Japanese asked about what steps they think will aid a man in winning the heart of his sweetheart yield up a surprisingly obvious list.
1. Stay clean (1924)
2. “Other” (1208)
3. Keep smiling (804)
4. Ladies first! (684)
5. Beef up (560)
6. Treat her (187)
7. Put on a surprise performance (177)
8. Read up on topics of conversation (97)
9. Give her presents (93)
10. Keep up with the fashionable stores (59)
Prospective suitors may be disappointed to find that merely staying squeaky clean is not enough to ensure they have women swooning at their feet, although it is at least a start.
Those still entertaining hopes of a relationship with a bride not made out of cotton or PVC can also refer to the “looking cool to girls” ranking for more on the subject.
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1. Stay clean but filthy rich
You dont have to be rich... to be my girl~~
If the guy who composed that song lived in japan, that song would never be made.
Yeah, it wouldn't even make it past the conception phase.
"OMG i got a great idea for lyrics to a new so--, wait... no, nevermind."
hands down epic win comment
that's what "other" probably is
Money for #1 position and watch as all the others become obsolete >:]
"other" = have lots of money. Not unexpected at all.
My, you can interpret that one in an unimaginable number of ways!
Stay clean of 3D girls, and you'll be popular with every girl you meet.
2. "Other"
Make enough money for the girl to sit at home watching tv all day when she's dating you.
Equality now drained all equality, so there is none left for others.
"Ladies First".
What, do they DEMAND that from me? What has heppened to equality? D:
it hasn't reached the far east yet its more or less a western thing
"...but your point was retarded"
No, his example was retarded but his point was somewhat right.
From your own example, you reveal that Western women would want the kind of equality you illustrated as Japanese women have. However, Japanese women would most likely prefer being treated with chivalry "like in the west".
Point is: Everyone wants what they don't have.
When they say "ladies first" they mean the tendency for western men to treat them like human beings.
In Japan women aren't given common courtesies you'd give to anyone. For example, a tired mother with kids in tow and arms full of groceries can get on a crowded bus and Japanese men wouldn't even consider giving up a seat for her. (This example appears in so many blogs its not funny because people see it all the time.) A Western man wouldn't think twice about it and would naturally give up his seat.
It's not so much about forcing chivalry over there as it is the fact that Japanese men can be real douchebags.
Would you give a man tired from working a 12 hour shift to feed his family your seat, when you yourself have monotonously worked for a similar amount of time?
From your silly example, I'd infer that the Japanese do a much better job in treating women as human beings. It suggests that they don't make a big deal about gender, status or class. Surely this is the ideal so many of you guys strive for?
I don't really care about all this chivalry crap but your point was retarded.
"Put on a surprise performance"
I assume taking your pants off and slapping her across the face with your penis doesn't quite qualify as a surprise performance?
Be rich.
Just needs "be rich" repeated 10 times, was seriously expecting it also.
If it's that easy then there's no need to topics like this.
Being popular, not being married... It clearly shows all the interest a woman have in any man that they don't want to fuck or marry: BE CLEAN! lulz
And this is why you're forever alone.
I agree, "Be Rich" is all Japanese women seem to want nowadays.
"Be Rich" is all
Japanesewomen seem to want these days. Fix'dThis applies to all gold diggers across borders, internationally
So my Hungarian mail-order bride won't love me if I'm not rich!? Aww, shucks!
Hungarian mail-order bride?? wtf is this issue? O.o
I can vouch for Other. <.<
I declare "Other" to mean tie her up and spank her repeatedly to the beat of her favorite song. It makes as much sense as leaving "Other" on a ranking like this without any goddamn context.
what? "other" means "be rich"
Your comment, sir. Has my laugh of the day. Thanks.
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Who are we all pointing at now?
Also is that image a trap? I guts tells me it is. >:V
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Sick....
no shit, other is whatever the girl can think of, can be anything other than the ones listed....
Why would the author put what the girls think? He simply doesn't know, now one does..
It could be wealth, kindness, organized, cool car, long hair, white teeth, etc etc..
How could he add every possible thing a girl could think of?
I think, smart and comprehension would be something that is up there, you do not make it bro.
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I dunno, if it was with my preconsent, that's pretty much what "other" means to me but you'd need to add in "is intelligent, creative, and genuinely into me"
I really think that "Other" just means "The person is my type."
I declare "other" means "have a big cock".
My cock isn't that big yet plenty of women are still after me.
Admittedly, they aren't aware that my member isn't godly when deciding to chase after me, but I highly doubt they would care much about it in the event that they found out it wasn't a giant pole.
Yeah, but a nice dick keeps them coming back for more. (Note how it doesn't get _that_ many votes in Japan? Rarity, so not many chasers.) Doesn't have to be sheer size either, if you've got good circulation it'll count as nice even if it's low average in terms of hueg.
have a dick that tastes like chocolate and cums money
think you could file that under 'surprise performance'... at least the first time.
I lol'd so hard.
Ouch.
What about being faithful?
As long as the "Be rich" criteria is filled, she will be.
Being Rich sure. To be rich you have to work alot. Then they complain you don't have time for them and while you work away all day and night for the money they end up cheating on you. What they want you to be is rich. Devoid of any job that takes more then four hours aday. Spend all your time and money on them. Shower them with gifts. Lavish them with attention etc..... Hence other. Still its sad that smelling bad is such a problem.. Have the Japanese turned smelly.
not if she meets someone with a bigger wallet
I was talking about the boyfriend but I gues that dont matter anyway if you got the money.
Well, she will only be faithful if you're rich AND have a prenup to fall back on.
what is "other"
A being that can only be killed with dragonfire or objects created with it.
He's safe as long as he doesn't live somewhere too cold.