Nanpa Master Busted: “I Did 100 of the 1000 I Asked”
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Jul 6, 2011 01:20 JST
- Tags: Crime, Dating, Fukuoka, Police, Relationships, Schoolgirls
Police have arrested a nanpa master who reports hitting on 1000 girls, of which 100 agreed to have sex with him.
Fukuoka police arrested the 34-year-old man on suspicion of committing indecent acts with minors (highschool girls he had hit on), and for manufacturing child pornography (likely for making a private record of his conquests).
He admits the charges, explaining “Of over 1000 people I approached, I had indecent relations with about 100.”
Police are obligingly looking for more charges to pin on him.
2ch is fascinated by the prospect of a 10% success rate and none of the fees normally associated with slatternly schoolgirls:
“1 in 10 odds. Amazing success rate.”
“What! Disgraceful! How I envy him!”
“A true winner.”
“What exactly is wrong with this? He had their consent.”
“He was probably paying them, I bet it wasn’t really nanpa.”
“I don’t think so. The charges are for the sex and the photographs, they’d not publish those and leave out one for prostitution.”
“Nanpa is all about the volume of fire. You don’t have to be a hot shot, you just need to keep firing and eventually you’ll hit.”
“Was he a hot guy or did he just hit only on ugly girls?”
“Or, in other words, he was turned down by 900 women. He stood up well.”
“I’m ugly and no smooth talker, but when I tried hitting on high schoolers as a student I got almost all of them to give me their name, address and number. Not one was upset or angry about me asking. Doesn’t matter if you’re not hot, although being old is a problem.”
“I tried ‘If you have a moment, will you have a chat with me?’ – 80% blanked me, and the remaining 20% blanked me and then made an angry face. You need a steel heart or it’s impossible.”
“I’m making notes here.”
“If he did 100, doesn’t that mean he probably succeeded in hitting on more than that number, but never got to the sex part?”
“Developed countries are right in thinking talking to strangers is dangerous. Overseas he would have been immediately arrested. Japanese are like school children in their thinking about this.”
“My daughters were saying how creepy all these sex starved nanpa types are when they try to hit on them, although that was to their mother.”
“If you’re not paying them, 10% is impossible.”
“People like this don’t even view women as people.”
“What’s the point of this law? It’s just the authorities toying with people.”
“This far and still no jpg?”
“If he had their consent, who cares.”
“It’s obviously bad. It’s not fair at all.”
“FuckOKa.”
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If I score 10% on an exam, will I be known as Exam Master?
No, but one of those 100 girls might fuck you for it.
but in the end he scored with 100 girls i say not bad.
what if that 100 was 0.1% of total?
still not bad?
a constant dripping of water can erode steel
if his penis got eroded that'd be scary.
hmmm, hitting on 1000 girls and have sex with 100 sounds better than hitting on a hundred and have sex with one... somehow.
@ anon 4:10
It's sounds better because 100 to 1000 simplifies to a 1 in 10 ratio (1:10), whereas a 1 to 100 is 1:100.
Simply put, you completely changed his success rate. It should be that he hit on 100 and slept with 10, or hit on 10 and slept with 1, both of which sound pretty good.
Loled at the +0.2...math ftw
.. and was left inside the girl's vagina.
No, but if you score at least one point right, nobody will ever call you an animufag virgin, I guess. That's an achievemnt, now go hit on 50 girls.
If you ace 10% of all your exams and it is the right ones you will be.
10% rate of success maybe bad, but don't forget he fuck like 100 girl..
that is very impressive..
10% success rate for Americans/Europeans is actually extremely bad. If you do some reading it's possible to get a number at least 2/3 times.
You do know this is a 34yr old asking girls who are still in school.
that's the west, everybody wants sex. and do it.
that's because sex is like free burger in the west.
free? yeah right, there's nothing like a free luch in this world my friend
that was meant to say that american whores are much worse than japanese.
but there are free hugs!
And yet, western people here are still virgins.
That's what you get for being pathetic losers, you dickless otaku.
because US/Euro whore-like educational stupidity.
i remember personally hearing;
"shes 13 and virging? she's a dumbfuck"
this i heared twice in Texas and California in the US
Agreed i myself hear it all the time, beign a whore it's "In" in USA.
no wonder asians always thought americans are barbaric pigs.
and no wonder americans though asians were yellow
@ anon 10:13 Because it is the truth. White Americans/Europeans ARE barbaric pics. How else do you explain the take over and conquest over various lands all across the world? Surely you are not severely retarded?
just sex maniacs
what the hell is wrong with the commenters recently? all these anonymous weirdos
everyone loves the taste of our hotdogs and sausages.
900 cute girls said no to him, and ungly and fat girls said OK.
not bad!
90% just weren't that cheap.
Simple, he bought 100 paper bags.
Dakimakura mutilation.
why would he nanpa ugly girls? nanpa master never go for the ugly ones, normal looking at worst.
By his own admission he tells the police he hit on 1000 underage girls and nails 100!!??
I'm assuming they only busted him for one offense. I really hope he likes tonkatsu.
Dumb!
tonkatsu? I don't get it
Fried pork cutlet with rice. Stereotypically served in prison, at least in manga and anime.
Considered a cheap meal. I occasionally like it myself.
sounds delicious...
sounds like a good place.. you fuck 100 chicks and you get free tasty tonkatsus for 3yrs?
but tonkatsu is delicious! :B
He must've Master P*k*ball
...A true winner
more like a Fu*kBall
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uh, doesn't sound right.
...and then they make an anime out of it...
did he had to pay them or was he doing it for free?
Seriously? What ages? 15 yr olds are WOMEN already. Freakin moralism.
if you think that 15 yr olds are women then you most likely think 35 year olds are middle aged.. wtf man
after 60 you're a walking dead.
Non sequitur.
15 year olds aren't perhaps women, on average, but they aren't children either.
35 is more than middle ages. 35 is *OLD* bro.
mid 20's is like middle age.
Yeah, you know what they say.. it takes until you're 30 to really know how to please your partner and yourself, but by then everyone's given up on sex already.
you all must be living really sad life to think you're old at 35, besides, until age of consent is changed, you can still get with a hot chick of legal age, even some your own age can still look hot. That being said, there's no law anywhere that could prevent us from thinking how cute a 15yo is or looking at one, if something in this world is beautiful, don't you just want to appreciate it?
if they can already sire babies they are ripe for the picking.