Japanese women asked what lines they most want to hear from a man supply a suitably soppy ranking, although men hoping to stay the night had better reconsider their choice of approach.
1. When I’m with you I’m at ease
2. I have the most fun when I’m with you
3. I want to be with you forever!
4. I wanted to meet you so I hurried over
5. I’ve never loved anyone as much as I love you
6. I’m glad I met you
7. I love you more every time I meet you
8. I’m most happy now
9. Am I good enough for you?
10. I’m always thinking of you
A ranking which could probably be profitably recycled as lyrics for a boy band…
See also the ranking for female lines men would like to hear, similar but different in certain subtle but crucial areas.
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Dead or Alive Ero-SFM Doubly Dirty
Flying Witch “Cute But Boring…”
Phantasy Star Online 2 Phantastic: “What About the West!?”
Shounen Maid “A Fujoshi Delight”
Terra Formars Live Action Web Drama Announced
Dragon Quest Heroes II Quite Monstrous
KumaMiko Lovingly Innocent
Aqua Onahole Parody Hopefully Moist
A-Size Classmate Profusely Petite
One Day With Maria Raunchy & Romantic
The Reject Demon: Toko Chapter 0 Raises Its Voice
Hai-Furi in Troubled Waters
Star Fox Zero “Pandering To Kids!”
Kiznaiver Shares Its Pain
Love Live’s Koi ni Naritai Aquarium PV “Will Sell Thousands!”
Skimpy Kataigou Figure
Ellen Baker’s Illustrator: “Keep It Clean!”
Bullet Girls 2 Goes At It From All Angles
Sword Art Online: Hollow Realization A Real Grind
Koutetsujou no Kabaneri Immensely Gruesome
Goddess of 2ch “Another Bathing Beauty!”
Tantalizing Hestia Cosplay Busts Out
Kashiwazaki Sena Cosplay Pure & Innocent
Minami Kotori Casino Girl Cosplay Takes No Chances
Shimakaze Cosplay by Ema Sakura
Harley Quinn Cosplay by Miyuko Colorfully Crazy
Sonico Ero-Cosplay by Yuka Hoshikage Super Sexy
Kasugano Sora Bunny Girl Cosplay Absolutely Admirable
Goddess of 2ch: “Barely Legal Beauty!”
Highly Yuri Tenryuu & Tatsuta Cosplay by Garo & Usagi
All beaten by this:
"I'll give you all my money!"
This ranking seems to be from February I think.
WIN!
garh!! I was about to write that!
More like "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY"
"I'll give you all this money!"
There, fixed it for you because all the money from a poor guy is not enough -.-
"I don't want you to ever have to work again!"
Noone made the "Go make me a sammich!" yet? ...Ooh, suprised!
"I'll also vote against Ishihara"
what you said can also be disguised as "1. When I’m with you I’m at ease"
This is 100% truth. I almost stole some other guy's GF by saying I'll be rich in the future.
But I dumped her for being a slut. Finding out a girl's a slut is the worst thing to happen.
For long term relationships, yes...
Her money-shaving ways is one matter. YOU DON'T LIKE SLUTS!? WHAT, YOUR DICK AIN'T STRONG ENOUGH!?
One would think that her dumping someone else for you just because you'd be rich in the future would be enough of a hint...
"This is my credit card's PIN number"
9. Am I good enough for you? <--- WTF!?
Wont it apply for both ways!!
#9 is so risky. The last thing you want is for them to actually take that idea into consideration.
I want to be with you forever! Now ca I please plug your butt hole with my dick?
I like money...
:-o
Miroku: "I want you to have my children.*sparkle*"
gonna use some of those on my girlfriend heheeh
lol what will you do if your gf is member of SC and found out u just stole it from here?
you might fall for her for real ?
"Let me make you a sandwich"
Oi, I'm eating my BMT here.
Ill assume thats like a BLT but with mayo instead of lettuce. YUMMO
Bowel movement and tomato, delicious.
toping all others, "I dont want to be with you just because of your tits, I prefer your mind"
"I have a party in my pants and you're invited."
"Here...the letters are embossed in gold"
TITS OR GTFO!
what happens next in the pic?
At least the image title give the artist name. But no sequel, just variations of who is romancing her.
http://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/index?tags=kanna_asuke
Nothing, but there are two yuri versions of that pic, with Kyousuke replaced by Kirino [http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/892577/aqua_eyes-ass-black_eyes-black_hair-blonde_hair-bl] and Sena. [http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/892578/2girls-akagi_sena-ass-black_hair-black_legwear-blu]
Nothing, but there are two yuri versions of that pic, with Kyousuke replaced by Kirino [http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/892577/aqua_eyes-ass-black_eyes-black_hair-blonde_hair-bl] and Sena. [http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/892578/2girls-akagi_sena-ass-black_hair-black_legwear-blu]
And she have different expression for each of them
thanks alot
yuri makes everything better
you know I just tried to sing the list in a boy band style it sadly does work way to well.This list turned into a song would be a chart topping song. Because of how utterly bad it is.
As a girl I don't think I'd be that happy hearing most of these. maybe 5,7,9 and 10. But even then it would depend on the situation.
Some girls like some of those lines, some don't. Sometimes is hard to tell which girl will like them and which girl will dislike you for them; that is why it's been impossible for men to understand women since the beginning of time.
Real list:
1. I make a fortune with a job that ties up most of my time and have diversified assets.
1.5. I'm open minded but I'll never cheat on you
At least this list actually mentions love.
Unrealistically glossed and sugarcoated as it may be...
It may be kind of an all encompassing, above cloud 9 kind of a list, but look at the men's list and it's almost pathetic, the level of interaction that blows away the guy's mind. Holding hands or transcending time and space to pierce the heavens.... with love? lol
Don't remember saying that the other list is any more realistic.
I was just telling it as it is.
# 7 actually works! I said it to a Tokyo based Japanese web model not 2 hours ago!!
and it was 'True' - she gets Hotter each time I see her.
This list is soppy alright but nowhere near as creative as cheesy English pick-up lines. You might as well go all out.
"i do " O>O !! ? xDDD
Here, take this.
On a summer day under the sun
I hurried to meet you 4
When I’m with you, I have the most fun 2
My love grows every time I see you 7
On the cold days of winter
I’m always thinking of you 10
I want you be with you forever! 3
I’ve never loved anyone as much as I do you 5
Am I good enough for you? 9
Tell me and grant me peace
I’m glad I met you 6
For with you I’m at ease 1
My love to you I vow
Because I’m most happy now 8
*clap clap clap clap*
As always, my reactions...or corrections
1. (correction): When I'm *having sex* with you, I'm at ease
2. (correction): I have the most fun when I'm *playing Black Ops* with you
3. (reaction): Let's face it girls, you either made him a sandwich or you blew him
4. (reaction): Man, those sucking skills must be top class...you sure this ain't about money?
5. (reaction): Yep, this is about money...
6. (correction): I'm glad I met you*r mom*
7. (correction): I love you more every time I *have sex* with you
8. (reaction): unless your girlfriend came out of your TV, you will never say this...unless she is your waifu, then yeah....you'd say this...
9. (reaction): When you see it, you'll shit bricks...
10. (correction): I'm always thinking of you*r mom*
"are you gonna eat that?"