Ishihara: “Quake was a Divine Warning to the Japanese”
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Apr 2, 2011 23:05 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Earthquakes, Old People, Politics, Religion, Tokyo
Tokyo’s 78-year-old governor Shintaro Ishihara is at it again, calling the recent tsunami a “divine warning” whilst his cronies openly fantasise about him becoming the Prime Minister of Japan.
At his latest public address Ishihara refrained from repeating his “divine punishment” theory of earthquake causation, for which he has already been forced into apologising for, instead cunningly restating the same thing with different words:
“I think this earthquake is a ‘divine warning’ to the Japanese people.”
After he finished his speech, the 80-year-old manager for his previous campaign (who apparently sees no problem using his background as a civil servant and cabinet disaster management specialist to intervene in election campaigns) helpfully weighed in:
“I hope he becomes the Prime Minister. Kan won’t go yet though, so he’ll have to serve as Tokyo governor for the meantime.”
In previous statements he insisted age was no barrier to hanging on to political power, saying he saw no problem with an 82-year-old governor or even a 100-year-old PM.
In other news, Ishihara’s recent efforts to get the year’s hanami festivities cancelled have been attracting official censure, with the government’s minister for energy conservation stating that “the use of authority to restrict free and social activity should be kept to an absolute minimum.”
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i hope this will end his career. fucking hypocrite.
Did the Dimona Dozen Murder the Fukushima 50?
http://www.jimstonefreelance.com/fukushima1.html
Ishithara-sensei is right.
The quake was a divine warning about what happens when you vote for fucktards.
somebody should really end that old man's life. Spare us misery and his death may prevent more disasters
He has made his pact with mr. screwtape on the bodies of otakus and old cronies~ So be warned!
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Murder will only make him stronger and more cranky than Ever!!
@chad001
I'd like to see you smuggle a gun in "not-even-cops-are-allowed-guns" Japan.
Shut up you phony "tough guy". Go back to your dark narcissistic hole and continue to stroke your dick. You wouldn't do shit.
Get me a gun and a plane ticket to Japan. I'll do it myself.
And I hope if he actually became the PM candidate, there will direct 'divine warning' for him.
A well said this old fucktard should die
You don't know disastrous situation about candidates of Tokyo governor!
1.Ishihara - 1st and 2nd term were good, but in 3rd(this) term he went crazy. dementia?
2.Higashi - best in this season, probably he or Ishihara will win.
3.Watanabe - President of food corporation.
4.Koike - Communist
～Following are members for comedy～
5.Taniyama - I don't know he want to do.
6.Akasaka - "Smile!" that's he said in his manifesto
7.Hurukawa - "I aim to drive out Chinese and Korean from Japan."
8.Sugita - "Electromagnetic wave is very dangerous, BAN using Compass!"
9.Toyama - you should see this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOuumGX-6uc&feature=related [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOuumGX-6uc&feature=related]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0&feature=related [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0&feature=related]
Rests are too troublesome to explain.
Japan seems to be turning into a stereotype of America.
The problem seems to be that some people mistake Election with Erection.
He has a deep hatred for Handicap people,homosexuals, and possibly Jews what does that tell you a stereotype of another historical figure?
Somebody get rid of this cockmongler all ready. \
"If I get elected...
They will be terrified.
I will be terrified!"
If I were allowed to vote, I'd go with Koike. Yes, communism is a deeply flawed ideology, but at least it favours international cooperation not only between corporations.
To rid an evil, a greater evil is necessary but evil itself shall remain in this vicious cycle.
My country has a famous phrase like this:
"Even if you burn down our country, our people will still fight."
In this case:
"Even if you burn down the whole country, the stupidity remain"
Satan is just letting him do as he wishes, he doesn't want another politician in his realm
Yep, I thought so too. I think this was a warning to people to NOT vote for Ishihara again.
One good thing about old assholes trying to run for office: Pray that they die of natural causes sometime soon. I'm at least glad he's not some young, 20 year old political prodigy..
No, idiot. What I should call "Divine" is when you eventually fall down and die a sudden death after finishing another of your stupid grave-digging speech.
Too bad I think neither God nor Satan would want something so annoying and stupid in their kingdom.
Any time now... Its so close... That day will surely come! The day that Ishithara will die!!!
And when it happens... There will be tears of joy. And a lots celebrations!
So untill that time stay strong people and make his remaining days left so miserable as possible if you can.
how much ya wanna bet otakus will piss all over his grave when the old fart dies? This includes people from America coming over to do the same
wow, what an honor for ishithara to get international piss shower
Asia will lend a hand...or p*nis
my bladder is primed and ready.
Polar will coming too!!
Mexico wants to Join too!!! miar al pendejo...
europe wants to join too!
Canadian piss here, standing by at the ready. Hopefully it'll be before next October. I'll be in Japan anyways.
USA loaded.. 1 shot *piss*, 1 kill *wet grave*! UO RAH!
leave a spot for the boi's down under, AUSTRALIA WANTS A PISS AT THIS!
*busting out the deathnote again*
read the bible. god my love this prick. think of it, how many innocents did god kill because a few pissed him off?
satan on the other hand wouldn't want this prick seeing as all that person did was help people.
What's Divine Punishment to Japan is Tokyo having this asshole as their Governor... what will be a divine and holy gift is the day a Meteor falls onto his head.
"Too bad I think neither God nor Satan would want something so annoying and stupid in their kingdom."
That might be the ony reason hte bastard is still alive.
Since nobody wants him, we'll have to turn to our last resort....
KYUUBEE!
Somebody set up a plan to get Kitsu Chiri attracted to him then when he rejects her she'll kill him and his son and matsuwhoever.
(;_;) that picture is more scary than a photo of him
What exactly does he mean by "divine warning"?
Is it the Shinto gods warning for abusing nature?
Is it Buddha calling people to live modesty?
or is it the Christian God calling people to become Christians?
In an optimistic and sane way, one could say it's telling the people that they shouldn't vote for this kind of idiot again for the future, for he does nothing other than doing bans and being a total 100% douche over a recent disaster.
I still say that the Anime and Manga gods are angry at Ishihara and they caused the earthquake
No... its Allah's warning to infidels...
Warning because Japanese were eat Dolphin
-say one of Green Peace God
or maybe it's Cthulu and the Old ones.
or Yahweh warrning for antisemitism?
or a Ahura Mazda warrning for.. you got the picture.
Thankfully, most people realize that all those things don't exist and just 'go through the motions' of appearing religious to stave off arguments.
well, it can't be Haruhi. Otherwise, he would've spontaneously combusted the moment he talked shit about otaku (and gays, which would, by extension, include bisexuals such as herself).
A warning that says "If you slow down with the production of anime and shit, you will get crushed!"
Shintaro Ishihara: A Face You Can Trust
A Face You Can Thrust
Shintaro Ishihara: A Face You'd
CanLove to BashI don't trust what lurks behind those rosy, sagging, cheeks/jowls
Proof Japan can even make anything appear cute.
Even hypocritical politicians.
Ore no Ishihara ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai
:3
that picture is a reflection of his inside then