Finally A Contract You Can Afford – The $5 QB Itasha
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Mar 4, 2011 01:17 JST
- Tags: Cars, Itasha, Mahou Shoujo, Otaku, Puella Magi Madoka Magica
QB “fans” will be delighted to see that the lovable akuma is finally offering a contract of a more affordable nature, in this case the opportunity to become the owner of a QB-mobile in exchange for a transformation costing some ¥400.
Be warned however – the reaction from thread denizens was ominous for the safety of the car at best:
“I so want to bash in that bonnet!”
“The worst way possible to spend $5.”
“You’ve nobody to blame but yourself if someone rear-ends you!”
“Where I work they have this:”
“Try lowering the eyes a bit…”
“Like this?”
“Gross!”
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Lol first pic is like an ugly bunny.
... It looks disturbing. ('_')
They don't look right at all.
◕ ‿‿ ◕ Now if any of you want a proper one...
Now Imagine QB car rushing towards you! It'd be the last thing you see before you die MORNING LESCUE!! OH YEAH!
Are those magnets? And more: WHERE CAN WE GET THEM?
Kyubey Lescue!
http://twitpic.com/426mrd
Yeah I prefer Picachu car!
Pikachu*............
I still remember that damn pikachu Beetle I saw in a Nintendo Power magazine.
car:want a ride? i can help with that! just mak--
me: *go for a walk*
fridge: eating at work? are you sure you're prepared to pay the pr--
me:*start a diet*
And on the 3rd time he drove his car.... (?)
Someone needs to make a lunchbox with rice shaped like QB.
They did. It was trashed in no time.
Oooh!! I get it! That was how Mami made her pact, wasn't it!?
It just hit me that QB was the cause of Mami's accident in the first place.
If you watched the 9th episode you'd realize he probably didn't. He has a blue and orange morality incredibly removed from human standards, but seeing as Mami didn't even become a griefseed or seem to have huge potential, he wouldn't have gone out of his way to cause misfortune. Also it seems as if instead of outright lying, he witholds information. Maybe its his species way of consolidating their principles with human values.
Now that's what I call an Auto-Moe-Bile
It looks like they just printed it out on some glossy paper and taped it to the car...
But it WOULD be pretty easy to make a QB itasha! That would be kind of cool. The only strike against it is that his awesome creepy face is 100x overused lately...
$5? ಠ_ಠ
And your soul of course.
I totally lawled at the ref especially when he lowered the eyes
I'd prefer a Charlotte ita :3
Not even having seen the show, I want it.
Just finished episode 3 :(
Why the hate against QB? There's FAR more annoying anime animal side kicks.
Also, I MUST have the OST for this. Fucking amazing BGM.
lol, you'll see. Keep watching. :)
soooo cute :D
The fridge pics made me lol. xD
I'd buy that...only to nuke it lol
Good idea! It IS a Toyota after all. And just like Kyubey, it would ultimately lead to putting your life on the line. lol!
The most Awesome Itasha evah!!!
"The worst way possible to spend $5."
Straight up.
Put it on the toilet, maybe?=3
I want the fridge
◕ ‿‿ ◕
Fuck, I'd totally do this if my car wasn't blue D:
Putting Kyuubee eyes on a car would be like painting "Free Candy!!!" on the side of a van. I hope parents are teaching their lolis to run as fast and far away as possible from stuff like that :p
Creepily cute...but I'll still get it ◕ ‿‿ ◕
I bet the seatbelts will be so damn tight. So when you crash it ensures your head flies forward first
Imagine Kyuubey is driving it's Kyuubey Mobile chasing after you if you do not want to make contract with it.
"Please don't go. I'll follow you until you make a contract with me"
Sad for the guy who drove this. Everyone's gonna buy guns and go drive-by on his head
They'll do the drive by with QB M4s.
Do I get magical girl driving costume?
Yes, but only to use when you're working on the engine and the plate fall down on you.
the fridge is awesome.
Yes, all it needs is the accompanying Mami sticker :3
The soul gem will take the form of a car, so when you ccrash it will hurt like holyshit
Take eyes.
Paste on enemy's car.
???
PROFIT
Now know which car company is the troll company.
Toyota; going forward, even if you don't want to.
It suits the looks of Kyuubey.
*Opens wallet* Take my money!
Where do you get this and for how much?!
Go in paint and make those eyes. Then glue it onto whatever car you want.
they everywhere!
*scare*
I want that fridge
I have a horrible vision of this car speeding towards me, with Kyuubee standing at the wheel...