2ch on Facebook & Sankaku’s World Cup Reaction

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2ch has been presented with the gracious reaction of Americans on Facebook to Japan’s World Cup victory over them, and the subsequent response of Sankaku Complex users to them.

The Facebook responses of Americans can be seen in the original article; these and selected comments from Sankaku Complex’s article on the subject were then translated and presented to 2ch.

From Sankaku:

“Have they forgotten about Hiroshima & Nagasaki?”

“And after they nuked Japan…”

“It’s the ‘in’ thing at the moment for retards to hate Japan.”

“Their retarded brains can’t handle any information other than ‘Pearl Harbor’.”

“They’ve forgotten they dropped nukes on two civilian locations.”

“Now I would love to see them getting beaten by Team Vietnam. That would erupt even more patriotic heat among them.”

“They’ll be bleeding a river out of their asses from so much butthurt.”

“And they just saw the movie and not the real thing! What right did they have to talk about Pearl Harbor?”

“Maybe that’s what they’re all complaining about: ‘Man, I saw that Pearl Harbour movie and it sucked! That’s 2 and a half hours of my life I’ll never get back, and it’s all your fault Japan!'”

“Yeah, it’s not literally ALL Americans, but there’s a conspicuously high amount of resentment towards Japan in the country.”

“99.9995% of America doesn’t even know what the world cup is anyways. Soccer blows”

“They wouldn’t be able to give you the date, the details, or probably even the war if you asked them.”

“I wonder how much their fucking country owes Japan in fucking money? $585.9bn. Good fucking work America.”

2ch’s response to these and the original Facebook comments:

“Serves them right!”

“So it’s ‘serves you right, damn yanks!'”

This is the unconcealable nature of the American people. All we can say is that they are at least preferable to China and Korea.”

“Well done all you Korean Americans.”

“Sankaku are a decent lot!”

“Korean America.”

“Facebook: the American 2ch.”

“I can’t wait until all the radioactive water from our reactor reaches their shores.”

“Just how long many decades do they intend to keep dragging on this Pearl Harbor thing?”

“I hope all those American monkeys die in another hurricane.”

“No nation is as racist as America!”

“Xenophobic rightwingers are like this whatever the country.”

“We hold $585.9bn in US debt? Seriously?”

“Half their population doesn’t even know where Washington is and they think they can go on about Pearl Harbor?”

“This was probably all said by Koreans in America.”

“The ones with their faces out on Facebook were all whites.”

“They would all have been Koreans, Chinese and Russians.”

“Look at their pictures. They are all whites!”

“It’s all those Koreans in America trying to cause trouble.”

“Dirty Koreans masquerading in order to cause problems!”

“America’s right just can’t be helped. Just a bunch of white supremacist Republicans. In Japan they would be the anti-Asia LDP right wingers.”

“What an embarrassing bunch. As bad as the Koreans.”

“Right wingers everywhere are just a bunch of crazies!”

“You rightists need to try living over there. If you can’t speak English in the states you won’t be treated as a human!”

“I lived in America as a kid, and I can tell you this: a fool’s a fool, whatever the country.”

“Don’t forget Hiroshima and Nagasaki you hairy barbarians! Idiot Anglo-Saxons, if you disappeared from the world there would be no more wars! Scum!”

“Why do Japanese insist on calling them hairy barbarians? You’re the ones who get all flustered if a foreigner asks you a question on the street, aren’t you?”

“The two great Holocausts: Auschwitz and the atomic bombings.”

“Don’t forget what you did to the native Americans and how you stole Hawaii, Americans! Pray it never happens to you. And watch out for the Chinese and Koreans – they are copying all the worst parts of you whites.”

“I think we can conclude all the average American knows about Japan is ‘Pearl Harbor’ and ‘tsunami’.”

“Americans really are scum. I hope the next hurricane sweeps them away.”

“There’s certainly a vast gap between the dumb Americans and the clever ones…”

“Sweet tears from the Yankee white pigs! So sweet, so sweet!”

“That Facebook lot is just the American version of us.”


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    Comment by Anonymous
    03:22 21/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    That last quote “That Facebook lot is just the American version of us.” would be kinda true, though I don't think 2ch would go apeshit over this sort of stuff... may be bias on my part XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:39 21/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    >“Xenophobic rightwingers are like this whatever the country.”
    >“Right wingers everywhere are just a bunch of crazies!”

    >“It’s all those Koreans in America trying to cause trouble.”
    >“Dirty Koreans masquerading in order to cause problems!”

    oh you 2ch, oh you...

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:04 14/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Implying this has anything to do with political spectrum.

    I'm a conservative Tea Partier, I like Japan, wish their team the best in the Olympics, and I appreciate the Japanese culture. I'm not white though so who knows.

    The insufferable American rabblerousers that they speak of are ill-educated and what people don't know, they fear. Real good quote from Martin Luther King Jr:

    “People fail to get along because they fear each other; they fear each other because they don't know each other; they don't know each other because they have not communicated with each other.”

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    Comment by ChaosConsuming
    13:56 14/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    There's one thing all this hate is good for...

    Feeding the Darkside!

    Force Powers for Everybody WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:45 25/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    They're being ironic!... right?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:31 25/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Probably not the same people writing those. :p

    Also, I get the feeling some of them were intentionally overdoing (read, trolling) the Korean American nonsense, at least if the translation carries the connotations over well.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:21 21/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    “That Facebook lot is just the American version of us.”

    Insight.

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    Comment by AzureXuchilbara
    06:31 21/07/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    We here at Sankaku may not get along with 2chan sometimes, but we all agree when dumb, ignorant f*cks like the gutter-trash who made those comments in Facebook are digging up old wounds for both countries and fostering hatred and animosity between Japan and the USA...

    “I lived in America as a kid, and I can tell you this: a fool’s a fool, whatever the country.”

    The above statement said by this awesome 2channer is the One Universal Truth no matter who you are, what you believe in, or where you live...

    My other favorites that also contain the absolute truth that cannot be denied:

    “You rightists need to try living over there. If you can’t speak English in the states you won’t be treated as a human!”

    “Don’t forget what you did to the native Americans and how you stole Hawaii, Americans! Pray it never happens to you. And watch out for the Chinese and Koreans – they are copying all the worst parts of you whites.”

    This one is my personal favorite for obvious reasons:

    “I think we can conclude all the average American knows about Japan is ‘Pearl Harbor’ and ‘tsunami’.”

    Yes indeed...

    The average Americans watch Fox News (and CNN, you know that station that f*cked up that Touhou BAD APPLE fan-vid) while the clever ones do ACTUAL research and find other sources like friends in Japan as well as relatives or someone you know who lives there...

    Nothing is gained from exhuming up both of our past sins...Only pain for both sides and painful memories of dead loved ones lost to the war...

    Like I said last time, if you were born long past the war (or recently), then you have no right to say "Pearl Harbor" blah, blah, blah, die or Hiroshima and Nagasaki...

    But I fear for the worst with the average American's way of thinking...

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:14 21/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    I was going to argue with you about your "average" American remarks, but then I remember after the tornados here, walking through debris, and the first words out of people's mouths were "lets go search gamestop, I bet there are games everywhere." so I guess I agree with everything.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:58 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Wall of text that I did not bother to read but I agree americans are retarded.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:33 21/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Right, you are not all bad.
    But for the Chinese, they must all be terrible.
    I love the American way of thinking.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:21 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    I really don't mind taxes per se, but hate how they're being spent (read: wasted)

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:37 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    I'm amurikan, not proud of it.
    Don't bunch us together or you're just as ignorant as the people that started this.

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    Comment by Chlose
    15:03 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Pff pearl harbor... Im sorry but we are in the middle of a freaking ocean. The continental US doesnt give a SHIT about us for some reason unless its to complain about pearl harbor. Yet these uneducated retards keep going on about this shit, im glad that 2h has a response to this faggotry. Oh btw hawaii isnt legally a state and pearl harbor was illegally obtained by the american military.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:27 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    @ Anonymous 09:33 21/07/2011 # !
    "But for the Chinese, they must all be terrible."

    Making this comment just shows how ignorant u are.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:20 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "But for the Chinese, they must all be terrible."
    not all are terrible.
    but... china is exceptional which has something horrible come from out of our imagination.
    such as organ harvesting from fanrugon practitioner while they are alive.
    it's ongoing event. thousands of ppl have killed and their organs were sold already.
    it made me think why this kinds of thing happens?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:12 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, you know, we're not all bad. Some of us are actually reasonable.
    Too bad there's all this talk about righties. Between the bigots and the christians, there's little room for guys who just like a full paycheck and hate taxes.

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    Comment by Shippoyasha
    15:45 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Even if we were to trace the root of the blame for the world's problems 100, 150 years ago, it was the way Europeans were going insane in the world, trying to colonize pretty much the entire known world, putting all Asian nations at cultural ruin or fearful that they also have to expand just to stay alive, etc etc.

    Yes. I kind of blame European world views of that era. Then again, we have moved on from the era. We should never forget that kind of terrible world situation because we can grow and learn from it.

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    Comment by ChaosConsuming
    14:22 14/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    We may learn and grow as time passes but unfortunately there will always ignorant people.

    That is until we all have chips put in our skulls and get all of our education zapped into our brains in a nano-second.

    Add an extra fraction of a second to be a doctor.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:54 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Pearl Harbor," "tsunami," and "panty vending machine." Just to clarify.

    Comment by Anonymous

    don't forget their other gems like piss and shit hentai dick nipples and egg laying. yet we're scum?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:48 21/07/2011 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    Fuck you you hary europien faggot.

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    Comment by ルーカス
    09:13 21/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    as a european I feel offended, that 'something' referred to me as 'europien'

    you may blow me, sir.

    I giggle how all the movie aliens allways pick usa as their primary target

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:46 21/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    japan has nekomimi & loli alien

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    Comment by JD
    09:44 21/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    fuck you you uneducated shit who can't even spell in his own mother language

    anyway, people like you may be the cause why an alien race would want USA to be targeted first

    btw, I would love some movies where Mongolia, Switzerland, Hungary, or Sweden would be invaded by aliens for a change

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:39 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's because the Japanese already like tentacle rape. It was just about time aliens helped spread their culture.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:14 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    How about Space Nazi's

    You can watch the teaser below:

    http://www.ironsky.net/

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:27 21/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.7)

    so much hate, so much hate, how long before we blow each other apart. i think we should reverse the globalization process, and shut down the internet, although i will miss the japanese porn, for our own good.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:38 21/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I wonder whats with all the Korean hate?

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:09 22/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    because korea claims all origins of japanese culture. without reliable evidence, they just bomber fake videos and comments on cyber space. korean netizen are cyber terrorists. indeed.

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:54 21/07/2011 # ! Drivel (-0.8)

    that's cuz the 2ch server was ddos bombed by Koreans and so they're still butthurt

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:16 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    In a global nuclear war all men shall be creamted equally.

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    Comment by Equitas
    14:10 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hate is one hell of a narcotic for the dumb and ignorant.

    I'm all for freedom of speech but idiots will always abuse it.

    Last but not least: Whiners have right of way, let them win.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:10 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    self irony

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    Comment by Noodlestein
    04:25 21/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    It's rather true, everything said there is basically just what those failures on facebook said/did just in reverse.

    "Fuck you japan"
    "No fuck you america"
    One in the same I say.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:00 21/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    I imagine if you got a group of normal, rational Americans and a group of normal, rational Japanese people together for a discussion, stuff like this wouldn't happen. The problem is that our representatives from either country are 2CHANNERS and FACEBOOK WHORES. Not exactly glowing examples of kindness, logic or level-headedness. You really can't assume the angry, vocal few are actually in any way representative of their respective countries as a whole.

    Basically: if you think soccer is more important than people's lives, you're an emotionally stunted, borderline-sociopathic manchild whose parents ought to have taught you to think before you speak. On the other hand, if you think that any sort of vitriol directed at your country must be an evil Korean plot (and NOT just the rambling of the aforementioned manchildren), you're a jingoistic self-righteous racist with a serious chip on your shoulder. Anyone with some common sense in ANY country should be able to see that. No one is in the right here, but that doesn't mean all Americans are sociopathic manchildren and it doesn't mean that all Japanese are racist lunatics. It just means people on the internet and jerkwads.

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    Comment by ChaosConsuming
    14:28 14/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well spoken sir!

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:05 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    So responding to the biggorty of some childish rednecks that lost a game puts you on their level?

    I can understand if your too stupid to have a grasp of the situation if your american, but thats some retarded logic.

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    Comment by Joe
    12:18 21/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Calling ALL Americans stupid is like calling ALL Japanese stupid or ALL Germans stupid.

    Fighting bigotry with bigotry is fucking hypocritical and vile.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:19 21/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Yes, responding to bigotry with bigotry does indeed put you on the same level as the first bigot.

    Try harder at logic next time.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:56 21/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    I tried hard at logic once. I failed the class and am now a troll.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:21 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bigotry is ILLOGICAL.

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    Comment by ChaosConsuming
    14:29 14/08/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    Therefore Vulcans are the opposite of bigots!

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    Comment by TheBeast
    21:10 21/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    “That Facebook lot is just the American version of us.”

    that made me bust out laughing. for a troll to recognize itself in the mirror, and make a valid arguement. i am truly impressed. either way rest assured that soon these people will be on the news and hated by the world. they probably did it for attention.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:07 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    both are as bad as the other, nuff said

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    Comment by Shippoyasha
    06:42 21/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Attacking "Korean Americans" is almost artful in how paranoid the reaction is. Puts straight up "Pearl Harbor" sound tame.

    But yes, either side of the argument is ridiculous. Most Americans and Japanese in real life are not hate mongering racists. There's more pressing things... like you know, trying to live in today's economy..

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:20 21/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Just the retarded attention whores that use Facebook.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:08 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Nobody has the guts to say these things to each others faces. Face it, we're all cowards in real life and just backstabbers.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:43 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    So very true
    on most minds

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:39 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Beautifully put...

    Comment by Anonymous

    but keep in mind. koreans masquerading american bomber us by tons of negative campaign against japan.
    you can google bunch of plagiarism and infringement by koreans.
    if you go to chosunninja's page on youtube, it's full of lie.
    not only japanese, chinese are also sick of it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:38 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    FLAME WAR!!!
    or Forum War!











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