A sex guide’s contention that men do not become wizards if they can make it past 20 without succumbing to female temptation is proving controversial.
Some of the extracts in question, from a Japanese sex guide penned by a female doctor:
If you pass 30 without having sex with a man, you’ll get ill?
It’s often said that “if he passes 20 without experiencing a woman a man will become a magician” (of course, this isn’t true).
It’s also often said that a woman who passes 30 without experiencing a man will get ill. Naturally, this is a lie. There are diseases you can get from sex, but none that you can get from abstinence.
Women really enjoy lengthy foreplay?
It’s a misunderstanding to say that because they like foreplay, they’ll enjoy it being drawn out. Certainly, things will go (in) smoothly if it is drawn out, but it’s not the case that pleasure increases in proportion to the time taken. Foreplay should be seen as an approach to insertion.
If you give her the ultimate orgasm, she’ll faint?
You often hear that women experiencing heavy orgasms can find themselves fainting. According to doctor Son, there are women who experience multiple orgasms, and if this continues they can start to feel faint and find themselves in a state of consciousness resembling a faint.
However, it has to be said that the chances of this happening are quite low. Men hoping to do a woman into unconsciousness are unlikely to be able to accomplish this easily.
The assertion that men making it past a certain age without corrupting themselves by contact with the opposite sex cannot in fact become magic users is encountering some resistance on 2ch:
“As if some green 20-something could become a magician.”
“It’s from 30 that you become a magic user.”
“You get magic from 30 onwards you moron!”
“It’s 30, not 20!”
“She lies!! I’m going to become a great wizard!”
“No 20-year-old punk is going to be able to use magic.”
“Don’t let her deceive you guys, it’s from 30!”
“You’ll only be level 1 though. It’s a long road.”
“I made it to 35 this year and I am an immoveable sage.”
“I got my powers last year, I can buff myself with magic now.”
“I can use Haste.”
“Being able to curse people to death when you reach your forties can warp you though.”
“Over 30 = Magician
Over 40 = Sage
Over 50 = Legend”“70% of 20-year-olds are probably virgins anyway.”
“Most unpopular types are probably still virgins in their twenties. After their twenties they have money though, so even if they are still unpopular they can at least use whores and get rid of their virginity that way.”
“The magician theory comes from a 2ch thread in the first place. It was popularised after appearing in some eroge:
Silly female doctor, you have much to learn of the world.”
“30-year-old virgins are practically normal now anyway.”
“The fact that you can stand being a virgin at that age is the real magic.”










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“She lies!! I’m going to become a great wizard!”
Well said my friend.
It's not like i'm a virgin beacause i can't get a girl or anything, I just want to increase my magical powers!
dumbledore aint got shit on me
He had gay sex before twenty. Does that count?
depends if he was the train or the tunnel
You ain't got much magic at that age anyway.....
We're off to see the wizard....
Don't! He is wearing his robes and wizard hat!
You're a >150-year-old virgin!?
i would be dead then(died a horrible life)
Hagrid: You're a Wizard, 2ch!
Is 2ch a good wizard or a bad one?
definitely a Griffindoor...
rapists, pedophiles, and other such sex predators: snagging your magic before you can even use it. Now it all makes sense!!!
Try casting your spell with your Yen that's the only way to women would have sex with you.
Probably 4chan.
then who would be slytherin?
Oh shi-! I'm a wizard!
Spellcasters are awesome!
You're a wizard, Harry!
Hooray for wizards! まほうつかいわばんざい!
Please learn Japanese before trying to use it. You were close but still wrong.
Leave him alone... he obviously realized his mistake too late. I mean look at his avatar.
@VVayfarer
hahahaha I really lol'd ^^b
Is there a GOD?
It depends. How intelligent are you?
Yes there is.
“The fact that you can stand being a virgin at that age is the real magic.”
Not quite, my friend.. not quite.
Anyone here over lvl30? 40?
47, if you assume that a hooker, once, two decades ago, doesn't count.
"It’s often said that “if he passes 20 without experiencing a woman a man will become a magician” (of course, this isn’t true)."
First of all, the video clip of the game states "If you pass 25 years of age as a virgin, you will be able to wield magical powers." This contradicts the doctor's statement.
Secondly, men don't get an increase in magical ability due to a lack of stress, they just get an increase in the level of STRESS HORMONES.
Also, as this is the first time I have heard such nonsense, it can hardly be stated that this is said "often."
Finally, most women will reach a threshold of pain before you get to unconsciousness. Even if the man can keep on going, the women generally will start to feel less and less pleasure and more pain. So, having sex until she is on the brink of consciousness will normally result in a very painful memory, and perhaps leave her with a slight phobia.
Wild is good, but extended and wild is not.
So, the idea of a girl having sex so great and intense, she'd pass out from pure pleasure is not true?...
shit man, imma go cry in a corner (sniff)...., my purpose in life is shatttered.
at least now i can dream to attain to a higher being, like Gandalf the Milky White, beating naughty elves with his strong, shiny rod.
Keep in mind that most of the responses women have to sex that makes it seem like they are enjoying themselves are usually fake and done for the man's benefit so he can think he's doing a good job.
It doesn't mean she isn't enjoying herself, but most of it is an act designed to be more sexy that men never fail to fall for.
Both sexes do it. Dirty talk and sounds in general make sense more fun.
If I ever get a girl, I hope she's Cool, so we can have quiet sex in defiance of normal people.
@21:03 is apparently telepathic. I hate when guys assume they "know" what's in another person's head. So arrogant.
And no one said anything about being disappointed. We're talking about having fun. Are words that hard for you?
@7:52
We're not talking about faking orgasms. That's stupid and doesn't do anyone any favors.
We're talking about those loud moaning/screaming sounds that women generally make that aren't natural sounds caused by sex or pleasure. They are made to make the sex act more pleasurable for both parties by signalling that one is having fun.
Think of it like screaming during a roller coaster ride. Take the average person who isn't afraid of them and has fun. They might scream for fun, not because the coaster is ride is actually making them fearful or joyful enough to scream.
Sex can be done quietly, but it's no fun, so people make noise. But those sounds are "real."
And most sounds my girl makes are faked because she loves me so much? Wait... what? No, they're not. I know her body, I know her responses. They sure as hell aren't "fake." Sounds like someone's been disappointed by a lot of people in their life.
Nonsense, women mostly fake because they don't want to hurt a man's pride.
While there are some who do it to keep their man attached, it's a relationship bound to fail anyways because there's no honesty.
*gives a round of applause*
no, the article meant orgasms not the sex itself of course long, wild sex will probably end being painful, the doctor refers to the intensity of the woman's orgasms rather than the intensity of the "throttling"
but can i still have my magic?
If the girl needs oxygen, it's possible, I guess.
Her pleasure = irrelevant
The sex she likes isn't "good"; it's what YOU like that matters.
Ishihara is that you? Get your dick out of the screen door!
Sounds like the grapes are too sour for someone.
Plenty of misplaced ambition I see, and an overinflated ego, so
SLYTHERIN!!!!!!!
We get it. You don't care if women enjoy sex. We don't need to hear about it every time you post a comment. That doesn't change the fact that the rest of us do care. Stop trying so hard.
Of course VVayfarer isn't going to care what the woman wants while he's got dicks in his ass and mouth.
“As if some green 20-something could become a magician.”
“It’s from 30 that you become a magic user.”
“You get magic from 30 onwards you moron!”
“It’s 30, not 20!”
“She lies!! I’m going to become a great wizard!”
“No 20-year-old punk is going to be able to use magic.”
“Don’t let her deceive you guys, it’s from 30!”
“You’ll only be level 1 though. It’s a long road.”
“I made it to 35 this year and I am an immoveable sage.”
“I got my powers last year, I can buff myself with magic now.”
“I can use Haste.”
If it wasn't for the title, I thought they were talking about a RPG game...
"However, it has to be said that the chances of this happening are quite low. Men hoping to do a woman into unconsciousness are unlikely to be able to accomplish this easily."
The important things in life are never easy.
That's so right, man! So right!
By defeating all obstacles, we'll show that we are worth the prize!
P.S.: Quote of my life!
Why would you want your partner to be unconscious?
if and when you achieve this make sure you got a band on standby to play "Be a Man" other wise the epic-ness won't be so epic.
Huh? You don't get any benefit out of pleasing a woman. And being "worth the prize" is just stupid---if you've got it, you're "worth" it.