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The confession of a hostess that her first time was with an “ultra-famous” mangaka at age 15 has lately been raising eyebrows online, though not nearly as much as the purportedly huge size of what he was keeping in his trousers.

The interview as published in tawdry rag Tokyo Sports:

Who are you?

Rumi, a 20-year-old hostess.

Body data:

164cm, 50kg, C cup.

Experience:

20 people, 8 boyfriends.

Who were the non-boyfriends?

Male friends and their acquaintances. People who hit on me.

Your first time?

15, first year of high school.

Who was it with?

That ultra-famous mangaka **************-sensei.

How did you end up with him?

He hit on me at Ohmiya. Seems he wanted to hit on a normal girl and came out from the centre of Tokyo. He spent 2 hours working on me and he was so persistent I finally gave in and did him. As you might expect, he was totally loaded, I was surprised to see he had ¥3,000,000 in his wallet!

Wow!

Right. He bought me ¥100,000 worth of clothes.

How was your first time?

It hurt quite a bit. Pretty normal play, now I think about it it wasn’t too bad.

The identity of her supposed conquest is not revealed, but there are only a handful of mangaka who meet the “ultra-famous” and “bags of money” qualification.

2ch is more interested in the size of the wallet mentioned than the identity of the mangaka or the tale’s veracity:

“A wallet with ¥3,000,000 in it…”

“That sounds physically impossible.”

“I want to see one! I want to see one!”

“With ¥10,000 notes that would be 300 though.”

“However you look at it it’s not possible!”

“How thick would that be…”

“What kind of idiot puts that much in a wallet anyway?”

“You can’t even bend a wallet with ¥300,000 in it.”

“It was 3x¥1,000,000 notes.”

“Somebody post a picture of a wallet with that much in it.”

“It was this:”

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“Ahaha!”

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“This is ¥1,000,000… what kind would you need to fit 3 million? That’s like 3cm, or 3 smartphones in your wallet.”

“You people have no imagination:”

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“Looks like a pair of pantsu.”

“What is that, a kid’s wallet?”

“Here’s ¥3 million:”

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“¥5 million:”

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“You can easily fit that much into a wallet. How would anyone not know that?”

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“It’s impossible!”

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“You really can’t bend it at all with that much.”

“Why did this become a wallet thread?”


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    Avatar of TinyTurtle
    Comment by TinyTurtle
    03:04 05/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    You know, I'm totally reminded of this:
    http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkdsu2c2ci1qhidaho1_500.gif

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    Comment by JessFK
    04:11 05/07/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    That gif totally made my day! I laughed so hard when I saw this episode! (right click, save as). Thanks!

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    Comment by kazaza2
    05:10 05/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's hysterical! Thanks for the laugh!

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    Comment by Achiuakuna
    02:55 05/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    So everyone on 2ch has 3 million cash sitting in the house where they can take pictures of?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:01 05/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Because they're yen. It's roughly $37,000. Hey, why don't we post pictures of us trying to fill $35,000 in our wallets?

    I have euros, I take it that's just 51x€500 bills to fit. Hmm, a bit thick. Not sure how to do that.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:42 06/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    US has $1,000 bills so that would be 35 bills, not too thick.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:26 08/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    we don't have those anymore. not for the general public.

    you can get larger bills if you're involved in corporate and government transactions, though.

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    Comment by Hayate
    04:09 05/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    yup, they just had to ask "how to..." and the answer is there complete with the set of cash

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:00 05/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    If you figure that 1,000¥ bills are just as thick as 10,000¥ bills, the figure falls to somewhere vaguely in excess of 300,000¥, which one might withdraw from his or her bank account to figure out how well it'd fit in one's wallet. Remember, 300,000¥ really isn't all that much, and only the surface bills would need to be 10,000¥.

    I suppose someone could keep 3,000,000¥ in their bank account or carry it around with them, but that would be fairly poor investment practice, unless one had a relatively large upfront need, like buying a car I suppose. I know a retired individual who keeps more than that in his bank account, but when you're old you need a larger amount of fluid reserves, just in case.

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    Comment by Gitami
    11:57 05/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, in Japan they don't seem to invest very much, the banks do it but not the individuals themselves.

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    Comment by Shippoyasha
    17:50 05/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Trust me, powerful types like to flaunt it quite a bit. I guess it doesn't differ from how it may be in the West.

    I've seen gigantic loads of cash before, but in an actual cash-clip. Seems to be the thing to do for businessmen really..

    I just have a hard time believing who the mangaka could possibly be, since most of them seems to barely struggle getting by in their slave labor of a trade.

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    Comment by Bass
    07:57 05/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    You wouldn't believe that they spend that kind of cash on their girlfriends right?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:51 05/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    you need this kinda cash for a girlfriend over there

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:17 05/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    lol, the Eiichiro Oda tag is hilarious, There are quite a lot of super famous Mangaka in Japan. Inoue, Togashi, Kishi to name a few everybody should know BUT there is only 1 who seeks fame and has enough money with him to throw it. Yes Kubo.
    By the way the Mangaka of Toriko is convicted because he fucked a 15 year old.

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    Comment by Hatsune Miku
    02:47 06/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I was more impressed finding the guy who fits $3,000,000 yen into his wallet than the 15-years old first time...

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    Comment by Kubo Toshimitsu
    14:57 05/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I approve!
    And he shamelessly announced that Bleach will continue for five more years. It's very unlikely seeing how that manga's ranking is rolling down the hill recently.
    HOHOHO.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:49 05/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes, that's right. Shimabukuro Mitsutoshi was arrested because he paid ¥80,000 to 16 y.o. girl to have sex with him, but it was happened in 2002.

    How can he took that girl`s virginity when he was in jail ?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:10 05/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    He wasn't in jail, he made other mangas prior to Toriko.

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    Comment by coquette
    03:50 05/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I laughed my ass off. If he had been trolling for pussy where I live with that kind of cash they would have found him pantsless and stuffed in a drain pipe!

    Japan really is very safe I guess!

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    Comment by Stoopid Narb

    i know what you mean sir for i have done that 1 too many times to others

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    Comment by tyciol
    07:41 13/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Wallet thread is hilarious.

    Comment by GodMan
    01:08 05/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I cracked up at the "you people have no imagination part" XD

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    Comment by Diemeow23
    15:03 05/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Why did this become a wallet thread

    Epic X3

    Man these guys are awesome

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    Comment by Uncommon0taku
    09:05 05/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    nice artecle,...

    there are men that carry purses & they are not neccesarily gay. Some people simply do not want to lug around a briefcase, or knapsack, . . but have a "men's purse" slung over a shoulder. With the minimum of what they consider absoultely neccessry. Fat wallet, handgun, a couple spare clips of ammo, kindle, & handheld game unit,... and their phone of course.

    ^_^

    So its entirely plausable, from a 15yr old's perspective. You just have to track down which mangaka carries a purse & you got your lucky perp that had a 15 yr old first year!

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    Comment by viewtifu1
    01:02 05/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Funniest post on sankaku in a long time!

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    Comment by Darkrockslizer
    02:58 05/07/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Damn, this thread made my day... I thought Sankaku was already done for, overrun with latest figurine and ecchi product marketing threads for personal middle man gain!

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    Comment by Elcachetondelpuro
    03:26 05/07/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Good to know I wasn't the only one who trought about money after reading "huge size of what he was keeping in his trousers"

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:29 05/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    por favor si quieren hablar de futbol, vayanse a otro foro o peleense por facebook, estan en un foro en el que se usa el idioma ingles, y en el cual el futbol NO es el tema a discutir. estan en el lugar totalmente equivocado.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:06 07/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    wth, a bunch of spanish comments about football in this topic? a didnt see that coming...

    hehhe, the wallet tread made my day XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:41 05/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not sure if the Japanese ever bother learning any hispanic languages... though, it's not most hispanic countries have that many...erm ahem FLUENT *cough cough* translators *cough*

    Comment by Anonymous

    Complex anyone?

    Comment by Anonymous

    おい、英語ください。
    Last time I checked, this is an English/Japanese site.

    damn, that's some fat wads of cash they got there, though in Japan, you regularly find people with ¥100000 in their wallet in cash since the police tend to be all over the place, combined with the cultural norms.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Aqui no hay reglas conchatumadre, ni es un foro donde se respete un tema, aqui podemos estar trolleandonos todo el santo día si queremos. No soy peruano, soy chileno y les digo a estos mexicanos culiados que les rompimos el culo a punto de pelotazos. Jajajajaja, estupidos culiados de mierda.

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    Comment by DensukeMW

    Que tiene que ver el estupido futbol con esto?! =.= (por eso a mi no me gusta, hace pendeja a la gente)

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:07 05/07/2011 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    los botaron por irse de putas que es muy diferente cabron, de seguro has de ser peruano, que asco, nice post! i love it!

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:34 05/07/2011 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    Calla mexicano pendejo, botaron como a 6 de tu puta selección para la Copa América por ser una sarta de huevones y borrachos de porqueria.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:19 05/07/2011 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    Como Mexicano te digo esto: Tu comentario me gustó. JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!

    Pinche selección de futbol vale verga!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:53 05/07/2011 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    Hahaha a diferencia de los mexicanos ustedes los Centro- Sudamericanos (Ojo esto no lo hago como insulto, solo es debido a que ya que utilizaste el termino "pendejo" que rara vez es utilizado fuera de el continente americano, entonces solo puedo asumir que vives en alguno de esos paises; con eso claro, lo siguiente SI es insulto) solo saben enojarse cuando se les molesta, y peor aun, cuando el que escribio el comentario no te insulto de ninguna manera, solo estas encabronado porque (supongo) tu pais perdió contra Mexico. Ah y no intentes aplicar la de todos los que hablamos (incluyendome) español de burlarte de mis faltas de ortografia por acentos, ya que mi teclado es Estadounidense, y no los tiene.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:52 05/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    I don't think you need THAT much to do a girl... anyways, thumbs up for putting US $40,000 into a wallet.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:15 05/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    The sad thing is, that wasnt even sankaku's material. that was just a repost of 2chan.

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    Comment by AmusementEngineer
    01:09 05/07/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Haven't laughed so much since the last time i read an article in Sankaku, lol. Really really hilarious insight from 2ch :D
    How about cheque? Some kind of platinum cards? I don't think she telling the truth, but well you got to have an imagination here ;D
    And can somebody tell me the scene above from what manga? Thanks btw

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    Comment by kintama00
    02:27 05/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    “Why did this become a wallet thread?”

    XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:43 05/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Instead of the interview... im more surprised at the people who tried to prove that its impossible...
    Just how did they able to obtain so many cash money on hand...

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    Comment by CLC
    02:23 05/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    what is this!?

    they are talking about how 3million yen can fit in a wallet over the famous mangaka ?

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    Comment by kazaza2
    03:33 05/07/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Whoever he was I hope he was using a money belt. He would have a sore deformed ass from carrying that much cash around on his hip!

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    Comment by Megidola
    01:42 05/07/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Gonna have to be extra cautious of pantsu-thieves though...

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:11 05/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Jesus Christ no wonder they can waste their money on 150 albums of the same thing, they all have fucking thousands of dollars laying around their house.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:46 05/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    those people have too much disposable income

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    Comment by Bakamoichigei
    04:34 05/07/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I lol'd pretty hard at the 'wallet thread'. Classic 2ch. :D






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