
The latest example of “delivery terrorism” to strike down lonely otaku proves even the loveliest of objects can prove a curse when Shonen Jump decides to announce on the package that it is an oppai mouse pad…

“A-Course – Oppai Mouse Pad – Jump SQ.”
Ordering from such insensitive companies has the not undeserved reputation of playing Russian roulette with the recipient’s social life.
O-Oppai Mouse P-Pad!? H-Harenchi na!
There's no shame in owning an Oppai mouse pad.
Once you feel the comfort of it's soft bosom on your wrist, you'll never use an ordinary mouse pad again.
true! so fucking true!
After using oppad for so long, feels weird and empty if you don't use it.
Just think of normal ones as loli mouse pads.
Normal ones? You mean DFC right? aaaaahhhhh so deli~...
Damn I feel like I'm missing out
Need to get one!
Indeed. It's good for my.. uhm... my wrist problems.
Prescribed for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. Get yours, today!
lol, are you still butthurt that your mom thinks your dick is too small for her pussy?...Oh wait, my mistake. You have no dick because you cut it off to be Enki's little bitch.
P.S - I had drinks with Enki last night, and he said he'd rather fuck a goat than stick his dick into your ass again.
Shit happens bitch.
Funny you should mention it, I had sex with his mum last week and wow, you should've seen how she begged me to fuck her ass harder.
Gotta feel sorry for this faggot, his mother thinks he's pathetic in bed and not even his gay-master wants him :(
*Typo error, meant to say born :|
Some ppl are just borned to be pathetic :|
Neo-Atlantis plan? Right...cool story bro.
Heres's a better story, America will nuke China and the world on 2012 because Bin Laden(who is the Terminator in disguise) will join hands with Enki and annouce their gay-marriage causing the dead to come back to life and thriller dance for the next 10 years before Skynet decides to go nuclear on our asses and thus lead us to another 100 years war of against the machines in which Japan will emerge victorious because Skynet has no shit on the Moeblobs and Lolis Army (MLA) led by 2ch and your mom.
tl;dr - Kneel down and lick my feet because you fail <3
All hail the MLA!!!
@16:19 - Best.Story.Ever :3
@16:19 - I am now very amused by your comment xD
to Anon 16:24 and 16:22: Thanks <3
You sir, are, a fucking moran.
just ignore those kind of people, they just want attention and feel better about themselves. Self righteousness is bliss...
Bet you missed a little when you're having gay-sex with yourself last night. HA!
Thing is, being left-handed, but using a right handed mouse is extremely convenient. ;)
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhh... =_=
Get...
A...
Fucking...
LIFE!!!
You misspelled HAARP.
ya sorry to inform you but YOU JUST GOT KAMIKAZED BITCH NOW SUCK ON JAPANS DICK
That huge black cock right in front of you <3
what dick?
You're no different than those muslim extremists.
yeah my friend bought one, she's a girl, and not leso or bi in anyway has a bf, she still uses it openly in front of friends and family. Why? Because its comfy as so who cares they are oppai!
Dude, it's Yui! From To-LOVE-Ru. How can you NOT want one?
Awesome, my old boob-pad has gotten really dirty. Just what I needed.
clean it with water
Lick it. >:3
@Holy One
*cries tears of joy*
i dont think i need to ask why the hell is this mouse is so easy getting dirty and how the hell does so many of us here know how to clean it...
By experience I can tell that water won't work.
Prefer hand wipes. They're gentler on sensitive fabric than bare soap and suds.
I went to the laundromat and used their washing machines at least 4 times without any issues and was super clean. Though the 5th time, there was a small tear on the side showing the gel like substance inside the oppai :( But luckily, it's on the edge only so I can glue it back with ease! They're pretty tough but I don't think it can take another wash o_o.
use dish washing soap. when mine got dirty i just ran warm water and washed the titties with my fingers, and it became clean =]
water + soap and all's right
Tough to get those stains out?
Then try Oxy-Clean Mousepad Cleaner
not cool man, Billy Mays is still dead.
though i believe his resurrection is imminent.
Kotegawa Yui!I'd love one
I'd accept any embarassing package if it's Yui.
Yes! Kotegawa Yui is LOVE!
Yeah, but she'd call it "indecent". Not that that matters...
I totally agree with you guys. Yui is hot. Big breasts, nice body, cute when she is, very respectable, and absolutely adorable with that cat-mania of hers. I hope she gets turned into a nekomimi in a chapter soon!! XD
ye kotegawa yui = win
Just a mouse pad. I won't feel embarrassed. Lol.
But if it's an onahole... gg.
once my mailman asked me about ona-holes and which I can recommend him because somehow everyone knows what's in my packages.