Top 10 Reasons to Date an Older Woman

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Japanese men asked what characteristics they think would make dating a woman older than themselves an enticing prospect supply an instructive list.

The ranking:

1. She’ll spoil you

2. She’s sensible

3. She’s a tsundere

4. She’s spontaneous

5. She’s good at spoiling you

6. She’s a quick thinker

7. She is interesting to converse with

8. She has a high income

9. She’s “my pace”

10. She’s a good drinker

Not surprisingly, it seems talented temptresses are in demand whatever their age…


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    Avatar of Leon Cloud
    Comment by Leon Cloud
    11:08 09/06/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    They forgot to add more likely to put out.

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    Comment by Manji88
    11:16 09/06/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    You got that right!! Can't imagine why they missed it.

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    Comment by alidan
    12:57 09/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    because a large % of men in japanese men are in a "sexual" relationship haven't had sex for over a year.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:25 10/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    You have a commercial model who spoils you and you fap to loli all day. Right.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:37 09/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    "thank goodness then that I'm not japanese and that my current partner is a commercial model 4 years older than me and yes she really spoils me from gadgets to my wildest fantasies."

    Okay, you can wake up now.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:04 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    lol so.... your mom?

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    Comment by loliFapinator-kun

    thank goodness then that I'm not japanese and that my current partner is a commercial model 4 years older than me and yes she really spoils me from gadgets to my wildest fantasies.

    -xoxo
    spoiled brat

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    Comment by Gitami

    Perhaps under the spoil part. Which may also include housewife duty like cleaning and cooking.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:22 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Yes because housewives make tons of money to spoil people with.

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    Comment by Gitami
    04:24 10/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    My aunt, business executive, can really cook. Over 60, body not in slim shape but still energetic. Though her dere side would in no way come close to outweigh the tsun side.

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    Comment by Phrantick
    10:59 09/06/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Wait. So she'll spoil you, and she'll be good at it. That's the important part, because you can totally be bad at spoiling people.

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    11:39 09/06/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Meme in futon  +5
    Meme wants to be my wife +5
    CV: Nanoka Ai♥ (Sakura Kyouko) +5
    Meme looks 20 even if she is 40 +5
    Meme is just HHHHNNNNGGGGG +5
    Young Meme is just HHHNNNNNGGGGG +5

    Current Seishun/Boner Point = +30

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:49 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.1)

    Failing math -30

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    Comment by VVayfarer
    18:40 10/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    18:07

    Users can edit posts. -9001

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:07 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Failing just counting numbers. -100

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:44 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    you are a fan of her huh

    Comment by Anonymous

    Real 3D jukujo pussy: Priceless.

    For everything else, you have mail-order brides from Philipines and Vietnam.

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    Comment by fxc2
    10:33 09/06/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    She doesn't get you arrested.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:59 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    you missed the "/thread" part.

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    Comment by VVayfarer
    16:27 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.1)

    Unless she cries rape..?

    When you've fucked a teen, you can simply buy her silence (and more sex) by giving her regular payments.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:20 09/06/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    you haven't fucked a teen. 'nuff said

    ahahahahahaha.

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    Comment by Shippoyasha
    17:40 09/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Or you know.. the typical extreme shame and confusion and suicidal stuff that happens with the vast, vast majority of rape victims.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:41 13/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Rape victims aren't actually that much more likely to commit suicide than the average girl. They are, however, more likely to abuse drugs and alcohol.

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    Comment by VVayfarer
    14:52 14/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    15:41

    Then again, having sex with a teen (as an adult) is just statutory rape---it's usually not going to have the same psychological effects on the victim as a 'real' rape. But elaborating further on your post, assuming that feminist sources are trustworthy (lol) you can deduce the following:

    As 45% of rapes involving a female victim aren't reported to the police, a rape victim's inclination towards suicide can be considered about half that reported (as otherwise investigation of the suicide attempt would be likely to reveal the rape anyway):

    13% x 55% = 7.15% (7 times more common)

    Still, as they're classified as "attempts", it appears that rape victims hardly ever actually commit suicide but are instead simply much more likely to take dramatical measures in order to get help. This probably means that they're less than 50% more likely than average women to actually commit the act---if this wasn't the case, I'd count on the feminists to make some more of their "shocking statistics" on the subject.

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    Comment by Kitsunemimi6
    12:59 10/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    1. She’ll spoil you = Yep...

    2. She’s sensible = Yep...

    3. She’s a tsundere = NO!...

    4. She’s spontaneous = Hell yeah...

    5. She’s good at spoiling you = Again? Yep...

    6. She’s a quick thinker = I guess so, okay...

    7. She is interesting to converse with = Yep...

    8. She has a high income = Though an added benefit, yep...

    9. She’s “my pace” = ??? Yep...

    10. She’s a good drinker = Only if she drinks responsively which pretty much no one really does anymore...

    Lots of potentially good things missing from this list that I don't even feel like going into...

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    Comment by tingle
    11:25 09/06/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    SHE CAN COOK clearly absent.

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    Comment by Elcachetondelpuro
    11:51 09/06/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Eating insn't fashion anymore ¬__¬

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    Comment by Shippoyasha
    17:41 09/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Never say never. Both men and women cooking is more and more hip nowadays considering that cooking (while time consuming) is way cheaper than eating out. Plus it's way healthier and it's just plain sexy knowing that the significant other can nourish you with healthy/delicious foods.

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    Comment by m1xorizor
    20:03 09/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    I like your way of thinking!

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    Comment by Crowbar
    23:12 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Agreed. I watched a buddy's girlfriend make him some waffles, and although the recipe is everything but witchcraft, the way she just plucked the various ingredients from their storage and putting them together without even thinking about scales or beakers made her amazingly more attractive than she already was. Within seconds she had that dough ready and was filling the waffle iron before the mixer's motor had come to a stop ...

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:18 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, I can cook myself, so doesn't matter, really. And I'm REALLY good at cooking, so I have no problem

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:00 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fast food all the days~ All for you and none for her! Gotta keep that hot ass nice and tight!

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:19 09/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Yeah because hot women love boys with flabby asses.......

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    Comment by vanchrian
    18:18 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, but if she has money it doesn't matter cuz you guys could just buy food. Also you will not have to be host to a parasite, so more money for MORE FOOD =D

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:52 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    homemade food > restaurant food. just sayin'

    (I almost always buy food and rarely cook, so yeah. I really appreciate it when someone cooks for me)

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    Comment by TC-man
    20:03 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Age does not tell you about her cooking skill at all.

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    Comment by Stoopid Narb
    17:32 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    for me its not if she can cook or not its if she can get in dat kitchen and make me a SANDWICH!

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:20 10/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Oh wow, you're so cool for making that comment. I can see why girls love you...........

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:04 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    And that is why you are a virgin. Don't worry, you'll understand once you are past puberty.

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    Comment by Raven
    10:36 09/06/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    "She might have a hot daughter of legal age".

    The 2 for 1 deal would be pretty nice :)

    Comment by Dark Mage
    12:01 09/06/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Damn it now my mind is filled with images of Meme and Erio.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:18 09/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.5)

    "She might have a cute loli daughter." -- Even better.

    Avatar of TC-man
    Comment by TC-man
    20:06 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    But jealousy can kill, you know.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:53 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    this isnt an anime poll lol

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:02 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think the poll is for people who want serious relationships and who aren't assholes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:52 10/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    since when are polls issue on sancom serious?

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    Comment by Knives
    10:32 09/06/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    *shes good in bed - why not on the list?

    you dont need to teach her XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:40 09/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    more like she'll teach you!

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:37 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "She's good at 'spoiling' you"

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:09 09/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    she will lead you

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:57 09/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    older women has played enough and would like to have a stable life with a honest men. nuff said

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    Comment by Gitami
    15:56 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    While I do think everyone should have someone they love to live rest of their life with, it implies she whored herself out as a girl and now settling for a vegetarian beta?

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    Comment by Shippoyasha
    17:46 09/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    I'd like to add that is probably the same case for men as well.

    Of course, women are the easy targets. Even in the dictionary, the first word that comes up is a 'promiscuous female'. Even by definition, we're besieged by double standards. XD

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    Comment by VVayfarer
    16:07 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    When it comes to 9s and 10s, that's the case about 95% of time.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:07 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I agree with all the anons posted before me.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:53 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why not on the list? Because it's not always true.

    My previous gf was 16, the current one is late 50's (but doesn't look it). The 16yo was much better, she'd do all sorts of things - bondage, anal, pretty much anything I wanted. The current one's sexual repertoire is far more restricted. The only real advantage she has is that she has a job so I don't have to pay for everything.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:22 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Oh yeah, anal........ that's so hardcore....

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:22 10/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    HEY GUYS I JUST HAD ANAL! I'M SO COOL! ROFL

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    Comment by Shippoyasha
    21:34 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    @ 20:44

    That link actually says the same thing. Even if many women have dabbled in it, it's under-reported due to the extremely embarrassing nature of it.

    I'm not saying it's on the same keel as vaginal sex. Just that anal isn't something more exotic like pegging or beading.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:40 09/02/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Shippoyasha
    How is pegging excotic? it's like the most hardcore/extreme reverse anal, and probably even more taboo than homosexuality itself, and stop talking shit like you know anything about anal, many women do it just like they do vaginal, get over your faggotry.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:27 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Little virgin boys pretending to be experienced men. Sancom otaku always makes me laugh.

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    Comment by Shippoyasha
    17:50 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Anal isn't considered hardcore actually. Almost all women seems to dabble in it. It's just that it's extremely taboo to openly talk about. Maybe some of you guys can't admit that there's been some.. homosexual activities perhaps? I don't know what the equivalent may be.

    Comment by Anonymous

    >*bullshit*
    If it makes you feel less inadequate thinking that, who am I to stop you?

    >that's so hardcore....
    I didn't put it there so it would sound "hardcore". She actually did all sorts of "hardcore" things, but I didn't want it to turn into just a list of fetishes.

    >Little virgin boys
    Don't know about you, but I have grown-up kids.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:54 10/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    See, this is why you should stop watchin stupid animes. You're getting delusional. get out of your parent's basement and soak up the sun once in a while dude.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:23 10/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    He just posted this so people would think he was cool. LOL

    I don't know why men think they are awesome because one girl wanted sex and had to settle for their insignificant penis.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:06 02/02/2012 # ! Neutral (0)

    ~ "I don't know why men think they are awesome because one girl wanted sex and had to settle for their insignificant penis."

    @the above comment...

    My penis is the most amazing penis I've ever seen... And I plan to keep it that way by not looking at other penises. You should stop looking at them too.







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