Court Bans Man from Having Sex – “He’s Too Stupid”

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UK courts have banned a 41-year-old man from having sex as he is not deemed intelligent enough, with the judge claiming “it in his best interests” and local authorities ordered to actively prevent him from pursuing any further sexual relationships.

The 41-year-old man, described as “sociable” and well behaved, was accused by his local council of having a “vigorous sex drive” which was inappropriate given his IQ of 48.

He had been happily involved in a sexual relationship with a man he lived with, but the local council disapproved and moved to stop it on the grounds that he was too stupid to give informed consent. He has since been prevented from having any further sexual contact.

However, he requested he be allowed sex once more, telling the judge “it would make me feel happy” and “I want to kiss them again.”

His psychiatrist reported he had limited understanding of sex and that he “believed that babies were delivered by a stork or found under a bush”, and “sex could give you spots or measles.” He even tried to prevent him receiving sex education as it might leave him “confused.”

For reasons which are perhaps not difficult to surmise, he had apparently never had sexual relations with a woman, having only experience with wide variety of homosexual practices.

Further complicating the case was the fact that the man was suspecting of behaving inappropriately towards children on several occasions.

The judge ordered him not to be allowed to have sex any more:

“I therefore make a declaration that at the present time Alan does not have the capacity to consent to and engage in sexual relations.

In such circumstances it is agreed that the present regime for Alan’s supervision and for the prevention of future sexual activity is in his best interests.”

However, he did order that attempts be made to provide him with proper sex education so that he might gain the capacity to consent.

Those interested in the grisly details of the case can read the full judgement here.


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    Comment by Anonymous
    02:41 08/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Wait, so it's wrong to fap to virtual, non-existent children, but it's right to ban the right of a man having sex because "the state said so"?

    Fucking fascists!

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:37 08/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Since he is too stupid to consent to the act, any sexual intercourse he participates in could be technically classified as rape(against him). That doesn't sound like a good thing.

    I still find the title funny though.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:11 08/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    More like this:

    "His mind is that of a child, therefore he is a child. Thus we shall impose the rule of law as if he were a minor."

    So... Did the court say he isn't allowed to drink or buy porn? He's a kid for life! Or a kid imprisoned for life. Hmmm...

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:38 08/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Police state much?

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    Comment by alidan
    02:35 08/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    he isn't raping people, and half the people i know are fucking retarded when it comes to sex, as in they are over 20 and all they really know is it feels good.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:50 08/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Now, now, having serious personality problems doesn't make anyone retarded. Unlike actual retardation which is incurable and beyond one's control, ignorance is usually a matter of personal choice.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:02 08/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    i like you.

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    Comment by Crim
    03:49 08/02/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    He is gay, its not like hes going to reproduce

    Just let the fag fuck

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    Comment by Darkrockslizer
    04:13 08/02/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    "His psychiatrist (...) He even tried to prevent him receiving sex education as it might leave him
    “confused.”"

    I bet that psychiatrist guy is making a whole bunch of money from the fag by teaching him whatever he wants.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:02 08/02/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    My good, this article is killing me, sounds just like a review of the next movie by Ben Stiller ^o^

    Comment by Anonymous

    You know what? that makes sense. If anything, THAT guy is getting exploited instead of the other way around. There's no harm to society if he's the local homosexual bike. everybody gets a ride.

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    Comment by alidan
    07:53 08/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    i know a retard, well, knew...
    if a retarded person is capable of living their life more or less self sufficiently, as in can go to the bathroom on their own, among other things, they aren't to retarded for many things.

    they are a bit slow, shouldn't reproduce, and shouldnt be left alone, but not to have sex?

    retard strength is a real thing, humans sub consciously limit how much their mussels do, to protect out bodies, and the less of an iq you have, the stronger you can become. if he didn't like gay sex, trust me, he would have made it clear LONG ago.

    and he wasnt reproducing, this is just an antigay thing, and they are useing hes retarded and a scape goat to not take flac.

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    Comment by Riiku
    04:32 08/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    "Too stupid to consent".. lol

    - Uhh, John?
    - Yes, darling?
    - Are you humping me in the ass right now?
    - No, it's just your imagination... NNNGGGGHHH...ahh.. anyway, dont let it bother you.
    - Oh... ok.

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    Comment by konakona
    02:14 08/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I loled when I read the title. Guess it's for the best with that kind of IQ.

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    Comment by patamon
    08:54 08/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    After reading this, I asked myself two simple questions:

    1. Was he doing something that made him happy? Yes.
    2. Was he hurting anyone else? Nope, didn't sound like it.

    ...So...what's the problem?

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:15 08/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    The same argument could be applied to children and sex. The response is also the same - he could easily be exploited by unscrupulous people. The majority of people don't have enough self-control not to bullshit each other even by accident, let alone unscrupulousness and pure malice.

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    Comment by patamon
    12:00 08/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Well, if you present it from that perspective, then it does make sense. I wasn't necessarily considering it that way. Thank you.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:00 09/02/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    a man of IQ 48 can do what most people on the interwebs can't

    stupid english people! can't you see this is the survival of the fittest!

    Comment by Anonymous
    15:44 10/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    as a matter of fact, he too hasn't slept with any women. so, you can't say he's fitter. evolution is not based on sexual pleasure, it's based on reproduction.

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    Comment by carn
    15:00 09/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is UK. EVERYTHING is banned.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:06 10/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Further complicating the case was the fact that the man was suspecting of behaving inappropriately towards children on several occasions."

    you missed that part...

    considering he's at the mental age of a 3 year old, he could be abused or abuse others. So, the ban isn't completely out of the blue.

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    02:20 08/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    I think someone forgot to tell him about the birds and the bees, and skipped right to the stork fable.

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    Comment by Megidola
    02:25 08/02/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    How is babby formed?

    how is babby formed / how girl get pragnent

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    02:34 08/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Ya put yer sıuǝd in her ɐuıbɐʌ and voila!
    A mini you in 9 months!

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    02:53 08/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Pregnancy? What's that?
    A dedicated FAP period?

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    Comment by YakomoFujikawa
    02:44 08/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    you forgot about the 9 month pregnancy period...

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:25 08/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?
    it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

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    Comment by Tunska
    02:55 08/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Somehow that movie popped in my mind where only dumb ppl get children and generation after generation ppl get more stupid. Can't remember the name tho. I wonder if the judge have watched it. :D

    Comment by Kudie Pie
    02:58 08/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    "Can't remember the name tho!"

    It was called Idiocracy

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:26 08/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Court bans man from having sex- 'he's too stupid'"

    Man: "Hooray! It's not cause I'm ugly!"

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:08 08/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    'we believe in evolution and not storks!' ?

    God before Man or Man before God? Is the court suppose to be doling justice or evolution?

    Comment by Anonymous
    10:23 08/02/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    'His psychiatrist reported he had limited understanding of sex and that he “believed that babies were delivered by a stork or found under a bush”'

    Back then when I was a naive and good little boy, I used to believe all babies came from storks especially that one scene from Disney's "Dumbo" that proved that...

    Then I saw "Alien" for the first time and knew that babies are made internally...I also developed a kink for 'that' kind of 'birth'...

    Avatar of Vespertine Aspergerian Nincompoop
    18:05 08/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Ahahaha XD

    It was the Zerg in my case, and I developed a kink for metamorphosis!

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    Comment by inaba
    09:56 08/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    "Idiocracy" was the name. The idiot replace the plain water with energy drink, speeding up the rate of idiocracy among them if I'm mistaken.. a:/

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    Comment by HouseLife
    12:49 08/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    What are you talking about? It gave them electrolytes! It's what plants need!

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:39 09/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    All I know is that it has the stuff plants need.

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    Comment by Aliaus
    17:17 08/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    what are electrolytes! do you even know!?

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:29 08/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    It's called "The Story of Earth" where some folks believe that an invisible sky fairy told them to "be fruitful and multiply".

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:29 08/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    This is from UK, so is not a surprise at all!

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:23 08/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Momma says stupid is as stupid does.

    Comment by John Hayabusa
    02:08 08/02/2011 # ! Quality (+0.9)

    Poor old man. He gets banned from having sex just for being stupid.

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:38 08/02/2011 # ! Good (+0.9)

    Of course, let's ignore all those moron straight teenage girls who have no idea the implications of sex and get themselves knocked up on a daily basis. By all means, focus on the 41 year old gay man.

    Comment by Anonymous
    03:01 08/02/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    not to mention dimwit teenage boys who think that they can stick their dick in anything with a pulse (or without in some cases) without worrying about the consequences.

    these people should not be allowed to run the risk of reproducing. we need no more stupid people. eurgh.

    also, having an IQ of below 70 means that you are classed as having a disability. there's stupid, and then... there's having an IQ of 48.

    the teenagers we mentioned probably have an IQ in the low 100s. highish double figures at the least. so around low to average values for human IQ.

    i don't quite think you're grasping quite how stupid this man is LOL.

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    Comment by PirateKing
    04:32 08/02/2011 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    Whats up ?

    Got sand in your vag ?

    :-)

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    03:01 08/02/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Time to reintroduced the chastity belts for the kids?

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    Comment by BlaqCat
    03:20 08/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    To the anon who referenced teens...that would be why engaging in sex while under the "age of consent" is illegal. Besides, however dumb such teens may be, I doubt their IQ is measured -that- low...(well..quite a few might, but maybe the majority score above?)

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    Comment by Phuong
    02:44 08/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Because that's an actual challenge and requires real effort.

    Avatar of Shizu's Waki Obsessor: MaidNiac
    03:38 08/02/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    Does this mean that intelligent children are allowed to have sex instead?

    Victorique, here I come~

    Comment by Kudie Pie
    03:49 08/02/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Ika Musume, here I come~

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:44 08/02/2011 # ! Good (+0.8)

    I remember reading a good dissertation about this, long ago. It was about the ethical points regarding Sex and handicapped people.
    Should retards only be allowed to have Sex with other retards ? Should they have normal relationships with other people ? Or even have Sex at all ?
    It took a look at the stances of parents and handicapped people themselves etc.
    Was a very nice read with different views and stuff.

    The conclusion of the dissertation, made by a Doctor who works with handicapped people, was basically that these people who already have disadvantages in society, should'nt be even more discrimated by forbid them such essential things, only so they could lead a "protected life".

    But it's true that this is a sensitive matter. Still i agree.






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