Miss USA 2011 has shown off what it purports to be the flower of American womanhood – only to be jeered by 2ch as a parade of indistinguishable body builders.
Being nothing more than a parade of forgettable anorexics in skimpy swimwear it is probably safe to dispense with names and simply concentrate on the photography:
The winner was none other than Miss California.
2ch’s comments probably echo those of most males everywhere:
“USA! USA! USA!”
“They all have the same face!”
“Monsters.”
“They really like well defined features over there don’t they?”
“It seems they are more representative of Latin America than they are of North America…”
“They are all a bit too ripped.”
“Why aren’t there any American cuties like the ones in Hollywood movies?”
“Who on earth judged this…”
“Pretty but the sticking out ribs are nasty. Put on some weight!”
“They are like picture-book Americans. They’re too tall and so skinny it’s gross.”
“What America thinks of as a beautiful women are always like this. Europe seems to have a different sense of aesthetics.”
“What are these, body builders?”
“Not happening, all of them. I don’t get foreigners.”
“Why do all their faces look like middle-aged ladies? They were cute when they little girls…”
“The judges must have been women. They picked a bunch of women no men would like.”
“Like characters from a fighting game…”
“It’s pretty funny how ripped they all are!”
“There’s no black people? Discrimination!”
“They have something like this and there are no black people? It really is a country of whites.”
“If you gave them cloaks they look as if they would fly about.”
“The 2010 & 2009 winners:”
“I’d expect a more hourglass shaped healthy looking blonde girl to be honest.”
“I want to know what the Americans think of all this!”
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I think that American's idolize people like this because the majority of them are over-weight, but somehow all of these carbon-copy "beauties" aren't attractive to me at all. I'd prefer a girl with an average body type. Someone more... natural.
No one says these girls are even remotely idolized. A panel of pageant judges participating in a heavily commercialized "talent" contest decide the winners. In no way does this represent America as a whole...not even close. These women are sickening.
why do they even call it miss USA? is it like prelims for the miss universe contest?
Somewhat more, Asian Idol ish?
Miss Philippines Pageant had excellent proportions in them...not these kind of anorexic women that Miss USA has. I mean I always expect bomb(BLONDE) shelled beauties but... damn they're so skinny. Yet, these is still fat to them....
As an American, most of us ignored the pagent, we too like a more natural type.
FYI: Mexico is the most obese country in the world now, the state of Alabama or Georgia(USA) are the most obese states in the union due to fried food.
Even as a non-American I know that most of you cannot have found that attractive!
All those women need to gain some weight...
There's one in there that looks borderline anorexic, its scary. Sure we have an obesitiy problem here in America, but that doesn't mean these girls should deny food altogether.
There isn't a single attractive woman in this bunch.
even if there was a bangable one in the bunch, i'd be scared to stick it in for fear of "Teeth" or some sort of evil medieval chastity device.
I agree. I had no Idea this was on TV and I live in Cali. They need more curves and boob. non of that A-cup shit and least some C's
I would like to see some proof of your statement... Then I could rub it onto some faces.
I want proof too, judge another country and you'll be amazed at the things you find out about your own. Like the saying goes, spit at the wind and it just might very likely land on your face
"As an American, most of us ignored the pagent, we too like a more natural type."
Here here.
Nobody I know even knows about the pageant.
I wasn't even aware that we were still doing this.
I didn't know about it either, I've never even cared to watch one.
yeah i thought it went out of fashion like 10 years ago after Sandra Bullock's pageant parodies.
Fck, I don't think I've even heard anyone talk about it for 10 years
Mexico its on the shameful 2nd place on obesity, USA its still 1st by a huge margin, google it.
"I think that American's idolize people like this because ...".
I think that is what American Mass Media want to impose.
Oh dear god, their legs are like old lady legs- all skin, and no bone! Gross!
No bone? How do they stand?
WIth a prosthetic called 'Bone-R's.
they must have some serious makeup covering all that cellulite
and yet half have fake breasts to make up for the fact that they're so skinny, as if that fixes the problem
They need to eat a few burgers if you ask me...way too skinny and no oppai...wth?
O_O
Thank God my GF is curvy all over with a thin waist and gorgeous legs...she makes these women look like pre-pubescent school-girls.
Am not an American but if I were one of the judges, chances would be very slim that many of the girls in the pictures here would make it to the finals. Ew.
Seconded...This picture sums it up:
http://img2.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/cache/104227__468x_miss-usa-003.jpg
Same built...Same tan...Same breast-size...Same white teeth...
They look like cheerleaders if you give them all pom-poms...
Reminds me of generic hentai games where each girl have the same faces and body built...
As much as I love DFC, this picture could use a generous amount of oppai...
Who decides who's the winner anyway?
Some oversponsored by dieting products with no brain and not manly fasion sense?
That is the One Truth...Such is the way of things...
*sighs*
We need an "Outer Heaven" for beauty pageants...Hell, for everything...
One where females of various colors, ethnicity and background can compete without being loyal to a flag (or sponsor) and compete as WOMEN, and not walking marketing ads...
Fair judgment based on beauty and form of the female body, and not because of these products, marketing schemes, and false setup sham of a beauty pageant and representation of what a nation's face should be...
To be treated as a woman, and not a product sell-out after the pageant is over...
To acknowledge the beauty of other women after she has one and respect them...
But as you said, all we have right now are marketing product set-ups disguised as these things...
Amen, reverend, amen.
id like to see someone hit em all with a firehose, and we'll see which ones dont disintegrate on impact
wth? they're all smoking hot! Can't 2d and 3d coexist for once?!
Smoking? Yes indeed, what exactly are you smoking?
Smoking from the tanning bed, more like.
chances would be very slim
hahahaha
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i guess im the only one laughing at this likely unintended pun.
Skinny girls aren't turning me on ...
at least now I know that.
its like copy/paste just change the hairstyle and colors :D
You're talking about anime, right?
Or Japanese cosplay?
Models and 'Misses' are usually not very good-looking anyway. At least not by my standards. They have no appeal at all.
You can see their ribs! Gross!
You have to remember that Trump has his hand in this, its his show. He is f$@#$@#ing it up, not regular Americans. Not very many people think that these ladies are the image of perfection.
Holy shit they're so skinny.
At least they're not ALL blonde...and I really hate how short/shoulder-length hair isn't typically associated with a beautiful woman. It's all the same long wavy look.
It all depends on how the person looks with the hair.
But I can agree that most of the hair here don't accentuate their respective owners' looks.
Eww gross. That why even if i were to like 3D woman it will be asian.
Keep dreaming kid, the average 3d asian girl is disgusting, keep watching anime and being delusional though
I'd love to disagree with you, Sir
lol where did you get that "average Asian" from?
Nelson: HAHA!
they are so thin, and muscular. They don't even look very feminine to me. What happened to nice curves? I always thought that was the very essence of female beauty. I wish The USA, my country, had a contest that promoted a more realistic standard of beauty. orz
Wow there is a whole lot of 3d fail there.
100% No.
1. Their bones are visible.
2. They all appear to have beaks.
3. They either have to high of cheek bones or a caved in face.
4. Most of them look like Brazilian Transvestites.
I'm sorry, I thought this was America. What the fuck happened?
Also If I might add. Their Ab to boob ration is waaaaay off.
you might be gay
u might be american
Why might he be gay? For thinking these hideous women are as ugly as they are? They have man-faces and giant teeth!
you might be 14 years old and inexperienced in the details that make up an actual good-looking non-anorexic woman.
nothing happened, and yes, this is America.
That's not America. That's more like Miss Puerto Rico or Miss Brazil, but not Miss America.
5. they look older than their actually age.