Police have issued a warning after a man was spoken to by a child in the street.
According to the Osaka police’s advisory, the offender was spoken to by a young child who was on the way to a piano lesson at 10AM one morning.
The man was riding a bicycle and wore black rimmed spectacles.
2ch is disturbed by the dangers innocents must now brave on the mean streets of Osaka:
“Good lord!”
“This is awful.. something must be done about this!”
“We’d better avoid being spoken to by any children from now on.”
“Just going outside is now a danger.”
“You can now be arrested just for being spoken to by kids. It’s best to avoid going near schools.”
“You just have to flee if a child approaches. It’s dangerous to be seen fleeing though. Try to avoid being detected at all.”
“This is a new one alright.”
“You’re done for if you speak to them, you’re done for if you run off, you’re done for if you ignore them.”
“If you ran away from a child you’d definitely trigger a ‘suspicious activity’ report.”
“Who on earth reported this…”
“He got close enough for the kid to call out to him, he deserved it!”
“What the… the guy wasn’t even doing anything!?”
“If you did flee it would be ‘a suspicious man who saw a child suddenly ran off’.”
“When I saw the title I thought this would be some happy story about a child greeting adults or something…”
“What would you do if a kid demanded money from you in a situation like this.”
“What happened to this country?”
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How dare that man allow himself to be..spoken..at...wait,what?
He should have punched the kid before he talked and then run away. Safest thing to do.
Then the police would be on his ass for assaulting a kid and say that he attempted to molest the kid.
Just throw down a smoke bomb, hurr.
If I told a child to stop throwing object's at my lawn the police will arrest me for that?
Osaka police need an excuse to arrest everyone these days even for talking to children.
durr alriiiight
dont be seen by childs kk?
Also don't forget to rob a bank, set a house on fire and piss on something or someone.
That's gay and IS YOUR LOLI ANIME SHIT FAULT!
Jezz this is getting out of hand. Just by speaking or listen to kids get your ass in jail until proven innocent is too much. I'm wondering if this trend come to the US
With our country's obbbsession and paranoia for children, I'd say it's very likely it will come here.
A-ha.
That explains why there are so many NEETs and Hikikomoris in Japan, if they get out their houses they'll just get arrested if:
They talk to a Joshikosei
- To a kid
Are talked to by a Joshikosei
- By a kid
There is way too much to deal with!
I'm SO glad that you explained that "They talk to a Joshikosei" meant to speak to a kid and that "Are talked to by a Joshikosei" meant to be spoken to by a kid. I would of had no fucking clue what you were saying since there is no magical device I can use to look up words or logic to deduce what you're were speaking about on a limited topic. Thank you, Anon, for saving my brain from exploding. You're so smart, are you Japanese or something? Wow.
TN Note: Joshikosei means elementary school kid.
This is so stupid, I swear nothing in history comes close to the absurdity of this. Even Hitler had much more common sense.
lulz fail
No wonder Osaka has the highest crime rate in Japan. They make every thing a crime.
That makes the perfect conspiracy for Total Domination
Police are that bored huh?
correction, politicians there are that bored, they just don't want too many of their police looking at porn all day, so they generate all these silly laws to keep them busy. Either that, or there's pedos on the force, and they just use other pedos as excuses to talk to children!
maybe they should import some black people into the neighborhood if they want something to do.
I admit it. That was hilarious.
they already do. place is crawling with them at night
Gotta admit I'm a black person and even I rofled!
"they already do. place is crawling with them at night"
those are ninjas..
I tried to keep a straight face but I couldn't.
That was hysterical!
In that case, they won't say Black, they say Obama did it.
sure is paranoid
Say, some is there any common sense left in US or Japan?
Man, I'd be hung in Japan. I talk to kids at work all the time.
Haaai, have a seat over there, please.
We have you under surveillance......
This paranoia is too much don't u think?
I mean wtf I cant believe how crazy things r in JPN they arrest ppl if they just speak to a minor no matter what was the reason they need to chill out seriously...
LALALALALALALALA, I CANT HEAR YOU!!!
guys guys guys... didnt you know? saying "hi" is how you make babies. The man is definitely a pedophile (unless he's a teacher). Poor child, got raped via sound wave.
But the child spoke to the adult first. It means it wanted to be raped. :o
What the... Sound Wave raped a child!? What the hell has Michael Bay done to Transformers!!?
Screwed the entire fucking franchise just like this case is brainscrewed.
After turning him from a humble yet heartless yet loyal Decepticon information specialist to a typical evil robot thug, Bay took him to the next level; a new character for the Kiss Players line.
TL Note: Japanese people actually believe this.
Children are fucking dangerous these days.
Foreigners are the first I tell ya
Hi there, could you tell me wh-
*police jumps out*
FREEEEEZE, you sick bastard!
Huh? Eh? What?
The Osaka Police Department reminds you that the Companion Child cannot speak. In the event that the Companion Child does speak, the Osaka Police Department urges you to disregard its advice.
Portal referance
See a child fall and get hurt on the street -> Ask "are you ok?" -> Awaiting trial for sexual assault.
more like attempted rape and kidnapping.
Man pushed child out of way of a incoming Taxi. Man currently awaiting trial. In other news local Taxi Driver receiving metal for preventing child rape.
japan...why u so backward?
Geeze there should be a pedestrian lane that have wall built every corner in Japan that only a child could walk alongside(Parents are off-limit too because they are adult). So NO ADULT CAN APPROACH TALK BUMP OR NEED FOR ASSISTANCE TO THE CHILD!!!
DUMB JAPANESE LAW PROBABLY A FOREIGNER WHO DON'T KNOW THIS LAW PROBABLY WILL BE UNLIKELY VICTIM!
...As for another side of the ban in talking to a child
A Man(or can be woman) called on a phone but dial a wrong number but have spoken to a child living there will trace and prosecuted with extreme prejudice.
The kid was probably asking him for sex. Also why was it important to say he "wore black rimmed spectacles"
what the flying fuck...