“The Difference Between American Sex & Japanese Sex”

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Japanese 2ch denizens have been pondering the differences between Japanese and American sex, such as they know of it.

The exchange:

“American girls want to look at it in them whereas Japanese girls don’t want to see it at all.”

“Iku! < Japan

Come on! < USA”

“I’m coming! [kuru] < USA

I’m going! [iku] < Japan”

“Yes! Oh yes!! < USA

No! This is no good! [“Dame, konna no dameee!”] < Japan”

“Japan = sexual activity

USA = active sports”

“In American fellatio they don’t look at your face, they stare at your penis whilst licking it.”

“When foreigners are having sex it doesn’t feel like the woman is being raped. It’s more like two people are fighting each other on an equal basis. Like a sport, in fact.”

“Japan = silent, USA = BGM.”

“Are American girls all bitches?”

“I homestayed in the states… the host’s 17-year-old daughter kept pestering me for it. I remember thinking they look prim and proper – but it’s really a nation of bitches!”

“I want to do a blonde if only once! Tell me what you thought.”

“Well, I was a virgin but of course she wasn’t. Her nipples were pink and of course she was blonde. She was a single daughter but she came onto me and we starting touching one night, she took my hand and put it on her breast herself.”

“You say ‘of course she was blonde’ but most blondes there aren’t even natural?”

“The whole family was blonde. [A lengthy account of his encounter follows]”

“I’m just going to go and home stay in the US!”

“As a twenty-something virgin this makes me sad and envious.”

[He continues]

“Damnnnn! Arrrrgh!”

“It’s a lie! Keep going please!”

[He continues]

“Hey, what are you doing – keep writing!”

“What are you doing!”

“What, it’s finished!?”

“I homestayed in Australia but nothing like that happened…”

“I can’t imagine American women doing it like Japanese women though.”

“Americans do it from behind, Japanese tend to pile up. That’s because Japanese penises are shorter. Americans are longer, but their weakness is that their penises are softer [many Japanese seem to be under the impression that foreign penises are softer than Yamato ones].

Hard Japanese penises are really popular with American women! Ask some of the women at American bases!”

“Japanese seem to derive a lot of their pleasure from some sense of sexual shame they get from the act.”

“The passion of American sex is wonderful.

It varies with the individual, but generally Japanese women just act as if they’re being raped and defiled, and seem to become intoxicated from that rather than the sex itself. Though that has some merits too, I suppose.”

“You lot only know what you’ve seen in pornos.”

“How else would you know anything about American sex?”

The usual disclaimers about these statements largely being based on Japanese viewing tawdry American porn apply – although given the source it seems their experience of Japanese women is likely to be just as limited, so perhaps this evens out…


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    Comment by Michael
    10:22 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    quality thread

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    Comment by Uncommon0taku

    comparitively speaking,... once an American girl gets her claws in you. She gets all saggy & frumpy.

    While a Japanese girl, pretty much stays a Japanese girl, until you meet her parents & then have the ceremony, and then the honeymoon.... years later, after a couple of kids.... She's still a Japanese girl.

    ^_^

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:40 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, you watch too much tv or fall for too many photoshopped pics. It always depends on how much a girl takes care of herself. There is no excuse for any girl to get frumpy early. If she does she's just a lazy bitch.

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    Comment by Ethan
    11:45 31/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    From my experience in Japan, that's not true at all. There are a lot of frumpy girls in Japan, and they start early. People will be disappointed if they go to Japan and expect a bunch of idols.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:19 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    lots of truth there. had a lot of chunkies write me back when I used to penpal. and it wasn't just them, all their friends would be little butterballs.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:11 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Race has nothing to do with it. Depends on how she eats, how much sun she gets, if she exercises, etc.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:19 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Too much sun is the BIGGEST reason for aging.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:22 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    sorry, but is DOES have something to do with it. over generations the body adapts to it's surroundings, which is why we're all not the same skin color and why those in colder climates tend to have larger figures.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:12 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    12:22
    You're a FUCKING IDIOT. There are no conditions in Japan compared to the rest of this small planet that would cause Japanese people to age more slowly. I don't know how old you think this planet is but the variations in human beings actually aren't that far apart.

    Also, if anything, people with darker skin would age more slowly since sun damage is the largest contributing factor to aging skin.

    Again, how a person takes care of themselves is the biggest factor in determining aging.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:13 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    12:22 is a prime example of a weeaboo who falls for all the make-up and photoshop.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:11 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    you think American women are bad, you should see Russian & British women, they go from ball draining hottness to fat ugly bitch bosses you around in a matter of years.

    also, Japanese girls don't marry foreigners that often. it's usually just flings with one. and the parents are to blame.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:20 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sadly I have to agree in this point. While she must have forgotten by now how my balls look, she more and more is becoming a mix of her mother and my elementary school teacher...

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:13 01/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you let a woman boss you around you're probably just weak and she is angry because she wants an actual dominant, masculine man.

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    Comment by Aaron
    10:27 31/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    What's next a 2ch thread on how to get laid.......
    pointless post is pointless

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:32 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    nah that'd be funny

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:42 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    2ch's lesson on getting laid: "Pull out your toys on the first date. Bitches will fly to your pants"

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    Comment by Your Name
    10:31 31/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Oh, yea they love to talk about the softness of a penis. I should find a Japanese partner and confirm it myself.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:07 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    do that, and they'll just have more stories about 'how slutty our women are.'

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:08 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Finding one Japanese partner would make her slutty? Are you that stupid?

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:17 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    no, but clearly you are. read through the 2ch comments, second one claimed to get some americunt, he started bragging about how slutty they are.

    Comment by Anonymous

    12:17
    Yeah but since when does having sex with a few guys make a girl slutty? Again, are you that stupid?

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:36 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    you said 'yeah but', then asked the same question proving that you entirely missed the point. kill yourself before your stupidity breeds more retards.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:35 01/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    19:36 fails at reading comprehension and still didn't answer the question. Move along. Nothing more to see here.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:36 01/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Next time you call someone a retard, you might want to read back and make sure you weren't the dumbass. xD

    Comment by Anonymous

    Yo be honest it's true of any small penis, not just Japanese, bigger penises don't get as hard because they're bigger, and it takes a lot more blood to get hard, but to be fair, as long as some-ones properly into it, and below the 9 inch mark it's gonna be hard enough in my opinion; though this is from a gay guy, so things may be different vaginally.

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    Comment by BlaqCat
    10:32 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "she had pink nipples" ," Of course she was blonde " Yea see....that's the point I called "lie" and "bullshit". But it sounded like a nice erotic story.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:48 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    My girlfriend had pink nipples, I don't see why that is a problem...

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:56 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I'm more concerned about the "all Americans are blonde" stereotype.

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    Comment by Zanosuke_Kurosaki
    13:13 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seconded. Natural blondes aren't *quite* as prolific as their stupid little stereotyping minds think. In fact, brunettes seem to show up more often than blondes or redheads.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:32 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fun fact. He said the entire family was blonde right? First both parents have to have the blonde gene. Second is that it skips a generation. LOL

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:37 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Aren't red-heads going extinct?

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:40 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    @13:32

    "Skips a generation"? LOL... Sounds like this is what your brown-haired self heard your blonde mom tell your blonde dad. If so, then newsflash: your mom's a whore.

    Blonde hair is a recessive gene. That means that if both parents are blonde, the child almost certainly is as well, since both parents likely have only blonde genes to pass down. The existence of all-blonde families in the US (and their commonality in countries like in Scandanavia, where blondeness is even more common) is inarguable. While it is certainly possible for a pair of blonde parents to have a brown-haired child (genetic hair dominance isn't quite so cut-and-dried as that), it certainly isn't going to "skip a generation"... DRRR...

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    Comment by Uncommon0taku
    10:33 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    lulz "tawdry American porn".

    forgot to include: sleazy, crass, & trashy.

    ^_^

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    Comment by Artefact

    I think that goes without saying, along with the "creepy" adjective which goes with "JAV."

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:38 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, American porn are generally pretty trashy. However there are gems here and there every once a while.

    Google X-Art series. Really artfully done porn. A lot of very honest passion in many of the hetero sex videos in the series. IE, passionate kisses and cuddling during love making. Enough to make you believe they really are a couple.

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    Comment by PirateKing
    10:40 31/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.7)

    Again this ridiculous made up myth about the japanese and their "hard japanese penises".

    I guess because some of them lose in size they have to make up this kind of nonsense to not feel too underequipped.

    And yeah, several of the japanese girls I dated (and face it, surprisingly many japanese girls *do* get around, at least the pretty ones) said that this myth is totally baseless. If anything they complained about many japanese guys being either clueless 2-pump-chumps that don't care about getting her off, not getting it up because of being tired, overworked or drunk or being closet superotakus that show up with an arsenal of crazy toys or strange fetishes...

    Meh...

    PS: Most of 2ch has probably all their experience from internetporn anyway...

    Comment by Anonymous

    Why do you need to address that???
    Your as insecure as them.

    By the way mostly in porn, male penises are over-sized. I'll just wait for someone to post the scientific mean penis size via region list.

    I easily pass the Japanese coffee can length(the tall one), and I'm Asian. How much your body grows in places depends on your constitution as a youth.

    Many Asians live in cramped places, or tight urban areas where there isn't much room to grow their potentials. Heck look at famous Chinese basketball player that recently retired. He worked hard for his height.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:57 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    It's not about the places. It's in the nutrition and genes. Whenever I look at the current generation of Filipinos , they're quite tall. Many kids reach 5'11 at age 13. A lot go to a good 6 footer nowadays. Not bad for a Filipino. You could tell since when you see the past generation(my parents) they're a shorter than the kids nowadays.
    Just wait, Asians would be on par with the caucasians in height and size in just a few decades.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:59 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hopefully those guys are legal in time for me to fuck them because I won't do a guy with a small dick.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:56 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    it's funny becuz the filipinos were pillaged and raped by spaniards and many mate with foreigners from what I've heard from my friend, so being a pure filipino is actually quite rare..

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    Comment by Tuor
    13:11 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    You think Yao Ming got as tall as he was because "he worked hard for his height"? Are you really that ignorant?

    The only things that play a role in your height are genetics and nutrition. If you aint got the genetics, you WILL NOT BE TALL. It doesn't matter how hard you "work for your height". That's like saying that if you concentrate *really* hard, you can change your eye color.

    Where the Hell do people get these ideas, anyway?

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    Comment by sdarkpaladin
    14:06 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    People needs to study more biology and less about dicks...wait aren't them the same?

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    Comment by Marine-RX179
    18:06 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "People needs to study more biology and less about dicks...wait aren't them the same?"

    Don't people study "biology" with their dick all the time when they warn porn? :P

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:02 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, small people getting taller by [willpower/stretching/whatever] is like boobies growing due to massaging them....right? :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:04 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    19:02 if that were true all men would have huge dicks from masturbating.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:52 01/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Will power works more than you would think.
    I have 'short' parents both around 5'6 which I consider normal i guess. Yet as a girl I'm nearly 5'11 which is taller than normal where I live. And ever since I was small I wanted to be tall, thats what I got, even with heaps shorter parents and we don't have any taller people from previous generations. I used to have straight hair, but got jealous of my sister who had curly hair. For around 2 years I was always thinking I liked and wanted curly hair. Then I got my hair cut and boing it went. Some how after cutting it short it went curly, it was the second time i had shortish hair.
    So in some cases 'will power' I would say can help.
    And nutrition also does help, but I was raised as a vego, and hardly even ate until I was like 12. My parents wondered how I got energy I did all the sports I was doing.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:14 01/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Marine-RX179
    Nope, they study fake social interactions and surgically altered anatomy.

    @00:52
    You fail at critical thinking. Correlation does not imply causation, see this explanation: https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Correlation_does_not_imply_causation

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:39 01/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    00:52

    ever studied about the x & y chromosomes? jesus christ gimme a break with your willpower.

    and about your curls.. did your pubic hair become curly too? lol

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    Comment by VVayfarer
    21:43 02/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Wrong.

    Intensified secretion of the Human Growth Hormone can be accomplished based on exercise/sleeping patterns, and it can be stopped by intake of carbohydrates before or during it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:55 31/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Japanese women can really only blame themselves for the men being so bad. They fake it so much, especially with the whole rape act. Of course the men aren't going to learn anything.

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    Comment by Vitu
    13:36 31/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    So the rape act exists? They really do that? Disgusting.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:00 31/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Clearly you've never seen Japanese porn.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:53 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Some do some don't. I've dated a few Asian women and they either do the whole helpless act or they do it like normal people. It's one ones that do both are the ones that weird me out.

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    Comment by VVayfarer
    21:28 02/08/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    Just as disgusting as screaming "More! MORE!!!" etc.

    A woman being fucked should just shut up.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:14 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bullshit. Why are you even asking about the details other male's dicks...

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:20 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's disturbing, but don't question his sexual preference.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Not questioning preference, pointing out insecurity, projection and how pathetic he comes off.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:40 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Why are you asking why people are asking about other male's dicks in an article that is pretty much all about that? Why did you even click then?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:16 01/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    The title said nothing about dicks...

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:32 01/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    4:16 apparently doesn't have the reading skills to get past the title. Don't mind him.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:53 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Whenever I check out porn in some video sites, when a male's penis is small, I would see more comments about the size of the dick rather than the comments about the bombastic woman on the video. It's really gay you know.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:57 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Most men won't say it, but seeing a girl get nailed with a small dick isn't satisfying to most people. A lot of people want to put themselves into the position of the man who is doing the girl, but it's hard to project if the guy has a smaller dick than you. It also doesn't make for the best visuals or close-ups.

    Also a lot of girls watch the porn also, and seeing a small dick doesn't usually make for a satisfying fantasy. Regardless of what they have at home, when it comes to visual fantasy a bigger dick looks better.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:01 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^Sounded Homo.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:18 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    @16:01
    I saw the words "girl get nailed," "doing the girl," "girl's watch porn," etc.

    I think you sir are the gay one.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:16 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I guess that the porn industry in general has shaped the perceptions of what a person should like. In the age of a crazy mass media oriented world, that is not surprising. What do you guys think?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:54 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    meet more females, and friendzone or FWB them. you'll be amazed about the shit they'll tell you. they only play the innocent card when they think it'll make them happy. honestly, the shit I'd heard from flings, friends & fuck buddies makes me wonder just what they tell their gay guy friend.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:58 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Are you surprised at this? You needed to meet all these girls to figure this out?

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    Comment by Kuraudo
    15:26 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, we did. They sadly don't teach this crap in schools and no one listens to the truth their fathers preach until you've broken through the lies that popular culture peddle.

    I'm sure women discover similar truths about men, though it's probably more along the lines of how surprised they are we are not the spineless fops featured in tv sitcoms these days.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:03 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not to be gay or anything, how big is "Small" supposed to be anways -_-. I've got 6 inches and wondering if that's small.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:48 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    As a gay guy I can tell you 6 inches is pretty average length, so you've nothing to worry about there, but the big deciding factor is girth, and that's the problem most japs have; thin needle like penises.

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    Comment by SpideyPHL
    21:13 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Even "pure" girls will tell a "friend" a surprisingly shocking amount of detail. I knew a girl from the time she was a virgin (we dated but stayed friends after breaking up) and the amount of detail I've heard about her subsequent bf's sex lives borders on voyeuristic. It also doesn't take very long for them to turn from virgins into pretty kinky with toys and whatnot.

    But yeah, I'd say the main anxiety now is catching something embarassing or lethal from a girl who gets around, and that's a pretty justifiable fear. That said, these otaku obsess way too much over "purity", but I suppose they're not getting any anyway, so it's up to us barbarian conquerors to show their women a good time.

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    Comment by Dorchadas
    00:25 01/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size

    All the information you'd ever need to know.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:42 01/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think thats the average but i would say the 'average' also depends on you're race.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:12 01/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I've messed around with good girls to straight whores and I've never had to converse with any of them about past guys dicks. It's not the point of, oh they will just tell you. The point is you fags are intently listening to the shit. I do qualify conversations about other people's dicks. You're extremely insecure or closet gay.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:13 01/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    *don't qualify

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:21 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Amen PirateKing, they know nothing and are only basing this off of internet porn.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:00 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    haha i n Japan i would be Jhonn Holmes!

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:45 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    If you watch Japanese porn the men always have tiny dicks and theyre almost never hard. Where do they come up with their stupid myths?

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    Comment by Bayonette
    15:27 31/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    "PS: Most of 2ch has probably all their experience from internetporn anyway..."

    So most of the Japanese users are watching blondes being fucked while the blonde population is being rare because of being... Well, "dumb blondes"?

    That's a bit racist, but if only they will experience brunettes, blacks, or latinas.

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    Comment by Shippoyasha
    17:26 31/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.3)

    The fear of a serious relationship in Japan is quite palpable. Especially for men in society. The decades long economic downturn is doing something strange to the sociability of people in general in Japan. That and many people have actually fully embraced the notion of living socially only in the internet. Sexuality isn't something one can teach yourself logically, but through actual interaction and letting pheromones and skinship do its thing.

    Plus, I find it hilarious that women 'getting around' is seen as a magically deviant and evil thing by guys in Japan and America. Ignorance knows no borders.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:31 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    1. Japan and America are threatened by women who get around, mainly because they know woman can get it anytime they want and men can't.

    2. They don't know anything about a woman's body and think that having sex stretches out a woman's vagina permanently (it only stresses for a short time.)

    3. Men in both countries are generally clueless about pleasing women and "learn" too much from porn.

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    Comment by kanbanmusume
    00:45 01/08/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Couldn't have said it better Anon 17:31. The difference between most men's preconceived notions and reality are light years apart.

    Unfortunately, a lot of them could care less about remedying the situation.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:32 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    "I find it hilarious that women 'getting around' is seen as a magically deviant and evil thing by guys in Japan and America. Ignorance knows no borders."

    You won't say that when you get genital warts from some chick who claims she's pure. Trust me.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:29 31/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    words of wisdom, my friend, words of wisdom...

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:31 01/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Then wear a condom you fucking idiot. It's your own fault if you sleep with someone you don't know well and then get something.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:50 01/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    06:31

    "Don't be a fool, Wrap your damn tool"
    Those are words to live by buddy, words to live by.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:27 01/08/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    you got warts bro? umadbro?

    Comment by Anonymous

    > implying that he got any. You're a fat otaku mouthbreather. I doubt you've even held a girl's hand before.











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