Police Hunt Man Spoken To By Child


Police have issued a warning after a man was spoken to by a child in the street.

According to the Osaka police’s advisory, the offender was spoken to by a young child who was on the way to a piano lesson at 10AM one morning.

The man was riding a bicycle and wore black rimmed spectacles.

2ch is disturbed by the dangers innocents must now brave on the mean streets of Osaka:

“Good lord!”

“This is awful.. something must be done about this!”

“We’d better avoid being spoken to by any children from now on.”

“Just going outside is now a danger.”

“You can now be arrested just for being spoken to by kids. It’s best to avoid going near schools.”

“You just have to flee if a child approaches. It’s dangerous to be seen fleeing though. Try to avoid being detected at all.”

“This is a new one alright.”

“You’re done for if you speak to them, you’re done for if you run off, you’re done for if you ignore them.”

“If you ran away from a child you’d definitely trigger a ‘suspicious activity’ report.”

“Who on earth reported this…”

“He got close enough for the kid to call out to him, he deserved it!”

“What the… the guy wasn’t even doing anything!?”

“If you did flee it would be ‘a suspicious man who saw a child suddenly ran off’.”

“When I saw the title I thought this would be some happy story about a child greeting adults or something…”

“What would you do if a kid demanded money from you in a situation like this.”

“What happened to this country?”

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    Comment by Anonymous
    04:04 19/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Next time, a man got arrested because a kid saw him.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:16 19/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    LOL! The next door neighbor kid saw him walking to his car on the way to work!

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:44 19/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    What if you were a dad caring your crying child? Would everyone think you're a caring dad or a crazy pervert kidnapping a child in broad daylight.

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    Comment by Garyuu
    07:59 19/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    It's going to be like Mitsudomoe, except with every father.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:44 19/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Hey, that happened in the US. A guy got prison time for being naked in his own house, while a kid walking by on the sidewalk going to a bus stop saw him walking by his window while going to change. He was naked, thus by the twisted interpretation of the law, he was sentenced for indecent exposure. While walking around inside his own house.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:13 19/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    The law has already been in place in several countries including Singapore. U can be naked at home but make sure ur either hot or not being seen by the public.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:41 20/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    there must be a reset on the entire "civilized" world excluding the raghead "nations" (since fucking 12 year olds and honor murdering is A all right!) where all over 40 drop dead so we don't have to deal with the ancient old eatSHITobara anymore.
    The ENTIRE raghead group from embryos to ancients simple need to EXPLODE into greasy little chunky bits~~~~

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:50 20/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    That wouldn't be efficient, for a true global societal reset, anybody older then 10 would have to drop dead. And even then it may have to be younger.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:25 17/09/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I wonder how 'the rape rate' is in nudist places? Or even if they have one.

    If everyone was naked no one would care. Libido would be a thing of romance alone.

    or orgies everyday o.O

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:01 19/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Fun fact, that's happened, but in the states. A man was walking from his washroom to his bedreeom after a shower, when a kid looked in his window from the street and saw he wasn't wearing pants. He's been labelled a sexual offender, if I remember right.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:45 19/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    the law is basically "If you can be seen naked from the street it is indecent exposure."

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:18 20/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Thing is, he couldn't be seen from the street, the kid and the woman were taking a shortcut across his lawn.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:28 20/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, but was he thrusting at the window?

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    Comment by Musashi75
    05:05 25/06/2014 # ! Neutral (0)

    this kid was a pervert for looking into naked people´s homes

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:47 19/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ok, if that happens then I'll know this bs site is just trolling for visitors.

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    Comment by Hayate
    09:11 19/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    newsflash, a dad got arrested for making breakfast for her child...

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    Comment by Teliko
    11:01 19/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Wait...that dad is a her?

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:14 19/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    No, the dad is either, it's a shemale.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:11 19/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Got penis, go to jail.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:38 19/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Do not pass go. Do not collect ¥20000.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:32 19/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    I lol'ed

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:12 19/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Seems they have it worse than white men in the US. >:(

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    Comment by kazaza2
    03:55 19/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Attention Everyone:

    Go to your doors and windows and look for the dangerous criminal. He's wearing glasses and riding a bicycle! If you see him, point and shout out "there he is!".

    Apologies to Ray Bradbury and "Fahrenheit 451"

    My God! It's really happening isn't it?

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:19 19/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    *looks in the mirror*

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    Comment by Satonaka
    08:10 19/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    "Oh my gosh, I was wrong!
    It was Earth... all along..."

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:23 19/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    great, now i can't get that tune out of my head

    Comment by คภєк๏
    13:54 19/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Just think about the Dr. Zaius song instead.

    Comment by Anonymous

    They've finally made a monkey- (Yes, they've finally made a monkey) Yes, they've finally made a monkey out of meeeeee~~~ I love you, Japan.

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    Comment by BlaqCat
    10:40 19/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    And to think I considered actually having kids. I'll likely be put in jail for daring to raising a child. so no more of that for me.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:46 19/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Joke part. So even watching Pokemon, Star Blazers or Tiger Mask would result in insults.

    Serious part: This cannot be serious, Japan can't be so fucked up that they would arrest any male adult who talks to a little girl. If this is really happening then it's a good thing ishihara has made me no longer want to live in Japan.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:24 19/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    He wasn't talking to the child, the child was talking to him.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:33 19/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Raising children and liking even basic anime would seem to be a bad idea, these days.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:35 19/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^winning plan i say though it takes time. consider adopting.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:56 19/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, the man sure did pay the child to do something, the policeman sure did. He was asking to get arrested by not being under
    cover or disguise, and who asked him to be a male or actually grow up into an adult.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:13 19/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Actually you could raise a kid to have it go up to people you hate and have them all get arrested.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:19 19/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    *looks in the mirror*

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    Comment by JD
    14:28 19/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    What the hell is their law given right or actual proven evidence against that man anyway?! Did he accidentally roll over the kid with the bicycle?!

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:54 19/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    You're all much too lenient on this man. He was near a child while carrying a concealed penis!

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:00 19/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    he had it cumming.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:37 19/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Children should be banned!

    They're way to dangerous to the (male) population!

    eh... wait...

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    Comment by KleinerKokiri
    04:45 19/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Is there any chance, the Osaka police just makes this stuff up ?
    *Osaka police writes advisory*
    *wait for reactions*
    *Osaka police trollface*

    16:58 19/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Probably that or the organization is ran by complete morons.
    I thought about calling them ⑨s but in their case it would be a complement.
    Cirno would be like Issac Newton,Tesla and Einstein to these guys.

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    Comment by Shippoyasha
    18:48 19/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    An interesting dynamic is that Osaka is supposed to be the wilder, more 'crazy' area of Japan where crime rates are not abnormally low or under reported like it is in Tokyo. So maybe in their zeal to safe face, they're casting a wide net.

    It's like an eternal staircase..

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:22 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    or maybe the widler and more crazy part only aplies to the police?

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    Comment by Ukonkivi
    03:37 19/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    See? The police in Japan aren't just mean to foreigners.

    They're scary for everybody.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:02 19/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    they're penis hunters.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:15 19/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Just bring a whole load of low-class foreigners to Japan, the police will have something new to worry about.

    16:28 19/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Just bring in some hard core gangsters complete with weapons from south central LA and these police will know what real criminals are.
    The bad news they probably will too cowardly to face the gangsters the good news the gangsters would be more fair then the police they killed off and or chased away.

    Comment by Anonymous

    "Just bring a me to Japan, the police will have something new to worry about."

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:41 21/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Even the Japanese think their country is full of Pedos.

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    Comment by Jürgen
    09:03 19/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Next : ,, Man arrested for being a man ''

    or : ,, Man arrested for being alive ''

    better yet : ,, Man arrested for not being arrested ''

    Comment by Anonymous
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    Comment by Thomus
    14:55 19/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Man arrested for breathing the same air as the children, you know they might contaminate them with their so called pervert virus (cue for some unnecessary facts that no one gives a shit about)

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    Comment by Jürgen
    20:21 19/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, all the Japanese need is a bunch of perverted kids running around and groping each other.

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