Japanese men quizzed on what it is they are desperate to keep secret from their girlfriends provide an interesting glimpse into the world of relationship paranoia and counter-paranoia.
1. Your past loves
2. The existence of your female friends and their number
3. The size of your savings
4. That you stay in touch with your ex
5. How dirty your room is
6. That you’ve checked her phone
7. Your salary
8. Your hobbies
9. Your academic history
10. Your cooking abilities
“Where you stash your porn” was presumably not an option included in the survey.
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number 1 is soo obvious :P
"Where you stash your porn"
what are you gonna do about it? share it with each other? :D
but of course.. fufufu
Say it's a Kamasutra guide before you make out with your gf, perhaps...?
Of course the porn stash wasn't an option. We know from anime that girls always find it.
well looks like the chart doesn't fit me, not even once. about hiding porn.. a girl, which doesn't want see porn or some ero isn't enough perverted for me ;D
10. your cooking ability
obviously there were not enough options on the survey!
As a bachelor i can say that any food i do not cook myself is good food.
And my last girlfriend went through my porn collection marking each pic as Natural and Fake. I'll never look at a set of tits the same way again. 80% were fake! wahhhhh.
1. My loli collection!
How the fuck did this not make the list?!
Because that's a secret you wouldn't reveal to your GF, much less a survey.
No one touches my computer, so my girlfriends never got to check my huge collection of porn.
Put a password on everything gentlemen... everything.
Unfortunately, certain b/gfs can be a little bitchy by demanding you to share your passwords with her, saying that it's a vow to proclaim that you and him/her are ONE.
Hell, if I got a girlfriend then she's better off not knowing my saving. I worked my self to dead not just for it to be plunder by someone else, bitch!
It's so ironic to see Saeko blushing while ^ saying that. ^
The little difficult thing about having a girlfriend is that the normal ones will be clingy it's only expected you are in a relationship
The problem starts when you want to watch/watching anime and she wants to go somewhere or do something. It's a hard decision and you end up having to wait later to finish an episode
with one of my x gf's, she wanted to know my password for my email, I told her I'd give her hints and she would have to figure it out, I just told her how many characters it had in it, said it's a mixture of letters, #'s and symbols, and it creates a word I made up...lol...she never got it..
put the good shit on an external drive and place it in a hollowed out book. no dumb bitch will ever stumble upon it then.
Anything related to cash. Hide yo cash, hide yo lolis, because wimmen cums and raid'm all.
hide yo kids, hide yo wife, cause they raping everybody out here!
Living in the Dark ain't that easy. I will take my secret to my grave.
mhm loli collection.. I'd vote for this 1st..
For semi-perverted girlfriends that'll fit "8. Your hobbies".
For normy girlfriends that'll fit "5. How dirty your room is".
why is it that the image displays a guy kissing another guy?
Is this a trap article?
It's really sad that Japanese guys feel they have to hide their salary, hobby, and cooking ability. What's the point if you're just pretending to be someone you're not. This isn't a one night stand.
Note that it says "hide from your girlfriend" and not "...from your wife".
For my part, I'd never share the amount of my savings or salary with my gf, assuming I'm not thinking of getting the relationship any further.
Other than that, you're right. I wonder if their relationships are based merely on sex or pretending to like the other's hobbies while hiding one's own...?
Hahaha that sounds fun, least thats all she did lol. And well, according to anime under the bed seems to be a popular hiding spot... So if they hide it elsewhere maybe the women wont think of any other places? Who knows.
lol just lol
She must have a pair of good eyes then :3
Lucky bastard...
To be able to tell if boobs are fake or not through mere pictures. What a terrifying skill. Personally, I scorn fake tits. The catch IS, i don't mind them as long as I can't tell the difference. Too bad I tend to be quite paranoid over it...
It's actually quite easy to tell.
Artificial tits will be stiffer and retain their form at awkward positions. If there's next to no difference between woman's breasts when she's standing or sleeping then they're fake.
I say “Where you stash your porn” counts as 2) :P
Yea cooking skill wouldnt be of any concerns to me.... and wow 80% smh what has this world come to lol
don't believe everything
11. Your Concubine
12. You fantasy about your corrent girlfriend and your ex having some hot Yuri...
Where i stash my porn it's laying in a drawer somewhere, but where i stash my hentai that a different story.
Your avatar... that's one Overkill Decade Final Form.. 0_0
It's how a destroyer of worlds should look like.
its fun seeing dusts little transformations~
its like watching a tamagachi
3, and 7 seem to be really important. They'll dump you in a heartbeat once they find out that you don't make a ton of money. They just want a walking ATM.
Shame really, but I have to agree. Money is a lot in this world. OTL
true for most,probably,but in my case,both of me and my girlfriend are cheap! money doesnt even matter. its good to know someone smart and doesnt even care about make ups,dresses,bags and jewelries. oh,and on top of this,she's cute!
Wish I had a girlfriend to hide secrets from......
You have one... she is just hiding
...and waiting, then BAM! Reverse raep
...or at least thats how I would like it to play out.
It's not raep if you wish for it...
Everything is a rape, ask Freud
@Yoshii-kun
watch it, it's a TRAP!!1one
Why would you hide your porn? Watch it with her...
"I have done over 1000 lolis"
snif
- scratches his belly gristle in amusement.
so ronery...
My dakimakura keep me company. :3
Get out of the dakimakura, Dust.
An ultra-absorbent dakimakura for those extra-ronery nights.
By this time that daimaukra is as smelly and wet as a kitchen sponge :$
wtf is daimaukra ?
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FOREVER ALONE!!!
but you do... you've got lefty to screw on the side, righty to screw nightly and sometimes both to work the shaft together.
FOREVER ARONE