“Help! My Husband’s a Precure Fan, I Married a Dirty Lolicon!”
- Categories: Anime, News
- Date: Feb 23, 2011 14:46 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Lolicon, Mahou Shoujo, Marriage, Otaku, Precure, Relationships
A wife disgusted after finding out her husband is a creepy Precure fan begs random strangers for help in coming to grips with the fact she is stuck with a horrible lolicon for a husband.
The initial query made by a concerned wife on Yahoo! Japan’s “Knowledge Bag” (Yahoo! Answers):
“My husband is secretly recording Precure in his room… it’s so gross I’m in my room crying!
He doesn’t seem to realise I know yet and still tells me he loves me, but I can’t help but think he prefers little girls to me and is some kind of lolicon! How can I recover from this…
About him: he’s 26 and admits to liking Kamen Rider and American comics. I’m really shocked, I thought he had no hobbies.”
The “best answer”:
“What does it matter what interest your husband has if it isn’t causing bother to you?
My friend’s husband is in his late forties and is a huge Kamen rider fan – he spent $500 on a henshin belt. We all found that pretty cute!
Another friend’s husband is a huge Pokemon fan and still buys Pokemon games and goods.
I know another who is a shoujo manga otaku – it seems Precure has lots of cute girls and is popular with anime otaku.
He’s probably not even a lolicon, he probably just loves 2D girls in a pure sort of way.
However old they are, men are still boys at heart. That’s just how they are, although of course there are those who aren’t, but let’s forgive them their hobbies!
Would you rather a husband obsessed with fishing who went off with his pals each and every weekend to catch fish? He’d live for fishing, not for you.
If it’s not getting in the way of family life, you should leave it at that.
By the way, I’m a “Harlequin” [a popular publisher of romance novels] otaku myself, and at first I hid that from my husband, but now I just read them openly.
It doesn’t bother anyone and I’ve no intention of giving it up.”
For once, it seems a happy ending may be in the offing – the original complainant responds:
“Everyone, thanks for your answers!
I watched Heart Catch with my husband, and I’m hooked…
Erika is cute!”
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I like the men are boys at heart.... I plan to be an old man still liking my current hobbies at that old age. may have more hobbies.
My favorite saying is "We do not stop playing games because we grow old...We grow old because we stop playing games.".
Kudos, to you my friend. We only become that when we stop being who we are really.
I hope that bastard ishihara would lighten up and give up all this nonesense before he destroys something precious
Anon 20:57, you are wise. Very, very wise.
Hahaha There is a God! XD
But no seriously I'm glad some people would rather think first before they decide to point and laugh
You sir, have made me cry TT_TT
that was awesome
Suitable avatar.
But indeed I believe I might steal that saying of course I'll give credit "Once upon a time a wise anon said..."
Or perhaps it is even simpler than that. "We may grow older, but our gamer souls are forever."
I love that quote Anon.
All in all it was a happy ending...
(don't know why women beat up so much when they find out good men like anime =/)
Ah yes, that statement is so true. I may have aged but my preference for school girls remains the same.
Way to ruin the good vibe, anon
Oh you...
Damn true that, there's no point abandoning a youthful hobby just because we are aging and getting older. This is the reason why I respect those figure and toy reviewers in Youtube; married yet still collecting like a true man.
Hm. Seems a "Best End" was had. Not only did he manage to keep his wife and his hobby, but manage to get her into it. Next step..getting her to cosplay his favorite characters...
Nice Idea!
they do exists, u know there are train enthusiast, or plane, etc.
the train build tiny train model and tracks, some of them build a true master piece over 20 years in his garage. saw it not too long ago on sbs.
link!! want to see!
although i think your body wont keep up...(ie. fapping)
seriously what a dumb bitch, she's the type of person to judge a book by it's cover without figuring out it's contents.
I was browsing the games section of a toy store some years ago, and this little old lady, I'm talking 60s-70s here, had this huge stack of games in her arms... all sorts, from kids games to hardcore, and she asks me politely to grab GTA3 off the top shelf for her, so I did, commenting that someone was getting an awesome christmas.... the woman laughed and said 'pffff, hell no, these are for me.'
That's pretty badass.
That made my day.
what? happy ever after? not the usual "girlfriend smash boyfriend's xxxxxxx"?
"Help! My wife's overreacting, I married a melodramatic bitch!"
sorry nothing you can do about it ^^. better get used to it or try to re-educate her ^^
Buy her an evening dress and tell her anytime she wants to be a drama queen she has to wear the dress.
I went to Japan as an exchange student and my host mother came to me one day in a panic saying that she had caught her husband watching Pretty Cure 5 alone in his room one day. She acted like it was the most disgusting thing in the world.
I lol'd. Japanese housewives are way too quick to judge others; no wonder their husbands indulge in the purity 2D animation.
It's no wonder they hide their otakuism if women are going to react like that.
I don't understand why otakuism is so embarrassing to them, but fawning over Celine Dion or other divas or obsessing over American TV dramas or $3000 brand name shoes is any less embarrassing.
It's because of some ugly-retard otakus made many terrible crimes and cases relating to them in the past so people nowadays think otakus as a trash.
You make no sense. It's a cultural thing and no less.
Alcoholics do stupid shit all the time. Still, acting like an idiot after drinking alcohol is far more tolerated, right ?
Think, first people !
... which is also the case with people too fanatics of some idols. Go ask to Andy Warhol.
While I do agree with most of the stuff you wrote being 'some' of the main causes the otaku population being target of descrimination by the majority, I don't think 'cosplaying' being one of them.
Despite some fan cosplays look ridiculous, that doesn't make them offensive just hilarious.
what do you tell her?
how it turn out?
I laughed uncomfortably and said it seemed like a cute show. She probably hated me.
Why did she tell you, the exchange student, in the first place?
Why wouldn't she? I was living with her. It's not like she had anyone else there to tell it to.
Oh, the internet, saving everyone's marriage since 1997.
Good Ending...
and erika is cute
In my head, I see her cosplaying and going to Comiket...
In my head, I see her cosplaying and going into the bedroom...
In my head, I see her cosplaying and sticking a revolver in her mouth.
In my head, I see her cosplaying, overweight and homely-looking.
lolz, good one 22:38 (and probably quite accurate)
"don't knock it til ya try it"
"Don't tap it till ya wrap it"
wait, maybe that doesn't exactly apply in this case
"I’m really shocked, I thought he had no hobbies.”
lol... is there such a person?
Now that the waifu is hooked on PRecure, their hobbies will be cosplaying in the bedroom!
some husbandos are so-o-o-o-o lucky.
and when the wife leaves he sits over his note eating an apple and having an evil gri on his face (while thinking: "all according to keikaku")
TN:Keikaku means plan
cosplay sex. problem solved.
Just what I was thinking...
it's a Japanese marriage, they have no sex, just money exchange
In Japan, men are all work no play in the eyes of the greedy women who marry them.
>>"I’m really shocked, I thought he had no hobbies.”
Boy, good to see you really got to know your husband before committing to married life!
SRSLY this is why Japan especially (and Western marriage, nuclear family, etc) are FUCKED. Because lots of people would be shallow enough to start looking for a divorce right about here.
"Boy, good to see you really got to know your husband before committing to married life!"
That's probably because most women are more interested about how deep is the pocket of their potential husband, rather than what he's really like.
Like the other article which shown the result of the research...nearly 80% of Japanese women prefer marrying rich ugly guy instead of poor good looking guy.
The one where Erika sells her panties was really special. I absolutely loved the story, and I don't think I've ever seen a loli enjoy herself in such a great way.
You got anything else at a similar standard of quality?
She obviously was ratcheting up the drama, but her use of "shock" is as ambiguous as someone saying that a strange tasting meal is "interesting"... we can't know the delivery really without hearing it. And women are masters of passive aggression and spin. She posted to get discussion. She chose her words. Notice that she avoids saying he's an otaku. She brands the GENRE as otaku, and brands her husband as 無趣味 (mushumi) ("hobbyless") which is a criticism itself, as in "dull" or refering to a person's lack of interests as a bad thing... I take her tone to be "I feel horrible. Here is why. What now? P.S. Here is what he says. I have learned something about him." It's so tremendously bland that it could only be written by a Japanese. And literal translation lays out a whole shooting gallery of bullshit trollery. Who knows. She picked her words.
thank you very much for the link
lol even if your suspended you still manage to give your vast knowledge of doujins to the rest of us.
Nothing will stop the hentai hordes.
thanks anon 15:34 <3
fuck you *now downloading*