2ch has been busily celebrating, doubting and in some cases even lamenting the death of top terrorist Osama Bin Laden.

The 2ch reaction, in this case in response to a Sankei story claiming Bin Laden was shot in the head by a SEAL along with one of his sons:

“Is it really Bin Laden? Foreigners all look the same, don’t they…”

[English] “Nice shot”

“Expect it to be made into a MoH or CoD game!”

“If they test his DNA a few times they can be sure.”

“What’s amazing about the US miilitary is that while one lot is doing Operation Tomodachi the other is doing this sort of thing.”

“Don’t forget they are busy assassinating people in Libya too.”

“It was probably a kagebunsha!”

“So they just went in and shot him? What kind of legal basis are they going to use to justify this?”

“He said 10 years ago that he would fight them to the end. Besides both sides are desperate to kill each other anyway.”

“What the hell are you talking about? He went around massacring innocent people.”

“With soft-headed ‘human rights’ types like him amongst our lawyers, it’s no wonder anyone can have their way with Japan.”

“America is such a black and white place. They are a people of extreme logic, that’s why I love them.”

“It has to be like this with the US.”

[English] “America Fuck Yeah!”

“Did the shoot him after confirming his identity? Or in the midst of the firefight?”

“Even if they confirmed his DNA, can they be sure  he was behind 9/11?”

“Does the guy who shot him get the 25 million?”

“It’s unfortunate, I respected him.”

“Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto, the man who planned Pearl Harbor, was ambushed and assassinated [by US fighter planes in ‘Operation Vengeance’] a few years later. I would not want to pick a fight with a country like that.”

“If you kill their leader they’ll retaliate. Expect another big attack.”

“The Taliban have already vowed revenge.”

“Without Bin Laden’s charisma their organisation will surely weaken.”

“America is terrifying. You have no choice but to go along with a nation like that.”

“The way the US just deals with anything inconvenient using violence and then passes it off as justice is pretty annoying.”

“How would they know if it was a head shot? They just want an excuse to pull out their troops.”

“All this is only going to amplify doubts about what happened. By not trying to capture him and put him on trial they have only made a breeding ground for conspiracy theories.”



“IEEE1394! IEEE1394!”

“Whatever America does is just and anyone who disagrees is evil.”

“I think the anti-Americans are fools, but by no means is America good or virtuous.”


“Those TV idiots were tricked by some crappy Photoshop…”



“Aha, they were tricked by that!”

“It does look as though it could be a fake.”

“It’s a fake already!”

“An old Photoshop from 2006 is dug up and used on the news, and the idiots and Japanese TV stations think it is real and start using it again…”

“Europe and America just keep continuing these wars of aggression using the pretence of justice.”

“The reports say they never bothered to tell the Japanese government, but told South Korea before the announcement. So Obama is pro-Korea and anti-Japan? Is Japan that much of a soft touch?”

“Why did they bury him at sea so quickly…”

“So they can’t make a shrine of his grave?”

“That was awfully fast…”

“Burial at sea? Really? Come on, now they are just underestimating world opinion.”

“So they just announce it, with no photograph or any proof? It’s a bit unconvincing…”

“Well, with a burial at sea there’s no proof either. Just how much the Pakistani government was involved in the confirmation is the key.”

“They say they are debating whether to release photos.”

“If they had kept him alive they could have tortured him for information.”

“I don’t know whether they were connected with Bin Laden secretly, but they certainly raised him.”

“It was the CIA which funded him in the first place.”

“It’s scary having a president coming out with this naive justice claptrap. Monotheism is scary stuff.”

“Justice… if you believe in justice so much, try him before a court of law while he’s alive. They just lynched him. Wait till it’s your turn to experience this ‘justice.'”

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    Comment by Wisteria Berlitz
    23:33 02/05/2011 # ! Quality (+0.9)

    R.I.P Osama Bin Laden:Champion of Hide & Seek 2001~2010

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    Comment by AzureXuchilbara
    05:38 03/05/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    “Expect it to be made into a MoH or CoD game!”

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    Comment by Philo
    23:28 03/05/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    @AzureXuchilbara Way to comment with a comment

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    Comment by Skoll
    08:01 04/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)


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    Comment by RakeStriver
    19:35 03/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Osama Bin Laden is gonna be in the next CoD Zombie Mode, all right ;)

    taking place in his last hideout with garden and all

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    Comment by Ota-Kool
    19:04 04/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Heres another fake photo of his death


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    Comment by Bob
    07:48 03/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    He was a great crazy man

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:27 03/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    @ShiraYuki619☆/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\: Love the witt of that comment. ^^

    Interestingly enough, talking with some friends today about ol' Binny's death was apparently not much different from the thoughts of 2ch.

    Comment by Wisteria Berlitz
    17:45 03/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    you're welcome

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    Comment by Naoli
    06:58 03/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    2011 check your calendar

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:32 03/05/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    He didn't win this year.

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    Comment by Diemeow23
    10:13 03/05/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Wow why did they discard the body so quickly, if it WAS the body couldn't they have kept it longer providing actual evidence

    They were sure quick to throw it off a ship

    "Man over board!" *cue clueless sailors trying to retrieve dead body*

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:02 03/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    they have to bury the body after 1 day if youre a Muslim from what i heard...

    Comment by Wisteria Berlitz
    17:44 03/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)


    Comment by Anonymous
    10:48 03/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    My guess? If they start to parade the bloated, bullet rittle body of osama, those reprisal attacks come today instead of a few months.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:15 05/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Muslims don't throw people at the sea, lol fail.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:41 04/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    First of all, yes, for Muslims, burials are time sensitive. That was most likely the reason why Osama Bin Laden was buried so quickly. Second of all, enough DNA was extracted from the body to test it and it was concluded that the man killed was IN FACT BIN LADEN, by both official and 3rd party channels. Visual proof was provided of this to all members of congress, but branded confidential, namely because the American government feels it in poor taste to release the picture of the body of a dead man shot in the head to the press. But both democrats, republicans and the press agree that enough evidence has been provided to acertain that Bin Laden is dead.

    tl;dr? Before commenting on subjects such as these do some RESEARCH, DAMN IT!

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:54 04/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I also like how so many people have commented that "they should have brought him in alive". Yet, no one seems to think that we did try to do just that, and that there were shots fired.

    When someone's shooting at you... You just can't ask him to stop so you can arrest him, you shoot back.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:22 04/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    So they had enough respect and morality to give him his religious burial but when it comes to democratically trialing him, that's a no-go?

    The hypocrisy.

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    Comment by Uncommon0taku

    correction - Hide & Seek Champion for 2001 thru 2011!


    Comment by Anonymous
    12:37 03/05/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    He lost this year.

    Comment by Wisteria Berlitz
    17:45 03/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)


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    Comment by Philo
    23:30 03/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I love it when people correct others when it is them who need to be corrected.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:55 03/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    ^_^ The undefeated master bows

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:54 03/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Dude, that was awesome!

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:51 04/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    More like hiding in plain sight. Thank you Pakistani "Intelligence".

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    Comment by Philo
    23:33 03/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I call bullshit on this one, they paraded on the streets yelleing "We caught Saddam!" and now, they were like "Bin Laden was killed today by american troops, Now we go live with Jerry who will tell us why buying a cat... just got funner".

    Plus there's no evidence, why even report it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:55 04/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    There is evidence, idiot.

    Read a little bit.

    Evidence was provided to the press and all members of congress. Both democrats and republicans vouched for it's authenticity. Whatever details of the operations could be revealed have been, and they have been floating around the press and the net since it was announced. DNA evidence has been provided, pictures of the body exist but haven't been revealed to the press because they don't know yet how the public would receive them (surveys shows an exact split, 50% want to see the body, the other 50% feel revealing the pictures would be in poor taste).

    Also, Saddam was paraded because they actually managed to capture him then sentenced him to death. Osama Bin Laden's death was not entirely intentional, he was killed by return fire after Al-Qaida forces fired on the US Navy Seals.

    I'm not a fan of the US, not by a long shot. But this is as authentic as news get.

    Do a little research before voicing retarded opinions.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:00 04/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Okay, how can they "show" you dna proof in a way that just won't be them telling you it's him. How can you know for sure? Without being in the lab, trained as a biochemist, and verifying the results yourself.

    Because without that logical extreme, there is no way you can trust anything else more than the simple announcement of "DNA evidence confirmed his identity." Which leaves you an out to complain that it's not true.

    Also, it's not like images would be any better. People with your mindset that it's all lies would just claim it was manipulated to look like him. I'd like to also comment that it was a headshot that killed him. So the likelihood he's recognizable from stock photos thrown around since 9/11 will be low.

    Now if a tape surfaces, proving he's still alive, then damn that would be surprising. It would still leave open two possibilities. They found a look alike to take his place and try to shame the US, or the US is lying. Both are equally possible in their own ways.

    Or are you suggesting an organization that kills thousands of people to get some demented religious message across is more trusthworthy than a world power government without evidence?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:28 04/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't you get sick of being lied to like a little naive child. There should be the benefit of doubt, of course. But after realizing there were no WMD's and we literally turned a country upside down to get this one man, Wouldn't you be a little skeptical as well?

    It's simple, I don't care how impolite or gruesome the images are, shows us the images and the dna testing. Show us the people the proof, you know the ones who actually paid for the wars in the first place.

    So emotional right now i see, what if we get another tape in the future of him saying he is still alive, I bet allot of you would feel pretty darn fucking stupid then huh, but of course you won't say anything then and just ignore the criticism of today and go one with your day in ignorance.

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    Comment by seka
    03:15 03/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    about time they found him
    tho he was hiding in plain sight

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:18 03/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Funny though, my friend claimed to be the master of hide-and-seek and i use this as a reply

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:28 03/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Carmen SanDiego is the champion!

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    Comment by entropy13
    04:05 03/05/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Waldo is. You can "find" him yet he's still hiding. LOL

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:40 03/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    i would e surprised!!

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    23:45 02/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    The champ for 10 years, but didn't win.

    Comment by Wisteria Berlitz
    23:52 02/05/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    yea...or this may be fake

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:02 04/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    You are sooooooooooooooo innocent!

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:19 26/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    what the hell do you want Bushs head for... Obama is just as shitty as any other president. he can stop this if he really wanted to, but guess what? he doesn't. nothing has or is going to change right now. there are way worse country's then the United States. United States is the best, and that's why everyone looks at every single thing we do and judges it and ignores there own country's and other country's crap. like Israel? how about Libya? how about Africa?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:52 06/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm not even American, first of all...

    Second of all, I do not defend the US anymore than I defend Bin Laden, deliver me George Bush's head on a plate, and I'll be a happy camper. But the fact is that Osama Bin Laden was a dangerous terrorist that needed to be stopped, the death of innocents at the hand of American does not justify the death of innocents at the hands of Al Qaida.

    War crimes can not be answered with more war crimes, two wrongs don't make one right.

    Patriotism my ass, this is pure logic.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:24 04/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    waitaminute how did they got DNA samples from Bin Laden for comparison in the first place?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:34 04/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "I don't even like the U.S. but people shouldn't be trying to defend the life of a mass murderer"

    Tell me Mr. researcher, who is to blame for this mass murderer?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi2Mphoaaos&feature=related [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi2Mphoaaos&feature=related]

    And who is the bigger mass murderer this man and his supposed organization or a country causing too many problem around the world.


    Ahh blind patriotism it's like a religion.

    Comment by Anonymous

    First of all, yes, for Muslims, burials are time sensitive. That was most likely the reason why Osama Bin Laden was buried so quickly. Second of all, enough DNA was extracted from the body to test it and it was concluded that the man killed was IN FACT BIN LADEN, by both official and 3rd party channels. Visual proof was provided of this to all members of congress, but branded confidential, namely because the American government feels it in poor taste to release the picture of the body of a dead man shot in the head to the press. But both democrats, republicans and the press agree that enough evidence has been provided to acertain that Bin Laden is dead.

    Finally, in reference to the denizens of 2ch's comments, the operation was ACTUALLY meant to be a capture mission, they were supposed to extract Bin Laden, but his forces fired against the Navy SEALS and he died from the return fire. RETURN FIRE, as in shots FIRED at people that are SHOOTING YOU. This was not a cold blooded assassination.

    I don't even like the U.S. but people shouldn't be trying to defend the life of a mass murderer and crossing the U.S. government out as assassins from this operation when it is clear that is not the case. People should stop reading headlines and start reading the ACTUAL DAMN ARTICLES.

    tl;dr? Before commenting on subjects such as these do some RESEARCH, DAMN IT!

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    Comment by Diemeow23
    10:56 03/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    He was doing so well too

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    Comment by Gitami
    00:42 04/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    He began hiding earlier though. But the game didn't really start until after September 2001. He's been champion for 9 and a half years.

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    Comment by Anonymous
    23:13 02/05/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Stupid guys, Obama Osama Obamasama mamama the names are confusing me

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:46 03/05/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Personally, Obama and Osama is so close that I won't play anyone down for mistaking one another.

    However, I do feel that people who treat this news as a cause for celebration are imbecilic fools. Al_Qaeda isn't an organization like Mishima Zaibatsu, Umbrella Inc., or even Shadoloo where you can stop them just by taking out the leader.

    Pakistan for example houses so many militant extremist groups who don't take orders from or collaborate with each other. They kill civilians by brainwashing a few hicks who were unfortunate enough to not enjoy proper education; THAT'S THE ONLY SIMILARITY THEY SHARE.

    Even Hamas, listed by both Israel and the US as a terrorist organization, have to battle with ANOTHER terrorist group called Salafist inside their own territory in Gaza(fuckers who killed an Italian who was pro-Palestine. civilian Palestinians who went to see his body off were all asking themselves why must he be killed even though "he was on our side").

    The only way they can stop Middle Eastern terrorism is to teach them to stop using religion and bend it to fit their own interests.

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    Comment by Megidola
    00:53 03/05/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    In the words of George W Bush-

    “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:16 03/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Don't be dumb.
    You can't take down the Umbrella corporation just by killing it's "leader" it's a multi-headed leadership.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:49 03/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    So does the belief of the arabics called Islam. They spread in all over the world, including tropical islands like Phillipines and Indonesia, poor countries, have to belief such beliefs of DEATH and DESTRUCTION.

    It's different. Sixty five years ago you can take down Axis by make the leaders give up. But now it's difficult. Maybe purging all the arab race would end this... but it's needing racial profiling, which is difficult.


    Comment by Anonymous
    02:53 04/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not all arabs are muslim, and if the west just stayed the fuck out of their countries provoking them, they wouldn't have to retaliate.

    Comment by Anonymous

    As Colin had said taking out an individual won't end an organization but we'll start with that individual. It's one battle won worth celebrating in a war.

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    Comment by 美しい音
    08:24 03/05/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Without the corpse the international community can't do shit aside from taking the DNA claim for granted. It's like this... you know... "you have no choice but to believe us" thing.
    Well, what if I don't want to believe you? Does that make me a conspiracy theorist? If so, every nonbeliever became a conspiracy theorist. Wtf. We can now dub every atheist a conspiracy theorist - he doesn't believe what the bible says, after all.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:23 04/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Occam's Razor, that's the simplest explanation there is.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:13 03/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    They tested the corpse against his dead sister's dna. It was a match.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Well, a DNA test can definitely prove his identity, so we can just take his corpse... oh wait, the u.s. already threw it into the sea.
    Anyways, without his corpse you can still trust the pictures, the pictures they are holding secret that is.

    Comment by Anonymous

    It was a match? So that was a clone of his sister they killed?

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    Comment by Anonymous
    02:46 03/05/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    ... via photoshop

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:51 03/05/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's Usama, not Osama.. Osama makes the rest of the world hate america for the fact they can't spell his name right (and still can't). Maybe that's why so many people doubt that he's dead..

    "Yep! That's Osama Bin Saden alright!"
    "I thought we were suppose to kill Usama Bin Laden?" "Close enough!"

    Comment by Anonymous

    that's so true, I confused myself as well with those names XD

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