2ch on Facebook & Sankaku’s World Cup Reaction

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2ch has been presented with the gracious reaction of Americans on Facebook to Japan’s World Cup victory over them, and the subsequent response of Sankaku Complex users to them.

The Facebook responses of Americans can be seen in the original article; these and selected comments from Sankaku Complex’s article on the subject were then translated and presented to 2ch.

From Sankaku:

“Have they forgotten about Hiroshima & Nagasaki?”

“And after they nuked Japan…”

“It’s the ‘in’ thing at the moment for retards to hate Japan.”

“Their retarded brains can’t handle any information other than ‘Pearl Harbor’.”

“They’ve forgotten they dropped nukes on two civilian locations.”

“Now I would love to see them getting beaten by Team Vietnam. That would erupt even more patriotic heat among them.”

“They’ll be bleeding a river out of their asses from so much butthurt.”

“And they just saw the movie and not the real thing! What right did they have to talk about Pearl Harbor?”

“Maybe that’s what they’re all complaining about: ‘Man, I saw that Pearl Harbour movie and it sucked! That’s 2 and a half hours of my life I’ll never get back, and it’s all your fault Japan!'”

“Yeah, it’s not literally ALL Americans, but there’s a conspicuously high amount of resentment towards Japan in the country.”

“99.9995% of America doesn’t even know what the world cup is anyways. Soccer blows”

“They wouldn’t be able to give you the date, the details, or probably even the war if you asked them.”

“I wonder how much their fucking country owes Japan in fucking money? $585.9bn. Good fucking work America.”

2ch’s response to these and the original Facebook comments:

“Serves them right!”

“So it’s ‘serves you right, damn yanks!'”

This is the unconcealable nature of the American people. All we can say is that they are at least preferable to China and Korea.”

“Well done all you Korean Americans.”

“Sankaku are a decent lot!”

“Korean America.”

“Facebook: the American 2ch.”

“I can’t wait until all the radioactive water from our reactor reaches their shores.”

“Just how long many decades do they intend to keep dragging on this Pearl Harbor thing?”

“I hope all those American monkeys die in another hurricane.”

“No nation is as racist as America!”

“Xenophobic rightwingers are like this whatever the country.”

“We hold $585.9bn in US debt? Seriously?”

“Half their population doesn’t even know where Washington is and they think they can go on about Pearl Harbor?”

“This was probably all said by Koreans in America.”

“The ones with their faces out on Facebook were all whites.”

“They would all have been Koreans, Chinese and Russians.”

“Look at their pictures. They are all whites!”

“It’s all those Koreans in America trying to cause trouble.”

“Dirty Koreans masquerading in order to cause problems!”

“America’s right just can’t be helped. Just a bunch of white supremacist Republicans. In Japan they would be the anti-Asia LDP right wingers.”

“What an embarrassing bunch. As bad as the Koreans.”

“Right wingers everywhere are just a bunch of crazies!”

“You rightists need to try living over there. If you can’t speak English in the states you won’t be treated as a human!”

“I lived in America as a kid, and I can tell you this: a fool’s a fool, whatever the country.”

“Don’t forget Hiroshima and Nagasaki you hairy barbarians! Idiot Anglo-Saxons, if you disappeared from the world there would be no more wars! Scum!”

“Why do Japanese insist on calling them hairy barbarians? You’re the ones who get all flustered if a foreigner asks you a question on the street, aren’t you?”

“The two great Holocausts: Auschwitz and the atomic bombings.”

“Don’t forget what you did to the native Americans and how you stole Hawaii, Americans! Pray it never happens to you. And watch out for the Chinese and Koreans – they are copying all the worst parts of you whites.”

“I think we can conclude all the average American knows about Japan is ‘Pearl Harbor’ and ‘tsunami’.”

“Americans really are scum. I hope the next hurricane sweeps them away.”

“There’s certainly a vast gap between the dumb Americans and the clever ones…”

“Sweet tears from the Yankee white pigs! So sweet, so sweet!”

“That Facebook lot is just the American version of us.”


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    Avatar of Kitsune9Tails
    Comment by Kitsune9Tails
    03:13 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    It's so nice to see everyone getting along so well. Ahh, I love the smell of blatant, unchecked racism in the mornings.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:03 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Ikr, ppl on here raged when it was facebook but since it's coming from 2ch, lets all just ignore the hate they spew and feel special they replied to us!

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    Comment by minirop
    03:13 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Americains are just retards. as always.

    Avatar of Powerpuff Loli
    Comment by Powerpuff Loli
    03:17 21/07/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    American teenagers on Facebook are the retarded ones.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:25 21/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    You'd hope for that but if you look at some of those Facebook collages most of them are actually adults.

    Avatar of Yoshii-kun
    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    03:43 21/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Can't stand Facebook in general.
    I swear, the comments are like 4ch kids that just learned some memes.

    And no one cares if your damn plants or city grows.

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    Comment by Megidola
    03:50 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Zynga cares. It makes them lots of money.

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    Comment by Justwon
    04:21 21/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    It seems like you haven't been on the Internet before Yoshii.

    Avatar of Shizu's Waki Obsessor: MaidNiac
    22:55 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Keep in mind.., certain Westerners look old and age sooner than expected. Look at Rebecca Black for example.

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    Comment by Sajina
    03:27 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    teenagers everywhere beside North Korea are retarded
    FIXED

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:29 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    yep, its basically dumb teenagers and stupid uneducated hicks... People on 2ch need to understand that the american public is a brainwashed bunch. Americans are very gullible, whatever the government tells them, they believe. That is why watching a movie called pearl harbor somehow makes them experts on the topic... it is really sad that the youth gets to spread their uneducated bs through Facebook like this, making the whole country look bad... Thank God I live in Canada and not the states lol.... Congratz Japan on the victory, it was well deserved.

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    Comment by Sajina
    03:36 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    It's not just an American problem. Here in Germany most teenagers doesn't even know how much states (Bundesländer) Germany has. At last American teenagers know how many staats the USA have.

    Comment by Anonymous

    I honestly do not understand what was so bad about Pearl Harbor. Sneak attacks are not uncommon in any war. The only issue is that the Japanese lost that war. If the Japanese had won then Pearl Harbor might have well been considered a brilliant maneuver. I still think Pearl Harbor was an excellent idea and not something to be looked down on but to be considered for other wars. In doing so it is not about love or hate but learning from the past.

    The face-book comments were just stupid. I would bet good money that most of them do not know where they live on the globe.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:29 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Your saying Pearl Harbor wasnt a brilliant maneuver? It worked, it killed plenty of enemies, so I cant really see how it would of been a bad attack.

    Rednecks constantly celebrate when they unfairly win a conflifct but god forbid another country does the same

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:49 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not that brilliant. Firstly, they missed the aircraft carriers because they weren't there. Secondly, although the US probably would've entered the war eventually they dragged them in then and there and woke up the sleeping giant.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:36 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm with Anon 04:49 on this.

    Sure, Pearl Harbor was a tactical victory, but given the fact that aircraft carriers were becoming the new power houses of the age, and that none were hot during the attack. It was only a temporary victory and even became a rallying for the troops.

    If you look into it, that was the turning point of the US "isolationist" views. Which have since been a new issue given their current foreign policies.

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    Comment by Azn-Persuasion
    03:35 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    They've probably have been sniffin some of that powdery stuff

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    03:51 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Always knew an overdose of talcum powder can make you high...

    Avatar of Powerpuff Loli
    Comment by Powerpuff Loli
    03:14 21/07/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    "“You rightists need to try living over there. If you can’t speak English in the states you won’t be treated as a human!”"

    ¿¡Qué!?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:08 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^anyone who can't speak English you shouldn't be treated as a human :P

    and this is coming from a non-bative English speaker :P

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:14 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I solute you sir

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:46 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKKnFwaGJoM

    You need to speak Ingalis

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    Comment by motaku96
    03:15 21/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Haha, it's all those Koreans alright. XD

    Avatar of Powerpuff Loli
    Comment by Powerpuff Loli
    03:20 21/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Damn. 2ch sure hates Koreans. After all they've given to the world. Great contributions such as the... er... those... remember the time they...?

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    Those damn lazy Koreans!

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    Comment by CC
    03:30 21/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    They gave us computers and smartphones, without Koreans there would only be the chinese left for mass production.. exploding telephones and computers can't be good.

    Avatar of Azn-Persuasion
    Comment by Azn-Persuasion
    03:33 21/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    they gave us manhwa and a great mmo game(S4 league)

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:55 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    yea for korean manhwa... well guess thats about all huh?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:47 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hyundai, Samsung, LG, Kia, K-dramas (Winter Sonata anyone?), first country to start widespread access to Wi-Fi (you wonder why MMORPG's are hot), Albert HUBO, and record holder of the smartest kid (Kim Ung-Yong, IQ: 210) and still holder as the smartest man alive.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:11 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    We use LG products now ._. Almost everything...

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:39 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Taiwan products are better.
    actually korean makers do not have their originality or technology.
    most are copied stuff. so apple and micro soft prosecuted for example.
    they just assembling parts imported from japan or taiwan.
    do you know samsung consists more than 20% of korean GDP?

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    Comment by HouseLife
    04:22 21/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Why did all the translations have to refer to us Americans as 'they?' We had plenty of ourselves represented on Sankaku saying how stupid we were. The least that could have been done was to translate the fact that a great many of us Caucasian Americans (among many others) are very well aware of the fact that our country is a melting pot of stupidity as well.

    I know they don't really have pronouns, but I know there are some words that exist for those reasons. I mean come on, this just unified everyone against the concept of white Americans yet again without even recognizing we too can't stand our own trailer trash.

    Avatar of K Man C
    Comment by K Man C
    05:37 21/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Well said. I take great offense to the comments that a handful of uneducated, self-centered pricks made on facebook but I take equal offense at being lumped into the same group as them simply because I also happen to be American.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Oh gawd. White Americans whining about how they are lumped into a group and stereotyped. The hypocrisy is rich.

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    Comment by HouseLife
    06:07 21/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    @ Anon 5:53

    It's not hypocrisy at all. You know why white people roll their eyes about everyone else making fun of us? Because we know it's pointless. Because of some mistakes from our ancestors, a bunch of other races decide to blame us for the 'sins of ours forefathers' and what does that mean to us? Nothing. I didn't own a slave, but I have been mugged by a black person, and I sure as shit am not calling that 'reparations' for things I never did. It makes it that much harder to respect people of the other races when they try to lay blame on us for things and think somehow we're so privileged because of our color. So you know what the reaction is? After a while we may actually start believing we ARE better than the rest, because all the other races blame us for them being 'lesser' or 'screwed over by the white man' or some such bullshit because they like to spout platitudes and blame. So instead of waste our energy apologizing, then fine, we'll BE the best. Since apparently everyone's perfectly willing to admit that since they say we rule everything.

    Stop giving away your power to a proverbial 'white devil' and you'll stop seeing 'evil white people.' Do things for yourself and take responsibility and you won't have anything to complain about except what all the rest of us complain about. We don't give a shit about your whining. Many different races have been giving us their power of their own volition long after our ancestors stopped taking it because they like the blame game, so blame yourselves if your life sucks. If you want to blame the government because of all the whites in it, so do we, we don't like our old crotchety fucks any more than you do.

    My point was, there are millions of white people who can't stand this level of ignorant stupidity. Representing a nation by the idiocy of a few is just as much idiocy. And in case you weren't aware, all Americans of whatever race are being lumped in subconsciously when they trash America, so yes, no matter your background, you're included.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:50 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    They constantly do it to everyone else, but when it's done to them it's "OMG WERE NOT ALL LIKE THAT"

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    Comment by kazaza2
    08:39 21/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    @ HouseLife

    Does this mean we're a credit to our race? ;)

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:17 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Most of the instances I see the word "They" in this context refers to the facebook posters. At least that's what I'd think.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:55 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    @ HouseLife = THIS.

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    Comment by ChaosConsuming
    14:07 14/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    As an American I can't help but be super awesome every hour of the day for all eternity.

    I'm just that awesome.

    P.S. If you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:15 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    aside from MMOs, koreans do plagiarize most things from Japan

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:28 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    The time Korea when to Cold War mode and never recover?Divided by North and South.
    Or the time they invent effiecient Nuclear reactors,High speed Internet,cheap refridgerators and cheap air condioners?
    Or cheap animators thats been use by Hollywood and Japan.
    Or maybe Korean Drama....Wait!!thats not a contribution.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:41 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Or maybe Korean Drama....Wait!!thats not a contribution."
    lol, exactly. and kpops too.

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    Comment by Drake
    03:37 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    All the older Koreans anyway. Every young Korean American I know loves anime and Japan. I am half Korean myself(though I usually never admit it.)

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    Comment by ChaosConsuming
    14:10 14/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    He Admitted his guilt BURN HIM!!!

    Lol jk.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:15 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    The Japanese. Being in denial since WWII. They really can be just as hateful and ignorant as the people they hate. Try and find one topic that doesn't have blame or hate towards the Chinese or Koreans, when the topic itself doesn't even concern the Chinese and Koreans.

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    Comment by Neonie
    03:15 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    It would seem most of them ignored Sankanku's user base response. Not that it matters, reasonable people know what one person or one group of people in a country says, doesn't amount to how everyone in that country feels and thinks.

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    Comment by Tenshi_
    03:18 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    Wtf they are bashing Korean for?? oh wait... its 2ch

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:19 21/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    “I can’t wait until all the radioactive water from our reactor reaches their shores.”

    Sounds like a "just as planned" offhand comment to me.
    Scary.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:37 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    At least some of them realize there are idiots everywhere. And... hearing something nice directed at Sankaku?! *shock* Quick! Someone check to see if hell has frozen over!

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    Comment by JD
    08:45 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Somehow reading your comment made me start to hum the melody of "the Pinky and the Brain" =P

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    Comment by Polong
    03:20 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Blame Koreans in America? lol

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    Comment by Yasuo
    03:25 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think I would say that, just as a joke to parody the ridiculous amount of blame they get, but I can't say he wasn't serious











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