Madoka Otaku Creepier Than Ever…
- Categories: Anime Figures, News
- Date: May 21, 2011 19:58 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Dolls, Guro, Mental Illness, Otaku, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Ronery
Otaku dedication to their mahou shoujo brides has reached new heights (or more probably, depths) – the latest example of this “dedication” is quite something.
Quoth 2ch:
“Don’t worry, I’ll take good care of Sayaka’s body.
Sayaka… we’ll be together, forever. Forever more…”
“Crazy!”
“Uwaaaaaaaaaaaa”
“He’s too high level.”
“That’s the one, officer.”
“Honestly, this really made me recoil.”
“It’s wonderful.”
“I was worried this was going to be straight guro, but it turned out to be guro in a different way…”
“I don’t know what to say any more.”
“This will haunt your dreams.”
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2ch has the best quotes.
Agree. Epic quotes are epic.
"its wonderful"
Blow-up sexdoll?
Qubey: Make a contract with me and I'll fulfill your wish.
Sayaka: I wish I'll live forever, stay with the one I love and always make them happy... *Poof! Turned into a rubber sexdoll*
Sayaka: ... !!!
／人◕‿‿◕人＼ "Problem?"
XD
Plenty! but can't speak...
What the hell is Qubey ? It's Kyubey, Kyuube or QB -_-
I think it's the subs he/she watched...
(or Incubator)
It's phonetic you twat.
QB is pronounced the same as "Kyuubi"
My God it's freaking PHONETIC God remember you lessons already there was no English to begin with
Sure the guy made a mistake but let's concentrate on the fact that someone tarnished Sayaka's Character in more ways then one
Because kyuu is pronounced like Q and bi is pronounced like B.
why QB and not KB if it's short for kyubey/kyuubei/kyuube
THERE'S NO Q! :O
kyuu-be. Pronounced "Q-beh" I'm just going to assume that's why it's been shortened to QB.
i prefer his little brother Q-bert
Blow-up Mahou Shoujo, is this how you make them QB. :3
*ignores the question like a skillful salesman*
Make a contract with me, and become a magical girl!
The fact that your avatar is Kyuubei made me read that in his voice, picturing it in that scene from the anime... and then laugh my fuckin' ass off... it didn't help that your avatar is tilted quizzically either, dammit!
Wicked, huh? Lol.
Epic without even trying
Ahh the internetz
yup blow-up sexdoll.... yuuueeekkkkssss....
“He’s too high level.”
Maybe one day i'll reach his level, one day. :p
I'd best prepare cyanide capsules as a precaution in case I reach that level...
is it weird to think of miku's hair when someone says cyanide?
You can start now, my young padawan. All you need is a bicycle pump, some fabric, some time, and some desperation. Once that's all combined, add chemical X and you will birth some magical girls.
Warning: Birthing magical girls may result in a do-loop of causality resulting in a cataclysmic event. Do not allow magical girls to utilize powers for too long or they will turn on you. Do not let the magical girls gain too much of an ego or they will inevitably fuck up. Should you use magical girls sexually, it is recommended that you remove all hyper-dimensional weapons from the skirt frills before partaking in intercourse.
Should any of the above occur... re-insert bicycle pump.
Master HouseLife i shall begin my training. :3
Damn I love your comments HouseLife!
second that
I bow to thee
I imagined the last part as one of those fast talking announcements from medicine or something
EPIC
omg come one, you could make a better one, f*cking troll xD
Woah.., looks like he somewhat preserved her dead body and turn it into a creepy blow-up sex doll.....
..Now I would like to build one of Victorique too...
I would rather take a cute, life-size QB plushie than this.
Disgusting fags
lol troll
"Sayaka… we’ll be together, forever. Forever more…”
Forever more? Mo' like Forever Alone. Amiright?
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
This time they actually did the right thing blocking it -.-
“That’s the one, officer.”
Pffffthahahahaa!
I feel weird for being able to figure this out, but...It looks like he bought a Kigurumi mask and put it on a blow up doll...
Eww...
yeah Madoka otaku are creepier than your typical otaku
Can you fuck it?
I jumped out of my chair in order to recoil in horror, attracting stares from all over my classroom. This, during study for my foreign language final (no prizes for guessing the language). I am most certainly not going to be able to pay attention for the rest of the day. Thanks, Arte...
I Really need some eye bleach D:
Did he make it? I'm impressed.
There's no soul in there!
Lol the body &_&
Blow-up doll though? Man must be lonely to go this far.
If your girlfriend is inflatable, you're doing it wrong.
How the fuck is that creepy? It looks...weird to me. :V
weird for some is creepy for others, remember those words when you are in trouble.
The level of devotion to one's waifu we can all hope to achieve.
It doesn't even look like Sayaka.
I thought it was life size cake to be honest. >///>