Top 10 Types of Guy You’d Like to Date – 2011


Men hoping Japanese women will appreciate their sensitive natures and caring side can forget it – a ranking of the preferences of women seems to suggest most would rather be ravished by a carnivore…

The ranking, and corresponding votes:

1. A “carnivorous” guy (3289)

2. A jock (1769)

3. A megane guy (1091)

4. A science guy (719)

5. A herbivorous guy (706)

6. An omnivorous guy (642)

7. Otomen [“a girlish boy”] (607)

8. A bento boy [a miser] (427)

9. A literary guy (199)

10. A mori guy [“forest”/”outdoors” guy] (171)

The recipe for success amongst the women of Japan thus appears to be a womanising doctor with bulging biceps and a white coat and glasses.

The previous edition of the same survey unsurprisingly shows similar results – although otaku have lost even the dismal position they suffered there, now being displaced entirely by a bunch of anorak wearing hikers.

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    Avatar of Linow
    Comment by Linow
    02:11 16/04/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I'm amazed that there's no "A rich guy" in the list.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:30 16/04/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    It is assumed you must be rich to even qualify for the ranking.

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    04:07 16/04/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    That should be in "Top 10 Guys You'd Like To Marry".

    For this date ranking, it's a sampling to try different types of guys since they're gonna dump you anyway.

    Kinda like how you'd like to date a dumb blonde for kicks so you can brag about it with the guys but you wouldn't want to get stuck with her for life, now would you? :3

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    Comment by Knets
    04:43 16/04/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Sad that we don't seem to see much cases of this happening, especially in Japan:

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:27 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    I don't get why people thumb this down... This is a known joke for anyone educated in the study of economics...

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:24 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Knets: Your awesome level is over 9000.

    'Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.

    My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.

    From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you.

    The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

    Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.

    However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason.

    The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

    By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.

    If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.

    Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you.'

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:14 21/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "but you can’t be prettier year after year."
    I disagree with that sentiment, but then again I have a thing for hot older women. It is just difficult to know if the lady in question will get hotter or uglier with age, looking at her relatives will provide clues, presuming they are healthy and not ugly only because of some bad habit or several.
    Some women irrefutably look way hotter the older they get: compare Tina Turner when she was 20 with when she was 40. The latter is way better, and for someone who is 60+ she looks surprisingly good.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:09 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    God damn it....So fucking true.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:26 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "The recipe for success amongst the women of Japan thus appears to be a womanising doctor with bulging biceps and a white coat and glasses." the article suggests.

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    Comment by Kiljoy616
    13:27 12/10/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    That is implied at all levels. Homeless guy need not apply.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:05 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    That would be American women.

    Comment by Anonymous

    duuuuuudeeeeeee i cannot unsee

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:07 16/04/2011 # ! Good (+0.9)

    The recipe for success amongst the women of Japan thus appears to be a womanising doctor with bulging biceps and a white coat and glasses.

    So... Gordan Freeman?

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:03 16/04/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I hate it when he's called Gordan or Gorden... :P

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    Comment by Tokeijikaku
    03:27 16/04/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Not to mention he shuts up all the time.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:31 16/04/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Everyone is gay for the Freeman...

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    02:49 16/04/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Sounds like @Houselife has a shot, if he looks like that IRL

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:00 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Check out the womanising doctor link, the Night Shift Nurses dude fits the bill.

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    Comment by Dreck
    16:03 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    A science guy

    God... The Fly comes to mind - creepy

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:35 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Bitch, please. Gordon Freeman cannot womanize, he has no voice.

    It's obviously Cho-House.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:16 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    i loled, hard!

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:40 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    he doesnt wear a white coat and he itsnt a womanizer...he doesnt even speak

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:44 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Isn't everyone an omnivore by nature?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:43 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    In this context, what does that even mean? You switch between being the S and being the M every other night?

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:26 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    no i dont think so. "herbivorous" means in this contaxt: a not very confident men that doesnt want much sex. "Carnivorous": a sex loving person (similar to nymphomania)

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    Comment by VZ
    02:12 16/04/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    I'm a megane guy, but that's about it on that list.

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    Comment by entropy13

    I doubt that. Unless you don't eat at all, you would either be carnivorous, herbivorous, or omnivorous.

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    Comment by Sorrior
    02:49 16/04/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Not what they mean and you should know it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:56 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Seriously. Has any of the "men" posting comments on this page ever talk to a woman without having to take out their credit card?? I highly doubt it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:07 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Of course not. Men are around solely for the entertainment of women. And men happily put themselves in their inferior position with just the hope they can have sex.

    Women can and will demand money from men because men won't stop giving it and won't stop acting stupid for sex.

    And in Japan, girls don't want anything to do with those pansy ass men unless they have money. Who would? Money is pretty much the only upside to most men. Money and the fact that they are basically walking dildos. What other reason is there to keep one around?

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    Comment by Achiuakuna
    11:13 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh boy I need to move to Japan. Girls in America value gayness(or metrosexualness, feely-touchy sensitivity whatever the hell you wanna call it) more than money. Kinda explains why I can't get laid.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:18 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Or cause you have a little girl fetish

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:44 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    'Has any of the "men" posting comments on this page ever talk to a woman without having to take out their credit card?'

    I am a geeky hetero man. I was sexually active for a few years. For about seven years, I was hot to trot. From ages 18-25, sex was a big motivator.

    After that, I had other issues on my mind - money, for example - and sex was not worth the effort.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:27 21/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    HMMMM... If so, I propose a trade! Ship the "pansy ass" japanese men to Europe/America, and Japan can take any of the jocks/"carnivorous men" they want. :3 Woohoo, lots of cute guys!

    That said, I have never gotten the whole withholding sex bit in exchange for whatever, it just makes both of you suffer. There are tons of way better things to negotiate with, and you get to actually treat the guy like a real human being and not some sort of mentally retarded sex hamster. You know, the kind of behaviour that makes life better for everyone in the long run and inspires everyone to be more respectful to fellow humans.

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    Comment by Powerpuff Loli
    02:38 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Did Panty write this list?

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:34 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I need to find some herbivorious Japanese women, : (

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    Comment by Default Player
    01:43 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)


    But I'm surprised that a megane guy is up there. I mean, guys with glasses are only good looking in animes. IRL, eh...

    Comment by Anonymous

    Exactly. Megane guys in anime are cute. IRL they are ew.

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    Comment by Knets
    04:42 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Glasses today are on the level of fashion accessories... sure, if you wear old fashion glasses it makes you look "ew".

    Though this may imply the fact that, as they wear glasses, chances are the guy may be a hard working fellow thus have lots of $$?

    Or that he is simply smart.

    Otherwise, I guess aside from looking cool, it would be almost on the same level as a guy saying "I want to date a girl that wears a ribbon"-- take off the accessory and you're no go. That's ridiculous!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:03 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    If you wear glasses and they stand out so much that you are referred to as a "megane guy," then yeah, you must be pretty ew.

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    Comment by Sukunai
    02:05 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Interesting list, but unless Japanese females are substantially biologically different from women outside of Japan, the most predominant feature that will get you a date is always 'confidence'.

    Women like men that know who they are and what they are and what they want. Women won't touch you if you lack self confidence, regardless of your other qualities.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:52 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    If only most people knew this. Confidence is the number one thing that gets both guys and girls off.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:50 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    A girl with a pretty face and a nice body would be closer to the number one thing that gets guys off. I think this would be obvious.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:02 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    True, confidence *can* make the difference if a chick is undecided about any other factors, but generally, confidence can't fix ugly. I've been approached and propositioned by many a 'confident' ugly guy, and honestly, it just makes them look uglier.

    Know your limits (especially if you're shapeless and stink), and don't punch above your weight, is the lesson there.

    Comment by 死月
    01:43 17/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Confidence" is the same as being a jock, just show who is on top (figuratively) and she will bow to your desires (The Ministry of Health warns: this is a unproven method and may lead to unwanted side-effects including broken nose, crushed testicles and death)

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:22 17/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    No, it just means having confidence.

    Competitive =/= confidence

    Were you that much of a failure in basic comprehension in school?

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:06 17/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Unfortunately, women also do not understand the difference, so it pans out.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:31 17/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Women do understand the difference. Men are the ones making asses of themselves. Women find it hilarious.

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    Comment by Powerpuff Loli
    02:37 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's true when they say that within the first five minutes of meeting you, women will know if they are going to fuck you or not. I think Chris Rock said that...

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:08 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Just stop with the confidence bullshit. How about women do all the fucking work and lets see how just confidence they have after massive rejections.

    Damn women act like men have to be perfect.

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    Comment by Red
    07:08 16/04/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    That's the "equality" feminists keep yapping about, right there.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:55 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Like were all suppose to be superman or something lmao

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:00 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Even if women did all the fucking work they wouldn't get rejected. They are WOMEN. Men are on this planet for entertainment if a woman so desires it. If you aren't entertaining, you get rejected. If you don't have confidence and are a whiny little bitch you get rejected. If you tell women what they should like instead of understanding what they actually like, you'll get rejected.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:45 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    You guys are only complaining about this shit because you're too lazy to better yourselves. Only a lazy, worthless asshole would whine that he has to eat right or work out or hold a job.

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    Comment by Kiljoy616
    13:22 12/10/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    You can always turn to Islam if you want to get 12 year old without trying. You can even do it when your 50 and balding.

    Women of all ages like one things that I have come to expect. $$$$$$$, confidence does not hurt but who the hell has $$$$$$ and no confidence?

    As for me I take it as it comes, if you will not suck me well maybe your sister will its not like we are running out of women any time soon.

    Hell just order up some sweet stuff from a catalog just make sure you have plenty of $$$$$$.

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