“Aren’t These Better Than Real Humans?”


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    Comment by minirop
    17:40 18/01/2011 # ! Quality (+0.8)

    at least they don't talk.

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    Comment by Nameless
    17:43 18/01/2011 # ! Quality (+0.9)

    At least you can stare at them without them judging you ._.

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    Comment by Shippoyasha
    17:57 18/01/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    THEY ARE JUDGING ME! THEY ARE JUDGING ME WITH THOSE COLD EYES! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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    Comment by Bazzyrick

    They are just scary. Plain scary.

    I was less scared of Bloodsuckers, in big buildings, at night, on S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

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    Comment by TNinja
    18:31 18/01/2011 # ! Quality (+0.9)

    Oh dear. Even though I know full well that they are all dolls by a glimpse, they still seem rather real to me. And beautiful as well.

    New generation sexdolls incoming.

    Or apply some AIs on them and we have Terminators Waifu edition.

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    Comment by Thage
    18:37 18/01/2011 # ! Quality (+0.9)

    Little sister is watching you.

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    Comment by Dia
    19:17 18/01/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    They're so not scary. They're way outside the uncanny valley. I couldn't even tell it wasn't a real person from looking at Yuki's face (why I looked at the face first, I don't know).

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    Comment by alidan
    19:24 18/01/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    Dia
    19:17

    same here, I think we've all gotten a little to use the heavy Photoshopping that we can be tricked by dolls

    minirop
    17:40

    they also don't ask for my money
    They also don't cheat on me
    They also don't see me as a human wallet
    They don't ask me to marry them or spend money on a useless fucking ring
    They don't get fat
    And they don't "age"
    when there are parts become loose, you can have the refurbished, try telling your girlfriend exercise her cunt

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:53 18/01/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    But it's kinda of... lonely. Too quiet. =P

    19:59 18/01/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    @TNinja I prefer if they were more like Yuria 100 shiki dutch wife than terminators.

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    20:48 18/01/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    Love Doll uses Stare!
    Dick is confused!
    ..
    ..
    Dick fapped itself in the confusion!
    Dick has fainted!

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:09 18/01/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    OMG! I NEED ONE... THREE OF THOSE! ASAP!

    21:39 18/01/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    @Anon 21:09 If i had three i use one for morning, afternoon and night.

    Comment by Anonymous

    @ Dia 19:17 :

    You likely stared at her face first (as did I) because your subconscious mind detected a "pattern mismatch" (human vs non-human), but it was subtle enough that you couldn't quite pin it down.

    Similarly, I stared at the woman's face in "Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within" for the first five minutes before consciously realizing her face wasn't human-shaped, and that I was watching an animated movie, not a live-action one.

    Everyone has different thresholds; the faces in this gallery, and the animated woman in that movie don't creep me out.

    'Dollers' costumes, on the other hand... (shivers).

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    Comment by Marik
    00:15 19/01/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    holy shit...at first I knew I was looking at dolls, but somewhere along the lines, I couldn't tell if they were humans posing as dolls or just plain ol dolls.

    their design is astonishing....I can really see them even doing anime sex dolls, if they haven't done so already.

    and if they include that hentaish voice, they'll sell like bread.

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    Comment by Gitami
    01:04 19/01/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    When will this be Kinect-supported?

    I am sure the health service industry of Japan can open a service product line for love doll fetishists if they can make it a wireless kinect support.

    Comment by Anonymous
    04:34 19/01/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    The greatest thing so far about these~ They will never -EVER- sag!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:54 19/01/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    They are judging me with those cold eyes and it feels SO GOOD!

    Comment by Anonymous
    08:43 19/01/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    Doll huh..... I LOVE DOLLS!

    Dolls embody loyalty, they follow their master's commands above all else! Be a jerk to them and they don't complain and have never once begged for a paycheck!

    Trust me anon they are the great servants of MAN!

    Loyal love dolls how we salute thee~~

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    Comment by POKI
    09:15 19/01/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    they look expensive... how much for a used one lol.

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    Comment by Kitsunemimi6
    10:47 19/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    @POKI = They most certainly are, no question about it, actually saw something on TV which proved my point, it was on TruTV...

    I really hope to see these expand across the world as they are just so damn perfect, a few of them are too real to be able to tell without already knowing, you know, upon site, not upon contact of course...

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:38 19/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I think they actually will still have the chance of sagging...

    Hmm, you're right...
    It IS kinda quiet.

    How about some music. *sigh*

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:32 18/01/2011 # ! Drivel (-0.8)

    Who's going to make my sandwiches?

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:25 18/01/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    sudo make me a sandwich

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    Comment by Yourtime
    20:58 18/01/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    need real life password

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:39 18/01/2011 # ! Drivel (-0.7)

    At least people like you and minirop don't procreate.

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:12 19/01/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    ...for now...

    Comment by Andices

    Those Cold Soulless Eyes scare me ._.

    Comment by Anonymous

    Some of those dolls r actually pretty hot...scary

    Comment by Anonymous
    05:09 19/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Is it just me or do these dolls really fall into the Uncanny Valley...?

    Scary... O_o

    Comment by Anonymous
    01:07 25/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    why i want, and will stick to, dakimakura ^^

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:13 19/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    cute.. in a scary way.. creepily cute.. or is it cutely scary? one way or another

    Comment by Anonymous
    14:30 19/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    what's the problem when someone judging you?

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    Comment by NakkiNyan
    17:43 18/01/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.1)

    some of those fall into the uncanny valley, as they get more lifelike the more creepy they look. Some are indeed quite good and, yes, silent.

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    Comment by Sodium Chloride
    22:52 18/01/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Wow, it seem you can't have a non-majority opinion here. :(

    IMO most look damn realistic, the weakest one being the one with the glasses.

    Nonetheless these are some of the best I have seen so far.

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    Comment by VVayfarer
    01:23 19/01/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    "... can't have a non-majority opinion..."

    Are you talking about the down-votes? Because, as they function as differentiators between majority opinion and 'opposing' opinions, you'd be arguing against their most common usage in Sankaku and much of the Internet in general.

    As things are, "bad" opinions are to be down-voted while "good" opinions are reinforced by up-voting. There's no other reason to enable negative voting, since if we only wanted to differentiate between 'quality' posts and 'trash', people could simply vote for the ones they liked while not voting for the less-entertaining ones.

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    Comment by Sodium Chloride
    01:39 19/01/2011 # ! Quality (+1.0)

    @VVayfarer

    I always felt downvotes should be used to remove things like spam and off-topic comments.

    Using it to kill unpopular PoVs kind of going against the point of a discussion board.
    Turning every thread into a circlejerk.

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    Comment by yuriphoria
    01:47 19/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Also spamming and trolling.

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    Comment by VVayfarer
    02:25 19/01/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    While the report-button serves the purpose of disposing of spam, off-topic posts can be up-voted or down-voted depending on their entertainmental/"pragmatical" value or, again, their compatibility with the majority opinion; in that sense, they don't differ much from on-topic posts.

    Down-voting isn't necessarily used to get rid of comments but rather to establish what's supported by the majority and what's not. There aren't any rules constricting their usage and this seems to be their most intuitive 'function', as either agreement ("seconding") or disagreement.

    This is to say that when an opinion is down-voted, it usually doesn't mean the voter wants the opinion or post to disappear - although that happens too. It's simply a message that states "I have the same opinion" or "I have an opposing opinion". It's completely factual, which means being offended or discouraged by it is unnecessary.

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    Comment by Sodium Chloride
    02:54 19/01/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    @VVayfarer

    Unfortunately, as you mentioned, if it's downvoted enough it does disappear.

    And people do get offended, especially when their post gets completely buried.

    Maybe it's better to reply to said post you disagree with, and have everyone who agrees with your "disagreement" upvote that.

    Edit:
    I suppose the way I see it is -
    upvote = promote interesting and useful comments
    downvote = remove off-topic and useless comments

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    Comment by RoxbiT
    17:44 18/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    and don't complaint about the money!

    Comment by Anonymous
    18:57 18/01/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.3)

    and cost significantly less money

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:40 18/01/2011 # ! Good (+0.6)

    Then you have no fucking idea how much these cost. So shut up.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:08 18/01/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.3)

    Or maybe you just don't have a fucking idea how much real ones cost, so back to the chans you go.

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    Comment by Momo Chan
    00:41 19/01/2011 # ! Neutral (-0.2)

    The difference between this doll and a real life girlfriend that you can love it's that with this doll, you THINK ABOUT how much money it will cost... WIth your girlfriend, you don't think about it because you just don't care about it... So...

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    Comment by Gitami
    01:05 19/01/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Real ones know how to distract you from thinking about it.

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    Comment by VVayfarer
    01:26 19/01/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    You don't need to love something to ignore its price, Mocchan.

    Comment by Anonymous

    with a real girl. even after getting the girl, you're STILL paying.

    Comment by Anonymous
    12:37 19/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    yeah, your right!

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    Comment by Yoshii-kun
    20:50 18/01/2011 # ! Good (+0.4)

    Number 13 says HUG ME and I SHALL!

    Comment by Anonymous
    22:12 18/01/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    No. 9 looks kind of real :o

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    Comment by yuriphoria
    02:03 19/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    #9 Looks incredibly real.

    But would you kiss these dolls?

    They look delicious to grope, but won't respond to your touch, they have a nice ass to insert your stuff hump, I can Ignore that it is a little cold.

    But I wouldn't get myself to kiss these things, or look at their frozen eyes while fucking them.

    However you put it, it's gonna be kinda awkward.

    The difference between this doll and a real life girlfriend that you can love it's that with this doll, you THINK ABOUT how much money it will cost... WIth your girlfriend, you don't think about it because you just don't care about it... So...

    I'm sorry you got modded so badly, but I have disagree, when meeting girls, maintenance cost is given higher consideration than you think, we aren't made of gold.

    Comment by Anonymous
    00:06 19/01/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.2)

    and dont get the period

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    Comment by TaintedSeraphim
    18:53 18/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    I'm sure at least some of them have pull-strings.

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    Comment by Kuro'Base'Neko
    19:01 18/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    somehow she looks like kyoko fukada. or it just me?

    Comment by Anonymous
    02:08 19/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    You're not alone.

    Then again, that's part of the point. In the US, it's a pretty common practice to model a RealDoll's face to any porn stars. I imagine they also produce the mainstream ones too, but by request. Hell, there was a news of a guy who asked for a doll modeled after his dead girlfriend and they did it for him.

    Someone in Japan probably is fucking a silicone Aya Hirano as I type(2 AM in Tokyo). LOL!

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:02 19/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Realdolls looks so fake it's quite disgusting to think about it. Now that I think about it, many sexstuffs looks better in japan than Western-made products.
    #9 made me stop for a while, as it looked very real, but I think it would look very strange from another angle.

    Comment by Anonymous
    21:55 18/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Off topic as this may sound, but I just heard Ika Musume's voice when I read the topic titles:

    "Aren't These Bettar Than Real Humans?"

    That said, anyone know where I can custom order one of these that can resemble Ika Musume?

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    Comment by yuriphoria
    02:10 19/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Jail. From there.

    Honestly I don't thin you could get a child doll and not get into prison where you can get abused by burly for the crime of abusing a plastic child.

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    Comment by megaman007
    22:55 18/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    ...and don't come with 18 year payment system.

    Comment by Anonymous
    23:03 18/01/2011 # ! Neutral (+0.4)

    Yeah, who wants to listen to those dumb women, anyways? It's not like they're people or anything! Hurr hurr~

    Ugggh.

    Comment by Anonymous
    13:42 19/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Oh wow, I hope people realized that I was being sarcastic. But then again, this is Sankaku Complex.

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    Comment by gumgum
    01:34 19/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Nice One, Dude!

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    Comment by BlaqCat
    05:32 19/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Quite a few of these are almost unbelievable in how realistic the faces are.

    Comment by Anonymous
    06:41 19/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    Why won't you look at me?! Why?!

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    Comment by Chiaki H
    13:29 19/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    They can't make sandwiches though.

    Comment by Anonymous
    20:53 19/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    even dolls need some airbrushing love

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    Comment by megaman007
    05:31 20/01/2011 # ! Neutral (0)

    And you cannot knock up one of those.











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