A sex guide’s contention that men do not become wizards if they can make it past 20 without succumbing to female temptation is proving controversial.
Some of the extracts in question, from a Japanese sex guide penned by a female doctor:
If you pass 30 without having sex with a man, you’ll get ill?
It’s often said that “if he passes 20 without experiencing a woman a man will become a magician” (of course, this isn’t true).
It’s also often said that a woman who passes 30 without experiencing a man will get ill. Naturally, this is a lie. There are diseases you can get from sex, but none that you can get from abstinence.
Women really enjoy lengthy foreplay?
It’s a misunderstanding to say that because they like foreplay, they’ll enjoy it being drawn out. Certainly, things will go (in) smoothly if it is drawn out, but it’s not the case that pleasure increases in proportion to the time taken. Foreplay should be seen as an approach to insertion.
If you give her the ultimate orgasm, she’ll faint?
You often hear that women experiencing heavy orgasms can find themselves fainting. According to doctor Son, there are women who experience multiple orgasms, and if this continues they can start to feel faint and find themselves in a state of consciousness resembling a faint.
However, it has to be said that the chances of this happening are quite low. Men hoping to do a woman into unconsciousness are unlikely to be able to accomplish this easily.
The assertion that men making it past a certain age without corrupting themselves by contact with the opposite sex cannot in fact become magic users is encountering some resistance on 2ch:
“As if some green 20-something could become a magician.”
“It’s from 30 that you become a magic user.”
“You get magic from 30 onwards you moron!”
“It’s 30, not 20!”
“She lies!! I’m going to become a great wizard!”
“No 20-year-old punk is going to be able to use magic.”
“Don’t let her deceive you guys, it’s from 30!”
“You’ll only be level 1 though. It’s a long road.”
“I made it to 35 this year and I am an immoveable sage.”
“I got my powers last year, I can buff myself with magic now.”
“I can use Haste.”
“Being able to curse people to death when you reach your forties can warp you though.”
“Over 30 = Magician
Over 40 = Sage
Over 50 = Legend”“70% of 20-year-olds are probably virgins anyway.”
“Most unpopular types are probably still virgins in their twenties. After their twenties they have money though, so even if they are still unpopular they can at least use whores and get rid of their virginity that way.”
“The magician theory comes from a 2ch thread in the first place. It was popularised after appearing in some eroge:
Silly female doctor, you have much to learn of the world.”
“30-year-old virgins are practically normal now anyway.”
“The fact that you can stand being a virgin at that age is the real magic.”










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Idiots.
“The fact that you can stand being a virgin at that age is the real magic.”
Not quite, my friend.. not quite.
Anyone here over lvl30? 40?
47, if you assume that a hooker, once, two decades ago, doesn't count.
This is what the internet is for. Even virgins now know better and can pretend they're not virgins.
I'm a magician hell yeah!~
Oh shi-! I'm a wizard!
Hooray for wizards! まほうつかいわばんざい!
Please learn Japanese before trying to use it. You were close but still wrong.
Leave him alone... he obviously realized his mistake too late. I mean look at his avatar.
@VVayfarer
hahahaha I really lol'd ^^b
Spellcasters are awesome!
You're a wizard, Harry!
Is there a GOD?
Yes there is.
It depends. How intelligent are you?
Sad to think there are people shallow enough to define themselves by sexual experiences.
We are people and not animals right?
that as it may be... i'm still a wizard
We're both.
2ch said we're decent, so therefore we are
It's not shallow. It's just weak.
People define themselves by their wants, as in the directions into which their mind 'forwards' all of the person's actions, literally defining that self of theirs which interacts with the world---the self that other people can observe. Some people have ambitions and define themselves by those, but the people who don't will have to settle for their animal desires.
Defining oneself around your ambitions is the definition of a sore looser. Truly ambitious people define themselves through their successes AND failures, but never through their mere nature, which is what unrecognized ambitions a.k.a. desires are.
Oh, but don't let my reasoning get in the way of your wishful thinking.
according to wiki dictionary a sore loser is "One who doesn't take failure well, especially one who complains or contests it."
so by definition to be a sore loser you have to lose, so what if you have someone who defines himself by his ambitions and then achieves them?he didn't lose so isn't that a contradiction? did you meant to say that "Defining oneself around your ambitions is a trait common among sore loosers"? that would make a little bit more sense.
Your statement in a nutshell: "People who dwell in the past aren't weak. It's the people who define themselves by what they are GOING TO DO who're the sore losers."
It doesn't matter what you've done or how much people respect you for who you've BEEN; merits disappear the moment they stop existing in the moment. "Past merits" can be thought of as common sense -based guidelines that may be used to judge OTHERS, but to judge yourself based on something so ephemeral is foolish and one of the ways a weak person may react to "lack of control" over their own 'reality'.
One last thing - what I mean by 'strength' is the kind of mental strength which can be observed by others under normal (non-extreme) conditions; NOT some sort of an optimal (circumstance-based) mentality.
It's not defining yourself but honestly, think about it, if no one wanted you till the age of xy, then what does that make you?
a level xy wizard
assuming xy >= 30
Aren't we all merely animals pretending to be human?
Magician?! wooah! i like that!?
1st - only retard would believe
2nd - everyone prefers it their way
3rd - watch more hentai
so overall not quite entertaining
I'm going to be a grand wizard someday.
I was about to post that, but I searched first :)
I see what you did there.
Do you wear a bedsheet?
I would like to add " Akihabara is magician Head quater " any Otaku want to learn magic let go there !
"Do you want to be a Magic User?
Just sign this contact."
By a cute white mascot...
"It’s often said that “if he passes 20 without experiencing a woman a man will become a magician” (of course, this isn’t true)."
First of all, the video clip of the game states "If you pass 25 years of age as a virgin, you will be able to wield magical powers." This contradicts the doctor's statement.
Secondly, men don't get an increase in magical ability due to a lack of stress, they just get an increase in the level of STRESS HORMONES.
Also, as this is the first time I have heard such nonsense, it can hardly be stated that this is said "often."
Finally, most women will reach a threshold of pain before you get to unconsciousness. Even if the man can keep on going, the women generally will start to feel less and less pleasure and more pain. So, having sex until she is on the brink of consciousness will normally result in a very painful memory, and perhaps leave her with a slight phobia.
Wild is good, but extended and wild is not.
*gives a round of applause*
So, the idea of a girl having sex so great and intense, she'd pass out from pure pleasure is not true?...
shit man, imma go cry in a corner (sniff)...., my purpose in life is shatttered.
at least now i can dream to attain to a higher being, like Gandalf the Milky White, beating naughty elves with his strong, shiny rod.
Keep in mind that most of the responses women have to sex that makes it seem like they are enjoying themselves are usually fake and done for the man's benefit so he can think he's doing a good job.
It doesn't mean she isn't enjoying herself, but most of it is an act designed to be more sexy that men never fail to fall for.
Both sexes do it. Dirty talk and sounds in general make sense more fun.
Nonsense, women mostly fake because they don't want to hurt a man's pride.
While there are some who do it to keep their man attached, it's a relationship bound to fail anyways because there's no honesty.
@7:52
We're not talking about faking orgasms. That's stupid and doesn't do anyone any favors.
We're talking about those loud moaning/screaming sounds that women generally make that aren't natural sounds caused by sex or pleasure. They are made to make the sex act more pleasurable for both parties by signalling that one is having fun.
Think of it like screaming during a roller coaster ride. Take the average person who isn't afraid of them and has fun. They might scream for fun, not because the coaster is ride is actually making them fearful or joyful enough to scream.
Sex can be done quietly, but it's no fun, so people make noise. But those sounds are "real."
And most sounds my girl makes are faked because she loves me so much? Wait... what? No, they're not. I know her body, I know her responses. They sure as hell aren't "fake." Sounds like someone's been disappointed by a lot of people in their life.
@21:03 is apparently telepathic. I hate when guys assume they "know" what's in another person's head. So arrogant.
And no one said anything about being disappointed. We're talking about having fun. Are words that hard for you?
If I ever get a girl, I hope she's Cool, so we can have quiet sex in defiance of normal people.
Her pleasure = irrelevant
The sex she likes isn't "good"; it's what YOU like that matters.
Of course VVayfarer isn't going to care what the woman wants while he's got dicks in his ass and mouth.
Ishihara is that you? Get your dick out of the screen door!
We get it. You don't care if women enjoy sex. We don't need to hear about it every time you post a comment. That doesn't change the fact that the rest of us do care. Stop trying so hard.
Plenty of misplaced ambition I see, and an overinflated ego, so
SLYTHERIN!!!!!!!
Sounds like the grapes are too sour for someone.
If the girl needs oxygen, it's possible, I guess.
but can i still have my magic?
no, the article meant orgasms not the sex itself of course long, wild sex will probably end being painful, the doctor refers to the intensity of the woman's orgasms rather than the intensity of the "throttling"