Earthquake Censorship Reaches New Lows…
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Apr 13, 2011 05:10 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Censorship, Earthquakes, Hollywood, NHK, Oppai, TV
Eager NHK viewers who had been waiting for the steamy Brooke Shields sex scene in “The Blue Lagoon” have experienced what may be the worst timed earthquake ever…
To add insult to injury, the rest of the broadcast was cancelled.
Whilst the scope of Japan’s superb disaster warning infrastructure is reassuring, there are concerns that when it comes to TV things can be taken a little far – anime fans in particular feel hard done by, as can be seen from the gallery of their misfortune.
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Dead or Alive Ero-SFM Doubly Dirty
Flying Witch “Cute But Boring…”
Phantasy Star Online 2 Phantastic: “What About the West!?”
Shounen Maid “A Fujoshi Delight”
Terra Formars Live Action Web Drama Announced
Dragon Quest Heroes II Quite Monstrous
KumaMiko Lovingly Innocent
Aqua Onahole Parody Hopefully Moist
A-Size Classmate Profusely Petite
One Day With Maria Raunchy & Romantic
The Reject Demon: Toko Chapter 0 Raises Its Voice
Hai-Furi in Troubled Waters
Star Fox Zero “Pandering To Kids!”
Kiznaiver Shares Its Pain
Love Live’s Koi ni Naritai Aquarium PV “Will Sell Thousands!”
Skimpy Kataigou Figure
Ellen Baker’s Illustrator: “Keep It Clean!”
Bullet Girls 2 Goes At It From All Angles
Sword Art Online: Hollow Realization A Real Grind
Koutetsujou no Kabaneri Immensely Gruesome
Goddess of 2ch “Another Bathing Beauty!”
Tantalizing Hestia Cosplay Busts Out
Kashiwazaki Sena Cosplay Pure & Innocent
Minami Kotori Casino Girl Cosplay Takes No Chances
Shimakaze Cosplay by Ema Sakura
Harley Quinn Cosplay by Miyuko Colorfully Crazy
Sonico Ero-Cosplay by Yuka Hoshikage Super Sexy
Kasugano Sora Bunny Girl Cosplay Absolutely Admirable
Goddess of 2ch: “Barely Legal Beauty!”
Highly Yuri Tenryuu & Tatsuta Cosplay by Garo & Usagi
In all actuality....
They didn't miss much, as THAT old 1980's movie, sucked balls!!
Yeah, that movie sucked ass big time. But Blue Lagoon was a big deal around when it first came out because Brooke bared a lot of skin and everyone wanted to see. Very boring movie though, even for soft core pr0n. Not recommended. Unless anyone REALLY wants to see Brooke in the buff..
well,the characters were cousins in the movie if you want another turn-on...
nothing is censored really. annoying since brooke showed A LOT more when she was younger. pretty baby?
anyway, blue lagoon, hotter brooke, no nudity. lame.
pretty baby, loli brooke, plenty of nudity. lame.
They really didn't miss much...
lol, there you have 3D
That movie traumatised me as a child. O_O
that movie made me a horny teenager at the age of 9
She's Western 3DPD anyway.
So nothing of value was lost.
Agreed times 10
Agreed Infinite Stratos Time ^^
Moe-shit lovers confirmed
Is it bad that I was amused by the clever use of censorship?
No, I am personally rather amused myself
I share in the amusement.
One simply can't help but feel amused.
I agree. I gladly excuse censorship if it's at least hilarious.
I might have laughed abit too hard at quake-censor :3
*Create earthquake warning filter*
*Place over screenshot*
*Commence rage*
They should make up for it by airing Pretty Baby =)
I fell off my chair laughing my ass off when I saw this. hahaha
Hurrah for big let downs!
Still better than a giant ray of light
Who cares its not anime
yeah, who faking cares anyway?
+1 who cares?
works better than penguins or ink stains
Epic fail is epic.
Well, kind of, considering its pretty old movie that you can just watch anytime, not on TV.
So that's what they mean by an "earth-shaking orgasm"...
They came with the rage of Gaia.
So THAT'S Brooke's Shield...
That is a old movie now and a very young Brooke Shields - too funny that all these years later on some random broadcast in Japan it gets earthquake censored.
very clever HouseLife
wow, they got quake-owned.
Almighty Earth 1 - Onanism 0
Earthquake:1, Onanist:0... for NOW. Once hentai resumes, it'll be Earthquake:1, Onanist:999 (+10 every minute)
+ three hands = atomic orgasm.
Coincidence? Yeah, right...
You're embarrassing, Japan.
Thowes two waz gettin it on so hard they caused the earth quake.
wait he has three hands?...
there's this movie "Top Secret!" that makes fun of that :) that scene was hilarious
That's gotta suck big time.
Alright earthquake you may have killed my family
destroyed my home
and pretty much screwed my life...
but when you interrupt my shows thats when I get mad
to those who may take offence please disregard this horrendous pun
Considering this warning popped up simultaneously across all channels, it was entirely coincidental.
Hell, I was watching a cooking show and the thing was blocking all of the recipes until it got switched to the news outright.
Couldn't they just scroll the info across the bottom of the screen, instead of blocking half of it?
Here in Florida, if there is a strong lightning storm or flood watch in effect, the station just scroll the information across the bottom of the screen, letting you know which areas will be affected, especially during rainy/hurricane season ( May 31 to Oct. 31)
Yes, scrolling the info across the bottom of the screen WOULD be the normal thing to do, but japs are morons so it can't be helped.
just.. ha ha ha ha ha ha
people who enjoy this show must be feeling annoyed.
LOL! Mother Nature is really hating on the Japanese.
It's what God just planned, erupt some slight earthquake so all the 3D pr0n shows which Ishihara legalize on TV get messed up with these warnings...
I LOL SO HARD that I made a diamond of the coal on my butt crack.
Heh, in the thumbnail it looks like the leaf is covering here boob.
this is a cool way to give a censorship
Oh wow, I can't stop laughing at this. xD
That's some creative censorship.