Miss Japan 2011 “Parade of the Uglies”
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Jan 30, 2011 03:00 JST
- Tags: Bizarre, Comparison, Events, Fashion, Gravure, Idol, Miss Japan
Japanese are wondering who on earth judged a recent “Miss Japan” competition, regarding the parade of supposed belles as average at best.
The girls:
The girls competing range from age 15 to 24, and are supposedly also judged on manners and refinement as well as simple comeliness, perhaps explaining why they look as they do.
The “grand prix” winner, who boasts a TOEIC score of 990, suggesting she may at least be able to introduce herself in English:
Unimpressed observers are now pondering whether “miss” (“missu”) and “mistake” (“missu”) have somehow become mixed up in the meaning of the title.
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It looks like Japan back in the 70's
All but the winner do have a strangely retro-face... But, very often, in U.S. pageants the girls also have strange faces.
Could you please translate that into English.
He thinks they're fugly.
Reminds me of Miss Hong Kong 2010...
Honestly, I think they look better than this Miss HK:
http://j.imagehost.org/0811/untitled1.jpg
Wow, you're not kidding. I would hate to see what the other contestants looked like...
THOSE gums...
She could filter krill with those things.
Most unsettling.
For me it is a natural thing already, that every single contest like that consist mainly of ugly bitches. Be it in Japan, USA, Russia.... they all fugly as hell. Yet everyday on the streets I see common girls so pretty, those "winers" couldn't even begin to compare.
I guess that just shows the tastes of majority of adult and "normal" men. Of corse they too are fugly as hell, maybe that's why.
The girls 'are supposedly also judged on manners and refinement as well as simple comeliness', so it's just not looks alone.
Which is why sometimes even a less attractive one (I wouldn't go as far as to call them ugly, though) can win.
Hell, Miss competitions are so hypocritical; just pick based on their measurements and looks already! D:< Nobody gives shit about world peace garbage they spew all the time, and everyone knows they don't mean it anyway.
At least their not like the american ones who probably didn't even pass their english since they spend everyday making themselves look pretty.
At least the way these girls are judge in a way to test their intellectuals a bit more(bit) seems better if not make better example to the rest of the female community.
Delicious yuri...
They don't look up to par with typical Miss (insert nation here) Pageants...but they are not a parade of uglies...geez, & also...
"The girls competing range from age 15 to 24, and are supposedly also judged on manners and refinement as well as simple comeliness, perhaps explaining why they look as they do."
This is something people should be able to get the right meaning from at least...another of humanity's flaws surface eh?...
All of the attractive japanese girls are either gravure idols or porn actresses so only slightly above average girls are left for the competition.
I see plenty of cuter girls in every day life. I can't believe they couldn't just simply find better ones. I blame the selection committee.
It's all lol politics.
its all lolitics :3
These are the girls that gave blowjobs to the judges
+10 to tengu san...
D:
Either that or are family to the judges.
*takes my glasses off*
there, much be-
...
no, even that is not enough -_-
dreadx6
07:45
still cant rule out the blow job
Or both.
or both
More like, these girls look ugly because they are being seen LIVE. No photoshop or even specific lighting to save them.
I watched quite a lot of porn and I can say that many of them porn stars look more attractive on the sleeve than when you actually see them fucking in the video.
Also they are not wearing the extremely heavy eye makeup you see 90% of the time.
no excuse to look like crap
Or they could have made a rule against plastic surgery/photoshop...
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" anyone?
No chance of winning "Miss Universe", unless Japan wants to pay enough and triple its national debt.
All the best ones are off doing porn
Totally subjective I would say. Yeahhh...
Cheri, cheri lady
Going through a motion
Love is where you find it
Listen to your heart
Cheri, cheri lady...
But she is not really cherry lady and has big ears. ^_^
Sometimes it's not necessarily them being ugly, but just the makeup artist and hair stylist completely fucking up their looks.
I had a friend who competed in the Miss Malaysia World beauty pageant before, she managed to be one of the 19 finalists.
She's normally really cute and comely, but during the finalist round I don't know what the hell the makeup artist was trying to do with her face. He/she made her normally cute round eyes look really small, and put a tonne of foundation on her face making her cheeks look plastic-y. And the hair stylist tied her hair back into a simple pony-tail which further enhanced the makeup fuckup.
true indeed.....
I read doing as dog
Damn Reality Sucks!
Japaniece gurls l00ks bes't when fukked.
Do you speak about cosmetic surgery?
It could happen still, the world could have a wave of not that good looking coming (I wouldn't say ugly because the women really aren't ugly they just don't look good)
Cool, I was the fourth person to comment on this and now my first comment is on the bottom of the page. I think I got this figured out. If I reply to the first comment I can stay at the top. I must admit this is retarded Sankaku, but what the fuck ever!
the judges had their glasses stolen.
all according to their keikaku
= m =
Do not approve...
OH FUCK, wth man. That's definintely not the best Japan has to offer. Well, at least there won't be any surprises down the road at Miss Universe. LOLz
i wouldnt say ulgy. just extremely... average
Same.
I'd say they have connections to the prospectors of the contest.
*Handjobs in the Yellow room anyone?*
I'm going to be nice and pretend those pictures are just unflattering.
Kipi should be miss Japan ;D
Kipi should be Miss Earth! I honestly can't think of anything more beautiful than she is no matter how hard I try.
Better yet, Miss Photoshop!!!!
Kipi is photoshopped as hell. In fact, she's notoriously famous for it.
Get over it.
here to pwn your post kipi is real as hell
heres the video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyf_iPnIa04
shes real get over it
Circle lenses and make-up aren't "real" dude. xD You need to look over more of the site.
If she did photoshop, she'd get rid of those teeth xD.