A ranking of the “characters you just unthinkingly wanted to kill as soon as you saw them” reveals just how disliked some giants of otaku fandom are to anime fans…

The ranking:

1. The person who made this ranking!

2. QB (Madoka)

3. Kirino (Ore no Imouto)

4. Haruhi (Haruhi)

5. Makoto (School Days)

6. Accelerator (Index)

7. Saji Crossroad (Gundam 00)

8. Setsuna F Seiei (Gundam 00)

9. Karen (Code Geass)

10. Shirley Fenette (Code Geass)

At 11th comes “the person who puts the white glare into Seikon no Qwaser”…

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    Comment by Anonymous
    02:20 08/06/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)


    Comment by Anonymous
    05:52 08/06/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    That's exactly what I was thinking. Why is Shirley up there as well? And if there both up there anyway, why do people want Kallen dead more?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:03 08/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.7)

    It's obviously the work of fujoshi, who are jealous at the size of their superior breasts.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:09 08/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    WTF?! WHO WANTS KAREN DEAD ANYWAYS? Aside from the cute alter ego with her hair down and so meek(oh god its so cute)... she has perfect body and ass ratio. Top of the line body god damn it. It has to be women who answered this.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:03 08/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fujoshi needs to have their boobs hailed. That way they will be convinced that oppai is superior.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:04 08/06/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    seriously how the fuck is kallen on that list when suzaku isnt. that is utter bullshit.

    Comment by imouto♥
    04:28 08/06/2011 # ! Quality (+0.9)

    right? why would they want to kill Kallen?! D:
    They should want to kill that psycho lesbian Nina.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:43 08/06/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    exactly my thoughts

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    Comment by Ota-Kool
    05:42 08/06/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    1. The person who made this ranking!... Have a taste of my Hidden Blade!

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:23 08/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    That person with the automatic rifle in hands. Go get him, tiger!

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:11 08/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    so true ... was shocked to see Karen on there ...

    Comment by Anonymous

    And miss out on that Epic table grinding?!
    I say genocide on that lame fuck of a series of Code Geass S2 and gundam 00whatever! Also drop a MOAB on the first half of season two of Haruhi- better yet. Stuff that fucking producer into a garbage dump and fill it with the B-rays and DvDs of it and drop it all into the ocean.
    QB gets a pass, because it filled a demand and all the dumb arse bitches willing to sell their entire what have yous gets.. What they~ Deserve!

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:46 08/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    looks like anon 05:43 is a bit of a fag? someones fandom is screaming out~

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    Comment by Shima-kun989
    13:31 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    you mean force him to watch the first 8 eps of s2 forever?
    ironic justice indeed

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    Comment by NEET
    05:31 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    a wild anon appears

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:37 08/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    idk, I prefer killing suzaku...

    and unrelated eva's shinji...

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:45 08/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    yeah! that whiny little turd needs to be popped like a zit!

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:51 08/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    If my dad was as f'd up as shinji's, no wonder anyone would turn out like that

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    Comment by toyNN
    07:58 08/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I can only agree with those comments.
    I can only agree with those comments.

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    Comment by alidan
    04:45 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    yea you would be fucked up, but would you be a whiney cunt about it, or would you just write your dad off as dead and move on

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:17 08/06/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    2. QB (Madoka)

    Good stress reliever and you don't have to worry about cleaning up the mess.

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    Comment by AzureXuchilbara
    01:56 08/06/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    "6. Accelerator (Index)"

    Aside from QB, he's the 2nd one on my "Individuals I Want to Send to Silent Hill (stripped of their powers) List"...

    Silent Hill will sort him after he committed the heinous and unfathomably evil act of BIRICIDE...

    Let's see how he'll like getting chased by thousands of Biri-clones totting Pyramid Head helmets and carrying giant, rusty rail-guns (the very same railguns from God Eater BURST that comes with biribiri)...

    He'll only be carrying a wooden 2x4 plank, a flashlight, and a pocket radio...

    I will fap to his mutilated corpse being raped by one of the Biri-clone Pyramid Heads...

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:07 10/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I really don't get this hate on Accelerator. There's something called character development, you know.

    The scientists basically hammered into his head that the clones weren't human, just disposable dolls. The clones themselves believed this as well. Accelerator actually tried to communicate with them every time, but they simply gave him emotionless and unhuman responses, so he couldn't even think of them as human beings. It was only after he was defeated and met Last Order when he started viewing them differently.

    You also need to consider his crappy past. There are no signs of him having any family, so he most likely is an orphan or a Child Error thrown into the labs for scientists to experiment on. He had guns pointed at him and was called a monster on a regular basis as a child even though he didn't do anything wrong, which warped his sense of judgment. Take note that he was experimented on by a Kihara as well, which probably means that unspeakable things were done to him in the labs that made his personality so twisted.

    The clones do not hold Accelerator at fault for the experiment and have already forgiven him. Last Order has clearly shown that. Heck, he's even protecting the clones now and can't even imagine hurting them at this point, as seen by almost dying to save Last Order and his reaction to Misaka Worst.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:03 11/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm sure he's an Accelerator fan. He just wants to see Accelerator get raped by Pyramid Head.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:40 08/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    NO! I would not wish Silent Hill even upon my worst enemy. Oh the horror! Oh the terrible endless torture! No living creature should be forced to endure the horrible camera and character controls of that game-like thing.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:10 09/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    At least he has a chance of redeeming himself in Silent Hill. If he can survive the ass raping.

    Comment by Wisteria Berlitz
    02:06 08/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    rage XD

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:12 08/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Nah, more like he's horny as hell for violent Accelerator yaoi. He probably has tons of it too.

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    01:21 08/06/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Can we skip killing QB and just proceed to annihilating him from the face of the universe?

    Cause "killing" just doesn't make the grade in my book.

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    Comment by alex251
    01:59 08/06/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    even when you kill QB he won't die

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:17 08/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    People die when they are killed...but apparently that doesn't apply to alien catrabbits.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:31 08/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    People die when they're killed?:O?O rly?That is something new..

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    Comment by Darkrockslizer
    04:46 08/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    QB isn't people.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:44 08/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd hit QB with mah pipe. If you know what I mean.

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    Comment by Megidola
    01:30 08/06/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    There are many unforgivable things I want to do to Kirino, but killing isn't one of them.

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    Comment by alex251
    01:58 08/06/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    rape rape rape...rape ?

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    01:37 08/06/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Hmm.. I'd pick pouring hot wax on her or spray her with liquid nitrogen, let her hardened and display her in my room as a trophy with a nameplate which reads "Kuroneko is superior than me."

    Of course, I'm doing this with love and 0% hatred.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:40 08/06/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Talk with some hutts, get her frozen in carbonite.

    Comment by Wisteria Berlitz
    01:43 08/06/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)


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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    01:54 08/06/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)


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    Comment by AzureXuchilbara
    02:32 08/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.7)

    "display her in my room"

    With her arms raised up, right..?

    And that nameplate should read:

    "Kuroneko is superior than me, and she has the most delishush armpits in the entire show."

    (data taken from the ton of fan arts focusing on her armpits, and even a doujin where Kuruneko gets her armpits licked)

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:18 08/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    How about just some sweet cumming inside of her 20 times sex.
    No watersports, no crapping, no enemas.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:51 08/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Of course Kuroneko is all about the waki.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:56 08/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    That Kuroneko waki doujin he's referring to is:

    [Chuuni no kaori (Kaya)] Neko no kimochi

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    03:03 08/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    "..and even a doujin where Kuruneko gets her armpits licked"

    Citation needed... as well as source.

    01:57 08/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    I just got perverted things i want to to Kirino.

    Avatar of Katameido
    03:05 08/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Her resistance will just make your Medajalibur harder.

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    Comment by Rakshasa
    10:59 08/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Yeah, Kirino is the kind of girl that makes you so angry you want to fuck her hard to teach her a lesson.

    Comment by Dark Mage
    03:56 08/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Kirino something involving duct tape and an airplane or spaceship.

    QB I have serveral ways I want to kill him.
    Throw the bastard on to the surface of a white dwarf or down a black hole.
    Give him to Flandre as her new toy.
    Or since he re-spawns build a robot that seeks out the new QB and kills it automatically.
    Robot grabs QB places QB into air cannon which fires him into a running jet engine.

    Then when you get bored find his planet and throw trilithium into it's sun and get rid of all his spare bodies at once.

    Accelerator see if he can deflect a terawatt "this is not pulsed but continuous power"laser or phaser from a starship.

    That or just have Xavier from the X-men mind rape him until his brain is mush.

    Naruto kill the bastard please.
    Method of death ran over with a Zamboni machine and or sucked into a running jet engine.

    Aizen launch him into the sun.

    K-ON something involving Bobbafett collecting a bounty and them ending up frozen in carbonite.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:40 08/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    or... u can just wish, that all "incubators" disappeared from existence and that there's an infinite number of grief seeds at ur disposal >.>...

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:33 08/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Black holes have no surface. We don't call them holes just because scientists suck at naming.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:06 10/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Since when do holes have a mass?

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    01:55 08/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I can't guarantee the same for QB and Makoto tho...

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:17 08/06/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    You don't want to do perverted things to QB? I am disappoint.

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    Comment by Holy One
    01:49 08/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hehe... I see what you mean.

    Unless that isn't what you mean. Lol.

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    Comment by Wisteria Berlitz
    01:43 08/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'd do the same

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