QB All Too Popular With The Children…
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: May 27, 2011 04:56 JST
- Tags: Cosplay, Exhibitionism, Image Gallery, Mahou Shoujo, Otaku, Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Lovable akuma QB has paid a visit to the local park in search of fresh mahou shoujo candidates amongst the little children easily found therein.
At this point it might be appropriate to translate some of the creepy and very QB-esque dialogue accompanying the pictures:
“The little kiddies stand dumbfounded at this spectacle!
Their dreams are smashed! Perhaps this is all part of the incubator’s scheme to preserve vast amounts of energy by unleashing their despair…”
“QB’s pose here is strangely obscene…”
“QB bids the little kiddies farewell and goes home.”
“At this point some little girls came running up – ‘Make a contract with me, QB! Make me into a mahou shoujo!'”
“‘In exchange for granting your wishes I’ll take your souls!'”
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Pedobear has a new rival..
Barney's gonna be getting a small cut from now on.
Challenge Accepted!
／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
I'll call the sexual harassment panda!
Kyubey vs PedoBear?
FIGHTO!
My God. Somebody need to put this into MUGEN nao.
those kids aint cute at all >.>
ma lil sister is cuter o_O
I can't believe your little sister is so cute
yah yah, we all know now you'r a siscon
Am I the only one who is looking at that lump of a belly and thinking it would be the perfect place to keep a boner and electrically driven pussy?
Make it a little bigger, and a loli will fit in.
heck i wanted to say that!
QB got decapitated by the slide...
Ironic Justice?
That's when another Kyuubee will come and eat the head...
This makes me think...
Have these kids actually seen Madoka?
Cause if I saw QB eating himself when I was 5 I'd be freaked out!
''Cause if I saw QB eating himself when I was 5 I'd be freaked out!''
Me too. What I learned from Madoka is not to avoid cute little white creatures with long ears if you want to preserve your soul.
Since it's a late-night anime, I'd say probably not.
Unless their parents are awesome.
"not to avoid"??
"Calm down, Homura. You don't need to be that rough while playing on that slide... oh, fuck! You killed that mascot!!!"
BEST COSPLAY OF 2011
Kyubey - the new Pedobear
／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
I'm not pedo.
My service is searching new puella magis.
Damn straight! I want this costume so much. No idea how to make furry suits tho. :)
It's pretty good, but the tail's all wrong. It's completely out of proportion, and just sort of hangs there. His tail should be at least as large as the rest of him, and could be attached to his back to keep it in the air.
Oh, and maybe use a zipper to avoid accidental decapitations.
I loath him for his reasons on energy conversion of innocent children, but I do respect him for his sheer cunning and intelligence...
He has clearly read Pyramid Head's "The Art of Rape" to know this much manipulation and exploitation of individuals...
"QB - Mahou Shoujo Exploiter since Universal Atrophy."
If someone ever create a game about deviousness and cunning they should make QB a trophy.
Those children have no idea, QB will take more than just their souls.
This is the best loli magnet to come out since the string tied candy bar. Must have that costume!
what about Pedobear??? don't forget about the pioneer...
oh yeah that's true we must not forget the contributions of Pedo bear to loli society. :D
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AAaaghh!!
KILL IT WITH FIRE !!!
srsly - there had to be at least one little kid, who tried to shoot it with their toy guns - or even a jr. troll with a lighter.
^_^
Now we just need one volunteer, to cosplay a witch hunter with a vandetta, to blast Kyuubee with a paintball gun!
Yeah, at least Pedobear only takes your dignity and self-respect
#016, girl center right. WHY IS SHE TOUCHING THERE!?
In nexst picture she is wondering why her hand stinks. :)
It's what she made her contract for.
i lol'd so bad with that comment...
perhaps japan or the general public requires a "Madoka Awareness Day" to tell people why its not good to talk to long-eared little white creatures. Also, do not take candy from them, as it is likely made from the souls of children
It'l take their soul and their....wallets. ／人$‿$人＼
Contracts cost 500yen nowadays.
I'd take their virginities, if you know what I mean...
smooth...
Alright! Finally we see THE Kyuubey cosplay!
／人^‿‿^人＼
Make a contract with me, and become a magical girl!
／人◕‿‿^人＼
And if you ever feel like dying to help the universe, just let me know. I'll be waiting.
Pedobear loses. Even Chris Hansen's soul had been taken away since then...
Kyuubey-1 Chris Hansen-0
What if Chris Hansen makes a contract with QB? Well whatever Hansen's wish is, it is definetely going to backfire him, like turning himself into a witch.
Chris Hansen: This time...It's me who's going to take a seat.
*he sits on his Soul Gem and kills himself/turns into a witch*
These kids do not know whats coming for them
I'm pretty sure Chris Hansen is a mythical, astral being with infinite power. Why does he materialize out of thin air?
- Dialog for Image 8 -
Little boy: Can I use that swing?
QB: Make a contract with me, and become a magical girl!
I am suprised that they were so accepting ^_^ and not running away XD
OMG NOT CHRIS HA-.....oh, nvm
Wonder why the kids try to feed him with leaves... They obviously didn't know the truth... ／人◕‿‿◕人＼
New PEDOBEAR version!
Rorikon ja nai ／人╬‿‿╬人＼