Reportedly an Akihabara curry house is offering freebies to visitors who bring their girlfriends along to dine with them – with the caveat that the girlfriend in question can be a figure.
Those bringing their girlfriend (in the form of a figure) along to Mammoth Curry and placing her on their table will be able to claim a free drink.
Apparently the scheme was hatched upon when the venue (whose main claim to fame is a 1kg curry for ¥950) was running a more conventional “free curry for your girlfriend if you come as a couple” event for a week last year – this being Akihabara, soon many patrons were asking whether their girlfriend had to be real or not.
Those wishing to give it a try can make their way to Mammoth Curry in Akihabara, taking care to bring their girlfriend.
2ch appears to be well suited to this offer:
“They’re a bit late!”
“A doll! You’re high level all right!”
“What happens if you take a real girl with you?”
“You’ll be looked upon with cold, cold eyes.”
“The shop will think some kind of weirdo has arrived.”
“The other customers might start on you.”
“You’re creepy!”
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“What happens if you take a real girl with you?”
“You’ll be looked upon with cold, cold eyes.”
“The shop will think some kind of weirdo has arrived.”
“The other customers might start on you.”
“You’re creepy!”
I love you 2Ch. So goddamn much.
^ this.
its ok buddy. just let it out
Seems having a real gf is taboo.
wait...
I lol'd
... quite lol
I'm surprised I don't see any love plus ds in there. guess those girlfriends went out of style?
they are being replaced by love plus+
everyone knows that...
but what if she come in with her primary school uniform and randosel
There's a sign that says they reserve the right to refuse service to foreigners and real women. ;)
i could get many free drinks!
Can I bring my waifu instead?
so...what if it just happens to be that my girlfriend is my younger sister? o.O
You get an upgrade, free trip to jail.
You sir, are a god amongst men.
TT^TT Finally a shop that understand me in every aspect *cough**cough* i mean hmph perfect place for losers without girlfriends
Cheers,
sent by the self pitty hotel of Machoisity
things like this make my conviction on how much I like japan falter.
That isn't expensive at all! But do they charge the same kind of prices for smaller portions? I don't think I could stomach a whole kilo at once...
How about husbandos? It ain't fair only girlfriends allowed!
...Oh wait I have mai garufrendo Ranka, ok then I'm set.
You can always say your husbando is the one taking you there, making you eligible for a free "drink".
Just by reading this, I already feel at home eating there.
What if you're married to your hand?
It said girlfriend, not spouse.
Married to my right, lover at my left :D
midori no hibi?....
you sir! are living the simple life. I married both my left and right hand!
Giuseppe Arcimboldo brought his gf there as well...
Can a girl bring her girlfriend? :O
Mugi-chan and I would kind of like free drinks.
hard question indeed =/
Wait, is this "Go Go' curry in Akiba?? I swear I've been there couple of times and the curry tastes hella good :D
The place in the photo says "Mammoth Curry" on the sign.
No, it's "Mammoth Curry", at 外神田3-2-11. I've eaten there a few times; it's cheap and pretty good, with a bigger selection than Go-Go Curry. Their website is kinda horked right now, but you can use google's cache to see their menu in the moonrunes.
Is that creepy face in 008 intentional? I'd be too scared to eat it..
MYYY LIIIFE IIIIS PAAAAAIN
NOOOOO, PLEEEASE DON'T EEEAT MYYYY EEEEYES
It looks like that weird thing for Rave Master...
That creepy face looks like King of the Cosmos.
that's pitif..i mean, good to cheer up.
I guess that while you take their drinks, they try to take your girl.
pic 05 and 07 looks so delicious!
...what, I'm talking about the figurines.
Pocket girlfriend - I like it :] Though, what about 'boyfriends'? xD
Why not! I'd bring my Guts figure and if they gave us any crap he'd turn the place into a parking lot! :)
Then your doll will get the curry, not you.
They could share, very romantic!
*looks at the shelf full of figurines*
"Well who shall I take with me this time?"
Perhaps if you bring them all, you get plenty of free drinks.
I'll be the douche that steals your "girlfriend" away from you when you're in the bathroom.
"Free drinks if you bring an action figure"
That's more like it.
"Free drinks if you bring an action figure"
That's more like it.
Wow.
This is the saddest thing I've ever read.
You must be new around here.
It gets worse.
I'd say it gets better ^^
Then it gets worse.
Actually this thread is pretty good for what sankaku gives. >.>