“The Biggest Misunderstandings Men Have About Sex”

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A sex guide’s contention that men do not become wizards if they can make it past 20 without succumbing to female temptation is proving controversial.

Some of the extracts in question, from a Japanese sex guide penned by a female doctor:

If you pass 30 without having sex with a man, you’ll get ill?

It’s often said that “if he passes 20 without experiencing a woman a man will become a magician” (of course, this isn’t true).

It’s also often said that a woman who passes 30 without experiencing a man will get ill. Naturally, this is a lie. There are diseases you can get from sex, but none that you can get from abstinence.

Women really enjoy lengthy foreplay?

It’s a misunderstanding to say that because they like foreplay, they’ll enjoy it being drawn out. Certainly, things will go (in) smoothly if it is drawn out, but it’s not the case that pleasure increases in proportion to the time taken. Foreplay should be seen as an approach to insertion.

If you give her the ultimate orgasm, she’ll faint?

You often hear that women experiencing heavy orgasms can find themselves fainting. According to doctor Son, there are women who experience multiple orgasms, and if this continues they can start to feel faint and find themselves in a state of consciousness resembling a faint.

However, it has to be said that the chances of this happening are quite low. Men hoping to do a woman into unconsciousness are unlikely to be able to accomplish this easily.

The assertion that men making it past a certain age without corrupting themselves by contact with the opposite sex cannot in fact become magic users is encountering some resistance on 2ch:

“As if some green 20-something could become a magician.”

“It’s from 30 that you become a magic user.”

“You get magic from 30 onwards you moron!”

“It’s 30, not 20!”

“She lies!! I’m going to become a great wizard!”

“No 20-year-old punk is going to be able to use magic.”

“Don’t let her deceive you guys, it’s from 30!”

“You’ll only be level 1 though. It’s a long road.”

“I made it to 35 this year and I am an immoveable sage.”

“I got my powers last year, I can buff myself with magic now.”

“I can use Haste.”

“Being able to curse people to death when you reach your forties can warp you though.”

“Over 30 = Magician
Over 40 = Sage
Over 50 = Legend”

“70% of 20-year-olds are probably virgins anyway.”

“Most unpopular types are probably still virgins in their twenties. After their twenties they have money though, so even if they are still unpopular they can at least use whores and get rid of their virginity that way.”

“The magician theory comes from a 2ch thread in the first place. It was popularised after appearing in some eroge:

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Silly female doctor, you have much to learn of the world.”

“30-year-old virgins are practically normal now anyway.”

“The fact that you can stand being a virgin at that age is the real magic.”


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    Comment by nemesis
    Avatar of Kyon
    Comment by Kyon
    00:59 22/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    “The fact that you can stand being a virgin at that age is the real magic.”

    Not quite, my friend.. not quite.

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    04:10 22/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Anyone here over lvl30? 40?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:31 25/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    47, if you assume that a hooker, once, two decades ago, doesn't count.

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    Comment by Wapanese
    01:01 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is what the internet is for. Even virgins now know better and can pretend they're not virgins.

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    Comment by Poyo The Great
    01:08 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm a magician hell yeah!~

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    Comment by motaku96
    01:08 22/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Oh shi-! I'm a wizard!

    Avatar of Drakanor
    Comment by Drakanor
    02:43 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hooray for wizards! まほうつかいわばんざい!

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:23 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Please learn Japanese before trying to use it. You were close but still wrong.

    Avatar of VVayfarer
    Comment by VVayfarer
    21:22 23/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Leave him alone... he obviously realized his mistake too late. I mean look at his avatar.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:02 25/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    @VVayfarer

    hahahaha I really lol'd ^^b

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:51 22/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Spellcasters are awesome!

    Avatar of Phuong
    Comment by Phuong
    06:02 22/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    You're a wizard, Harry!

    Avatar of Hatsune Miku
    Comment by Hatsune Miku
    06:32 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Is there a GOD?

    Avatar of Geno-nii
    Comment by Geno-nii
    07:08 24/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes there is.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:04 26/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    It depends. How intelligent are you?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:10 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Sad to think there are people shallow enough to define themselves by sexual experiences.

    We are people and not animals right?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:16 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    that as it may be... i'm still a wizard

    Comment by Anonymous
    Comment by Anonymous
    02:14 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    2ch said we're decent, so therefore we are

    Avatar of VVayfarer
    Comment by VVayfarer
    03:57 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    It's not shallow. It's just weak.

    People define themselves by their wants, as in the directions into which their mind 'forwards' all of the person's actions, literally defining that self of theirs which interacts with the world---the self that other people can observe. Some people have ambitions and define themselves by those, but the people who don't will have to settle for their animal desires.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:41 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Defining oneself around your ambitions is the definition of a sore looser. Truly ambitious people define themselves through their successes AND failures, but never through their mere nature, which is what unrecognized ambitions a.k.a. desires are.
    Oh, but don't let my reasoning get in the way of your wishful thinking.

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    Comment by waaagh!
    05:54 22/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    according to wiki dictionary a sore loser is "One who doesn't take failure well, especially one who complains or contests it."
    so by definition to be a sore loser you have to lose, so what if you have someone who defines himself by his ambitions and then achieves them?he didn't lose so isn't that a contradiction? did you meant to say that "Defining oneself around your ambitions is a trait common among sore loosers"? that would make a little bit more sense.

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    Comment by VVayfarer
    21:52 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    Your statement in a nutshell: "People who dwell in the past aren't weak. It's the people who define themselves by what they are GOING TO DO who're the sore losers."

    It doesn't matter what you've done or how much people respect you for who you've BEEN; merits disappear the moment they stop existing in the moment. "Past merits" can be thought of as common sense -based guidelines that may be used to judge OTHERS, but to judge yourself based on something so ephemeral is foolish and one of the ways a weak person may react to "lack of control" over their own 'reality'.

    One last thing - what I mean by 'strength' is the kind of mental strength which can be observed by others under normal (non-extreme) conditions; NOT some sort of an optimal (circumstance-based) mentality.

    Comment by Anonymous

    It's not defining yourself but honestly, think about it, if no one wanted you till the age of xy, then what does that make you?

    Avatar of waaagh!
    Comment by waaagh!
    05:58 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    a level xy wizard
    assuming xy >= 30

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:37 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Aren't we all merely animals pretending to be human?

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    Comment by Yohei
    01:12 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Magician?! wooah! i like that!?

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    Comment by r4diance
    01:13 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    1st - only retard would believe
    2nd - everyone prefers it their way
    3rd - watch more hentai

    so overall not quite entertaining

    Avatar of waaagh!
    Comment by waaagh!
    01:14 22/07/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    I'm going to be a grand wizard someday.

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    Comment by Achiuakuna
    02:03 22/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    I was about to post that, but I searched first :)

    I see what you did there.

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    Comment by kazaza2
    02:08 22/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Do you wear a bedsheet?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:31 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would like to add " Akihabara is magician Head quater " any Otaku want to learn magic let go there !

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:01 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Do you want to be a Magic User?
    Just sign this contact."
    By a cute white mascot...

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    Comment by renstalon
    01:15 22/07/2011 # ! Quality (+0.9)

    "It’s often said that “if he passes 20 without experiencing a woman a man will become a magician” (of course, this isn’t true)."

    First of all, the video clip of the game states "If you pass 25 years of age as a virgin, you will be able to wield magical powers." This contradicts the doctor's statement.

    Secondly, men don't get an increase in magical ability due to a lack of stress, they just get an increase in the level of STRESS HORMONES.

    Also, as this is the first time I have heard such nonsense, it can hardly be stated that this is said "often."

    Finally, most women will reach a threshold of pain before you get to unconsciousness. Even if the man can keep on going, the women generally will start to feel less and less pleasure and more pain. So, having sex until she is on the brink of consciousness will normally result in a very painful memory, and perhaps leave her with a slight phobia.

    Wild is good, but extended and wild is not.

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    Comment by Kitsunemimi6
    02:19 22/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    *gives a round of applause*

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:25 22/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    So, the idea of a girl having sex so great and intense, she'd pass out from pure pleasure is not true?...
    shit man, imma go cry in a corner (sniff)...., my purpose in life is shatttered.
    at least now i can dream to attain to a higher being, like Gandalf the Milky White, beating naughty elves with his strong, shiny rod.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:30 22/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Keep in mind that most of the responses women have to sex that makes it seem like they are enjoying themselves are usually fake and done for the man's benefit so he can think he's doing a good job.

    It doesn't mean she isn't enjoying herself, but most of it is an act designed to be more sexy that men never fail to fall for.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:42 22/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Both sexes do it. Dirty talk and sounds in general make sense more fun.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Nonsense, women mostly fake because they don't want to hurt a man's pride.

    While there are some who do it to keep their man attached, it's a relationship bound to fail anyways because there's no honesty.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:36 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    @7:52
    We're not talking about faking orgasms. That's stupid and doesn't do anyone any favors.

    We're talking about those loud moaning/screaming sounds that women generally make that aren't natural sounds caused by sex or pleasure. They are made to make the sex act more pleasurable for both parties by signalling that one is having fun.

    Think of it like screaming during a roller coaster ride. Take the average person who isn't afraid of them and has fun. They might scream for fun, not because the coaster is ride is actually making them fearful or joyful enough to scream.

    Sex can be done quietly, but it's no fun, so people make noise. But those sounds are "real."

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:03 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    And most sounds my girl makes are faked because she loves me so much? Wait... what? No, they're not. I know her body, I know her responses. They sure as hell aren't "fake." Sounds like someone's been disappointed by a lot of people in their life.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:52 23/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    @21:03 is apparently telepathic. I hate when guys assume they "know" what's in another person's head. So arrogant.

    And no one said anything about being disappointed. We're talking about having fun. Are words that hard for you?

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:49 25/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    If I ever get a girl, I hope she's Cool, so we can have quiet sex in defiance of normal people.

    Avatar of VVayfarer
    Comment by VVayfarer

    Her pleasure = irrelevant

    The sex she likes isn't "good"; it's what YOU like that matters.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:28 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.3)

    Of course VVayfarer isn't going to care what the woman wants while he's got dicks in his ass and mouth.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:29 22/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Ishihara is that you? Get your dick out of the screen door!

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:33 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    We get it. You don't care if women enjoy sex. We don't need to hear about it every time you post a comment. That doesn't change the fact that the rest of us do care. Stop trying so hard.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:36 22/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.5)

    Plenty of misplaced ambition I see, and an overinflated ego, so

    SLYTHERIN!!!!!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:23 22/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Sounds like the grapes are too sour for someone.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:24 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    If the girl needs oxygen, it's possible, I guess.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:41 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    but can i still have my magic?

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:08 26/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    no, the article meant orgasms not the sex itself of course long, wild sex will probably end being painful, the doctor refers to the intensity of the woman's orgasms rather than the intensity of the "throttling"







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