Reportedly an Akihabara curry house is offering freebies to visitors who bring their girlfriends along to dine with them – with the caveat that the girlfriend in question can be a figure.
Those bringing their girlfriend (in the form of a figure) along to Mammoth Curry and placing her on their table will be able to claim a free drink.
Apparently the scheme was hatched upon when the venue (whose main claim to fame is a 1kg curry for ¥950) was running a more conventional “free curry for your girlfriend if you come as a couple” event for a week last year – this being Akihabara, soon many patrons were asking whether their girlfriend had to be real or not.
Those wishing to give it a try can make their way to Mammoth Curry in Akihabara, taking care to bring their girlfriend.
2ch appears to be well suited to this offer:
“They’re a bit late!”
“A doll! You’re high level all right!”
“What happens if you take a real girl with you?”
“You’ll be looked upon with cold, cold eyes.”
“The shop will think some kind of weirdo has arrived.”
“The other customers might start on you.”
“You’re creepy!”
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My harem of beauties is calling to me from the shelves.
Take me, No take me!
It's good to be the king!
*looks at the shelf full of figurines*
"Well who shall I take with me this time?"
Perhaps if you bring them all, you get plenty of free drinks.
I'll be the douche that steals your "girlfriend" away from you when you're in the bathroom.
Is that creepy face in 008 intentional? I'd be too scared to eat it..
That creepy face looks like King of the Cosmos.
MYYY LIIIFE IIIIS PAAAAAIN
NOOOOO, PLEEEASE DON'T EEEAT MYYYY EEEEYES
It looks like that weird thing for Rave Master...
Can I bring my waifu instead?
so...what if it just happens to be that my girlfriend is my younger sister? o.O
You get an upgrade, free trip to jail.
You sir, are a god amongst men.
“What happens if you take a real girl with you?”
“You’ll be looked upon with cold, cold eyes.”
“The shop will think some kind of weirdo has arrived.”
“The other customers might start on you.”
“You’re creepy!”
I love you 2Ch. So goddamn much.
There's a sign that says they reserve the right to refuse service to foreigners and real women. ;)
Seems having a real gf is taboo.
wait...
I'm surprised I don't see any love plus ds in there. guess those girlfriends went out of style?
they are being replaced by love plus+
everyone knows that...
I lol'd
... quite lol
but what if she come in with her primary school uniform and randosel
i could get many free drinks!
^ this.
its ok buddy. just let it out
What if you're married to your hand?
It said girlfriend, not spouse.
Married to my right, lover at my left :D
midori no hibi?....
you sir! are living the simple life. I married both my left and right hand!
Just by reading this, I already feel at home eating there.
I would love to do this with my dollfie. But I'm worried about staining her clothes with curry and other sauces.
Also, I really don't trust her near any cutler- Eeek!!
Can a girl bring her girlfriend? :O
Mugi-chan and I would kind of like free drinks.
hard question indeed =/
How about husbandos? It ain't fair only girlfriends allowed!
...Oh wait I have mai garufrendo Ranka, ok then I'm set.
You can always say your husbando is the one taking you there, making you eligible for a free "drink".
I'd bring my human size girlfriend my dakimakura.
I get to eat curry with my waifu for free?!
I'm in...let's go Eri-chan we're going out to eat!
Akihabara FTW!
Pocket girlfriend - I like it :] Though, what about 'boyfriends'? xD
Then your doll will get the curry, not you.
They could share, very romantic!
Why not! I'd bring my Guts figure and if they gave us any crap he'd turn the place into a parking lot! :)
girlfriend??so its ok to bring along onahole?
does it count if i bring the Nobel gundam?
What happens if you bring your whole (figure) harem? Do you get free meals and desserts too?
If I just happen to be into girls and I bring my girlfriend, do we get double the freebies? :D
Akiba is like Soviet Russia because everything's backwards. If you bring your actual girlfriend to a "Bring you Girlfriend for Free Drinks" promotion, you will be frowned upon.
So let me get this straight...if I bring a figure of a girl with me, I get free food?
Under-population must be getting real serious in Japan. Before you know it, anyone in a relationship will start getting benefits on par as that of handicaps/seniors.
This is madness!
Does Love+ count?I wanna eat with Rinko
But what if you are Gay?
Or Lesbian?
Bonus, lesbians get extra drinks for both being the girlfriend.
So does that mean if your gay, you don't get drinks?
Maybe, but you get cheaper drinks at gay bars the world over.
Also, better music.
Crossdress and bring a Watarase Jun or Hideyoshi figure. Problem solved.....(?)