Japanese asked about what steps they think will aid a man in winning the heart of his sweetheart yield up a surprisingly obvious list.
1. Stay clean (1924)
2. “Other” (1208)
3. Keep smiling (804)
4. Ladies first! (684)
5. Beef up (560)
6. Treat her (187)
7. Put on a surprise performance (177)
8. Read up on topics of conversation (97)
9. Give her presents (93)
10. Keep up with the fashionable stores (59)
Prospective suitors may be disappointed to find that merely staying squeaky clean is not enough to ensure they have women swooning at their feet, although it is at least a start.
Those still entertaining hopes of a relationship with a bride not made out of cotton or PVC can also refer to the “looking cool to girls” ranking for more on the subject.









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I can vouch for Other. <.<
I declare "Other" to mean tie her up and spank her repeatedly to the beat of her favorite song. It makes as much sense as leaving "Other" on a ranking like this without any goddamn context.
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no shit, other is whatever the girl can think of, can be anything other than the ones listed....
Why would the author put what the girls think? He simply doesn't know, now one does..
It could be wealth, kindness, organized, cool car, long hair, white teeth, etc etc..
How could he add every possible thing a girl could think of?
I think, smart and comprehension would be something that is up there, you do not make it bro.
Who are we all pointing at now?
Also is that image a trap? I guts tells me it is. >:V
what? "other" means "be rich"
Your comment, sir. Has my laugh of the day. Thanks.
I dunno, if it was with my preconsent, that's pretty much what "other" means to me but you'd need to add in "is intelligent, creative, and genuinely into me"
I really think that "Other" just means "The person is my type."
I declare "other" means "have a big cock".
My cock isn't that big yet plenty of women are still after me.
Admittedly, they aren't aware that my member isn't godly when deciding to chase after me, but I highly doubt they would care much about it in the event that they found out it wasn't a giant pole.
Yeah, but a nice dick keeps them coming back for more. (Note how it doesn't get _that_ many votes in Japan? Rarity, so not many chasers.) Doesn't have to be sheer size either, if you've got good circulation it'll count as nice even if it's low average in terms of hueg.
Hygiene is a must, so I'll go with the first.
Be rich.
Just needs "be rich" repeated 10 times, was seriously expecting it also.
Being popular, not being married... It clearly shows all the interest a woman have in any man that they don't want to fuck or marry: BE CLEAN! lulz
And this is why you're forever alone.
I agree, "Be Rich" is all Japanese women seem to want nowadays.
"Be Rich" is all
Japanesewomen seem to want these days. Fix'dThis applies to all gold diggers across borders, internationally
So my Hungarian mail-order bride won't love me if I'm not rich!? Aww, shucks!
Hungarian mail-order bride?? wtf is this issue? O.o
If it's that easy then there's no need to topics like this.
#8: You mean, learn the newest gossip, chit-chat and tattle ?Sorry not gonna happen :[
Looks like the top 10 list of general answers
looks like tips to make men with no balls become a complete pussy huh?
Uhh, how does smiling or keeping yourself clean make you become a 'complete pussy'?
I dunno about you, but if I was a girl, I wouldn't go out with some smelly dude with greasy hair or dirty, untrimmed fingernails.
I see , complete pussy refers to being a gentleman then? Even tough guys stay clean :/
lolz. cmon everyone knows women dont understand women. :P
You're absolutely right. :P
This list is full of shit because surly #1 would be
"Be rich" followed by "Clean, muscles and huge dick."
Specifically with huge dick is girth, most girls prefer girth over length
im sure they would prefer knocking at their baby door, to being split open
"1. Stay clean (1924)"
that would be easy if bitches didn't use all the hot water.
have a dick that tastes like chocolate and cums money
I lol'd so hard.
Ouch.
think you could file that under 'surprise performance'... at least the first time.
Stay clean mean hygene and sharp looking, not drug free right? Have to admit i have a history of drug abused (cocaine, meth, you name it) like 4-5 years ago, try to stay clean though.
ummm.... yeah it means hygiene.
soooo.... congrats on 4-5 years sober?
Choose life.
Stay clean? And the women wonder why they can't find good men. Because they are all gay.
"Put on a surprise performance"
I assume taking your pants off and slapping her across the face with your penis doesn't quite qualify as a surprise performance?
be a trap
Obvious #1 is having money
ITT: Men who have never had the guts to even talk to a real woman deciding what real women act like based on feelings that are not demonstrated in any factual information.
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Yeah, you've pretty much nailed it. Being clean is one of the best pieces of advice I ever got, as well as dressing well; both are things you can change quickly and will boost your chances.
Smiling is also good. No one wants to hang out with a depressed grump. Imagine propositioning a love hotel while looking at the ground or appearing upset...