Japanese asked what remarks they find the nastiest and most likely to wound a woman’s pride provide a helpful list of what never to say to a woman (or, for unkind types looking to do serious damage, what to say…).
The ranking, which seems to stop short of actual insults:
1. “Haven’t you aged?”
2. “Have you put on weight?”
3. “You’re too old for that…”
4. “Your skin isn’t that of a younger girl any more…”
5. “Your room looks pretty messy.”
6. “You don’t know much of the world, do you?”
7. “My last girlfriend was much nicer.”
8. “That’s common sense.”
9. “You can’t seem to cook…”
10. “You don’t get paid much.”
Not surprisingly considering the mentality of most Japanese, calling a woman cowardly or childish ranked near the bottom of the list…
…number 5? Seriously, messy room? Thats an insult? so this is what Ive been doing wrong all these years…
1. “Haven’t you aged?”
Nope, I like keeping my youthful exhuberance.
2. “Have you put on weight?”
Yeah, from you not wearing a condom, you do the math.
3. “You’re too old for that…”
And you’re too old to keep saying you hate condoms, one of us has to grow up, and I thought you liked me youthful…
4. “Your skin isn’t that of a younger girl any more…”
Thank god for that, you wouldn’t want others thinking you date me cause you like 13 year olds would you?
5. “Your room looks pretty messy.”
-gets out whip- Honey that’s what I have you for.
6. “You don’t know much of the world, do you?”
The world is depressing honey, don’t you want me to smile and be youthful?
7. “My last girlfriend was much nicer.”
Cool, then maybe she’ll pay for our dates since you won’t.
8. “That’s common sense.”
-Gets out whip- Common sense would say not to insult the one with handcuffs and a whip…
9. “You can’t seem to cook…”
See answer 5.
10. “You don’t get paid much.”
Honey, why do you think I date you and make you pay?
>5. “Your room looks pretty messy.”
That’s a good thing. Neat freaks are the worst.
11. “You’re a diesel dyke skank. Hohhh~”
The age/looks stuff is pretty fundamental “Don’t even fucking THINK this, ever, if you want to continue getting laid.” type stuff.
The “You don’t know much of the world” “My last gf was nicer” and “That’s common sense.” ones mean you’re an asshole.
How much she makes is something a loser and a dipshit would talk about… Unless she’s one of those chicks who insists on spending all your money on stupid s♥♥t and then complains that YOU don’t make enough, in which case I’d say “Bitch, GET A JOB.” only not, because I’d never even be FRIENDS with someone like that. That is like, absolutely, one of the personality-types/behaviors I CANNOT STAND. It’s right up there with people who almost take pride in being ignorant, and actually look down on people who are educated. (And god knows there’s a lot of them in America.)
And even if you WANT to complain about her cooking, there are much softer approaches than a line like that. Besides, the best solution is to learn how to cook, because that gets rid of the problem AND chicks dig guys that can cook, if they’re any good.
But seriously… There are girls out there that have to put up with guys saying s♥♥t like this to them? Do they really not know about the hordes of exceedingly nice guys out there who may not be the best catch but would likely go to the ends of the earth to make them happy? Or are women just naturally masochistic? :S