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Tokyo’s governor Shintaro Ishihara has taken a break from bashing manga to stress the need for Japan to become a military state and to develop its own nuclear arsenal, lest it be torn apart by wicked foreigners.

He made his statements in a recent press conference:

“If Japan doesn’t become a powerful military state it will certainly lose all standing in the world.”

Alluding to President Obama’s supposed desire for a nuclear free world, he responds that Japan should have its own nuclear arsenal:

“Japan should pursue them. If we wanted to we could have as many as we like. We have a mountain of plutonium.”

He also proposes that Japan should use its space program to develop missiles of its own.

Though he may be a crazed far right xenophobe addled by senility, it is hard to deny the fundamental strategic logic of his position (even if it is simply stating the obvious):

“Japan is the only nation in the world to be so closely surrounded by hostile nuclear powers intent on seizing its territory; North Korea, China and Russia have all made or are intent on assailing Japan.

We must consider how to oppose these powers. This is no longer an age where economic power alone will suffice.”

Amazingly, 2ch actually appears to be largely against him:

“Shut up already, you old fool!”

“As expected of the great leader the citizens of the capital (those over 40 at any rate) have chosen!”

“Nuclear deterrence is pointless unless you have nuclear subs. America will never let us have them, so end of discussion. You need to consider America making Japan into one of its hypothetical enemies.”

“If he wants a military buildup, let him do it with Tokyo’s money.”

“As expected of his excellency!”

“Did Shintaro’s howling increase the military budget one iota?

Did Shintaro’s racist remarks against foreigners decrease foreign crime at all?

He went on and on about the Olympics but in the end he had no connections and lost the bid.

He’s all talk, he should retire.”

“His arguments are as sound as ever!”

“He’s right though. China, Korea and Russia will all keep coming after Japanese territory unless opposed.”

“This is 2ch but you’re all opposing him!? Dirty left wing spies must be active here…”

“It’s because of all those filthy lolicon.”

“When Argentina invaded the Falklands in 1982, the UK crushed them in short order.

Japan has the Kuriles, Takeshima, the Senkaku isles, Tsushima, Yonagunijima, etc., etc. You have to take care of your own affairs yourself.”

“It’s pointless to have them as such a small nation. With three nukes the country would be done for. It’s best to rely on our American masters to protect us.”

“There is no way America will ever use nukes to save us.”

“They won’t use them for us, but at least they are in the background.”

“People who depend on America will end up in trouble eventually. We have to do something before that…”

“I approve of us becoming a military state!”

“Militaries cost a fortune. Although they can manage it with arms exports…”

“You can’t trust anything this guy has to say. It sounds as if he just says this stuff to drum up support amongst his conservative backers.”

“I support Isihihara!”

“This senile old fool needs to retire as soon as possible.”

“Then go ahead and build nukes in Tokyo! The citizens of the capital will be just fine with that I expect.”

“He’s right. Anyone who disagrees needs to find a successful example of a non-military developed nation to point to!”

“Nuclear arms are a last resort. First we need a normal constitution and a normal military strategy. It’s a miracle we survived this long like this when surrounded by those countries. It’s only thanks to America.”

“I want to know what Ishihara’s definition of ‘military state’ is.”

“There is no way our incompetent government is even up to the task of pursuing a nuclear arsenal. They can’t even manage a nuclear power station. And the people criticising Ishihara are not Japanese! He’s just a hawk.”

“He is no hawk or even a conservative. He’s just full of excuses with no real achievements to his name. I can’t believe there are still idiots who expect anything of this elderly plague which is ruining our nation.”

“This guy wouldn’t last 3 months as PM, would he?”

“The Great Empire of Japan was so much more proficient at statecraft. Japan has been castrated by America and made into a faggot nation – that’s the cause of all this.”

“Hurry up and die you addled old coot.”

“I like his military policies but it was pretty worrying seeing his shaking body on TV.”

“Once America goes bankrupt they’ll not be able to afford a vast military which can defend us. We need to hurry up and rearm before they collapse!”

“Military rule might be preferable to DPJ rule. But I think military types mean military control when they say ‘military state.'”

“Ishihara is no hawk, he’s just a nut. He attacks everything apart from Korea.”

“Sieg Nihon!”

“Those dirty Koreans really hate him! He’s necessary for Japan!”

“Constitutional reform, pachinko bans, nuclear armaments – he advocates it all without actually doing a single thing, that’s Ishihara in a nutshell.”

“I want to ask those Chinese just what merit they think there is in taking over a radioactive little island nation with no natural resources.”

“All these lolicon really hate Ishihara, don’t they?”


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    Avatar of Kridley
    Comment by Kridley
    05:25 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sadly, this is probably the least crazy thing Ishihara has suggested yet.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:30 07/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    quite true. Severely inflammatory, but not crazy. I for one wouldn't mind a few more nukes betwixt us and the homicidal Chinese communists.

    Avatar of Prod1gy X
    Comment by Prod1gy X
    05:25 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Am i the only one seeing WW4 coming soon ?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:28 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    When was the 3rd?

    Avatar of CaliforniaOtaku83
    Comment by CaliforniaOtaku83
    11:39 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually, it would be World War V. So intense that it skips past the other two.

    I HAVE SPOKEN!

    Avatar of Tagg
    Comment by Tagg
    05:26 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    But how will you pay it?
    Sell more Lolicon?

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    Comment by Ota-Kool
    08:05 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    No sell many Rape novelS!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:21 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Am I the only one who didn't find a man shoving his dick through a screen door erotic? I can't think of any fantasy that would possibly accommodate aside from glory holes. So Ishihara likes glory holes. Hmmmmmmmmm.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:43 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's a very good question actually. Japan has the highest debt level (200% of GDP, nearly double that of the bankrupt America) of any country in the world. They can't pay for anything at all.

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    Comment by Yourtime
    05:27 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    Ishihara: "Japan must become more like america".. my first thought.

    ps: I don't have something against America, I like it, but I like this japan too.

    Avatar of CaliforniaOtaku83
    Comment by CaliforniaOtaku83
    05:44 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't want Japan to be more like America. If anything, I want the US military to leave Japan. We can still be allies with them, but I think we need to lose our empire.

    I personally think Ishihara is insane. He's spews so much right wing bullshit that he should have a show on Fox News.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:29 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...

    If the US military did leave Japan, then they really would need to start an arms race.

    Do you even realize why we are there?

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    Comment by CaliforniaOtaku83
    09:04 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Because the United States thinks that they need to have an empire and has the right to police the world?

    I think we need to remove all of our bases in foreign countries. It's a situation we would never tolerate in reverse. If China or Mexico wanted to build bases in California, Americans would be all over it like a cheeseburger.

    The founding fathers never intended for America to be an empire.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:09 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    CalOtaku needs to open some history books.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:27 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Enjoy the Chinese hegemonizing the Western Pacific when their only rival picks up and leaves.

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    Comment by starsplash
    11:25 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dude... We have forign bases because if anything does happen, those bases would be the frontlines until reinforcements get there. Its like embassies around the world. It has nothing to do with empires man. Its assurences that as a superpower in keeping the world from WW3, the US is nearby.

    Dont be stupid man. We need those bases.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:54 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Quick, but important difference between the US and the old empires. When empires (such as Rome, Japan, China, Caliphates, Aztec Triple Alliance, Democratic People's Republic of Korea, the Third Reich, British Empire, French Empire, Zulu Empire, Egypt, Assyria, Babylon, the Mongols, Huns, Nubia, etc) defeated the enemies of war, they dominated them afterwards (absorbing them into the victorious empire); when America defeated Japan, Germany, Italy, Iraq (etc) they were not absorbed, but instead were given aid to rebuild and "support for a democratic government.

    Does this apply to all cases? No, the Philippines (which, by the way, were given a promise of independence - without a set date), Cuba, Puerto Rico, most of the mainland, and Hawaii were results of "Manifest Destiny", or expansion.

    An idea the US was founded on, and was mentioned in the Declaration of Independence, was "If something is wrong, those who have the ability to take action, have the responsibility to take action."

    You obviously don't know the founding fathers.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:58 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    CalOtaku is an idiot.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:32 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I didn't understand you comment, until I realized you were a liberal.

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    Comment by Chady
    05:28 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's ok if Japan has nuclear arsenal.

    So I just watch to WW3 or WW4.

    Just kidding lol

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    Comment by NW☆DD
    05:28 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    “If Japan doesn’t become a powerful military state it will certainly lose all standing in the world.”

    Just design some cool Mechas or some weapon that kills without destroying the environment, wiping out the humans or transforming countries in uninhabitable lots of ground... Didn't Ishihara learn a shit from Fukushima "divine punishment"?

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    Comment by Zanber
    05:28 06/08/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Someone please send this guy to a retirement home.

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    Comment by George
    05:48 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    He's senile alright. This will never happen.

    Japan is banned from having nuclear weapons via post ww2 treaty, under explicit conditions. If they develop nuclear weapons, any nation would be immediately free to legally launch first strike, without fear of interference or retaliation from 3rd party.

    Not sure about china, but north korea would certainly be more than happy to conduct some more tests on Japanese soil.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:37 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    And y'know, the worst part is that the country's people is about as selective with their memory as old Ishihara. Seriously, I thought that that Japanese race as a whole was supposed to be smart, or at least pretend to be informed of the obvious.

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    Comment by Astray Flame
    18:07 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    You got to remember that in their society they think as a group, while in most English speaking country think as an individual.

    I wouldn't be surprise if sooner or later the young adult may start to think like Ishihara.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:03 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm happy someone knew this.

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    Comment by TehBoringOne
    06:49 06/08/2011 # ! Good (+0.5)

    Someone please send this guy to a gas chamber home.

    Fixed.

    Avatar of Winter Dream
    Comment by Winter Dream
    17:37 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    And set him free through chimney? >_<

    Avatar of Naoli
    Comment by Naoli
    11:38 06/08/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    you mean to a mental hospital?

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    Comment by kamiru
    12:43 06/08/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    but he is beyond recovery.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:13 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    He'll make fine paper door craftman

    18:14 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    He'll turn the old people in the retirement home into his cronies.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:28 08/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    why not just have some NEET kill him
    that NEET would become a hero

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:29 08/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Blame the Japanese for being stupid enough to let this guy into office again. The old people are stupid for voting for him and young people are stupid for not speaking up.

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    Comment by Aneroph
    05:29 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    Never gonna happen Ishihara. You get nukes, we blow you up again. Besides, you thought nuclear power leakage was bad, wait until an earthquake or typhoon explodes your nukes instead. No one is out to get Japan anyways. Koreans might hate you, but they certainly wouldn't waste a nuke on you.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:47 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Pretty sure nukes don't explode if you just "knock them hard enough". Just sayin'.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:53 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    a Tsunami is hardly a "knock"

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:06 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm pretty sure a 7.0+ earthquake is enough to set off a bomb.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:28 07/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    7.0 IS much more than a bomb... just saying....

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:51 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ted failed in science & global history.

    He doesn't know dick what he's ranting about.

    Ted = Troll failure.

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    Comment by Aneroph
    11:16 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    The post was obviously a joke dumbass. You thinking it was serious proves truly how ignorant you are.

    Anyways, Japan is right to want to arm themselves now. Since America is sliding down a financial crap hole they are quickly going to need some kind of protection for themselves since we won't be able to run to their aid if something happens. honestly speaking, if we lose a lot of our military funding over this economic crisis it could mean the perfect opportunity for some of our enemies to make some threats or even attacks.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:00 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Economy might be in the sh*thole, but the US military is still going strong.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:40 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes because people forget how to fire guns and missiles and pilot jets and aircraft carriers if we have less money.

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    Comment by NakkiNyan
    05:29 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Nuclear arms are a last resort. First we need a normal constitution and a normal military strategy."

    OK first sentence is accurate but for the second...

    Their "abnormal" constitution is better than the US'

    Military strategy should be self defense, if they become a proactive force their economy will tank just like ours.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:46 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Too true. Right now, although Japan is limited to holding only the territory it has now, it has the benefit of having the best military in the world at their beck and call, without having to shell out the money to build/maintain it.

    Japan's economy has been pretty shaky for a long time, if they were to suddenly start a massive military spending project, there would be all kinds of social woes over there.

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    Comment by NakkiNyan
    07:07 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Exactly, when you have an economy that is for shit you don't tack on a bill that is insanely expensive and will never show a profit to pay for itself.

    Remaining a defense only nation also helps, you are targeted more as your army expands and becomes an attack force.

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    Comment by Sorrior
    05:33 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Anyone else think of GiTS after reading this?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:00 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Now all we need is for America to drop the "democracy" facade and become a full blown empi-- oh, Tea Party, right. Shit.

    Okay, yeah, me too.

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    Comment by Tex_Arcana
    07:36 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Now all we need is a civil war in Mex- SHIT.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:19 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    You misspelled "Liberals".

    Also, the US is a Representative Democracy, aka a Republic. A true democracy can be a "tyranny of the majority", which seems to be what you're going for with your bias.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:36 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    So China and Japan blow each other up... and that takes care of a big part of America's debts! This is a fantastic plan!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:58 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Also gets rid of China's over population. Might even free Tibet. I'm not seeing a problem with this.

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    Comment by Ota-Kool
    08:08 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    Yeah I agree China the one who likes to invade the land and sea must be NUKE!

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:06 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    It's idiots like you that make me want to nuke the this shithole we called Earth.

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    Comment by KleinerKokiri
    11:18 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Tibet was never really "free" of China ~ learn2 history














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