Top 10 Most Annoying Female Conversations

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Japanese men asked what they consider the most bothersome conversations they find themselves engaged in with members of the opposite sex supply a ranking likely to resonate with men the world over…

The ranking:

1. She insists on telling you some drawn out old story

2. She’s checking whether you like her or not

3. Her attitude is that you should sympathise with her without her even telling you why

4. She fusses about everything being “kawaii”

5. She’s just jealous of her female friends for some reason

6. She’s become fixated on some anniversary or other

7. Her conversations have no conclusion, her stories no ending

8. She asks for advice with no interest in finding a solution

9. She jumps to conclusions

10. She won’t say what she wants to eat

All of these could probably be condensed to “she talks too much” – a harsh assessment if ever there were one.


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    Avatar of Surrender Monkey
    Comment by Surrender Monkey
    01:47 13/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    To paraphrase Shakespeare's soliloquy from Macbeth
    Act 5 Scene 5:

    "It is a list (another one)
    compiled by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
    Signifying nothing".

    Avatar of Zanosuke_Kurosaki
    Comment by Zanosuke_Kurosaki
    05:07 13/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Congrats, you just summed up a large amount of the lists that get brought here. You win an Internets.

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    Comment by Holy One
    05:05 13/07/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Lol.

    *Clicks 'Like'*

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    Comment by Andices
    13:36 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol

    *Click 'Seconded'*

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    Comment by euheretic
    06:16 13/07/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Originally he was talking about life, you know. But it was an excellent adaptation!

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:49 12/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.9)

    To sum it up : "Hey, Listen!"

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    Comment by Angel Xtreme
    16:53 12/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    "Watch out!"

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    Comment by Diemeow23
    18:40 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Look up?"

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:57 12/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    sudo make me a sandwich!

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:37 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    "Shut up and make me a sandwich"

    18:56 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    "Turn around?"

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    Comment by Dia
    22:33 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    What kind of sandwich?

    Comment by Anonymous

    Shut it and serve me?

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    Comment by Dirty_Dingus008
    03:16 14/07/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    "Shut Up and put that Ball Gag back on!"

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:25 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bend over... please?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:06 14/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Get back in the kitchen.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeHUQAnzpF0

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    Comment by The Kiss
    17:40 12/07/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    This.

    Artefact, this article would have been lulz worthy if it had an image Link and Navi, sort of like this:

    Navi: Hey! Hey! Listen!

    Link: =__=

    Navi: HEY! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN!

    Link: (somebody plz kill me)

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:46 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Navi's nagging explains why he hasn't impregnated the princess.

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    Comment by tyciol
    05:02 13/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    I thought it was her sneaking around dark allies crossdressing and him having an eternally loli kokiri childhood friend.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:19 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    That and the whole sibling thing... it was hinted at starting with the SNES game and stayed with it until Wind Waker, which is when they got a new story board team and scrapped their timeline.

    Ever wonder why they both had prophetic visions in Ocarina of Time? It runs in the family!

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    Comment by Zanosuke_Kurosaki

    VG Cats did that joke years ago. YOU FAIL.

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    Comment by Hayate
    17:22 12/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    more like :"shut up!"

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:23 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    head down, ass up!

    Avatar of Zanosuke_Kurosaki
    Comment by Zanosuke_Kurosaki

    It's -FACE- down, ass up. FAIL. *stamps "Rejected!" on Anon's forehead, sends him down the conveyor belt*

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:03 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Well I would prefer a girl that didn't faceplant everytime we had sex.

    Avatar of Zanosuke_Kurosaki
    Comment by Zanosuke_Kurosaki
    21:27 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    No, seriously, it's been a song for years. "Face down ass up that's the way we like to fuck." Hence the fail.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:07 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    hahahahahaha Navi!

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:49 12/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.7)

    With the exception of the 4th one, this sounds just like my mother.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:17 12/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    "2. She’s checking whether you like her or not"

    So, your mother does that?

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:03 12/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.7)

    wincest end

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    Comment by Andices
    13:38 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    They always ended up hated

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:33 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    more like i'm sure parents don't like to be hated.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:19 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    And when you finally get a girlfriend, this list will sound just like her, too.

    Or perhaps your mom IS your girlfriend? If so, carry on, carry on....

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:28 14/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    7 and 8 is common amongst all girls... and it isnt really annoying if u understand why they are doing it...

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:37 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't see anything wrong with number 4.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:34 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    have u gone with someone who's every 2nd word is kawai its super annoying.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:10 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    That happened once... she was annoying... everything she say it was like!!! AWWWWWW KAwaii!

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:43 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    pretty much like putting 'super' in front of everything huh....

    i can ignore all items on the list except for 8 & 9.

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    Comment by Fullmoon01~
    17:50 12/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.7)

    As a girl, I wanna see how I do~
    1. She insists on telling you some drawn out old story
    -NOT really (but everybody does this)
    2. She’s checking whether you like her or not
    -NO (that's just annoying)
    3. Her attitude is that you should sympathise with her without her even telling you why
    -NO
    4. She fusses about everything being “kawaii”
    -Yes, sometimes
    5. She’s just jealous of her female friends for some reason
    -NO
    6. She’s become fixated on some anniversary or other
    -HELL NO
    7. Her conversations have no conclusion, her stories no ending
    -NO (I get bored too, ya know?)
    8. She asks for advice with no interest in finding a solution
    -NO
    9. She jumps to conclusions
    -NO, but for comic relief, yes.
    10. She won’t say what she wants to eat
    -Sometimes, but really, everybody does that

    Hmmmm...I kinda fail as a girl xD

    Comment by Anonymous
    Comment by Anonymous

    ...so sweet, go ahead and do her without knowing her weight. With any luck you won't be completely crushed.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:06 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    me thinks that skinny is the only way to go and I sympathize with the fatty, especially the ones that do there best to keep fit...

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:32 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    what anon thats on top of you is saying, enjoy your fullmoon

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:17 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Liking fat people is a fetish. If you find fat chicks physically attractive you have an issue somewhere. If you find a woman you love personally, and she's fat but you look past that it's normal, and fat isn't a healthy girl on her. Most people don't like outright skinny people either. fatties and anorexics are both gross. Also, being fat or anorexic does say something negative about a person's personality. Even if it's "Glandular" diet and exorcise will still work, it'll just be harder. You see hat people who've had enough and lose the weight all the time.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:16 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Call me old fashioned, but maybe we should live in caves and worship the sun as a god.

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    Comment by Cestralisk
    03:22 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "old fashioned love dem fattys, havent u seen artwork from the past? skinny girls get no love T_T"

    The reason for such "artwork from the past" having fat women was due to "skinny" being synonymous with "starvation". Back then if someone was "fat" it was assumed that they were "healthy" since they were getting enough food and thus instinctively attractive.

    Only now we have a surplus of food. Everything else should be easy to understand on your own so I will leave it at that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:56 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Humans find mates attractive based on their perverted 'healthiness'. The reason being overweight is considered unattractive is because society deems being overweight as being unhealthy, which it is.

    The reason in the past being overweight was sexy is because most people didn't get much to eat and were pretty much starved. Whereas being overweight meant you were wealthy, got all your nutrients, and ate well. Compared to starving that WAS healthy.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:31 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Whoa there, #9 much? SOMEONE seems to have a grudge against women for being molested by his mom.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:56 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    *perceived

    not perverted

    Comment by Anonymous

    What the fuck does weight have to do with this? Suddenly people can't like fat people, or am I just disillusioned into thinking it's the person's attitude, not their appearence, that makes them?

    Guess I'm just old fashioned.

    Comment by Anonymous

    old fashioned love dem fattys, havent u seen artwork from the past? skinny girls get no love T_T

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    Comment by kanbanmusume
    23:51 12/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.3)

    I think you do just fine as a girl, what you fail at is being some otaku "dream girl" i.e. a dakimakura with genitals.

    Somebody should clue these 2D Ralph Kramdens in that Yamato Nadeshiko went the way of the Shogunate. Sorry guys.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:20 13/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    One of these days, kanbanmusume! Bang, zoom, straight to the moon!

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    Comment by kanbanmusume
    03:42 13/07/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Har-har-hardee-har-har!

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    Comment by toyNN
    02:30 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Ha! I think you ARE checking if we like you or not - fail #2

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:25 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    it's a trap!

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    Comment by Hatsune Miku
    00:03 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Is it just me or most of this list are just BS?

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:40 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    a girl posting in this site is just breaking the mold, so for sure that list doesn't apply's to you, you are better than a normal girl, and like annon above said i'd do you too.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:14 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    you may not realize it when you're doing it.

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    Comment by Lunatique
    20:47 12/07/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    Congrat; you can marry me ~

    Comment by Anonymous

    1. She insists on telling you some drawn out old story
    [Yes]

    2. She’s checking whether you like her or not
    [Yes- Men can sense this?]

    3. Her attitude is that you should sympathize with her without her even telling you why
    [Yes/Sometimes- If there's a chance that the said male, might, possibly, just get laid after sympathizing or pretending to identify with the said girl, you might as well do it rather than brush her off.]

    4. She fusses about everything being “kawaii”
    [Yes- Kitties and cakes.]

    5. She’s just jealous of her female friends for some reason
    [Yes/Sometimes- Bad things happen to good people.]

    6. She’s become fixated on some anniversary or other
    [Yes, I love birthdays and Christmas, plus Halloween].

    7. Her conversations have no conclusion, her stories no ending
    [Yes/Sometimes- When I'm too nervous or excited when speaking to a really hot guy, I forgot, or I just don't care.]

    8. She asks for advice with no interest in finding a solution
    [Yes/Sometimes-I just need someone to listen. Some men and women sometimes give unsolicited advice.]

    9. She jumps to conclusions
    [Yes/Sometimes-I'm a bad listener.]

    10. She won’t say what she wants to eat
    [Yes, Always- I'm not a big fat bitch. I don't like being watched while I eat however.]

    I was perfectly honest in regards to how I relate to these notions.
    How did I do Anons?

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    Comment by Elcachetondelpuro
    02:02 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    You are histeric attention whore, right? =D

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:08 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    JAJAJA AGUANTE ARGENTINA!

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    Comment by Elcachetondelpuro
    15:32 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    cállese puto que México es campeón del mundo. Te la metemos doblada y sin lubricante.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Que pendejo eres mexicano qliao, ahora tu selección de mierda perdió contra Uruguay, jajajajajajaja, puto mexicano conchatumare, qliao de mierda jajajajajajajaja. Anda vete a tu país a morirte de hambre mientras violo a la puta de tu esposa jajajajajaja.

    Comment by Anonymous

    I think I'm in love...

    Comment by Anonymous

    As a girl, I ALSO wanna see how I do~ ;P

    1. She insists on telling you some drawn out old story
    -What does it mean by drawn out...? Like made up or out of proportion..? Well I do tell very few old stories... but if I do tell stories I at least make sure that they might be interesting to others... not some lil boring fake sissy stuff.

    2. She’s checking whether you like her or not
    - Okayyyy~ so sometimes I might ask once in awhile just to be reassured that he still likes me... But I don't see what's wrong with it as long as It's not every second. But I only do this sometimes because I know how easily feelings can be swayed sometimes...

    3. Her attitude is that you should sympathise with her without her even telling you why
    - Well if somethings wrong with your girlfriend then of course you should be a little sad for her even if you don't know why yet. And then after she tells you why and it's not something to be sad about then you shouldn't.

    4. She fusses about everything being “kawaii”
    -I don't fuss all the time, but I do when I go shopping and I have no money to get anything. It's because why the heck is there so much cute stuff and I can't even buy it! TOT And all the cuteness is so cute (Yeah makes no sense haha) that I just can't stand it all.

    5. She’s just jealous of her female friends for some reason
    -Well if it's a good reason... Like guys can get jealous of their friends to can't they...

    6. She’s become fixated on some anniversary or other
    - No.

    7. Her conversations have no conclusion, her stories no ending
    - Well sometimes for like chit chat or small talk....

    8. She asks for advice with no interest in finding a solution
    - No.... why ask for the advice in the first place if your not going to fix it!

    9. She jumps to conclusions
    - Sometimes.... OTL

    10. She won’t say what she wants to eat
    Sometimes... depends on the situation.

    P.S. Yea I realize that some of my replies are nagging and long but I dgaf. Plus I'm a woman so I guess I don't know how to shut up. ;P

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    Comment by Renzo
    20:02 14/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Congratz you're a woman !!,,. in Internet though

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:22 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you know what's wrong with you and still avoid making an effort to correct yourself then doesn't that just make you an idiot?

    P.S. I only read your P.S.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:24 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you're not going to take the time to actually read someone's comment, don't take the time to reply and make yourself out to be even more retarded.

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    Comment by Cestralisk
    03:24 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I read her comments backwards.







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