Top 10 Manliest Hobbies

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Japanese asked which hobbies they consider the most manly supply a ranking which in proper Japanese fashion places macho activities like fishing above such effete pastimes as body-building and running around in a field.

The ranking:

1. Cars & bikes (5393)

2. Fishing (1555)

3. Baseball & football (1468)

4. Weight training (958)

5. Watching martial arts (893)

6. Plamo [Gundam] (709)

7. Survival games [Airsoft] (511)

8. Other (470)

9. Solo-travel (292)

10. Band activity (229)

Thankfully golf was not included in the ranking, although the image of a muscular fisherman riding his Honda to the latest sumo match should be harrowing enough.

Otaku pastimes naturally did not feature much on the list, although rather unsurprisingly the only one that did – “cameras” – came dead last.


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    Comment by BrightSide
    11:30 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Doesn't Plamo count as an otaku activity?

    I'm surprised that made it ANYWHERE near the top 10.

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    Comment by Techeese
    11:32 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    brb building more manly gundams

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    Comment by Tuan
    11:35 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Build the G Gundam gunpla, they are the only manly gundams!

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:10 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    No, Gundams themselves aren't that manly. It's the Mass-Production MSes that are pure badassery and manliness. Just look at the MP Guncannon! So much better than the original.

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    Comment by Tuan
    11:30 08/04/2011 # ! Good (+0.5)

    Plamo!? Really?? My hobby is manly?!

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    Comment by CaptainFawful
    11:31 08/04/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Fapping is the manliest hobby there is. Only men can do it, after all.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:13 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Let's not forget the futas please!

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:22 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Too bad futas as portrayed by manga/doujin don't actually exist...

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:36 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    I've done all of them except 9 and 6. I still maintain an I.Q. of 130. So am I manly?

    This also reminds me that I need to start Plamo...

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    Comment by Deltib
    12:37 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    Another reason why 2D girls are superior to 3D. If a girl has a dick the size of her arm, then she better bloody well have a vagina to go with it, otherwise, I ain't interested.

    Preferably without balls...balls don't do it for me.

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    Comment by Thomus
    13:49 08/04/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Its a hobby? Surely you jest, its a necessity

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:06 09/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Since I have some pussy to screw, fapping it's only a manly hobbie for me.... I don't know for you ;)

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:30 09/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    im fapping a lot more than necessary, so its like a hobby.

    but lulz, gunplo? airsoft? playing with plastic toys, how exactly is that manly?

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    Comment by Bob
    18:14 09/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Lol nice to now that fapping is a good thing

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:39 11/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I thought teasing their boy band hair would be on the list.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:44 17/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    LOL fuking jokes

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    Comment by Azrin
    19:58 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Errr....women can fap too.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:12 09/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Only to be sure; you need to fap in front of mine so I can witness such phenomena ñ_ñ

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:27 09/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    we need visual proofs, you must offer yourself for the test.

    Comment by Anonymous

    hey apparently watching martial arts is many , not practicing . Can see american influence here . Stupid question but whats plamo

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:41 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    pla[STIC]
    +
    mo[DELS] = Plastic Models
    _
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    +
    Like Pocket Monsters = Pokemon or
    Animation = Anime
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    Japanese like simplifying Foreign words of ease of rolling off their lips. They even do that to their own Language!
    The Otaku wetdream land Akihabara = Akiba!

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:42 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Plastic models and in this case with gundams.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:12 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I thought the same thing, apparently the 5 years of martial arts training I had doesn't make me as manly as my friends who watch UFC all the time. ^_^

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:55 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Good one dude! but manly for girl could be, "look so manly, but she could luxuriously enjoy it too"... o wait... she can participate in that one :D

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:00 09/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I was as suprised as you were :P I do at least 3 things on those list! They sure dont set the bar high

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:01 09/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I do at least 7 of those things excluding fishing, gunpla and Other (unless I can somehow include Other :P) then it would be 8 XD

    Does that make me manly?
    Cause I also do some hobby's that might not be considered manly, like playing piano, mahjong (MCR), tennis, acting... yeah I do a lot..

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:16 09/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    im so happy about this too

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    Comment by Hayate
    03:51 09/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    no World of Warcraft?

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:02 10/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!
    I mean, if you come here talking about WoW, truth is, you're too green kido,
    And there are NO demons nearby.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:55 09/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Depends on if you paint, airbrush, scratch build, and customize. Building dioramas of war machines will make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.

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    Comment by ColdCock
    11:34 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I certanly hope that "Watching martial arts" isnt the same as watching the gay extreme fighting that every closet homo where I work goes apeshit over.

    If you like watching two grown ass men roll around on the ground with their legs wrapped around eachother you have some issues.

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    Comment by Daiyousei
    11:35 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Seeing "Gundam" on there is sort of surprising...

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    Comment by Vitu
    11:38 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    WATCHING martial arts? Wouldn't actually fight martial arts be... manlier? ._.

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    Comment by Baronight
    11:39 08/04/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    fishing > weight training?
    that's like the laziest hobby and it still consider manly?

    majority of people do not go out and catch swordfish, goliath tigerfish or other fish that can be ocnsidered manly..

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    Comment by Keima88
    11:42 08/04/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    What about catching fish with spears like that old dude on the picture?

    I think thats pretty awesome if you can do that.

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    Comment by HouseLife
    11:47 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I was stopped not by fishing, so much as "Watching martial arts"...

    Watching...?

    ...?

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:18 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    yeah but the first image that came to mind was grandpas, who is usually fell asleep fishing. lol

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    Comment by Mizushima 水島
    11:42 08/04/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    you should look up bass fisting.. or was it catfisting.... either way catching them with ur bare hands (the big ones) is pretty manly

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:56 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    It's called noodling (AKA catfisting, grabbling, graveling, hogging, dogging, gurgling, tickling and stumping)

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    Comment by Artefact

    Catching huge catfish by shoving your hand or foot in a murky underwater crevice is quite impressive in an imbecilic hillbilly sort of way, but I'm quite certain the Japanese image of hobby fishing is rather gentrified by comparison - people paying to fish out the trout they just bought and emptied into their rented stretch of river in a bucket, for example.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:52 08/04/2011 # ! Drivel (-0.7)

    Yeah, fuck you. I'm not even Southern, but there's nothing hillbilly about wading into the water and not being afraid to get your hands dirty, you damn pampered little geek.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:03 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    @anon 12:52 There really isn't anything hillbilly about it, but after spending all that time in the sunlight, ones neck must certainly be red...

    You can call yourself a man, but your concept of "manly" is probably no different from a barbaric ape.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:18 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    LMAO It IS Very Hillbilly

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:24 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    looks like the hillbilly has his panties in a bunch.

    also aren't most people who comes to sankaku complex concidered pretty geeky themselves? whats the point of calling others what they already know to be true?

    I personally don't even consider it an insult, I'd be a geek any day over a creepy red neck who gets his rocks off on wrestling dirty fishes.

    thats just childish, give that shit up and play a real mans sport, like chess.

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    Comment by Artefact

    Having seen a US documentary featuring "noodling" in detail I cannot help but conclude that it is the very epitome of what most would consider as "hillbilly."

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    Comment by denn
    13:49 08/04/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Never knew Gollum was manly.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:23 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    He catches fish....with his bare hands!

    How could that not be manly?

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    Comment by Patches
    00:01 09/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Noodling is the name of that method of fishing.

    Comment by GodMan
    11:44 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I guess being manly does not mean you have to be in top shape. Being outdoors and killing nature instead of being cooped up inside a gym

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:11 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Think of it as an application instead of baseless practise.
    You COULD spend your time practising a martial art, following patterns, kicking a bag, or you could be in the streets applying that knowledge to some guy's face.
    Doesn't explain fishing though.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:09 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Learning a new martial art. 500 bucks. Getting arrested for assault and murder. Priceless.

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    Comment by Arya
    12:27 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Maybe they consider it a GentleMANLY hobby. Like tea in Britain, for instance.

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:23 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    GentleMANLY hobby means drinking tea while hunting elephants with a huge-as-hell elephant gun.

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    Comment by Kamina
    12:47 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    Shouldn't "being Kamina" be number 1?

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:54 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    You mean the guy that got his ass saved by Simon most of the time?

    Comment by Anonymous

    You're fucking kidding me right!? How can Kamina NOT be manly?

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:18 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    You mean that annoying manchild who got killed?

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    Comment by Tuor
    06:21 09/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    No, we mean the guy who attacked a gunman with a freaking katana. Kanima may not have been very smart, but he was definitely manly.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:09 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    They probably are refering to commercial open water fishing. Plenty of danger and hard physical labor in that. Don't think they mean drinking bears while you have you pole in the water.

    What I want to know is why in god's name is Plamo on there.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:23 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    No, I think they meant actually going out to see and putting your life in danger to catch fish. Watch Deadliest Catch if you don't know what I mean.

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    Comment by Tuor
    06:19 09/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    That's *not* what they mean. They're talking about fishing as a *hobby*. The Deadliest Catch guys aren't doing that as a hobby.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:40 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ice fishing. Try it and then talk.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:46 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    The dynamite I use for a lure doesn't work as well through the ice.

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:52 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    WTF?! where's computer electronics?!?! where's hardware enthusiast?? Fucking Fucker! FUCK that! Imma gonna go bone my tight 14 yo girl now, thank you very much.

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    Comment by Mizushima 水島
    21:58 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2bNUFdud5E

    (im srry but i couldn't resist

    Comment by Anonymous
    16:59 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I catch sharks barehanded

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:37 09/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Sharks have a week dedicated to me...

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:23 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    you should see the price of japanese fresh water lures, they're insane! especially fly fishing lures.

    as for the question of manlyness, not everyone sits on the shore and gets wasted. fishing is the perfect excuse to pull out the boat and out accelerate jet skis. then watch and laugh as they eventually fly passed, looking really pissed off, cause they just got beat by a boat. the whole experience is very manly.

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    Comment by robobob
    23:11 08/04/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Mabe when thinking of fishing in Japan whales come to mind as well as the fact that it is a vital industry over there. So it´s a honoured tradition in Japan (and other countries which do actually have a coast) and a boring hobby elsewhere.







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