Finally A Contract You Can Afford – The $5 QB Itasha
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Mar 4, 2011 01:17 JST
- Tags: Cars, Itasha, Mahou Shoujo, Otaku, Puella Magi Madoka Magica
QB “fans” will be delighted to see that the lovable akuma is finally offering a contract of a more affordable nature, in this case the opportunity to become the owner of a QB-mobile in exchange for a transformation costing some ¥400.
Be warned however – the reaction from thread denizens was ominous for the safety of the car at best:
“I so want to bash in that bonnet!”
“The worst way possible to spend $5.”
“You’ve nobody to blame but yourself if someone rear-ends you!”
“Where I work they have this:”
“Try lowering the eyes a bit…”
“Like this?”
“Gross!”
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*Opens wallet* Take my money!
Where do you get this and for how much?!
Go in paint and make those eyes. Then glue it onto whatever car you want.
they everywhere!
*scare*
Toyota; going forward, even if you don't want to.
It suits the looks of Kyuubey.
I want that fridge
I have a horrible vision of this car speeding towards me, with Kyuubee standing at the wheel...
/doesnt get what all kyubei references are about cause i dont watch the show
maybe i should
You should.
It proves a show can be great without fanservice.
Yep, you should.
Now know which car company is the troll company.
car:want a ride? i can help with that! just mak--
me: *go for a walk*
fridge: eating at work? are you sure you're prepared to pay the pr--
me:*start a diet*
Someone needs to make a lunchbox with rice shaped like QB.
They did. It was trashed in no time.
And on the 3rd time he drove his car.... (?)
Take eyes.
Paste on enemy's car.
???
PROFIT
Imagine Kyuubey is driving it's Kyuubey Mobile chasing after you if you do not want to make contract with it.
"Please don't go. I'll follow you until you make a contract with me"
I bet the seatbelts will be so damn tight. So when you crash it ensures your head flies forward first
Sad for the guy who drove this. Everyone's gonna buy guns and go drive-by on his head
They'll do the drive by with QB M4s.
Do I get magical girl driving costume?
Yes, but only to use when you're working on the engine and the plate fall down on you.
The soul gem will take the form of a car, so when you ccrash it will hurt like holyshit
the fridge is awesome.
Yes, all it needs is the accompanying Mami sticker :3
only works with white $object
XD
Riding Kyuubee?
An omen of death if I ever saw one...
I'LL TAKE IT
Not for use around "Paranoid Androids". :)
Lol first pic is like an ugly bunny.
... It looks disturbing. ('_')
They don't look right at all.
◕ ‿‿ ◕ Now if any of you want a proper one...
Yeah I prefer Picachu car!
Pikachu*............
I still remember that damn pikachu Beetle I saw in a Nintendo Power magazine.
Now Imagine QB car rushing towards you! It'd be the last thing you see before you die MORNING LESCUE!! OH YEAH!
Are those magnets? And more: WHERE CAN WE GET THEM?
Kyubey Lescue!
http://twitpic.com/426mrd
QB looks like a marshmallow.. a bloodcurdling marshmallow. They should market that.
I have no qualms eating QB whatsoever, he might even make a good chocolate fountain dip treat.
So when it's not some moe moe chick or Miku they don't like it?
Whatever, I think the car is really adorable and I would so buy one.
Oooh!! I get it! That was how Mami made her pact, wasn't it!?
It just hit me that QB was the cause of Mami's accident in the first place.
If you watched the 9th episode you'd realize he probably didn't. He has a blue and orange morality incredibly removed from human standards, but seeing as Mami didn't even become a griefseed or seem to have huge potential, he wouldn't have gone out of his way to cause misfortune. Also it seems as if instead of outright lying, he witholds information. Maybe its his species way of consolidating their principles with human values.
If your looking for some cheap evil you can now get it for only $5
Lets Make a Contract
The positioning on the engine bonnet looked the best in my opinion. At the rear, it looked a bit too busy-looking with the tail lights and license plate. Still, what an easy, cheap, and surprisingly effective Itasha mod! Nice.
The refridgerator is hilarious! It strangely reminds me of Shake from ATHF.
Creepily cute...but I'll still get it ◕ ‿‿ ◕
QB is everywhere ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
I think QB became more popular than Pikachu
Put it on the toilet, maybe?=3
$5? ಠ_ಠ
And your soul of course.
I totally lawled at the ref especially when he lowered the eyes
Not even having seen the show, I want it.
It looks like they just printed it out on some glossy paper and taped it to the car...
But it WOULD be pretty easy to make a QB itasha! That would be kind of cool. The only strike against it is that his awesome creepy face is 100x overused lately...