NGP vs 3DS Sexy Comparison

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The NGP and 3DS are pitted against each other in this unusually sexy hardware comparison image.

See also the more conventional and distinctly unsexy comparison images shown previously.

Of course, what the above image fails to capture is that the breasts will be in full 3D


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    Avatar of Nin
    Comment by Nin
    04:06 01/02/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Hidden in this image is an underhanded jab at the NGP- The 3DS basically captures all you need.

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    Comment by Ian
    04:09 01/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    oddly true

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:20 01/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Furthermore, on 90% of the images, you don't even WANT to see the face of the girl.

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    Comment by The Kiss
    05:20 01/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Speak for yourself...

    I want to see at least 99% of the faces of the girls I have on my screen... anime girls that is!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:17 01/02/2011 # ! Drivel (-1.0)

    Loser. Go suck up to your 2D fantasy. Loser

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    Comment by Night4ce
    04:19 01/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    And the NGP gets the whole image... Even the wasted white space... 3DS WTF!!

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    Comment by obro

    NintendoGotPwnt

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:16 01/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Nintendo got pwnd/t is the most childish thing i've seen come out of the console wars.
    Maybe it's because no one over the age of 11 even uses the "word" pwn.

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    Comment by obro

    no fun allowed I see

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    Comment by Crim
    06:59 01/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    3DS get the parts that matter

    I dont want to see the girls face, thats a turn off for me

    NGP fail

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    Comment by Sodium Chloride
    04:29 01/02/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    That said, it's kind of sad when the horizontal resolution of your screen is lower than the vertical resolution of your competitor's screen.

    Comment by Anonymous
    07:52 01/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    what's sad is the fact that your resolution is that high yet your competitor will still sell better than you

    Avatar of Sodium Chloride
    Comment by Sodium Chloride
    23:25 01/02/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    Lets wait until they come out before making any statements about sales shall we. :)

    The 3DS does break tradition by launching at a fairly high price.

    It will all now hinge on what the price of the NGP is going to be and how popular 3D is.

    3D is out for me, after much experimenting I have come to the conclusion that my visual system doesn't deal well with the fake depth of stereoscopy.

    Comment by Anonymous
    09:32 01/02/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    What's really sad is this resolution comparison; the 3DS' horizontal resolution is actually 620, 320 for each eye. It'll probably look less jaggy than the NGP screen does, and it'll be in 3D to boot.

    Comment by Anonymous

    ^Me again, sorry, I meant 800 wide. 400 for each eye on the top screen.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:49 01/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    What's really sad is that you will go blind if you play on the 3DS, while you won't if you play on the NGP.

    Avatar of Sodium Chloride
    Comment by Sodium Chloride
    23:29 01/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    3D is a no go for me sadly.

    I was quite excited about it have experienced it as a kid, but it doesn't work quite right any more 20 years later.

    And the downvoted Anonymous post (09:35 01/02/2011) is right BTW.

    It turns out the res of the 3DS is 800x240, with 400 per eye.

    http://www.nintendo.co.jp/n10/conference2010/3ds/spec.pdf

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    Comment by cats2
    05:46 01/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I was expecting the 3DS one to be a 2 screened PSP and the NGP one to be a PS3.

    If you wanted to be FAIR about it at least.

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    Comment by Yourtime
    06:53 01/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    oh the pic is mean :D XD

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    Comment by Trollkastel
    07:58 01/02/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    NGP will be good to watch anime on and that's the only advatage i see so far.

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    Comment by BlaqCat
    10:58 01/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    @Nin you could also look at it this way: "the NGP captures all the 3DS did and more." In either case...

    DAT ASS.

    Comment by Anonymous
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    Comment by alex251
    04:09 01/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    breasts and ass will be in full 3D :)
    but still I would prefer a "2D" sexy comparison

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    Comment by noxusrules

    Love that comparison, too bad that bad that both systems will be a completely rip off, I'm going to buy them just when they're completely hackable and I can run free software.

    Hurry for the Pirates!!! ?)

    Comment by Anonymous

    If those sizes are nowhere near true, then the 3DS will be half the size of the NGP, when open, and one fourth of it's size when closed.

    And portables are supposed to be... portable.

    Size and battery wise, the NGP is to big to carry around for 2-5 hours of gaming when you can't put it anywhere without having a bag with you.
    The 3DS might be large as well, but it's still about four times smaller than the NGP, and the battery is about the same.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:53 01/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Screen resolution =/= size. The 3DS is closed only around a quarter smaller than the NGP.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:00 01/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Didn't you see the size comparison shots? The fact that the screen's resolution is 960x544 doesn't mean that the actual screen is of the same size.

    Some Nokias had screen resolution of 640x360, but the screen itself was about half that size. This results in significant reduction of aliasing. Everything looks nice and smooth on screen.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Seriously I am thinking they done the NGP a bit too big.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:50 01/02/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    It baffles me how many people don't get that this is a resolution comparison and not a physical size comparison.

    Comment by Anonymous

    I would rather have a slightly smaller screen size (along with less resolution as well). The NGP is huge.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:09 01/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Welcome to next generation of handheld gaming...

    Though I find all this whine pointless, I barely ever find myself carrying my handheld in my pocket, usually it's in my backpack or my hand.

    Besides, even if NGP was smaller, it'd end up big anyway, since just like the PSP, you'd have to put it in a protective case or the screen would get damaged after ~10 minutes of rubbing against things in your pocket.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:17 02/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    So true, Last time i had my psp in my pants pockets was NEVER

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    Comment by Sodium Chloride
    02:26 02/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    @00:17 02/02/2011

    Pretty much.

    To be honest the current DS and PSP are too large to carry in pockets IMO.

    They would need to make it iPhone size if they want me to carry it around in my jeans pocket.

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:01 01/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Please use physical size instead.

    I think 720p on a 20 inch monitor is good enough. Too small pixeles won't do good.

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    Comment by alidan
    05:45 01/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    i just did a calculator thing do figure out the ppi of this.

    its 220.68

    300 is about what the eye can see at a reasonable distance. now here is the thing, at 300 ppi, jaggies no longer exist. this is as close to it as we can comfortably get right now.

    and tell me, what pc monitor at 20 inch looks better than a 1920x1080? if you are talking about a tv where you sit 10-15 feet away, than yea, but something that is up close and personal?

    lastly, the 3ds is effectivly, 800x240, 320x240. and what people dont tell you, you almost cant see jagies in 3d, at least i never could

    Comment by Anonymous

    The real interest is... Who is she?

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:26 01/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Why do you care, you have no chance.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:06 01/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Chance of finding her pictures? That's pretty high, actually.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Its sankaku talking shit again, about shitty resolutions no-one gives a shit about.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:05 01/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Shit shittery shit shit shit. That's all I read right then.

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    Comment by OTIKA
    08:37 01/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Haters gonna hate.

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    Comment by kazaza2
    05:43 01/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Your gonna need a man purse to carry it.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:43 01/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Who is the girl?

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    Comment by Ben
    06:49 01/02/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    I don't get it...

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:50 01/02/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Damn Console Wars.
    GET BOTH AND BE HAPPY!

    Comment by Anonymous
    11:40 01/02/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    better yet save the money and fap to the chick

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    Comment by Ota-Kool
    17:04 01/02/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Wow you're probably RICH.

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    Comment by Sylar
    23:42 01/02/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    If you are poor ignore both and stick with your PC. In the end if only PC's existed the consumers would have been a lot more benefited. The existence of consoles is an anathema to poor people.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:02 02/02/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I would've thought that what this demonstrates is clear, that the 3DS delivers the best parts without the unecessary open space, also why would i want to see her face.

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    Comment by Riiku
    02:33 02/02/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    I dont give 2 shits about resolution. What matters is the size of the display. A few pixels here and there wont scare me, if there's a zillion polygons on the screen.

    Comment by Anonymous

    I don't get how the hell having a huge handheld system makes things better, Sony. Going into a used game store, it's wonder how anyone actually was able to tote around a Game Boy comfortably. Same goes with this. That aside, NPG resolution looks better, but this is quite the fickle comparison. Show me some fun games or the analog actually being useful and then I'll change my mind.





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