Top 10 Ways of Getting Your Boyfriend to Marry You
- Categories: Japan, News
- Date: Jan 14, 2011 09:41 JST
- Tags: Crime, Dating, Marriage, Misandry, Rankings, Relationships, Statistics
Japanese women share what they consider the best ways to persuade, pressure and in some cases outright trick a man into marrying them, displaying the expected Machiavellian guile as well as some quite traditional or even sweet sentiments.
The ranking, with the percentage of women agreeing with the method:
1. Have him meet your parents (100%)
2. Cook for him a lot (80.6%)
3. Tell him you want to get married by a certain age (73.8%)
4. Keep talking about the happy marriages your friends enjoy (57.3%)
5. Go to a “bridal fair” (44.7%) [an exhibition wedding held by marriage venues]
6. Propose (41.7%)
7. Talk about what you’d do after you have children (39.8%)
8. Go with him to look at rings (37.9%)
9. Go with him to look at furniture (34%)
10. Secretly enlist the aid of his parents (28.2%)
A few items in the rest of the list even border on romantic – “tell him you can’t live without him” (21.4%), “tell him he’s no good without you” (27.2%), although it is interesting to note that the latter method outranks the former.
Also appearing in the lower reaches of the list are some rather alarming methods – such as “lie and say you are pregnant.” Although this did come dead last, 2.9% of women in the survey still thought it was a great way of tricking a man into marriage.
Other underhanded methods thought suitable included “lie and say another man proposed to you” (13.6%), “when he asks you to do something, tell him you’ll do it if he marries you” (12.6%) and “lie and say you are thinking of returning to your hometown” (10.7%).
That over a tenth of these women thought a lie a suitable basis for marriage probably suggests great caution is required…
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My-yy Ma-ma-mama says that women are the devil.
6. Propose (41.7%)
How could a man possibly hope to defend against such a cunning and devious ploy? They'll be tricked into marriage for sure!
Perhaps this is a bit naive, but would ~40% of women really propose?
Marry me and we can have sex everyday.
No thanks, not into gay sex.
Please. Everyone knows it's the broken condom that's #1.
@Anon 10:42
Bahahah, so true.
40% of Japanese women would definitely not propose.
Talk about their being various ways to force a man into marriage, the devil's ceremony...
It's great during the actual ceremony but before & afterwards, literally a nightmare...
I can't say this enough, I fucking hate marriage, I loathe marriage so much, it's like your paying for your own eventual misery...
@anon 10:18
married people don't have sex. they "make love"
if you wanna have "sex" then marriage is not for you!
-Chris Rock
Lol go to look at furniture? There is no definite way to get anyone to marry you, its entirely down to the individual. They should stop being so materialistic and so end-result driven by-any-means-necessary and focus more on the actual relationship with the person.
As attractive as japanese women are, I really would NOT want to date them. The endless stream of articles on here especially just keep damning them more and more.
"Cook for him a lot (80.6%)"
These women are on the right track
Actually these all make sense
#9 maybe a bit but I feel like could have been a more popular option than 10 given more variance nonethless a good list
get pregnant, then force him to marry.
ah!! that would be my nightmare.
13:52
Only if they can cook well...what if they're horrible at it?
@Anonymous 11:58
Of course married people have sex.
Just not with their partners.
Actually, cooking is kinda my hobby, so if they cook too much I might have trouble because I want the kitchen for myself!
Now, if she could bring home the bacon so I can cook, that's a different story... But in Japan the standard is the 3 highs (taller, higher pay, and the last one I can never remember).
@Anon 12:19
There are still 'good' Japanese women out there. Don't base your opinions on these surveys alone, unless they surveyed all of Japanese women.
@Anon 8:49
It's "Higher education" if memory serves me well.
well either way, the question will be asked whether or not it is the guy asking.
@Megi, Oh you!
I like my shortened name there...though it does make me sound like a typhoon...
Change the "M" into an "N"...
@CowExtract: What's a Narriage?
Megi ---> Negi.... Nevermind
I have no objection to being Miku's plaything...
Not sure i could say no
I don't think it's unheard of, but it's certainly not in vogue compared to traditional venues.
I'm amazed so many went for "Propose" over "lie and say your pregnant". The reputation of japanese women has just risen in my book dramatically (though it stands to reason they don't want to use that lie is because they have no desire to allow these men to impregnate them to 'seal the deal')!
Shit am I the only one who read "cock" instead of "cook"?
"That over a tenth of these women thought a lie a suitable basis for marriage probably suggests great caution is required…"
You might want to do some reading... google "The Misandry Bubble" and treat your eyes to a dissection of the eternal solipsism of the female mind.
If you genuinely trust women, you're an idiot.
i want a pet devil :'( . Actually enlist help of his parents would work in my cause :s .
Women... They are scary sometimes...
it's not "sometimes",it's "always"
they forgot "get knocked up"
thank you for the info.
so when my girlfriend have all these 'signs', i can already plan ahead.
building a good kitchen, that is.
She can also just ...pierce the condom
That's why a thinking man who wants babies will dump his cum in a jar (or whatever) to be kept frozen at a fertility clinic, then get a vasectomy.
"Sorry, honey, that baby ain't mine -- I'm shootin' blanks. If you REALLY think it's mine, we'll get a genetics test done. If the results come back that it's not my baby, I'm suin' your ass for fraud."
Actually, this is not foolproof either. You'll be surprised what some can do.
i really wonder... how many answered "avoid contraception"?
“lie and say another man proposed to you”
I don't see how anyone could think this is a good method. If my girlfriend told me that, I would either think that a stranger or somebody she knows was just joking around with her or that she was cheating on me. Either way, it wouldn't make me want to marry her.
Marry me .... *spreads legs nopan*
much faster
Say yes, and she closes her legs and puts on a titanium chastity belt.
LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL
i was just imagining how hot it will be if a girl proposed like what Moomoo have written..
then i read yours and laughed so hard
That would be a hardcore FML.
But you're not married yet! You can still change your mind! It's not too-- =="
to me most of the look like a way to chase guys off rather than get them to marry you and I know the parents of every girls I've ever hooked up with if its some big thing id be married so many times
this is japan. okay?
#6 made me laugh. I like it.
Yeah, I still think that this is nothing short of a joke...
Fukin creepy yandere bitches inhabit japan...
Could be worse, could be in Korea, where they're all yandere.