination. it's where the vessel is registered.

    if your boat is registered in Thailand, you are bound by the laws of Thailand while in (or over) international waters.

    there's a reason party boats sail so far out from the US coastline when they want to engage in non-US approved activities.

    in the Vatican State, the age of consent is 12, but remember that as a citizen of another country you may still be bound by your own laws when you return home:

    "It is illegal for an American citizen or resident to have sex in another country with someone aged under 16, unless the age difference is less than 4 years, in which case the minimum age is 12."

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:32 09/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sorry, actually you are bound by the law of the ship's destination, and by international law. News stories abound of people thinking they are immune to laws in international waters, only to be arrested and imprisoned when they reach port.

    Think boffing a 10-year-old in international waters is good-to-go, even if there's full consent all around? Think again.

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    Comment by Satonaka
    07:51 09/08/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    You know, I was on this plane once, and I’m sittin there, and the captain gets on and does his whole you know “we’ll be cruising at 35,000 feet,” but then he put puts the mic down and forgets to turn it off.

    And he turns to the co-pilot and he’s like “you know, all I could use right now is a fuckin’ blow job and a cup of coffee.”

    So the stewardess goes fuckin’ bombing up from the back of the plane to tell him that his microphone’s still on and this guy in the back of the plane’s like

    “hey hun, don't forget the coffee!”

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:26 09/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Good will hunting haha

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    Comment by Sparanda
    10:14 09/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    "In other news, airline profits have seen a 600% increase."

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    Comment by Uncommon0taku
    10:53 09/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    this is just because of the cost of JET-2 going up.

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    01:18 09/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Mileage points would have a different meaning if so...

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:06 09/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maid Flight

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:20 09/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hahahaha, I can finally use the frequent flier miles I've racked up!

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    Comment by kazaza2
    00:32 09/08/2011 # ! Quality (+0.9)

    She was just performing the pre-flight safety demonstration of the new first aid procedure of mouth to cock resuscitation!

    Just part of her job profile.

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    Comment by Megidola
    01:08 09/08/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    She was learning how to safely contain an explosion with her mouth...

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:36 09/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    At least she can handle a joystick well enough.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:46 09/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is Honk Kong, not Japan.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:51 09/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol cause feminists will probably be all over it?

    Comment by Anonymous

    So how come they can show the pilots cockpit getting blown but they cant show a little goddess pus T.T

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    02:19 09/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG blasts are mighty explosive

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    Comment by Zanber
    05:51 09/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Somehow this sounds wrong.

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