“9 Reasons to Date an Otaku Girl”

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Men fortunate enough to have dating experience with female otaku supply some of the reasons they believe such women well worth courting.

The reasons:

1. Your prejudices about otaku will disappear

2. You can openly sing anime songs at karaoke

3. They are likely to fall for 2D characters so you can relax

4. They’ll tell you about interesting titles you might have missed

5. They’ll even share in your hobbies

6. If you’re both otaku you can really get into conversations

7. You can go on dates to otaku spots

8. You can really get a good game going in 2 player mode

9. You can see what they look like cosplaying

It is easy to see why the last item might prove problematic with any but an understanding little cosplay maniac…


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    Avatar of Kyon
    Comment by Kyon
    01:37 02/06/2011 # ! Quality (+0.9)

    A true otaku would find 90 good reasons to date an otaku girl.

    But one problem, not 2D enough. But we can deal with it.

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    Comment by torappu
    01:39 02/06/2011 # ! Quality (+0.9)

    11. She won't waste your money on brand-name bags/etc but spend it on otaku-related items.

    12. You won't have to hide your dakimakuras.

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    Comment by Yandere
    01:43 02/06/2011 # ! Quality (+0.9)

    agreed! im a girl and even i dont get it >.> i'd rather get a bunch of miku figurines than a handbag any day! XD

    Avatar of Yandere
    Comment by Yandere
    01:44 02/06/2011 # ! Quality (+0.9)

    unless it was an ulta rare Miku handbag, then there'd be a dilemma

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:52 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    What about watching Precures?

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:20 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Watching Heart Catch Precure is fine. The rest suck.

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    Comment by Castian
    05:07 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    +1 on this one!
    i'm pretty picky on what do i buy for myself, as luxuries, yet i have my beloved FF,DoA and Kingdom hearts Figures collection.
    they're just there, doing nothing, yet considered as my best spended money.
    that and the Ps3.

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    Comment by Mato Kuroi
    13:47 02/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Agreed. My friends spend their weekends shopping at Zara and stuff. What do I do? I go to the anime hobby shop and ogle pvc figures.

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    Comment by Malakim
    01:49 02/06/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    13. She'd bring her own dakimakura to bed and it can be a foursome.

    Avatar of Katameido
    01:54 02/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    You mean an Orgy.. since it will be between you and your maid loli dakimakura vs her and her butler bishie dakimakura.

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    Comment by patamon
    02:09 02/06/2011 # ! Quality (+0.9)

    Hey, not all girls want a dude on their dakimakura. :P

    Comment by imouto♥
    02:22 02/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    patamon speaks the truth :3

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    Comment by NEET
    02:46 02/06/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    this is the first time the comments got me hard and not the pics

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    Comment by NotLogg
    07:42 02/06/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    It takes 5 or more to be an ORGY...

    a "foursome" is just two sets of swingers...

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    Comment by Shima-kun989
    17:17 02/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    do the dakimakuras keep going if you switch partners?

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    Comment by AmusementEngineer

    Somebody out there has a girl as cool as this and still need a dakimakura? It's not like i told him to be clingy or something, but that such a waste!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:18 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    when you get a real girl you turn the dakimakura into a trophy dakimakura

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:35 02/06/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    "12. You won't have to hide your dakimakuras."

    ...because she will be yours anyway :3

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    Comment by S|e|7|e|N
    04:06 02/06/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    14. Roleplay

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:55 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    This. So hard. You have no idea what it's like to make out (or even have sex) with an attractive otaku girl in Mikoto cosplay. It's awesome man. Pure liquid awesome.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:13 02/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    I haven't had an experience with Mikoto cosplay, however, I have experienced Maka Albarn and Etna cosplays. Now Etna is pure liquid awesome.

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    Comment by kamiru
    12:55 02/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    @a local Yandere :)

    Marry me!

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:20 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Last month I travel with a couple of friends (girls... with boyfriend) to an anime convention.

    Both were looking for presents for they boyfriends, and one just kept staring at an Mio Akiyama's dakimakura wanting to buying it and I said "Why you just don't buy it? It's perfect, isn't? You said he likes Mio"... she just said -"The problem is that if I buy it, I'll keep it just for me!!" [[It was expensive and if she'd have bought it, she wouldn't have enough money for boyfriend's present XD]]

    So sure, it would be nice to date a otaku girl XD. After the anime convention, both were looking for hentai anime for theirs boyfriends.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:58 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not 2D enough? Close your left eye.

    Comment by Anonymous

    agree! come to love, no one beat 2D ( in otaku's eyes); but come to sex, realthings always the best.. =)

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    Comment by Gogetters
    01:40 02/06/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Reminds me of Genshiken.

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    Comment by Shippoyasha
    16:51 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yes it is. It's like all the cliche delusions of Genshiken on a single list!

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    Comment by Mr. Gone
    03:26 31/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    incorrect

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    Comment by Fred
    01:42 02/06/2011 # ! Quality (+0.9)

    I've got plenty of reasons to date an Otaku girl.
    What I need are nine ways to find one! >_<

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:49 02/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.9)

    Right said fred.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:05 02/06/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I see what you did there...

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    Comment by loliFapinator-kun
    03:48 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I agree, trying to bag an otaku girl ain't the easiest thing to do

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:06 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    It should be pretty easy, in theory.
    Otaku girls are just as desperate as otaku guys.
    They also have the same problems associated with otaku guys: personality disorders, unattractive, bad habits etc...
    Just go to an anime con and feign interest in whatever yaoi fangirls like now if you want to find an otaku girl, it's finding an attractive otaku girl who isn't insane that's the real challenge.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:17 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I met my girl at my high school's anime club. She was one of the 6 people who weren't fucking crazy, the other 5 are my friends now too. (All of which are female as well, so now at cons I look like I own a harem, booyah!)

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:56 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    dude.. all the girls at the anime club look like they were beaten with the ugly stick as a kid, the 2 that don't have boyfriends.
    To make it worse all the guys there are just weird...
    So I never went back. Anime club is the LAST place you go unless you have a fever for fantards.

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    Comment by Vulcan
    15:59 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Strange... most the the girls in my anime club are pretty cute. Though the really good looking ones go to the other highschool. I find myself going there often to hang out with them. Some of them are fujoshi, they all cosplay and they are not insane in any way. Guess Vancouver's just awesome like that.

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    Comment by LDC
    02:16 02/06/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I think that the most difficult thing is to find one who isn't ugly.

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    Comment by Etherstar
    02:22 02/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    I agree its very hard to find and most of the time they keep it a secret.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:29 02/06/2011 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    Haha, I can see by your pic that you are telling the truth. If that's the best you can find for an otaku girl, I might as well go for normal girls.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:11 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    well, at least he have someone..

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    Comment by Mato Kuroi
    14:11 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hey. I think she's pretty cute.
    Sorry not all of us are supermodels.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:46 02/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.7)

    and even if you found one, its not guarantee you guys will become a couple T_________T

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:21 02/06/2011 # ! Drivel (-0.8)

    Thats why god invented jumbo paper bags

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    Comment by kazaza2
    04:41 02/06/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    He also invented the light switch and eyelids.
    Used in any combination with a vivid imagination and you will be screwing Haruhi,Yuki or Mikuru. A mind is a terrible thing to waste!

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:12 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, cute otaku girls are harder to get than normal cute girls.

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    Comment by Neko Musume Classic
    09:27 02/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    So true. So true.

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    Comment by Saki
    02:20 02/06/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Go to cons!

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:41 02/06/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    How the hell do you suggest on getting someone from a con? I can't tell whether the girls are underage or not... and if I did, how am I supposed to 'move in'?

    Not that I'd go to cons... too scared of people... better stay inside.

    Comment by Anonymous

    better drink my own piss

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:02 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    If they're dumb shit, giggle too much, and want to jump your bones as soon as you talk to them indicates that they are underage.

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    Comment by HouseLife
    03:45 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    @ Anon 3:02

    Fuck... that annihilates everyone at a con.

    I just went to Phoenix Comic Con, oddly enough, it seems you'll find more women in their 20s and 30s at a comic con than you would at an anime con. Makes sense to a degree. Comics became popular sooner here. They continued to gain popularity in the 70s, 80s, and 90s, while anime became what it is thanks TO the 90s.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:12 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    oh that's easy. if she seems self centered, shallow and devoid of original thought, she's under the age of 25 and should be only used to dump your seed in.

    as for legal vs illegal, bitch showed me her id and it said 18. i don't night gig as a bouncer, not my fault if it was fake.

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    Comment by kazaza2
    04:56 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    @ Anon 04:12

    If she's underage try using that excuse with the cops or in court and some guy named Tyrone will be dumping his seed in you. Ain't gonna fly in the real world.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:26 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "I can't tell whether the girls are underage or not"

    ...Wouldn't that make it more interesting? *trollface*
    Also, there's no law that says you have to jump her bones immediately (the reverse also apply, of course). And should you both find yourself in such a position that you have too, as long as you both are fine with it, there should be no problem. Kids these days couldn't care less about age of consent last time I checked.
    That said, perhaps I'm just too naive.

    Gawd, now I feel old and ronery.

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    Comment by Mato Kuroi
    14:07 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Go to conventions! Not even to pick up girls but to work up social skills talking to people you can relate to. And also occasionally you may see godly cosplays.

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    Comment by Mato Kuroi
    15:45 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Hmmm. According to these guidelines all I must not be underaged. In fact, I must be practically ancient.
    Time to go find a nice retirement home, then.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:31 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    @14:07: Sorry old bean, but going to anime cons is hardly the best way to work on your social skills. Unless your idea of normal behavior is running around screaming old internet memes at the top of your lungs, that is. :

    Avatar of Katameido
    03:03 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm not sure if I can believe and stay convinced on you with that creepy Tenshi face...

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:01 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I need to lose like 50lbs so I can crossplay at cons to pick up otaku chicks.

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    Comment by Mizushima 水島
    02:42 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    here here fred. since u thought of it now go find out for us lol

    Comment by Anonymous

    Well, I think I'm lucky then. A maniac of reborn, love to do cosplaying, and quite having a look of Matsui Jurina. Ha!

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    Comment by Tagg
    03:48 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think there isn't a way to say it better.

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    Comment by terax
    04:50 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Go to an anime-online site, enjoy the community. You can even find nice lolis that way, even the bisexual ones, watching tentecle hentai and fond of little girls. (Yes I know one like that :> )

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:30 02/06/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    agree find one is the hard part

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:51 26/12/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I happen to know quite a few otaku girls who love anime and cosplay way more than I do, and they're all extremely cute and NOT chubby, LOL.

    The problem is half of them are halfway across the world.










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