Japanese women asked which scenes from sappy romantic manga they would most like to experience themselves in real life yield up a list likely of interest to budding Casanovas and mawkish manga fans alike.
The ranking – rather clearly emphasising shoujo-manga-esque male advances towards females:
1. He hugs you from behind and says “I love you”
2. “Come with me today,” he propositions you a little forcefully
3. “You did well, didn’t you?” he says as he strokes your head
4. He reveals the person he was always seeking romantic advice for was actually himself
5. He kisses you as you turn your head
6. “What’s wrong?” he says as he peers at your face with some concern
7. He gets into a fight over you
8. He suddenly holds you by your chin and kisses you
9. When he sees you off, he suddenly pulls you onto the train with him as the train departs
10. “Don’t cry” he says as he wipes away your tears
Whilst there does not appear to be too much agreement about the lower ranked entries, 100% of respondents apparently found the from behind hugging and confession an appealing prospect, suggesting it may have some distinct practical applications.
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#1 shows that love in Japan, much like hello, is by surprise and from behind.
like a surprise butt sex?
You, Anon, turned my frown into a smile.
girls, you CAN have all this.
most likely to happen in p0rn videos.
For me, nr.3 is always so cutely cute. Depends on the scenario and other factors of course.
Peek-a-boo guess who.
Koizumi embraces Kyon from behind, and whispers into his ear "I RAAABU YOU."
then Kyon turns and sees Scooby-Do.
this is not yaoi
D:
They probably enjoy seeing something like that as well.
Oh yes we do!
Just replace that scooby doo with a kiss as he turns his head and then it's paafekuto! (Some hot gay sex and it's even better)
Isn't this just like how Haruhi-chan imagines it?
Dammit, that would be hilarious to see ;_;
He laughs evilly as he forcefully thrusts it in
Sengoku Rance
Justice prevails.
I'm more surprised in the absence of a money related one.
@Day2Dream "He kneels and hands over his pay envelope. He stays kneeled in a bowed position until I leave the room." 200%
Where the hell is the "He pinches your nose till you're forced to open your mouth and he sticks it in there, laughing like a maniac as he trumps you over into submission?"
It's right next to the "She bites it off and spits it out with a sadistic grin."
i already do all of that, besides 4 & 9 (why is 4 even on that list?).. and kind of 3, but just that i don't say those exact words
1 & 8 I especially like doing ^_^
hyperweapon banzai~!
Hentai Nice ^_^
Does sound like a decent not so demanding list for once lol
I burst into laughter when I read that comment. Thanks
*nods head* Agreed. This comment gets the Femanon Seal of Approval.
lol
good one, make my day
You heard it here, guys!
Women like it best when you come from behind!
Behind? Emm, then having a surprise butts*x with a Japanese girl is not such a bad idea.
anal... speaking from an actual perspective... sucks... it's a pain trying to lube it to start, then getting it to relax, then cleaning it afterward... feels better than being rammed, but i prefer plugs over people
3. “You did well, didn’t you?” he says as he strokes your head
My dog enjoyed this as well. Interesting.
"Come with me if you want to live"
note that you must wear sunglasses
I say only that after she swallows
How much did it cost you to customize your blow-up doll?
7. He gets into a fight over you
so...hit the guy with a crowbar as he turns away count?
10. “Don’t cry” he says as he wipes away your tears...
After rape?
I was very shocked by this, as when the real male does it, the girl tells him he's being too sexist!
What a world... ^_^;
Many aren't getting as much praises as they'd like to get. A little appreciation goes a long way.
1, 5, 8, can be construed as battery and rape charges, with 9 a additional kidnapping charge. Say settlement money.
You know most girls I do this too actually find it patronizing more than anything...
they forgot the money part!!
Ahh their fantasies how splendid Then it actually happens and the first thing they shout is "Police!"
Ahh the irony XD
BTW at the exact moment I posted this I was(or am) watching Kampfer. . .just saying
Well, of course they'll yell "police" if some creepy stranger approached them like that.
The solution is to get rid of all police.
Police uphold feminism and women's rights.
-rewatching Kampfer-
(needs 2nd season!)
Err... there is one, this spring FYI.
LOL, Part of that wish is that it won't be so realistic as to your example XD
What they really imply is...
You have to have cash to do this and have romantic impact on women. Otherwise you're just 'cheesy' or 'campy', or in their own words, 'dasai'.
11. He gives me money every time we meet.
...
Lame attempt to be an asshole. :V
Why am I not surprised it didn't take long for butthurt otakus rejected by every woman they propose to bring up the money matter?
Don't be such a pessimist. It's not like they all want money. Some of them just want you to be very attractive.
if it was between money and attractiveness ( lets just say personallity is great for both..) i would soo to looks over someone ugly and rich.
tbh, I never understood this money crap.
Who the hell doesn't like money? (inb4 answer to rhetorical question.)
I'm sorry guiz, but it's just an excuse to use because you can't figure out/admit why 1) a girl dumped you 2) a girl won't go out with you.
"Oh nonono, it's not my fault for being a dick, it's her fault for being a gold digging whore."
Yeah.
number Zero: I have a good paying job and I'm able to buy myself a woman /prostitute for life! =D
It did say "romantic experiences" so we can go idealistic for now...
and somehow in the end we can experience at least one of those situations.