Final Fantasy VII Remake Not Quite What We Had in Mind…
- Categories: Games, News
- Date: Jul 13, 2011 19:54 JST
- Tags: DLC, LittleBigPlanet, Marketing, Parody, PS3, RPG, Square Enix
Square Enix has finally remade Final Fantasy VII – though perhaps not in the way fans have been so interminably clamouring for…
The characters are on sale as DLC from the 14th onwards, for those still willing to brave PSN.
Aside from the obvious inexplicability of Square Enix’s refusal to produce the most demanded remake in gaming history, some concerns have been voiced about a certain lackingness in poppet Tifa:
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yeah... thanks alot square enix
fuck you too
Your rage and tears are delicious, anon.
His raging about not being able to fap to it.
Little big planet 2
@ Anon
Not able to fap to it?! I'm taking that as a challenge!
fapfapfapfapfap
Nah, I think he's just pissed off because they forgot to put in the watermelons for Tifa's boobs.
ah ok, thks anon 2:08
Mexicano puto jajajajajaja
bah! little digital stuffed play things are not for the dedicated Otaku, so those HUGE TRACKS OF LANDS will always be amiss... Won't stop a pure Otaku to make it possible to give back Tifas' TiTs some way~~~~
u can recreate the death scene for lulz
So, what's the purpose of those characters? You use them as avatars in other game or what?
What the hell was that for?
Still not as good as the tears of children, though.
Square Enix has the most angsty fans.
The most angsty protagonists, too.
The most angsty satisfaction ratings too.
Square could just die and be sold for some better company that actually listens to their customers. Did I mention Square should die?
Absolutely. After the last few games I have no desire to support them again ever.
Chrono Trigger, FF Tactics (for PSX), and FFVII were amazing games. Why can't we have something as good as those on current hardware? Why did the latest one make everything into a tunnel where you just kept pressing X? What happened to cool characters, subplots, exploring a big world, doing side quests, or anything like that?
The games were contracted to China (aka FF14) and became the death knoll for Square Enix. You get what you paid for, and the former fans (including myself) can only look with disgust.
Kill Enix or sell them to Nintendo. Give Square to Sony. The games they both make tell it all.
No fuck you!
pretty sure the last one is vincent.
It is. In fact you can get this right now from the US psn store
But you have to buy the rest of the costumes in a package in order to get Vincent.
Square Enix Corporate HQ:
You want a remake of FFVII?
Know what it's like to suffer want!
We hear your plaintive cries and find their taste sweet!
So here is your remake!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
No no no, they KNOW the only thing that's still keeping fan interest in the FF franchise is the possibility of a FF7 remake. Once they actually make it, it will probably suck like the rest of the recent FF games. After this the franchise and SquareEnix with it will be dead.
So they just won't make it and instead tease ppl with crap like this.
Given Sqaure Enix's Recent track record of games now, do you really want them to make FF7?
It's either remake it now or remake it never. It's not like a bad remake will do a whole lot of harm.
A remake of FFVII would be terrible.
Jesus...
Where is your god now!
Haruhism? Still?
"Jesus..." + avatar = cocococombo!
God why has thou abandoned me?...
Madoka hears you
abandoned? he is imaginary, he wasn't there in a first place. problem?
gf = Guardian Force??? Wrong game?
gf = "he"?
Just like your GF.
Too bad 8 was more demanded than 7, 7fanboys.
FF8 is so much cooler...
i respectfully agree with your comment
you like the game where the protagonist is an emo, the girl is an asshole, who squats like she's taking a shit whenever everyone else is kneeling, and the antagonist is a badass with a mother complex?
...okay. I'm really really glad I don't know you in real life.
At least Cloud won't be emo with that smile again this time..
I iku on your avatar.
Yeah, the Advent Children remake of Tifa and how she lost about 3 or 4 cup sizes is just one of those things you will NEVER understand..
I want my E-F cup that dresses like a hooker Tifa back...
Sephiroth told her she was getting fat and she developed an eating disorder.
She's 90 pounds now and a A cup :(
I have to give a + to that one, haha..
Those eyes and mouth! <3
Tifa without boobs...
Her "Tits" are gone.
She is no long Ti-fa.
She is Fa...
She is Fa... Faflat
fa = fabulous thighs
Yeah I know, but look at the gap between those squaty knees.