Astarotte no Omocha Nopan Loli Service Anime


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    Comment by uber phallas
    09:11 11/04/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I am most amused not entirely by the fact that this anime contained loli goodness,

    but even more by the fact that Rie Kugimiya is well known in representing Flat chested Tsundere Loli characters being a Flat chested women herself.

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    Comment by TNinja
    09:53 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Does she happen to be a tsundere as well?

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:17 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not only Kugyu... But Yukarin as nopan loli too!

    Comment by Anonymous

    I do not think tsundere exist in real life, they are too illogical to survive

    Comment by คภєк๏
    13:21 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I would be offended, but I'm actually a misunderstood kuudere. <.<

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    Comment by Shihan
    02:33 06/08/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Illogical as they may be, I've met a few... that I realized not before it's too late. And yes I agree, they may be bijin and kawaii, but annoying as hell.

    I remember one girl suddenly stood and left me alone (holding my still-full coffee), and people stared at me with that look "Oh what have you done, man?". A few weeks later she left the country and dropped a love letter. Everyone around her and around me knew she liked me, argh!!!

    Another girl started being dramatic by her self and left me (similar scenario again). Argh!!

    On third date, the girl blew a soft air to my ear. After sending her home, she just went ballistic and hmpf! whole week. I later found out I sent her to the wrong house... she expected me to bring her to my home.

    Ah, many many...

    But annoying if we listen too seriously at what they say, 'cause these girls usually say "No." or "Hmpf!" when they meant "YES!!!".

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:27 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    they exist, but they are terribly irritating in the real world.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:46 11/04/2011 # ! Drivel (-0.8)

    All dictators (ghaddaffi, ahmadinidjad, kim jong il, putin) are real life tsundere

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:17 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Loli GOODNESS! I think that is a typo. Don't you mean loli GODDESS?

    Avatar of Shizu's Waki Obsessor: MaidNiac
    09:47 11/04/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Wooaaah~ This show guarantees Total Loli WAKI exposure goodness.

    Seriously, I need to watch this!

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    Comment by tyciol
    11:16 18/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Is it just me or is the main blonde some kind of mix of Etna and Flonne?

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    Comment by PhillDSX
    08:53 11/04/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    What did anime fans ever do to steam and light? They're out to get us, I tell you!

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    Comment by ItsDemo
    11:22 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    the steams are actually the fart and body odor of ishithara which comes along to most scenes where the ladies gets hot and heavy. it's an indication of an incoming ban on all things good and enjoyable.

    Avatar of VVayfarer's Yuri Alter Ego
    12:32 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Fuck Ishihara! This anime NEEDS MOAR YURI!!!!!

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    Comment by Anonymous RAW GM
    14:13 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Anon 13:18 U MAD? LMAO

    Gotta watch this anime on my laptop.

    Comment by Anonymous

    God damn you people who always scream out YURI THIS YURI THAT are almost as bad as those fujoshi yelling out BL BL.

    Comment by GodMan
    14:38 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Frankly I'm fine with convenient censorship like in this anime. When weird animals, sunlight at night, or unnatural amount of steam comes into the picture thats when I get scared

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    Comment by awesome
    08:54 11/04/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    black loli elf <3

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    Comment by The REAL Lamberto
    11:05 11/04/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Just added this new fapilicious show to my fapping list.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:16 11/04/2011 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    Right after all the other child porn you wank too right? Are you really in denile so much that you think getting off to a 10 year old dosent mean you wana fuck kids?

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    Comment by Quack!
    20:18 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    The same way that getting off to lesbians means you want to be a woman, right?

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:29 12/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think fapping to a 10 year old voiced by Rie Kugimiya means I want to fuck Rie Kugimiya.

    Ever since Shakugan no Shana, when I first discovered my one and old Tsundere Queen.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:29 12/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    FUUUU

    Only* How the fuck did i manage that typo

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    Comment by The REAL Lamberto
    20:49 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Anon 19:16 Shut up, stupid Ishihara fanboy.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:50 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I actually came in here to trash this anime for looking like all the other generic loli shit out there, but then I noticed the hot black girl, and all was well.

    Comment by Anonymous

    you mean "loli dark elf" ?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:25 11/04/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Rie, Rie, Rie, Rie, Rie, Rie, Rie, Rie, Rie, Rie, Rie, Rie, Rie, Rie, Rie, Rie, Rie, Rie. Tsundere queen is back

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:04 11/04/2011 # ! Good (+0.7)

    Rie = +1
    Ishihara = Z E R O !!

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    Comment by Eddyak

    You act as if that's a good thing.

    I had my fingers poised over the exit button once I started watching, but surprisingly, for something starring Rie Kugimiya, it wasn't that bad.

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    Comment by Thomus
    09:46 11/04/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    The manga by Yui Haga was awesome enuf, this is awesomeness x 3 (Colour, sound and animated)

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    Comment by Diemeow23
    10:06 11/04/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    For heaven's sake love your Avatar

    Comment by Anonymous

    I agree...the manga is funny...especially when we find out the main protagonist is only 22 years old, and has a daughter that is 10 (same age as Lotte) who's mother he had this and that with, so both girls are sisters, LOL ^_^

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    Comment by MoeMoeKyunBeam
    08:33 17/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Can you put any more spoilers into 1 post?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:35 11/04/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Anyone else felt really happy after watching this anime?...Well I sure did

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:37 11/04/2011 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    No, because I'm not a pathetic, lonely otaku that only gets a bright smile out of his escapist face by watching ten year olds needing to give magical blowjobs to a dude, unlike you.

    Remember, however: Chris Hansen is watching.

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    Comment by Noodlestein
    09:45 11/04/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    But you're willing to post on this site.
    You are no better.
    (Ps. Its a plot device, "Lotte" or whatever her name is never actually consumes "semen" or any variation of that substance)

    Just saying.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:58 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Unlike the anonymous person who replied to me..I actually read the manga so I know that it doesn't actually happen. And I feel proud of myself

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    Comment by Jozle
    11:33 11/04/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Rie Kugimiya, the tsundere queen, this is news that is worth reading over Aya Hirano.

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    Comment by VZ
    10:41 11/04/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Ishihara's gonna have a heart attack if he see this show.

    I really enjoyed it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:53 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I saw Ishihara on the news and that guy blinking problem.

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    Comment by pedobear
    16:22 11/04/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    GOOD LORD YES!

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    Comment by VZ
    11:12 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Rancid prude Zac Bertschy of ANN said:

    "Rating: doesn't matter

    The premise of this show is that Astarotte is a 10-year old succubus who has to suck the “life-seed” out of men in order to live. She hates men, though. It's all tied up in some unnecessarily complicated fantasy nonsense, but that's the joke. It's executed in a super cutsey-poo manner, with occasional fanservice.
    If that premise sounds totally sexy and/or knee-slappin’ hilarious to you, then watch this show, because they made it especially for you and no one else.

    It's interesting, really; Astarotte's Toy represents a kind of anime that basically defies criticism. It's specialty product, packaged for a very specific audience that wants this kind of thing. The show's basic premise is the barrier of entry; all you need to know about whether or not this is for you is that one-sentence description of the central gag. Everything else is basically irrelevant, save maybe production value, but even then, it doesn't matter how beautifully animated the show is if you can't get past the premise. No amount of plot contrivances, fantasy vocabulary, cutesy gag comedy or sugar-coated “innocent” aesthetics will negate what the show is ultimately about. That barrier of entry is foolproof, really.

    So there you have it. One sentence tells you exactly what you need to know before deciding whether or not you want to try this series. On the plus side, that really does make things easier for all of us, doesn't it?"

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:18 11/04/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Fuck ANN! I like Lolis and I hate Moralfags.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:38 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    It left me tempted to e-mail him and call him chickenshit. He was clearly too squicked by the premise to even watch, meaning he shouldn't have written a piece at all.

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:37 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    He did watch and it basically say that this show is aimed squarely at its target audience. Plain and simple. I haven't watched the show yet so I voice my own opinion on it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:53 21/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Have read the manga up to the part in where he met his demon wife.

    Incredibly idiotic and a total cock-block. For the sake of the animation industry I plead to you people, do not support this show.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:05 16/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lets shorten what VZ had to say.

    To be honest the manga is a no brainer and a total cock block, but thats the joke the mangaka wants to show right?

    Too bad its not even fucking funny and is incredibly insulting to one's intelligence. Hell even not fap-worthy for Gods sake.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:26 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Zac is the supreme troll. He probably in reality loves this stuff. His whole answerman thing and everything else on that site is just one big giant troll.

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    Comment by Gogetters
    09:05 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    A succubus loli that drinks semen? Do want!

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:13 12/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    The milk she drinks 4 breakfast is given by th ebig boobed Meido XD

    SRSLY

    Love it love it love it

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    Comment by Quack!
    20:22 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I see what you did there.





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