QB Conquers Akihabara…
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Feb 24, 2011 09:01 JST
- Tags: Akihabara, Image Gallery, Mahou Shoujo, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Shopping
Lovable yet extremely unpopular akuma QB has been spotted throughout Akihabara slyly trying to coax hapless patrons into contracts of all kinds.
Some of the scenes in Akiba – virtually all of which have QB persistently beseeching passersby to enter into a contract:
“Soul jem.”
“Photography OK!
*In exchange for a contract”
“Keiyaku!!”
“Will you make a contract with me? Or have a cut?”
QB has apparently been making as much progress in the rest of Japan:
“Make a contract with me and become a mahou shoujo!”
“OK” “YES”
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This is... frightening :-O
He won't fool me!!!
Very frightening!
OH NO !
THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR !
QB YOU SON OF A BI-
The. Computers. Have. EYES
And those eyes see you soul.....
Really, marketing "hate" is the best idea ever!
Tread lightly Yoshii-kun it's watching, waiting and can smell your fear.
Well, I did wish I was a girl-
WISH GRANTED
-girl at heart.
FFFUUUUUUU
lol they take it seriously :D.
Everwhere QB! Everwhere.
Kyubey: "I'm in your computers, killing your Magical Girls." ◕‿‿◕
Face of
the devila legit salesman.I'm sold.
Be careful he might come knocking on your door selling contracts and dressed like pic 11
When he shows up...
CONTRACT BREAKER!!!
Akihabara: an IRL imageboard.
Better start reading those Terms and Conditions agreements more carefully.
QB: Buy a computer from me and you become a mahou shoujo
Goes to buy a computer from QB, Homura barges in and gave you a free computer instead.
Homura: that won't be necessary
Homura is giving out laptops then?
And then QB pops up and say:
"But you'll get this awesome costume if you get this laptop."
And then his contracts grow legion.
I think instead she'd be standing outside the store and warning people...
"Do you believe your life is precious?
Do you believe your family and friends are important to you?
If so, then don't even think about buying this laptop. If you do, you'll lose everything."
Hey lets not forget the tentacle invader by the name of Ika Musume from the fight.
Looks like QB is going to be Hatsune Miku's first rival in world domination. QB is starting a world conquest of his own.
You mean "buy a computer from me, and become a ZOMBIE mahou shoujo" right?
Kore wa Masou Shoujo desu ka?
it is not zombie, it is Lich
/^◕‿‿◕^\
A mahou shoujou zombie married to a vampire clan girl ^_^ that sounds like a worthy deal
Korewa Zombie desu ka ?
Be-careful of fine printed text in contract.
"Kyuubee = Mephistopheles" Theory:
http://wiki.puella-magi.net/images/4/4f/Madoka_speculation.png
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yea I knew it...its wayy too cute and attractive to be innocent and harmless and lets not forget....conntract fo magic c'mon people hes comming for your SOUL... ehh some people are going "so what its just my soul in exchange for power"...i just have this to say when you sign it are you REALLY getting powers or are they false lies just to begin with?
Nah, you're most likely fucked either way.
Wanna fight in court against obscenely large companies like Microsoft and Apple? No chance in hell you'll win!
LMAO on those mami flash drives...
It's a really interesting one. I wouldn't mind having one.
1. Kill Mahou Shoujo
2. Create new USB-Stick
3. ????
4. PROFIT!!
it's brilliant
i'll take 20
This is bloody awesome
"Chidamari Sketch" indeed...
Gen Urobuchi sure love to read your comment..
What the fuck
i heard a man named "ishihara" wou;d like to sign your contract.
*Pictures Ishihara in Mahou shoujo costume* .... *gets brain tumor*
Masou Shoujo!
LOL!! Mahou Governor Ishihara Magica! I would love to see his head ripped off!!
QB would go good with cell phone advertisements
"Make a contract with me and you get *list of services here*"
QB should be AT&T's spokes critter.
God, I love Japan! You made my day again :D Lol'd at 49-50(^_^)
haha Love the USB-key.
After the game "Zombies ate my neighbours", we'll see "QB ate Mami-san" \o/
OH GOD, IT'S INFECTED WITH CUTE ALIEN VIRUSES!! EVERYONE, TAKE COVER!!
QB is his related to Queens Blade?
Wow... They really make Mami's death into a running joke. I don't know if I should be crying or feeling peaceful given that I like her (aside Sayaka) the most..
man you sure know how to pick em.
That's unfortunate for you, 'cause Sayaka's wish amounted to rewarding that kid for acting like a spoiled brat, and given the series' treatment of Mami after she acted like an idiot, Sayaka probably doesn't have the best future in store.