Top 10 Reasons You Get Jealous of Your Girlfriend

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Japanese men asked what it is they feel most jealous about their girlfriends getting up to with other males supply an instructive list.

The ranking (with votes cast):

1. She hangs out with a guy without telling you (1922)

2. She gets up to a lot of skinship (1623)

3. The volume of her mails to him (1412)

4. They drop honorifics (1127)

5. She goes to him for advice (1031)

6. They often share the same topics of conversation (661)

7. She praises her male friends (549)

8. She’s cooler than you (539)

9. She’s smarter than you (90)

Fortunately the list runs out of steam there.

Unsurprisingly, it seems activities which are reminiscent of infidelity are the ones which cause the most concern.


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    Avatar of Neonie
    Comment by Neonie
    17:00 25/03/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    "2. She gets up to a lot of skinship"

    Any guy who stays after that is a dumb ass anyway. That's not jealousy, it's reasonablity.

    Avatar of Shima-kun989
    Comment by Shima-kun989
    17:07 25/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "2. She gets off to a lot of skinship"
    fixed
    i dont think that sentence makes sense "up to?"

    Avatar of Dia
    Comment by Dia
    18:17 25/03/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    A lot of skinship. She shouldn't be touching other males...

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:24 25/03/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    females on the other hand....

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:29 25/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    double standards.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Your vicious misogyny is showing, so you think that females should be dumped after their skin touches a person you don't approve of? what you said is repulsive to my ears

    -Samantha

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:14 25/03/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    are you an idiot of course he doesnt mean a bump in the skin. How would you like it if your boyfriend hugs and touches another girl?

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:58 26/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Or a bump in the night >_<

    That would piss me off to no end. Having your girlfriend hug another strange male in fornt of you....??

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:36 26/03/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Retards... Some men get confused with HER family members.
    So if she knows a man BEFORE you and she hugs him by way of greeting she needs to get dumped.
    So if you hug a girl who is currently dating someone else and guy leaves her, is it good for her?
    Apparently its gay to hug another man, hot for women to hug, but she's a slut to hug a man.
    Fuck that double standard shit, grow up and be men for once instead of effeminate fags.

    Alexis

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:50 26/03/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Oh and let me set this straight!
    CALLING OUT UNFAIR IRRATIONAL DOUBLE STANDARDS IS NOT BEING A FEMINIST!!!
    TELLING A MAN HE IS WRONG IS NOT BEING A FEMINIST!!!
    YOU DO NOT KNOW THE WORD OR WHAT A REAL ONE IS!!!
    REAL FEMINISTS WITH RIGHTFUL CAUSES ARE LONG GONE!!!
    MAYBE IF YOU DID HAVE A REAL ONE OR TWO MAYBE SHE WOULD FIGHT FOR FAIRER COURT RULINGS FOR TRULY VICTIMIZED WOMEN!!!
    NOT SOME BITCH WHO STANDS FOR THE RIGHTS OF 2D CUM SACKS OVER REAL WOMEN!!!!!
    Oh and did you ever consider someone stating their love of manga for the purpose of saying "I'm not some brain-dead prick who never seen or read ANY manga in their lives."?
    You people are annoying sometimes.

    Alexis again.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:47 27/03/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    You just disagreed with me! You must be a feminist!

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:14 25/03/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.1)

    yeah thats not what skinship means you dumb whore, its more touchy feely than just brief skin to skin contact

    Comment by Anonymous

    i laughed so hard.

    people on this site are mouth-breathing and stupid.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:53 26/03/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    And where in the world do you get the right to call any woman a "whore"?
    You "men" have no respect for ANYONE.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:28 27/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Keyboard warriors ftw

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:20 25/03/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Wow, throwing a bitch fit already?

    Avatar of Powerpuff Loli
    Comment by Powerpuff Loli
    17:20 25/03/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Ears, huh?

    Oh well, I hope you don't mind the next time your boyfriend "playfully" dry-humps his ex-girlfriend (the one "he's just friends with now") at the next party you two attend.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:39 25/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Your eyes you dumb bitch. Your EYES. Reading something doesn't hurt your fucking ears.
    Or does it?

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    Comment by Minako
    22:07 25/03/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Did your period strike worse than usual, Samantha, or did you just have a bad day...?

    Look up "skinship" online if you don't know what it means and what it implies (and you obviously don't).

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:23 25/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    wow samantha. just.WOW. stop victimizing yourself u feminists, don't be do self-conceited. if feminist is really the promotion of equality, just call it, i dunno... equalism?

    p.s. have fun being dumb.

    Comment by Anonymous

    FUCK YOU!!!
    NOT EVERY WOMAN IS THE "OH SO SCARY FEMINIST" THAT TAKES YOUR LOLI AWAY!!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:09 27/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    They scream a lot though.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:39 26/03/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    "Samantha" uses "Troll".
    It's very effective!

    Avatar of Shima-kun989
    Comment by Shima-kun989
    17:10 25/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    i get a lot of 1,2,5,6,7 at work, but i don't feel any intentions there, or rather it's annoying, especially when they start punching me :<

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:11 25/03/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    could't exist?, my girlfriend kick my ass on every videogame XD.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:15 25/03/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    8 & 9.

    This is a list of jealousy when your girlfriend is with another guy right? If the 'he' suddenly becomes a 'she' then all is well.
    If those were aimed at your girlfriend, then at least be proud you have a smart and cool girlfriend.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Agreed. Dropping the competition of a possible guy and finding out that it is actually a girl would be awesome. You'd be the target of envy of others then.

    Of course, that kind of scenario would be pretty rare in society unless you were some guy with the strongest pheromones around.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:19 25/03/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    +1, especially to the impossible scenario.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:28 26/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    BI-sexuals exist

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:36 26/03/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    No they don't. Bi-sexual is just another word for greedy or confused.

    Avatar of Metalloid
    Comment by Metalloid

    So I've been confused for the past 5 years? Fuck you.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:14 26/03/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Yes, you've been confused. AND greedy. Oh, and I forgot desperate. rofl

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:18 26/03/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Sorry to hear you've been confused for 5 years already. Maybe it's time to look for help?

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:52 26/03/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Greedy and confused. So I have to want chocolate or vanilla, I can't want a swirl? Fuck you assholes.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:22 26/03/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    No you can't have swirl you fool! PICK ONE! Or get mint chocolate chip! *RAGES*

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:54 26/03/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    no fuck you

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:37 26/03/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Unless she turns lezbo and dumps your sorry ass for a women lmao that be an embarrassing turn of events

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:23 25/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    maybe jealousy has a wider meaning in Japanese than in English I guess. It's a Japanese survey after all.

    Avatar of Powerpuff Loli
    Comment by Powerpuff Loli
    17:51 25/03/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    The word "jealousy" can also be interpreted as "envy".

    Avatar of Dia
    Comment by Dia
    18:15 25/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    嫉妬 in the original article is translated by rikaichan as "jealousy, envy".

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:16 26/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    so it would seem I don't think I would actually care :)

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:20 25/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    4. They drop honorifics (1127)

    LOL, in Japan calling a different gender with name rather than surname does mean something.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:51 25/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Do you even know what an honorific is? Way to fail Japanese 101 weeaboo.

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:04 25/03/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Yep. The guy should not comment on it if he does not know.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:01 26/03/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Why is an issue with people SHE knows possibly from childhood?

    Avatar of Dia
    Comment by Dia
    18:13 25/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm more surprised by "the volume of mail". Truly an electronic society.

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    Comment by shoranhimura
    21:50 25/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    In a country where they are addicted to cellphones and its resources (and never let go of the damn thing), its not a big surprise but i Do feel that it could imply something more serious than just friendship >.<

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:21 25/03/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I would probably be indifferent about it unless she really started to pay attention to someone else.

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:22 25/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    What about she has sex with him

    Comment by Anonymous
    17:55 25/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    'spose thats "skinship"

    darn kids...

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:26 25/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    two syllables... did not comprehend :'D well done @17:22






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