Ero-cosplay aficionados seem intent on testing the cosplay truism that “the larger the breasts and the more revealing the outfit, the less appealing the face” – their progress can be inspected below:
Sadly, the rule generally seems to hold true, although happily there are exceptions.
Those curious to see more of perfect Cattleya can do so here. Those merely keen on seeing as much of Yoko as possible can do that too – here.
3D boobies are everywhere but um, some of them and the cosplayers are epic fail. Can we have a better gallery, like "Sexy Anime/Video Game Cosplayers and Their Oppai/DFCs" gallery?
Sadly most American girls that get into anime are junior high or high school age and only discover it because they're:
A) Not easy on the eyes so they are not on Dates or with guys B) Socially awkward cause of "A" C) Not in the gym or doing anything athletic cause they're depressed due to "A & B" and D) become the scary goth emo girls who are either sickly or too fat and are into library science.
If only young girls could be "socially shamed" into taking better care of their appearance - maybe we'd have better cosplayers?? I blame Women's Lib. Women have nothing left to scare them into being "Desirable"
I love boobs.
And my girlfriend of the past 5 years makes all these cosplayers look like DFC's....she's an all-natural 38DD, with a killer tight derriere as well ^_^
Yukkari takes the cake in this gallery, I don't think anyone else came close to matching her in accuracy (even with her lack of clothes~ lol), especially in the oppai category~
Also, @loli in a box, ZUN is incapable of drawing busts for the most part. We would refer to Alphes' art for the fighting games, but he got several bust sizes wrong (made Yuyuko too small, who according to ZUN has the biggest bust size in the series). Anyway, she's the youkai of boundaries. Border between pettanko and oppai. Theoretically, Yukari can appear in any form she wants.
Only landwhales have boobs, I would rather see them showing off their lack of boobs.
oh my~
are Cattleya and Yoko Arte's favs? :3
you have good taste sir
3D boobies are everywhere but um, some of them and the cosplayers are epic fail. Can we have a better gallery, like "Sexy Anime/Video Game Cosplayers and Their Oppai/DFCs" gallery?
Irrelevant, since 3DPD
Meh, it's a decent Gallery & I am glad to see "perfect Cattleya" made a appearance or so in this Gallery as well...
MERRY DOES NOT HAVE BOOBS. THEY'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG. (屮゚Д゚)
Boobs and rolls.
Some of those girls were a bit large... but the Lum was quite a win..hmmm..yes.
Hmmmm I like boobs but i do have to admit that i also like DFC xD
Cool gallery.
No. 6 is Hezachan! My favorite Yoko cosplayer!
Her boobs aren't that large but they're large enough, and damn look at dat waist and dem hips.
#5 looks like she got hit in the face with the smash bros home run bat.
Can we see a DFC equivalent?
big boobs is just (ugly) fat. (屮゚Д゚)
DFC FTW ! (´з`)
Enjoy ur nightmare fuel <3
90% of them look just fine to me, boobs and all.
Although I'm bias because I'd do any of them (even the whales? Especially the whales!).
Why can't some of these women realize the simple rules of decency in terms of the characters.
*If you're 6 ft tall - Don't cosplay as tiny girls
*If you're not especially cute - don't do MOE
*If you're a "land whale" - Don't wear skimpy clothes
*If you're a fatty in "normal clothes" - You're a fatty in a costume.
These rules are true for males & females.
At the very least, those rules are true :D
It would be so great if people could follow those rules, to bad that most can't and its where most fail cosplay comes from.
Sadly most American girls that get into anime are junior high or high school age and only discover it because they're:
A) Not easy on the eyes so they are not on Dates or with guys B) Socially awkward cause of "A" C) Not in the gym or doing anything athletic cause they're depressed due to "A & B" and D) become the scary goth emo girls who are either sickly or too fat and are into library science.
If only young girls could be "socially shamed" into taking better care of their appearance - maybe we'd have better cosplayers?? I blame Women's Lib. Women have nothing left to scare them into being "Desirable"
@23:41- Wow, way to generalize from a small sample there. You get jilted by an anime fangirl or something?
Lol the rules of cosplay, but where are they gonna write them down with so little clothing? The answer. obviously in the exposed cleavage. :P
What happened to loving all boobs D:<
I love boobs.
And my girlfriend of the past 5 years makes all these cosplayers look like DFC's....she's an all-natural 38DD, with a killer tight derriere as well ^_^
Lucky me.
DFC = fail
I suppose these rants came from petan-onna (flast chested girls) who are jealous. XD
The term is "pettanko". No need to make up your own.
No need for us to be jealous. DFC is clearly superior. No sagging, no need to spend money in bras...it's great. :D
So when we're 60-ish we wont have these odd bits of skin hanging off our chests.
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>> what am I saying? I'm nearly a D. OTL
My goodness does the world is really just split in pettanko and landwhales for you?
Ok, go look at pic #1, is that a landwhale? Look at this:
http://idol.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/219244
has boobs, landwhale?
Yukkari takes the cake in this gallery, I don't think anyone else came close to matching her in accuracy (even with her lack of clothes~ lol), especially in the oppai category~
You have never seen the Yukari depicted in the canon works have you...?
There is no "...lack of clothes." She's just dressed for bed. You know she likes to sleep alot! :D
I'd her hat, if you know what I mean.
Also, @loli in a box, ZUN is incapable of drawing busts for the most part. We would refer to Alphes' art for the fighting games, but he got several bust sizes wrong (made Yuyuko too small, who according to ZUN has the biggest bust size in the series). Anyway, she's the youkai of boundaries. Border between pettanko and oppai. Theoretically, Yukari can appear in any form she wants.
Thats because you like dudes
lolicon have no taste, i like them both flat and not flat.
In that entire gallery, there were only eight faces I disliked.
The bods-n-boobs were all in the "good to go" zone.
I must admit that I switched from heaven to pure terror a few times while browsing the pics.
The Japanese sure are getting fat.
Too many WcDonald's in Tokyo
^ +1,000,000
Must be that new iCon burgers...
I don't see a problem with that, chubby Asian girls are hot!
Ah yes! Japan Japan...
certain people should be bared from cosplaying, other people should be required by law to keep doing it!
Who is that chick with the tattoos supposed to be?
No idea, but I think she wants you to aim your gun there...
One of these things is not like the others
One of these things just doesn't belong
I dare you to say that to their face...
So, does this disprove the correlation between breast size and ugly faces?
If the correlation is big boobs = butterface, then no.
Pic 44... damn... my eyes D:
Can't be unseen. Her ugly mug shall hunt my worst nightmares from now on. Freakin Girl Saurus.
@n3k0 Hurry rip out your eyes before the signal travels to your brain and the image burnt into your mind. lol
Rather liked picture 44 o-o
She's a hideous monster cosplaying as human warrior. It seems that you need to be a BUFF (Big, Ugly & Fat Fellow) to become a cosplayer nowadays...