Top 10 Things You Don’t Want Your Girlfriend To Know About

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Japanese men asked what it is they most fear their girlfriend or spouse knowing about them can all agree on one thing – partners and porn folders do not mix.

The ranking:

1. What’s on your PC

2. The size of your bank balance

3. What’s on your DVR

4. What your ideal woman is like

5. How dirty your room is

6. What you get up to on your SNS/blog

7. What your most excessive habits are

8. That you’re still in contact with your ex

9. That there are other women who like you

10. What you get up to at drinking parties

Just what it is men are so intent on hiding on their PCs is not hard to imagine.

Compare to what it is Japanese women are most concerned about finding their boyfriend in possession of


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    Avatar of Megidola
    Comment by Megidola
    08:51 28/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    #1 Your Dakimakura

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    Comment by Patches
    11:31 28/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Yeah, nothing says," I love you," better than a Hideyoshi dakimakura. It is accepted by society.

    Avatar of Dia
    Comment by Dia
    09:07 28/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Top 10 Things Sancom Users Don't Want The FBI to Know About

    1. What's on your PC.

    Avatar of Holy One
    Comment by Holy One
    15:42 28/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    "Please have a seat."

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:04 01/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, I like 11 or so year olds and child pornography too! ;3

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:08 01/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Yeah, I like 11 year old tits and child pornography too ;3

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:20 06/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Who doesn't? err... I mean, you're sick!

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:53 28/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    lol good one :D

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    Comment by Jennifer Darknight
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    Comment by HouseLife
    14:34 28/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Sounds about right... all I can say is I am in deep appreciation to the computer industry for its ability to increase the size of hard drives so fast. Come on, solid state! Get cheaper already!!

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:30 28/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Not only we need more space for our "things" we also need to get to them faster!

    Comment by Anonymous

    sure you didnt mwant to write: top ten things sancom users dont want humanity to see. O.o

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    Comment by CaptainFawful
    08:06 28/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    1. I look at hentai pics openly with her or any of my family in the room, so what do I care?

    2. She get's paid a bit more than I do, and we're both aware of this.

    3. I don't record anything. I watch all my shows LIVE baby!

    4. I'm an extremely perverted individual, I don't really have an "ideal" woman per se.

    5. The only thing messy in my room is on top of my dresser.

    6. Blogging? What is this mysterious thing?

    7. I bite my nails like they're a god damned meal, and I itch all over my body. Those count as habits?

    8. Ex? What is this mysterious thing?

    9. Other women who like ME? I'm lucky I have even ONE :V.

    10. I don't drink, and I only go to parties and shit with HER.

    Silly list.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:08 28/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    8: maybe Deus Ex Machina ? :/

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:26 01/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    No no no he clearly meant ex rumia...

    Comment by Anonymous

    hahaha you're the biggest loser ever

    Avatar of Shizu's Waki Obsessor: MaidNiac
    10:02 28/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    "4. What your ideal woman is like"

    That's a total punch to the face if a busty gf finds out that you actually like/prefer DFC girls.

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    Comment by Taniguchi
    12:50 28/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Lolis also account in.

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:05 28/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    It's the most depressing thing ever. Why date cowtits when you want some DFC? <3

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    Comment by yuriphoria
    19:55 28/02/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Personality perhaps, happens the other way around so why not this way?

    "The worth of a woman isn't her bra size" cuts both ways.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:14 01/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Unfortunately ppl here in the usa frown on having sex with flat chested children. Doesn't mean u have to stop doing it though! :)

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    Comment by Kazeto
    03:49 02/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, last I checked, in Australia having sex with a woman who happened to have an A cup was treated like doing it with a child, so people can be this stupid.

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    Comment by patamon
    12:49 01/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Your statement makes it sound like it's okay to have sex with children who happen to be "early bloomers". :P

    Also, flat-chested =/= child. If it does, then I must be like eleven years old or something. lol oops.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:30 01/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Can't tell if serious... But really though, you're the kind of moron who makes the US look bad. "Flat chested children"? Really? So because they have an A or a B cup, they're automatically a child? Way to fail. :D!!

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    Comment by yaku
    08:18 28/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    inb4 gold-diggers comments,

    I'd like to believe you don't need to hide your porn from your spouse, since you know they're supposed to accept you for who you are.

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    Comment by Megidola
    08:31 28/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Some of what's on my PC I'd rather hide from myself, let alone anyone else.

    I wouldn't care about the rest of the list though.

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    11:16 28/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    In the deepest dungeons of directories, where folders that have never seen the light of desktop nor been known to other users, lies a hoard of files, so great, so delicious, so dangerous, that those very files hide themselves after fragmenting blocks of other files and fake folder traps around them, making dungeon hunting all the more dangerous.

    Happy hunting, Megi.

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    12:44 28/02/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Whoa there Megi, get back to Desktop Town now.
    You're absorbing way too much grief and I think I can hear Kyuubee at the corner-

    NO, don't look back. Don't even think of him. His eyes will put you in a trance, making you believe you're a masou shoujo. Just keep walking and use an escape rope.

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    Comment by Megidola
    11:45 28/02/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    I fear that which dwells in the darkness...that which the human mind cannot comprehend...

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:00 28/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    You know she/he is a keeper when you share the 4chan folder and they come better after looking through it all.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:15 28/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    what the char in your avatar ?(looks somehow familiar)

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    23:30 28/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Anon20.15 Akihisa Yoshii, Baka to Test OVA
    no subs (yet) if you're searching

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    Comment by Erranty
    13:29 28/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Well, that. Or just keep it all on an external.
    They have 64Gb flash drives now. Two or three of those should do it for most people.

    I on the other hand have a 1TB external. But I keep full anime and tv series on it, movies, PS1 & Dreamcast games, books, music, etc. My actual erotic collection is only about 60Gbs, and mostly doujin rather than h-manga.

    Avatar of Shizu's Waki Obsessor: MaidNiac
    16:33 28/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ah, finally... Yoshii-kun is freed from QB's soul contract..

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    17:00 28/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    @Maidniac Doesn't my new hair look gorgeous?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:24 28/02/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    Yaku.... atleast if i ever get a fiancee i would hide my pc physically behind a barricaded door. Futa, loli, gender bender. Any woman would look at it in disgust.

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    Comment by bluecarrot
    10:14 28/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Don't forget tentacle and traps too........

    Avatar of yaku
    Comment by yaku
    10:24 28/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    You just need to find a girl who's into your same hobbies and at least wouldn't mind all those. It's hard but they exist.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:23 28/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I lol.

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:08 28/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    exactly! If i found my bf's hentai on the pc i'd so get a usb and take it home!

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    Comment by Jennifer Darknight
    13:09 28/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ehhhhh. Not any woman. Dude, I know straight girls who have more porn (and of this sort of type) than most of the guys I know.

    There are women out there who don't mind that sorta stuff. You just gotta find her ^_~

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:12 28/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    like finding a grain of salt o the beach ? :/

    Avatar of yaku
    Comment by yaku
    14:15 01/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    You'd be surprised how many women actually exist with some sort of porn stashed somewhere, either digital or physical copies.

    Just a reminder that does include yaoi; at least for me it's porn because, well it's freaking 2D gay porn.

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:01 28/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Not my wife. But then, that's how we met!

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    Comment by patamon
    21:46 28/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I don't understand when girlfriends/wives flip about about their boyfriends/husbands having porn on their computers. It's really not a big deal, unless he actually prefers his porn over his girlfriend/wife. My husband and I have our own porn collection folders, and we share them occasionally to make sure neither one of us is missing out on anything good. :P

    Comment by Anonymous

    Well not everyone is like you, or is required to be like you. Some people don't like porn in their relationships and that's fine. If people would just find partners who accepted their choices in either situation we wouldn't have stupid answers on lists like this.

    Avatar of patamon
    Comment by patamon
    12:45 01/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm not saying everyone is like me or has to be like me. I was just sharing my own situation. Also, I may not understand why some people are so uncomfortable with porn in their relationships, but I didn't mean it as an attack on anyone.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:25 01/03/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Fail trollnon is fail...

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:05 28/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    A girlfriend or wife who'd truly accept you for who you are, even if part of you likes to enjoy seeing animated women getting humiliated and fucked in the ass all the way through their tracheas(anything from Teruaki Murakami)?

    What perfect world are you living in?

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    Comment by RaspberryKisses
    08:02 28/02/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    wait...so if i turned out to be a jealous, possessive, stalking maniac with guro fetish, it's alright?

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    Comment by awesome
    08:10 28/02/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    no problem! as long as you don't have guro on your PC, you can go ahead and raep lolis all you want, since it's not in the list.

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    Comment by yaku
    08:18 28/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    And as long as it's not 2D, it's awwwwright; amirite, Japanese politicians?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:48 28/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    As long as Ishihara Isn't on the PC your A Ok






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