Top 10 Most Annoying Female Conversations

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Japanese men asked what they consider the most bothersome conversations they find themselves engaged in with members of the opposite sex supply a ranking likely to resonate with men the world over…

The ranking:

1. She insists on telling you some drawn out old story

2. She’s checking whether you like her or not

3. Her attitude is that you should sympathise with her without her even telling you why

4. She fusses about everything being “kawaii”

5. She’s just jealous of her female friends for some reason

6. She’s become fixated on some anniversary or other

7. Her conversations have no conclusion, her stories no ending

8. She asks for advice with no interest in finding a solution

9. She jumps to conclusions

10. She won’t say what she wants to eat

All of these could probably be condensed to “she talks too much” – a harsh assessment if ever there were one.


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    Comment by Anonymous
    16:49 12/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.9)

    To sum it up : "Hey, Listen!"

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    Comment by Angel Xtreme
    16:53 12/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    "Watch out!"

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    Comment by Diemeow23
    18:40 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Look up?"

    18:56 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    "Turn around?"

    Comment by Anonymous

    Shut it and serve me?

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:37 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    "Shut up and make me a sandwich"

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:57 12/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    sudo make me a sandwich!

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    Comment by Dia
    22:33 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    What kind of sandwich?

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    Comment by Dirty_Dingus008
    03:16 14/07/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    "Shut Up and put that Ball Gag back on!"

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:25 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bend over... please?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:06 14/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Get back in the kitchen.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeHUQAnzpF0

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    Comment by Hayate
    17:22 12/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    more like :"shut up!"

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    Comment by The Kiss
    17:40 12/07/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    This.

    Artefact, this article would have been lulz worthy if it had an image Link and Navi, sort of like this:

    Navi: Hey! Hey! Listen!

    Link: =__=

    Navi: HEY! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN!

    Link: (somebody plz kill me)

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:46 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Navi's nagging explains why he hasn't impregnated the princess.

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    Comment by tyciol
    05:02 13/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    I thought it was her sneaking around dark allies crossdressing and him having an eternally loli kokiri childhood friend.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:19 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    That and the whole sibling thing... it was hinted at starting with the SNES game and stayed with it until Wind Waker, which is when they got a new story board team and scrapped their timeline.

    Ever wonder why they both had prophetic visions in Ocarina of Time? It runs in the family!

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    Comment by Zanosuke_Kurosaki

    VG Cats did that joke years ago. YOU FAIL.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:07 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    hahahahahaha Navi!

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:23 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    head down, ass up!

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    Comment by Zanosuke_Kurosaki

    It's -FACE- down, ass up. FAIL. *stamps "Rejected!" on Anon's forehead, sends him down the conveyor belt*

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:03 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Well I would prefer a girl that didn't faceplant everytime we had sex.

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    Comment by Zanosuke_Kurosaki
    21:27 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    No, seriously, it's been a song for years. "Face down ass up that's the way we like to fuck." Hence the fail.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:49 12/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.7)

    With the exception of the 4th one, this sounds just like my mother.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:17 12/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    "2. She’s checking whether you like her or not"

    So, your mother does that?

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:03 12/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.7)

    wincest end

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:33 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    more like i'm sure parents don't like to be hated.

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    Comment by Andices
    13:38 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    They always ended up hated

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:37 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't see anything wrong with number 4.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:34 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    have u gone with someone who's every 2nd word is kawai its super annoying.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:43 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    pretty much like putting 'super' in front of everything huh....

    i can ignore all items on the list except for 8 & 9.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:10 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    That happened once... she was annoying... everything she say it was like!!! AWWWWWW KAwaii!

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:19 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    And when you finally get a girlfriend, this list will sound just like her, too.

    Or perhaps your mom IS your girlfriend? If so, carry on, carry on....

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:28 14/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    7 and 8 is common amongst all girls... and it isnt really annoying if u understand why they are doing it...

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    Comment by Alexeon
    16:53 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bitches dont know how to shut up.

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    Comment by Diemeow23
    18:47 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    @Alexeon

    Avatar + Post = Combo Deluxe

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    Comment by Ikuhisashiku
    16:56 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe I have become too biased from my past experiences, but I definitely agree with #2.

    If I didn't feel atleast _something_ towards you, then I wouldn't be with you. It's just that simple. So please, stop asking already.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:38 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    u could not like them just like to screw them.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:26 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's why most women go see another guy to be a therapist... they respect their boyfriend too much to bother them with their problems.

    And it's actually true: the more a girl respects you, the less she bothers you with trivial problems... the girls who are the biggest "users" of guys always have some jackass to go back to in the end.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:57 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think most of the men here have never been fucked over in a relationship or something.

    Lots of guys... LOTS of guys.. will be with a woman just to use her. I had a relationship last for almost 2 years, with a guy who I thought loved me until the last day when he revealed he was just taking me for my money and my things, and of course sex, the whole time.

    It is entirely possible to be with someone and not like them at all. Men who use a women will usually not be able to answer this question sincerely and in detail. They'll just say "Yeah" and get irritated that you asked.

    It's annoying, but its best to try and tolerate it or try to discuss what causes her to ask. Likely she is worried, because she has been used in a situation similar to mine.

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    Comment by Ikuhisashiku
    05:32 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes, that's all fine and dandy. I can even understand being asked a few times. I've dealt with "a few" times before and never cared much. They only used to appear during the "comfortable" period, which I can understand. It might seem like we're getting bored with each other or something. And, even in that situation, it's easy enough to fix that little misunderstanding.

    But when I'm being asked almost every other week, it gets annoying, fast. I can only tell you the same thing so many times before it gets, well, old.

    I'm referring to my most recent ex right now. The fact of the matter is that she was just highly insecure. Not to mention a bit hypocritical since every time I did try to give some show of affection, she'd complain that I was being "too clingy," as she put it.

    Sorry. The feelings are still a bit too fresh, I guess. That's the only reason I even posted the first time. Needed a vent.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:10 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm a woman and I can be insecure from time to time too. My bf is not as expressive as me, so I misunderstand it sometimes. But I'm glad that my bf does care to comfort and ensure me about his feelings. It was coz of that that I can be more and more secure, and I'm also glad that he cared.

    I think that in this kind of cases, what matters is balance, if a woman isn't too insecure that not even by trying hard her bf could make her feel better (and that can become selfishly demanding - a woman should also make some effort to understand a man and not just simply demanding affection), and if a man cares enough to make efforts for a woman to understand his feelings.

    A relationship is two-way - with both making efforts to make things work.

    But well, not all the time things works sometimes, that sometimes it's more about incompatibility than who's wrong.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:57 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Half of that list is actually for all women. My mother and sister have almost all those traits.

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    Comment by Diemeow23
    18:46 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Maybe your just unlucky...or all women

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    Comment by HouseLife
    17:15 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    That one above all others hit me.

    Guys try to solve things. Many women just want to complain about it until it passes the majority of the time. And nothing gets resolved. If you happen to offer a potential that they could do something that could fix the problem because they may be partially complicit in whatever the issue is, you're automatically taking the 'other side' and she gets pissed.

    I refuse to do that crap. I tell them 'Actally, you're wrong this time" if they are. But I will explain why and what I heard, not just blow them off. If they blow me off because I didn't automatically agree with them... well good riddance to the conversation I didn't need to have, and I'm off to do something useful. Like organizing sock drawers, masturbation, masturbating in sock drawers, you know... good use of time.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:24 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    It may be that women want to complain to a guy they're not interested in so that he has no chance to improve himself, go out in the world and find someone interested in him, or give him the wrong ideas.
    You can never get back wasted time without a result from the captain free therapist sessions...

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:02 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Women tend to be more emotional, but the solution is simple - if you really want to give a helpful advice to a woman, you just need to do the following:
    - create an affinity towards her feelings;
    - propose your solution(s).

    Negative emotions (sadness, anxiety or others) are what needs some fix first. After feeling that you understand her feelings (not necessarily mean agreeing with her, but just understanding how she's feeling towards the situation), it's ok to proceed to the advices.

    But guys can actually be emotional and need some affinity established first, it's just they might not often realize this.

    But well, if after proceeding with sensitivity but she (or he) gets mad with your advices if you don't agree with her (or him), then either:
    - you didn't really establish affinity (so that she or he is too upset that won't stop being defensive);
    - she (or he) is immature;
    - she (or he) needs some time to realize the situation clearer (sometimes it's just happens, after the "storm" someone realizes what had done).

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:12 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    For once, miraculously, a Top 10 that I can agree with.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:31 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "She insists on telling you some drawn out old story"

    That's a both-gender annoyance. No one is nearly as interesting as they think they are.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:37 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    funny thing i think i'm just boing and average and my love of japan must bore ppl its the oppiste. ppl always tell me i'm interesting and wanna hear more.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:15 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    maybe they were being nice...







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