Japanese men asked what it is they most fear their girlfriend or spouse knowing about them can all agree on one thing – partners and porn folders do not mix.
1. What’s on your PC
2. The size of your bank balance
3. What’s on your DVR
4. What your ideal woman is like
5. How dirty your room is
6. What you get up to on your SNS/blog
7. What your most excessive habits are
8. That you’re still in contact with your ex
9. That there are other women who like you
10. What you get up to at drinking parties
Just what it is men are so intent on hiding on their PCs is not hard to imagine.
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1. What's on your PC.
"Please have a seat."
Yeah, I like 11 or so year olds and child pornography too! ;3
Yeah, I like 11 year old tits and child pornography too ;3
Who doesn't? err... I mean, you're sick!
lol good one :D
WIN.
Sounds about right... all I can say is I am in deep appreciation to the computer industry for its ability to increase the size of hard drives so fast. Come on, solid state! Get cheaper already!!
Not only we need more space for our "things" we also need to get to them faster!
sure you didnt mwant to write: top ten things sancom users dont want humanity to see. O.o
1. I look at hentai pics openly with her or any of my family in the room, so what do I care?
2. She get's paid a bit more than I do, and we're both aware of this.
3. I don't record anything. I watch all my shows LIVE baby!
4. I'm an extremely perverted individual, I don't really have an "ideal" woman per se.
5. The only thing messy in my room is on top of my dresser.
6. Blogging? What is this mysterious thing?
7. I bite my nails like they're a god damned meal, and I itch all over my body. Those count as habits?
8. Ex? What is this mysterious thing?
9. Other women who like ME? I'm lucky I have even ONE :V.
10. I don't drink, and I only go to parties and shit with HER.
Silly list.
8: maybe Deus Ex Machina ? :/
No no no he clearly meant ex rumia...
hahaha you're the biggest loser ever
"4. What your ideal woman is like"
That's a total punch to the face if a busty gf finds out that you actually like/prefer DFC girls.
Lolis also account in.
It's the most depressing thing ever. Why date cowtits when you want some DFC? <3
Personality perhaps, happens the other way around so why not this way?
"The worth of a woman isn't her bra size" cuts both ways.
Unfortunately ppl here in the usa frown on having sex with flat chested children. Doesn't mean u have to stop doing it though! :)
Well, last I checked, in Australia having sex with a woman who happened to have an A cup was treated like doing it with a child, so people can be this stupid.
Your statement makes it sound like it's okay to have sex with children who happen to be "early bloomers". :P
Also, flat-chested =/= child. If it does, then I must be like eleven years old or something. lol oops.
Can't tell if serious... But really though, you're the kind of moron who makes the US look bad. "Flat chested children"? Really? So because they have an A or a B cup, they're automatically a child? Way to fail. :D!!
inb4 gold-diggers comments,
I'd like to believe you don't need to hide your porn from your spouse, since you know they're supposed to accept you for who you are.
Some of what's on my PC I'd rather hide from myself, let alone anyone else.
I wouldn't care about the rest of the list though.
In the deepest dungeons of directories, where folders that have never seen the light of desktop nor been known to other users, lies a hoard of files, so great, so delicious, so dangerous, that those very files hide themselves after fragmenting blocks of other files and fake folder traps around them, making dungeon hunting all the more dangerous.
Happy hunting, Megi.
Whoa there Megi, get back to Desktop Town now.
You're absorbing way too much grief and I think I can hear Kyuubee at the corner-
NO, don't look back. Don't even think of him. His eyes will put you in a trance, making you believe you're a masou shoujo. Just keep walking and use an escape rope.
I fear that which dwells in the darkness...that which the human mind cannot comprehend...
You know she/he is a keeper when you share the 4chan folder and they come better after looking through it all.
what the char in your avatar ?(looks somehow familiar)
@Anon20.15 Akihisa Yoshii, Baka to Test OVA
no subs (yet) if you're searching
Well, that. Or just keep it all on an external.
They have 64Gb flash drives now. Two or three of those should do it for most people.
I on the other hand have a 1TB external. But I keep full anime and tv series on it, movies, PS1 & Dreamcast games, books, music, etc. My actual erotic collection is only about 60Gbs, and mostly doujin rather than h-manga.
Ah, finally... Yoshii-kun is freed from QB's soul contract..
@Maidniac Doesn't my new hair look gorgeous?
Yaku.... atleast if i ever get a fiancee i would hide my pc physically behind a barricaded door. Futa, loli, gender bender. Any woman would look at it in disgust.
Don't forget tentacle and traps too........
You just need to find a girl who's into your same hobbies and at least wouldn't mind all those. It's hard but they exist.
I lol.
exactly! If i found my bf's hentai on the pc i'd so get a usb and take it home!
Ehhhhh. Not any woman. Dude, I know straight girls who have more porn (and of this sort of type) than most of the guys I know.
There are women out there who don't mind that sorta stuff. You just gotta find her ^_~
like finding a grain of salt o the beach ? :/
You'd be surprised how many women actually exist with some sort of porn stashed somewhere, either digital or physical copies.
Just a reminder that does include yaoi; at least for me it's porn because, well it's freaking 2D gay porn.
Not my wife. But then, that's how we met!
I don't understand when girlfriends/wives flip about about their boyfriends/husbands having porn on their computers. It's really not a big deal, unless he actually prefers his porn over his girlfriend/wife. My husband and I have our own porn collection folders, and we share them occasionally to make sure neither one of us is missing out on anything good. :P
Well not everyone is like you, or is required to be like you. Some people don't like porn in their relationships and that's fine. If people would just find partners who accepted their choices in either situation we wouldn't have stupid answers on lists like this.
I'm not saying everyone is like me or has to be like me. I was just sharing my own situation. Also, I may not understand why some people are so uncomfortable with porn in their relationships, but I didn't mean it as an attack on anyone.
Fail trollnon is fail...
A girlfriend or wife who'd truly accept you for who you are, even if part of you likes to enjoy seeing animated women getting humiliated and fucked in the ass all the way through their tracheas(anything from Teruaki Murakami)?
What perfect world are you living in?
wait...so if i turned out to be a jealous, possessive, stalking maniac with guro fetish, it's alright?
no problem! as long as you don't have guro on your PC, you can go ahead and raep lolis all you want, since it's not in the list.
And as long as it's not 2D, it's awwwwright; amirite, Japanese politicians?
As long as Ishihara Isn't on the PC your A Ok