Police have issued a warning after a man was spoken to by a child in the street.
According to the Osaka police’s advisory, the offender was spoken to by a young child who was on the way to a piano lesson at 10AM one morning.
The man was riding a bicycle and wore black rimmed spectacles.
2ch is disturbed by the dangers innocents must now brave on the mean streets of Osaka:
“Good lord!”
“This is awful.. something must be done about this!”
“We’d better avoid being spoken to by any children from now on.”
“Just going outside is now a danger.”
“You can now be arrested just for being spoken to by kids. It’s best to avoid going near schools.”
“You just have to flee if a child approaches. It’s dangerous to be seen fleeing though. Try to avoid being detected at all.”
“This is a new one alright.”
“You’re done for if you speak to them, you’re done for if you run off, you’re done for if you ignore them.”
“If you ran away from a child you’d definitely trigger a ‘suspicious activity’ report.”
“Who on earth reported this…”
“He got close enough for the kid to call out to him, he deserved it!”
“What the… the guy wasn’t even doing anything!?”
“If you did flee it would be ‘a suspicious man who saw a child suddenly ran off’.”
“When I saw the title I thought this would be some happy story about a child greeting adults or something…”
“What would you do if a kid demanded money from you in a situation like this.”
“What happened to this country?”
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Next time, a man got arrested because a kid saw him.
LOL! The next door neighbor kid saw him walking to his car on the way to work!
What if you were a dad caring your crying child? Would everyone think you're a caring dad or a crazy pervert kidnapping a child in broad daylight.
It's going to be like Mitsudomoe, except with every father.
Hey, that happened in the US. A guy got prison time for being naked in his own house, while a kid walking by on the sidewalk going to a bus stop saw him walking by his window while going to change. He was naked, thus by the twisted interpretation of the law, he was sentenced for indecent exposure. While walking around inside his own house.
The law has already been in place in several countries including Singapore. U can be naked at home but make sure ur either hot or not being seen by the public.
there must be a reset on the entire "civilized" world excluding the raghead "nations" (since fucking 12 year olds and honor murdering is A all right!) where all over 40 drop dead so we don't have to deal with the ancient old eatSHITobara anymore.
...
The ENTIRE raghead group from embryos to ancients simple need to EXPLODE into greasy little chunky bits~~~~
That wouldn't be efficient, for a true global societal reset, anybody older then 10 would have to drop dead. And even then it may have to be younger.
I wonder how 'the rape rate' is in nudist places? Or even if they have one.
If everyone was naked no one would care. Libido would be a thing of romance alone.
or orgies everyday o.O
Fun fact, that's happened, but in the states. A man was walking from his washroom to his bedreeom after a shower, when a kid looked in his window from the street and saw he wasn't wearing pants. He's been labelled a sexual offender, if I remember right.
the law is basically "If you can be seen naked from the street it is indecent exposure."
Thing is, he couldn't be seen from the street, the kid and the woman were taking a shortcut across his lawn.
Yeah, but was he thrusting at the window?
this kid was a pervert for looking into naked people´s homes
Ok, if that happens then I'll know this bs site is just trolling for visitors.
newsflash, a dad got arrested for making breakfast for her child...
Wait...that dad is a her?
No, the dad is either, it's a shemale.
Got penis, go to jail.
Do not pass go. Do not collect ¥20000.
I lol'ed
Seems they have it worse than white men in the US. >:(
Attention Everyone:
Go to your doors and windows and look for the dangerous criminal. He's wearing glasses and riding a bicycle! If you see him, point and shout out "there he is!".
Apologies to Ray Bradbury and "Fahrenheit 451"
My God! It's really happening isn't it?
*looks in the mirror*
OH MY GOD, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
"Oh my gosh, I was wrong!
It was Earth... all along..."
great, now i can't get that tune out of my head
Just think about the Dr. Zaius song instead.
They've finally made a monkey- (Yes, they've finally made a monkey) Yes, they've finally made a monkey out of meeeeee~~~ I love you, Japan.
And to think I considered actually having kids. I'll likely be put in jail for daring to raising a child. so no more of that for me.
Joke part. So even watching Pokemon, Star Blazers or Tiger Mask would result in insults.
Serious part: This cannot be serious, Japan can't be so fucked up that they would arrest any male adult who talks to a little girl. If this is really happening then it's a good thing ishihara has made me no longer want to live in Japan.
He wasn't talking to the child, the child was talking to him.
Raising children and liking even basic anime would seem to be a bad idea, these days.
^winning plan i say though it takes time. consider adopting.
Yeah, the man sure did pay the child to do something, the policeman sure did. He was asking to get arrested by not being under
cover or disguise, and who asked him to be a male or actually grow up into an adult.
Actually you could raise a kid to have it go up to people you hate and have them all get arrested.
*looks in the mirror*
OH MY GOD, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
What the hell is their law given right or actual proven evidence against that man anyway?! Did he accidentally roll over the kid with the bicycle?!
You're all much too lenient on this man. He was near a child while carrying a concealed penis!
he had it cumming.
Children should be banned!
They're way to dangerous to the (male) population!
eh... wait...
Is there any chance, the Osaka police just makes this stuff up ?
*Osaka police writes advisory*
*wait for reactions*
*Osaka police trollface*
Probably that or the organization is ran by complete morons.
I thought about calling them ⑨s but in their case it would be a complement.
Cirno would be like Issac Newton,Tesla and Einstein to these guys.
An interesting dynamic is that Osaka is supposed to be the wilder, more 'crazy' area of Japan where crime rates are not abnormally low or under reported like it is in Tokyo. So maybe in their zeal to safe face, they're casting a wide net.
It's like an eternal staircase..
or maybe the widler and more crazy part only aplies to the police?
See? The police in Japan aren't just mean to foreigners.
They're scary for everybody.
they're penis hunters.
Just bring a whole load of low-class foreigners to Japan, the police will have something new to worry about.
Just bring in some hard core gangsters complete with weapons from south central LA and these police will know what real criminals are.
The bad news they probably will too cowardly to face the gangsters the good news the gangsters would be more fair then the police they killed off and or chased away.
"Just bring a me to Japan, the police will have something new to worry about."
Fixed
Even the Japanese think their country is full of Pedos.
Next : ,, Man arrested for being a man ''
or : ,, Man arrested for being alive ''
better yet : ,, Man arrested for not being arrested ''
lol xD
Man arrested for breathing the same air as the children, you know they might contaminate them with their so called pervert virus (cue for some unnecessary facts that no one gives a shit about)
Yeah, all the Japanese need is a bunch of perverted kids running around and groping each other.