Japanese men asked what it is they most fear their girlfriend or spouse knowing about them can all agree on one thing – partners and porn folders do not mix.
1. What’s on your PC
2. The size of your bank balance
3. What’s on your DVR
4. What your ideal woman is like
5. How dirty your room is
6. What you get up to on your SNS/blog
7. What your most excessive habits are
8. That you’re still in contact with your ex
9. That there are other women who like you
10. What you get up to at drinking parties
Just what it is men are so intent on hiding on their PCs is not hard to imagine.
Compare to what it is Japanese women are most concerned about finding their boyfriend in possession of…
How is it that the list misses one of the most important, “That you fap to japanese cartoons.”? O.o
What’s on your PC?
wow im really amaze 🙂
Men should be proud of #9, not try to hide it. If they’re not actually fooling around with the other women, it will only make their partner want them more.
Of course, if they ARE fooling around, they should beware of nice boats.
1. I’m a Porn Star, Honey.
2. My cock makes those under 10″ jealous.
3. My daily workout routine involes a fluffer.
4. Lights, Camera, Fap Fap Fap, Splurge.
5. Who’s Next for DP
6. I can’t remember the last women I didn’t screw.
7. The only ring I know is around a condom’s edge.
8. If she can speak, she can suck.
9. Did I meet you on the porn set, honey?
10. Dial 1-800 Mix-Alot and spin those nasty thoughts.
1)I’d see the hard drive wiped, pulverized, ground up into a fine snortable powder and the powder cast into a star in the deepest region of space and see that the star is reduced to a singularity before I let that happen! There’s no such thing as overkill!
2)LOCK & KEY. ALWAYS.
3)Good point. I’m glad I don’t have one =D
4)You mean it’s not the girlfriend?
5)Don’t see why that matters. OK, I can understand if it was a total pigsty but does it matter if things are a little unorganized, which is often my case?
6)Doesn’t need to know.
7)It’s best to work on those in secret.
8)She doesn’t need to know that.
9)Again, she doesn’t need to know that!
10)Getting drunk, passing out and possibly vomiting. Normal stuff.