After the terrible accident on China’s shiny new high speed rail system, some passengers appear to be taking no chances.
China’s Internet denizens have also devised a list of essentials to take on any high speed rail trip in China:
A hammer for breaking glass
A first-aid kit
Emergency rations
Accident insurance
Last will & testament
Prayer beads
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We need to learn from the horrendous loss that we witness in Angel Beats...
Don't want to forget your organ donor card!
Donated organs explode.
Chinese Organs tend to explode,
everyone knows that....
...and a Rubix Cube for entertainment.
Better yet, send a Hellraiser Puzzle Cube to the head of the Ministry of Railways so he can have a nice chat with Cenobite Pinhead and the gang!
Or the Homer Simpson head rubix. I still can't finish it...
Each passenger seat should be an ejection seat but knowing China they forget to have a breakaway roof or no chute!
EJECT! EJECT! EJECT!! Oh Shit!!!!
You mean something like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fORH60LtOt4
Why is that scene so DAMN Funny?
Or the seat would just explode and only chunks of you would be ejected.
Or the ejection seat is made of dumped rubbish and shoddy workmanship, and it explodes and shoots bits of seat into your ass!
I see that this one may be the most likely one that will happen, even if it was unintentional by the train company.
the seat would explode and they'd end up with springs up their asses so... I'm not sure which option is best.
Push the eject button to jump 100m and scatter yourself over a wide area.
normally such an essentials kit would be thought up for more.... post-apocalyptic situations. Or at least a homeland military invasion.
kudos china, on making peacetime as scary as wartime.
It's to keep people on their toes.
That prayer beads is a life-saver
By exploding to the passenger's face?
prayer beads: can be used as anal beads in an emergency
Prayer beads will probably end up causing the death.
Yes, the Rubix cube is absolutely essential when waiting to be rescued. Need to spend the time somehow right?
In wartime, their tank's ammonition will be cooked, before shooting the enemy.
I wouldn't take last will & testament, they would just get buried.
And Organ Donation Cards. Yup, don't forget the organ donation cards.
Right after filling them out, you die, they see it, they bury it along with your body.
Now i am ready to go to silent hill!!
Not Resident Evil Zero?
Pai Mei sez:
"Prayer beads are for serious meditation, not for wrapping around your ass as you kiss it goodbye."
Meaning: Religious trinkets won't save you if you only see them as a good luck charm.
How about a KNIFE or a hidden blade(to make sure its not detected by inspection guard) Why???
SO YOU CAN STAB YOURSELF TO END YOUR PAIN UNDER THE RUBBLE, DUMB-ASS CHINESE!!!
Just a helmet? I was expecting full-on body armor or giant cushions covering all sides.
he's missing a HANS device
It doesn't matter whether they're prayer beads or anal beads, 'cause neither one is gonna save your ass in a train crash.
At least with the anal beads, your going out in style
Probably he'll use it to a dead passenger young girl(or he's lucky a loli) let say Necrophilia.
Neither that helmet who makes you look like a RETARD.
I don't think they downvoted you because you were wrong, they downvoted you because your too harsh (asshole).
The same reason why you wear one while riding a bike or a motorcycle.
No, they're right. You're wrong.
The highest estimate of fatalities and injuries I've seen is 43 and 211 respectively -- in other words, the vast majority of passengers were 'unharmed' as far as official records are concerned.
The probability that injuries to the brain caused most of the more serious damage is high, as in major collisions the protective capabilities of the skull are often less-than-sufficient -- that is, unless the skull has high-level calcium deposits all over. Accordingly, wearing a helmet provides a nice protective barrier that can save you from death and the likeliest sources of major injuries.
Then there's the special case of a person with a highly trained body. Due to the size/thickness of their muscles and bones, damage to their body is often insufficient in causing any serious damage - however, damage to their skull is different. The obvious solution for them is -you know it- a helmet.
There's also the case of Shaolin monks and people who train their necks by working against pressure applied on their head. Although they're the likeliest to survive without a helmet, I'd still recommend that they wear one in high-risk situations.
So retards & fags DOWNvoted my coment? Can one of those retards explain how can a helmet can help in a train crash when some times bodies are SO DAMAGED they can't even be recognized?
ur face said it all
its also for praying as it helps you focus. i dont know anyone who can pray with a shit ton of distraction around them, in this case, a train crash caused by "lighting"(electrical malfunction)
If you are riding a fireball flying off track at 300km/h then you should be looking for a way to secure yourself to some object which is unlikely to fly off during the inevitable crash instead of "focusing" on a pagan sex toy.
I think Master Pai Mei would say "A Shaolin can walk through walls".
to kanbanmusume:
don't think, it ruins your good looks, baby.
So they acknowledge the next one will explode?
Cannot wait to see the fire rockets!
Rubix Cube - to make you forget you're actually riding a train.
Remember also to wear a fresh pair of underwear so that you do not shame your family when they find your corpse after the train explodes.
Believe me, when the train begins to crash, your underwear will immediately become stinky and dirty, so it's no use.
So i'm kinda thinking here. Those "essentials" are probably MADE IN CHINA. So...if you get where i'm going then :)
the chinese cant compete with japan's technological advances...they jelly
No Chinese technology are made from recycle trash. So they are Trash and will become trash again earlier than a year or less.