Top 10 Reasons to Date an Older Woman

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Japanese men asked what characteristics they think would make dating a woman older than themselves an enticing prospect supply an instructive list.

The ranking:

1. She’ll spoil you

2. She’s sensible

3. She’s a tsundere

4. She’s spontaneous

5. She’s good at spoiling you

6. She’s a quick thinker

7. She is interesting to converse with

8. She has a high income

9. She’s “my pace”

10. She’s a good drinker

Not surprisingly, it seems talented temptresses are in demand whatever their age…


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    Avatar of Knives
    Comment by Knives
    10:32 09/06/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    *shes good in bed - why not on the list?

    you dont need to teach her XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:40 09/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    more like she'll teach you!

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:37 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "She's good at 'spoiling' you"

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:09 09/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    she will lead you

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:57 09/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    older women has played enough and would like to have a stable life with a honest men. nuff said

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    Comment by Gitami
    15:56 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    While I do think everyone should have someone they love to live rest of their life with, it implies she whored herself out as a girl and now settling for a vegetarian beta?

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    Comment by VVayfarer
    16:07 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    When it comes to 9s and 10s, that's the case about 95% of time.

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    Comment by Shippoyasha
    17:46 09/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    I'd like to add that is probably the same case for men as well.

    Of course, women are the easy targets. Even in the dictionary, the first word that comes up is a 'promiscuous female'. Even by definition, we're besieged by double standards. XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:07 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I agree with all the anons posted before me.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:53 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why not on the list? Because it's not always true.

    My previous gf was 16, the current one is late 50's (but doesn't look it). The 16yo was much better, she'd do all sorts of things - bondage, anal, pretty much anything I wanted. The current one's sexual repertoire is far more restricted. The only real advantage she has is that she has a job so I don't have to pay for everything.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:22 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Oh yeah, anal........ that's so hardcore....

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:27 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Little virgin boys pretending to be experienced men. Sancom otaku always makes me laugh.

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    Comment by Shippoyasha
    17:50 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Anal isn't considered hardcore actually. Almost all women seems to dabble in it. It's just that it's extremely taboo to openly talk about. Maybe some of you guys can't admit that there's been some.. homosexual activities perhaps? I don't know what the equivalent may be.

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    Comment by Shippoyasha
    21:34 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    @ 20:44

    That link actually says the same thing. Even if many women have dabbled in it, it's under-reported due to the extremely embarrassing nature of it.

    I'm not saying it's on the same keel as vaginal sex. Just that anal isn't something more exotic like pegging or beading.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:22 10/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    HEY GUYS I JUST HAD ANAL! I'M SO COOL! ROFL

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:40 09/02/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Shippoyasha
    How is pegging excotic? it's like the most hardcore/extreme reverse anal, and probably even more taboo than homosexuality itself, and stop talking shit like you know anything about anal, many women do it just like they do vaginal, get over your faggotry.

    Comment by Anonymous

    >*bullshit*
    If it makes you feel less inadequate thinking that, who am I to stop you?

    >that's so hardcore....
    I didn't put it there so it would sound "hardcore". She actually did all sorts of "hardcore" things, but I didn't want it to turn into just a list of fetishes.

    >Little virgin boys
    Don't know about you, but I have grown-up kids.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:54 10/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    See, this is why you should stop watchin stupid animes. You're getting delusional. get out of your parent's basement and soak up the sun once in a while dude.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:23 10/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    He just posted this so people would think he was cool. LOL

    I don't know why men think they are awesome because one girl wanted sex and had to settle for their insignificant penis.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:06 02/02/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    ~ "I don't know why men think they are awesome because one girl wanted sex and had to settle for their insignificant penis."

    @the above comment...

    My penis is the most amazing penis I've ever seen... And I plan to keep it that way by not looking at other penises. You should stop looking at them too.

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    Comment by Lilith
    10:32 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Fuck yeah.

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    Comment by fxc2
    10:33 09/06/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    She doesn't get you arrested.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:59 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    you missed the "/thread" part.

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    Comment by VVayfarer
    16:27 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.1)

    Unless she cries rape..?

    When you've fucked a teen, you can simply buy her silence (and more sex) by giving her regular payments.

    Avatar of Shippoyasha
    Comment by Shippoyasha
    17:40 09/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Or you know.. the typical extreme shame and confusion and suicidal stuff that happens with the vast, vast majority of rape victims.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:41 13/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Rape victims aren't actually that much more likely to commit suicide than the average girl. They are, however, more likely to abuse drugs and alcohol.

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    Comment by VVayfarer
    14:52 14/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    15:41

    Then again, having sex with a teen (as an adult) is just statutory rape---it's usually not going to have the same psychological effects on the victim as a 'real' rape. But elaborating further on your post, assuming that feminist sources are trustworthy (lol) you can deduce the following:

    As 45% of rapes involving a female victim aren't reported to the police, a rape victim's inclination towards suicide can be considered about half that reported (as otherwise investigation of the suicide attempt would be likely to reveal the rape anyway):

    13% x 55% = 7.15% (7 times more common)

    Still, as they're classified as "attempts", it appears that rape victims hardly ever actually commit suicide but are instead simply much more likely to take dramatical measures in order to get help. This probably means that they're less than 50% more likely than average women to actually commit the act---if this wasn't the case, I'd count on the feminists to make some more of their "shocking statistics" on the subject.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:20 09/06/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    you haven't fucked a teen. 'nuff said

    ahahahahahaha.

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    Comment by Kitsunemimi6
    12:59 10/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    1. She’ll spoil you = Yep...

    2. She’s sensible = Yep...

    3. She’s a tsundere = NO!...

    4. She’s spontaneous = Hell yeah...

    5. She’s good at spoiling you = Again? Yep...

    6. She’s a quick thinker = I guess so, okay...

    7. She is interesting to converse with = Yep...

    8. She has a high income = Though an added benefit, yep...

    9. She’s “my pace” = ??? Yep...

    10. She’s a good drinker = Only if she drinks responsively which pretty much no one really does anymore...

    Lots of potentially good things missing from this list that I don't even feel like going into...

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    Comment by Trini D. King
    10:33 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    So all older Japanese women are tsundere?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:10 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    All real women are tsundere.

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    Comment by ytdh
    10:34 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    12. She might share with you ;)

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    Comment by Raven
    10:36 09/06/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    "She might have a hot daughter of legal age".

    The 2 for 1 deal would be pretty nice :)

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:53 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    this isnt an anime poll lol

    Comment by Dark Mage
    12:01 09/06/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Damn it now my mind is filled with images of Meme and Erio.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:02 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think the poll is for people who want serious relationships and who aren't assholes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:52 10/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    since when are polls issue on sancom serious?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:18 09/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.5)

    "She might have a cute loli daughter." -- Even better.

    Avatar of TC-man
    Comment by TC-man
    20:06 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    But jealousy can kill, you know.

    Comment by Anonymous

    uh how bout she'll actually know what she's doing and if she's hot, might have a cute/hot 18+ daughter?

    hmmmm?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:07 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Why is there always some douchebag in these threads who thinks it makes them cool to say shit like this? Just makes you look like a virgin pre-teen who wouldn't know what a real woman was if you saw them. Then people like you wonder why girls don't like you.

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    Comment by カンチ
    10:42 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why is number 2 not number 1 and 7 not 2? I find older women easy to talk to.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:10 09/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    because they hate being lonely, they welcome anyone to chat with, especially handsome younger men liek you!

    some guys perfer cougars and you're one of them!

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    Comment by Uncommon0taku
    10:43 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd prefer one my own age,...

    But then, those who knoe meh - knoe I'm already kinda old.

    : P

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    Comment by Castian
    10:45 09/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    "Not surprisingly, it seems talented temptresses are in demand whatever their age…"

    And when that'd been diferent?
    seems like Japanese men are lookingo for a Succubus rather a woman... i do myself tough XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:48 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Tsundere aunties are love

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    Comment by TC-man
    20:08 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    You mean beautiful & tsundere aunties are love.

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    10:51 09/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    0. She will eat me up

    There's goes my fetish/complex again....

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:52 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Meme is a good example of AILF.

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    Comment by Shima-kun989
    12:55 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    AILF was invented bearing in mind the future of Meme







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